Reddit Niuzi

Reddit Niuzi

Decompression short video novel

#reddit #shorts #viral

#reddit #shorts #viral

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  • @deadbydebt6859
    @deadbydebt685911 сағат бұрын

    Part one my ass

  • @crystalstorms880
    @crystalstorms88011 сағат бұрын

    I hope this is 🐂 💩

  • @DeadlierEmu84
    @DeadlierEmu8412 сағат бұрын

    "realistic dolls" bro bought people

  • @mistergreen7260
    @mistergreen726015 сағат бұрын

    i'm pretty sure it's like fully proven that those sites are all fake

  • @Terraman001
    @Terraman00117 сағат бұрын

    if that’s true, that means I found one WHEN I WAS 6 THX GOD I DIDNT KNEW OF DARK WEB ( and I still don’t :D )

  • @s0c1alyawkwardturtl32
    @s0c1alyawkwardturtl32Күн бұрын

    Rest of the story for those who want: But, before I decided to go any further I figured I should go back to OP's profile to see if they have posted any other dark web links. However, when I went back to the post in question OP's profile was deleted. Weird. Anyway, I re-opened my dark web tab and hopped onto the site. Up along the top of the website was it's name, SLAYERS ASSASSINATION AND LIFE RUINING SERVICES and next to it what looked to be a skull inside of a crosshair. I chuckled when I saw that, the site must be fake. Upon scrolling down however, I was not disappointed. There was a paragraph of white text on a black background, and a small box to the right of the text that just said 'place an order.' The text was the main part though, as it took up most of the page. It read: "Slayers assassinations and life ruining services offers everything from acid attack, crippling, blinding, castration, torture, rape, beatings and good old death. We have the lowest prices out of any other company running similar services, and we are world wide! We have a dedicated and experienced group of staff based all over the world, so if you need someone to be assassinated, or maybe you just want them scarred for life, don't hesitate to contact us!" Again I laughed. This had to be satire, right? Hell, I was even tempted to order it on someone just to see what would happen. Ironically, I actually have a half-decent job so I can afford to. Better not to risk it though, I thought to myself. I was about to close my computer and call it for a night when I heard a knock at the door. I live alone, so it was unusual to get visitors, especially so late at night. But, when I opened my door it was just my good buddy Mark, who also happened to be my weed plug. As I opened the door, he didn't hesitate to let himself in and shove a big baggie full of pot in my face. "This, dude, if the best shit I've had in a minute, we gotta try some." I couldn't say no. Cut to a couple hours later, it's early morning and Mark and I are chilling on my couch, both blazed as fuck. He suddenly decides to get up, and I assume he's going to get some leftover pizza, but he walks over to my desk and computer. "Slayers assassinations, are you gonna kill someone or something?" he mutters. "What?" I reply "Your computer dude, it's got some hacker shit on it." "It's the dark web man, don't fuck with it." At this point I'm still on my couch, half asleep and not paying full attention, however I sat up pretty fast when he said the words: "Hey man, lets order a hitman on you." I hoped up and walked over to my PC. Part of my brain was screaming no, what the fuck are you doing, but the majority of my brain (which was also they high part) was thinking about how funny it would be to order a hitman on myself. So I agree. I do made him get out my chair though, because I didn't want him seeing what my credit card numbers were as I transferred some bitcoin. At the end, after I wrote down all my personal details, like my address, age, and even a photo, I had to select what I wanted to happen to me. I just selected plain old assassination, as it was actually cheaper than some of the other things. I could have paid an extra couple of grand to be beaten before my death, but even my high brain didn't want to splash the cash too much on my own death. God, this is ridiculous. Anyway, I placed the order and then replied to a confirmation email, and boom. It was done. A couple of clicks and I had ordered myself on the dark web. Mark and I laughed about it for a while, but then he left about an hour later and I fell asleep not too long after. I woke up around 9 a.m., which meant I got at least six hours of sleep, even if it felt like I got three. I got up and out of bed, threw on some track pants and a cotton shirt (yes, I sleep naked), and brewed myself a coffee before sitting down to play some games and just. enjoy my Sunday. You can imagine how shocked I was when I saw that I had ordered my death the previous night. Even though I thought the site was bullshit I still felt a pit open up in my stomach. Even when I'm high I usually can make sensible decisions. I chuckled, not like I could remember it anyway, but I guess Mark's new shit really was good. I would assume a normal human being would do something else, but I was still kind of out of it from the night before so I just carried on with my day. I was a little more paranoid, sure, but as I said I just assumed it was bullshit. I even laughed at the email I got from the website, saying that their hitman has been dispatched and was on its way. It was like ordering a package of Amazon, I was tempted to email back and ask for some day delivery. But I didn't need to ask, because that's exactly what I got. I didn't see it arrive, but around the time I started to cook myself a shitty dinner I noticed a blacked out sedan parked on the other side of the road from my house. I didn't live in a rural area, but there is a lot of trees and bushes between each of the houses on my street, so I would be surprised if any other house saw the car except for mine. At this point, I was freaking out. What if the site was real? Even though I'm a big guy, I was freaking out. I don't own any weapons, aside from a slightly larger-than-average kitchen knife. Fuck it, I'm confronting it, I decided. I put on a hoodie and slid the knife into the front pocket before waltzing on out of my house and walking right up to the driver side window of the vehicle. Even I was astonished at my own courage. Knocking on the window, nothing happened. It was... rather anti-climatic, I was fully prepared to have to fight for my life, all because I did something really dumb while I was baked. But, like I said, nothing happened. I even put my head right up to the window, as if there was a reflection, to try and get a better look to see whats inside. I could barely see what was inside of the car, but all I could make out were two empty seats. No one was even inside. I had got all hyped up for nothing. I decided to wait out by the car for a bit, but after half an hour or so I was hungry and I had to go back inside to take my dinner out of the oven. I swear, it was only a minute between me going inside to take my dinner out of the oven and looking back out of the window, and the car being gone. I didn't even hear it go. "Guess I'm eating my dinner with all my curtains closed and doors locked," I muttered to myself. I had just started to calm down when the power shut off. It was sunny outside, and coupled with the car I now knew that this was the real deal. I had signed my own death warrant. I ran into my upstairs bedroom and locked the door, and then hid under the bed. I couldn't all the cops, what would I say? "Oh yes hello sir, turns out while super high I paid 5k for some anonymous hitman to kill me and now he's arrived, send an officer asap please and thank you." So, I just stayed hiding under my bed, and I still am now. I've been here for an hour now writing this. Think of this as my epitaph. I know I'm screwed. Just a minute ago I heard my back door slowly creak open. This piece of writing may seem humorous to you, the reader, but in reality as you read this I'm under my bed praying to a god that lost all faith in me years ago to spare me, to let me go. But I know that won't happen. My bedroom door just opened and I can see a big pair of black boots.

