The line "me stomach thinks me throat's been cut" totally cracks me up every time and I can't explain why. But I also love the bit where Ronnie B lists the food, and then the bit around 510 where they go into counterpoint with Ronnie C singing in triplets about vodka and tonic whilst Ronnie B is still singing food... Just brilliant. Also in the middle where they get out of sync with the cymbal an drum... is this choreographed or an incredible ad-hoc recovery? This has to be the best thing the Two Ronnies did
@olwentibbit63917 күн бұрын
So funny and such a great band. How they kept a straight face, I shall never know! ❤ x
@vyviennewade448318 күн бұрын
Utterly wonderful comedic timing …even the bit where Mr Corbett slightly losing the timing. They were total geniuses and always make you smile.
@BriantomMoorhouse24 күн бұрын
Best of best I love them bring back memories sat down with my parents and brother,s never will see likes the two Ronnie's again god bless them
@susanwall910Ай бұрын
All these years since this first aired, I still know all the lyrics. I so miss these two geniuses. Wonderful.
@davidfalconer8913Ай бұрын
Aldershot is : ( not , what it used to be ..? ? ) .................. DAVE™🛑
@dazzledarren1271Ай бұрын
Love em. They were hilarious ❤
@maria-lena59192 ай бұрын
Too funny 😁 we need more comedy like this these days!
@wendyjoysmith16402 ай бұрын
I love how the camera is so crisp on Norman & so hazy on whatshisname 😅
@maureenchallis20932 ай бұрын
I do not know how they played without breaking up laughing!
@Nine-Signs2 ай бұрын
Whatever they earned, it wasn't enough. The timing and co-ordination here, for only a weak at most to have pulled it off as well, it is as incredible as it is hilarious, incredible pair and incredible people with them.
@ralphturner37982 ай бұрын
I wonder if the marching band has a name and where they are from. They are very good. It is difficult to play an instrument and t Keep in formation as they do.
@markmullen85362 ай бұрын
Lol and nice to something from Aldershot my home town
@gravellegb3 ай бұрын
The first tune was "The Maine Stein Song".
@elisabethj.v.beardsell98533 ай бұрын
This was an absolute scream! Well orchestrated as always. Pity The two Ronnies are no more😮
@emerybayblues3 ай бұрын
Picture of Laura Nyro on the wall.
@gunzel423 ай бұрын
Anyone who knows the complexity of brass bands and marching can only take their hats off to the Two Ronnies for their faultless performance of this skit. True brilliance from both of them, true legends!
@AngelFish0074 ай бұрын
Beer on the national health sounds like a plan 👍
@ninarizzo73124 ай бұрын
Hilarious as always and so cleverly written! I watched them when I was young , we never missed their television shows. Comedians don't seem to be as funny nowadays! Loved it.🤗👍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@user-mx8mi8eo4o5 ай бұрын
Love this and the choir sketch, they were comedic genius together ,- such clever and brilliant timing, grew up watching these two wonderful entertainers from Ireland
@yoseagull33875 ай бұрын
Had this song on cassette from early 70s taped from Radio one with Annie Nightingale's giggling on the end (RIP). Took me ages to find who it was, loved it for 50 years WOW!!
@adunreathcooper5 ай бұрын
In the last second there he finally understood the assignment.
@johncallan3335 ай бұрын
Pure , unbridled, God given genius. R. I . P gentlemen !!!
@nicoleathens13005 ай бұрын
Born in Aldershot and the two Ronnie's and a squddies two best things get pissed and food
@dars52295 ай бұрын
Apparently, Ronnie Barker loved music but like many of us had no head for composition. But he did have a gift for writing and comedy, so he thought it would funny to put lyrics to classical music that didn't have any.
@lilnicky20055 ай бұрын
See what I'm saying. He was always eating 😆😆😆😆😆 xx
@davina6865 ай бұрын
Genius
@Stejll16 ай бұрын
The 2 Ronnies.......Benny Hill.......Will Hay.......we gave the world a good laugh😂
@amancalledjim53826 ай бұрын
I miss this generation. Most of them are gone now.
@todddavis82876 ай бұрын
This is the funniest and cleverest musical number I've ever heard (and seen) in my life.
@richardcummins54656 ай бұрын
Watching world. 2 English comedians, but Aldershot Brass Band IS GENUINE.
@stanmackowiak9087 ай бұрын
The greatest comics in world history
@joebrettgale33067 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Dr KAC 🌹XXX 2023
@harryjarvis31437 ай бұрын
brilliant sketch. should be still be shown on tele
@MargaretGeorgemgse8 ай бұрын
The FITNESS to perform that!
@tachikomakusanagi37448 ай бұрын
Back when we could all just have a laugh - the old days, i salute you...
@geraldarcuri93078 ай бұрын
English subtitles would help this enormously!
@marklaronde66148 ай бұрын
An absolute original and a complete lunatic.....RIP
@thurstonhowell35699 ай бұрын
Absolute genius.
@KaldorDraigo6669 ай бұрын
Lost track of how many times I have watched this and it still makes me laugh
@kennethbell-hn9zv9 ай бұрын
Liza Minnelli's brother and Judy Garlands son
@NeidalRuekk9 ай бұрын
Of all the things the Two Ronnies did, there was one thing they NEVER did. A bad sketch!
@carmeldeakin24569 ай бұрын
Such brilliance. Gone are the days when we enjoyed real talent.
@buddhistsympathizer11369 ай бұрын
Ah . . .the good days . . . when you could have a light joke without people being offended and demanding you get banned
@jackallen65629 ай бұрын
Bones Howe in the booth!
@letsseeif9 ай бұрын
Hilarious as ever.
@everioke9 ай бұрын
So, according to this clip, Robert Wagner never really leaves, does he?
@Mark-td5ux2 ай бұрын
Went to the toilet?
@PatrickIdeh-oh2kl9 ай бұрын
😮😂❤ you see even then .. she wanted to triumph or expose through innocent gaslighting questions.. how is a GOOD father goong to react to such a basic birthing question .. 6 months away.. ie not born yet silo technically.. not a 2x father yet .. Y concentrate the whole interview aroind yhat. 1...point . She would not go with the flow .
@yallgeekin703610 ай бұрын
Evening Jack and how are you Fine how’s yourself don’t ask me Mavis put me on a diet She says if me tum gets bigger I’ll be too fat to reach the drum Jack And lots of other things as well Tell me how’s your love life Jack Full of the joys of springs mate Is it still that six foot brunette The ones with the enormous Yes her name is Mary Jane She works at the mattress factory She says that life like a bed is what you make it As long as you take it lying down Where did you get that hat I got it from the stores Isn’t it a little one I think it must be yours I have got a big one I’m quite sure of that I didn’t mean my flaming head And I didn’t mean your hat Old Herbert’s drunk again He’s well away He’s got a bottle with a rubber tube poked down his trousers He sips then plays away With any luck We’ll all get showered with spots if he decides to blow instead of suck I don’t half fancy a drink myself They should put beer on the national health You’d see a different show tonight The band would get hissed And Mozart and Liszt You’re probably right As soon as we’ve both finished here Why don’t we have a meal round the Chinese Or else I should go off me nut Cos me stomach thinks me throat’s been cut I’d much rather go round the pub To refloat my kidney which is sinking I don’t want to fill up with grub That little space that I’ve reserved to pour some drink in Ain’t it a pity the pubs in the city All close at half past ten If I had the power they’d close for an hour And open up again I could get chronic on vodka and tonic til any time I like And while the policeman watched me car I’d nip home on his back Oh how I’d love to eat anything I wanted Bangers and beans and enormous lumps of fried bread Fed chop and chips and steak and kidney pies By a girl who likes cooking who’s big and good looking whose dumplings are double the size And then we’d all have a damn good time All peaches and cream and vodka and lime To eat and drink ain’t a bleeding Crime Enough is enough let’s go and get stuffed together Prawn chop suey and a chicken fritter Large drambui and a pint of bitter Corkscrews and waiters Rice and potatoes hurry up and finish with these bleeding gladiators Two dry sherries and a half a shandy I’ll run amok, two crispy duck Wishing you the best of luck Herbert’s drunk so much he can hardly stand I have got a rather similar occasion planned So before it all gets out of hand It’s goodnight from the boys in the band
@loontil10 ай бұрын
Beatty: described by UK journalist Julie Burchill as "the Johnny Appleseed of sperm"
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The line "me stomach thinks me throat's been cut" totally cracks me up every time and I can't explain why. But I also love the bit where Ronnie B lists the food, and then the bit around 510 where they go into counterpoint with Ronnie C singing in triplets about vodka and tonic whilst Ronnie B is still singing food... Just brilliant. Also in the middle where they get out of sync with the cymbal an drum... is this choreographed or an incredible ad-hoc recovery? This has to be the best thing the Two Ronnies did
So funny and such a great band. How they kept a straight face, I shall never know! ❤ x
Utterly wonderful comedic timing …even the bit where Mr Corbett slightly losing the timing. They were total geniuses and always make you smile.
Best of best I love them bring back memories sat down with my parents and brother,s never will see likes the two Ronnie's again god bless them
All these years since this first aired, I still know all the lyrics. I so miss these two geniuses. Wonderful.
Aldershot is : ( not , what it used to be ..? ? ) .................. DAVE™🛑
Love em. They were hilarious ❤
Too funny 😁 we need more comedy like this these days!
I love how the camera is so crisp on Norman & so hazy on whatshisname 😅
I do not know how they played without breaking up laughing!