  • @isabelhargrave3493
    @isabelhargrave3493Күн бұрын

    Whaattt😭💀💀

  • @JxtpsdJkr
    @JxtpsdJkr2 күн бұрын

    Dislike video and click do not recommend. You'll be mich better off for it.

  • @andreadavis1388
    @andreadavis13882 күн бұрын

    Not a single part 2 has been posted on this page. Dislike this video and do not comment.

  • @TrollZebra
    @TrollZebra2 күн бұрын

    Another reddit story teller who can barely remember what parts they are on and probably won't upload another part until this one is forgotten its a good way to get dislikes I guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @Meldela13
    @Meldela132 күн бұрын

    Realllllly brooooooo "share for part 2" this was part two where's part three. I refuse to like a buzz 💀

  • @user-ps7ob6ot8d
    @user-ps7ob6ot8d2 күн бұрын

    Oh and is stolen I saw this from two other people

  • @pattyfranco827
    @pattyfranco8272 күн бұрын

    The part 2 link doesn't have the full story either. Good luck everyone.

  • @Shay_Cormak
    @Shay_Cormak2 күн бұрын

    Don't watch the vid it ends on a cliffhanger after she's done yapping about her past

  • @nature.animals894
    @nature.animals8942 күн бұрын

    She did even talk about hiw she got pay back or the wedding!

  • @Shay_Cormak
    @Shay_Cormak2 күн бұрын

    Okay pal your on my naughty list consider yourself an opp 🤓

  • @Mymy13579
    @Mymy135792 күн бұрын

    No p2 😒

  • @Obsessedreader2020
    @Obsessedreader20202 күн бұрын

    Ikr smh

  • @IsRandoHere
    @IsRandoHere4 күн бұрын

    THAT ESCALATED

  • @duncanmcnab6872
    @duncanmcnab68724 күн бұрын

    👾

  • @oliverblueblaze4369
    @oliverblueblaze43694 күн бұрын

    Bro the essay about Batman😂 I wanna read that so bad

  • @saintsinningsword
    @saintsinningsword4 күн бұрын

    This just sounds like guy drugged his friends for the crime of, doing nothing? Just assumed one guy was going to do something since a girl he invited didn't show up to the party, not his girlfriend or wife or anything like that.

  • @aBluebat
    @aBluebat6 күн бұрын

    Uh, Im going to go ahead and say the title is off the mark

  • @TC-bh3bi
    @TC-bh3bi6 күн бұрын

    CLICK BAIT ONLY! WASTE OF TIME!!!

  • @Huhhhhhhhhhhhh-o2j
    @Huhhhhhhhhhhhh-o2j6 күн бұрын

    He was helping her not trying to be gross

  • @Huhhhhhhhhhhhh-o2j
    @Huhhhhhhhhhhhh-o2j6 күн бұрын

    The only reason he didn’t want u to talk to her is because its none of ur business

  • @krystinaxxlea
    @krystinaxxlea6 күн бұрын

    No way in hell would she be allowed to speak. She did everything but try to help her friend and the situation SHE created.

  • @MzeoTarieladze
    @MzeoTarieladze6 күн бұрын

    FIRSTTTTTTT

  • @_Pixal
    @_Pixal6 күн бұрын

    You sorta people might be worse then green screen kids

  • @MzeoTarieladze
    @MzeoTarieladze6 күн бұрын

    @@_Pixal shut up did i ask

  • @_Pixal
    @_Pixal6 күн бұрын

    @@MzeoTarieladze might be one of the most original comebacks I’ve ever heard

  • @MzeoTarieladze
    @MzeoTarieladze6 күн бұрын

    @@_Pixal ok

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah7 күн бұрын

    I think someone clicked “reuse details.” Good story though

  • @Plu.666
    @Plu.6667 күн бұрын

    Not even the right story… copy paste Reddit shorts channel can’t even post things correctly back to back.

  • @FlameTrooper1
    @FlameTrooper17 күн бұрын

    Don’t like he doesn’t do part 2s

  • @onlygaming6698
    @onlygaming66987 күн бұрын

    Still loved her uhh hell no why is in every story the op is such a fucking pushover

  • @thelastfablefenix6927
    @thelastfablefenix69278 күн бұрын

    Fucking post a part two I'm so tired of these accounts. I'm just going to start reporting every account like this I'm so tired of hearing half stories and never getting a damn ending. It's completely bs. Why can't people just post regular videos instead off putting it on shorts. Or just actually link a video that you cliped from a full video. Then people will watch your long videos and have an actual link to them

  • @thomasn3071
    @thomasn30718 күн бұрын

    Doesn't sound very Christian to me

  • @xyliarcontreras
    @xyliarcontreras8 күн бұрын

    Sounds like you dodged a nuke if he left, go start a family elsewhere that will actually appreciate you.

  • @Jdog-ic4gy
    @Jdog-ic4gy8 күн бұрын

    Both are the assholes in this situation but for 2 vary different reasons OP: a dipshit that knew that she wasn’t too keen on having kids, but seems to have the idea of being fine having them later SO: yeah umm…. The whole “getting another girl pregnant” and well… saying that you won’t use protection after the honeymoon when this wasn’t discussed prior

  • @Trashsuit
    @Trashsuit8 күн бұрын

    Girl, why would you marry someone who wants kids when you don't? That's something that impacts both of you. If you don't want kids, that's fine, but don't marry someone who makes it super clear that he does

  • @Arch-April15978
    @Arch-April159788 күн бұрын

    You miss carried “our child” not his child

  • @scud6537
    @scud65378 күн бұрын

    Op is the asshole all the way. God damn. He told op exactly what he wanted and op still stayed instead of telling him how she felt and what she wanted. Op set herself up.

  • @shadowdemon628
    @shadowdemon6288 күн бұрын

    Really she did tell him bruh multiple times even after she was already pregnant

  • @Jdog-ic4gy
    @Jdog-ic4gy8 күн бұрын

    Yes but there are multiple issues in this, mainly being CONCEPTION that she disliked. A great example would be wanting to have kids vs having kids forced upon you. In this situation, she seemed to warm up to the idea of having kids, until he literally just said “after the wedding we are only doing it raw.” Having kids is a MAJOR decision and can’t just be sprung on either party, yea, you can argue she was warned, I can also say “you have 15 seconds left before I shoot you” and use the excuse of “I warned you.”

  • @bybyby25
    @bybyby258 күн бұрын

    Him being upset about you continuing dating him after you knew it was a dealbreaker is understandable. I can also empathize with you when to stay with him because you love him.. But him wanting to impregnate another woman that’s just crazy like up the wall.

  • @kalcibone
    @kalcibone8 күн бұрын

    Perfect my ass

  • @dark1alucard
    @dark1alucard8 күн бұрын

    No part 3.....

  • @UrMom-ow4qo
    @UrMom-ow4qo8 күн бұрын

    "Occasionally drank excessively"

  • @kennethgee2004
    @kennethgee20049 күн бұрын

    well i can say that she is not performing in the bed room. She was right to forbid him bringing her up, but he should not have wanted to give attention to this other woman if she was being the wife she was supposed to be.

  • @Megan2861
    @Megan28619 күн бұрын

    wtf I'm skard

  • @yamigoya8291
    @yamigoya82919 күн бұрын

    Context: It's a really wild story but Iirc, the uncle's wife found out her husband liked children _a little too much_ and called OP's father to tell him bc she didn't know what to do. He immediately went to confront him and he kicked his brother's ass, but the wife didn't get any evidence of what she found and by the time they called the police the brother had already deleted any evidence. OP's father forbid uncle to ever come close to his child or he would beat him to a pulp, he also made sure the school would never let the uncle pick OP up in fear of him being kidnapped. In the end, Idk what triggered this result but they finally got evidence to accuse the uncle of being a pedo and he got arrested

  • @Skyyyyyy012
    @Skyyyyyy0129 күн бұрын

    Thats scary

  • @rossrobots5160
    @rossrobots51609 күн бұрын

    garbage content, literally just part ones and an ai voicover because you're too lazy to make actual content or satisfy your viewers

  • @siobhanmcfadden3434
    @siobhanmcfadden34349 күн бұрын

    Wtf don't bother watching or even commenting after you read this.

  • @SketchyLemur192
    @SketchyLemur1929 күн бұрын

    Uncle was a pedo and the dad went to jail for attacking him, end of story

  • @mattorton662
    @mattorton6629 күн бұрын

    What kind of an asshole just posts part 1’s of stories…?

  • @RoaninSinger
    @RoaninSinger9 күн бұрын

    Good dad

  • @pixiesanchez9195
    @pixiesanchez91959 күн бұрын

    Long story short dad found out form marks wife he had kid pictures ya get he beat mark half to death got 5-10 years comes out now mark stayed clear of them. Then mark tries to aduct kid dad comes just in time and mark runs dad goes to mark wife asks her if she’ll tell the truth this time as last time she lied and mark got rid of evidence before police could see it. She says she will realising what a monster mark is gets all the evidence and was told to leave the house for 5 mins before ringing police she does and he kills mark was passionate crime so he got like 5 years with evidence and good behaviour (reason he got so long last time attempted m*rder) but yer Mark finically got what’s coming to him 6 feet of earth above him. Mark waited for the dad to get back and tried to aduct his kid as revenge basic made it out like they were safe just to try yer so fucked up tbh dads a real one though