Whatever they earned, it wasn't enough. The timing and co-ordination here, for only a weak at most to have pulled it off as well, it is as incredible as it is hilarious, incredible pair and incredible people with them.
I wonder if the marching band has a name and where they are from. They are very good. It is difficult to play an instrument and t Keep in formation as they do.
Lol and nice to something from Aldershot my home town
The first tune was "The Maine Stein Song".
This was an absolute scream! Well orchestrated as always. Pity The two Ronnies are no more😮
Picture of Laura Nyro on the wall.
Anyone who knows the complexity of brass bands and marching can only take their hats off to the Two Ronnies for their faultless performance of this skit. True brilliance from both of them, true legends!
Beer on the national health sounds like a plan 👍
Hilarious as always and so cleverly written! I watched them when I was young , we never missed their television shows. Comedians don't seem to be as funny nowadays! Loved it.🤗👍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Love this and the choir sketch, they were comedic genius together ,- such clever and brilliant timing, grew up watching these two wonderful entertainers from Ireland
Had this song on cassette from early 70s taped from Radio one with Annie Nightingale's giggling on the end (RIP). Took me ages to find who it was, loved it for 50 years WOW!!
In the last second there he finally understood the assignment.
Pure , unbridled, God given genius. R. I . P gentlemen !!!
Born in Aldershot and the two Ronnie's and a squddies two best things get pissed and food
Apparently, Ronnie Barker loved music but like many of us had no head for composition. But he did have a gift for writing and comedy, so he thought it would funny to put lyrics to classical music that didn't have any.
See what I'm saying. He was always eating 😆😆😆😆😆 xx
Genius
The 2 Ronnies.......Benny Hill.......Will Hay.......we gave the world a good laugh😂
I miss this generation. Most of them are gone now.
This is the funniest and cleverest musical number I've ever heard (and seen) in my life.
Watching world. 2 English comedians, but Aldershot Brass Band IS GENUINE.
The greatest comics in world history
Happy Birthday Dr KAC 🌹XXX 2023
brilliant sketch. should be still be shown on tele
The FITNESS to perform that!
Back when we could all just have a laugh - the old days, i salute you...
English subtitles would help this enormously!
An absolute original and a complete lunatic.....RIP
Absolute genius.
Lost track of how many times I have watched this and it still makes me laugh
Liza Minnelli's brother and Judy Garlands son
Of all the things the Two Ronnies did, there was one thing they NEVER did. A bad sketch!
Such brilliance. Gone are the days when we enjoyed real talent.
Ah . . .the good days . . . when you could have a light joke without people being offended and demanding you get banned
Bones Howe in the booth!
Hilarious as ever.
So, according to this clip, Robert Wagner never really leaves, does he?
Went to the toilet?
😮😂❤ you see even then .. she wanted to triumph or expose through innocent gaslighting questions.. how is a GOOD father goong to react to such a basic birthing question .. 6 months away.. ie not born yet silo technically.. not a 2x father yet .. Y concentrate the whole interview aroind yhat. 1...point . She would not go with the flow .
Evening Jack and how are you Fine how’s yourself don’t ask me Mavis put me on a diet She says if me tum gets bigger I’ll be too fat to reach the drum Jack And lots of other things as well Tell me how’s your love life Jack Full of the joys of springs mate Is it still that six foot brunette The ones with the enormous Yes her name is Mary Jane She works at the mattress factory She says that life like a bed is what you make it As long as you take it lying down Where did you get that hat I got it from the stores Isn’t it a little one I think it must be yours I have got a big one I’m quite sure of that I didn’t mean my flaming head And I didn’t mean your hat Old Herbert’s drunk again He’s well away He’s got a bottle with a rubber tube poked down his trousers He sips then plays away With any luck We’ll all get showered with spots if he decides to blow instead of suck I don’t half fancy a drink myself They should put beer on the national health You’d see a different show tonight The band would get hissed And Mozart and Liszt You’re probably right As soon as we’ve both finished here Why don’t we have a meal round the Chinese Or else I should go off me nut Cos me stomach thinks me throat’s been cut I’d much rather go round the pub To refloat my kidney which is sinking I don’t want to fill up with grub That little space that I’ve reserved to pour some drink in Ain’t it a pity the pubs in the city All close at half past ten If I had the power they’d close for an hour And open up again I could get chronic on vodka and tonic til any time I like And while the policeman watched me car I’d nip home on his back Oh how I’d love to eat anything I wanted Bangers and beans and enormous lumps of fried bread Fed chop and chips and steak and kidney pies By a girl who likes cooking who’s big and good looking whose dumplings are double the size And then we’d all have a damn good time All peaches and cream and vodka and lime To eat and drink ain’t a bleeding Crime Enough is enough let’s go and get stuffed together Prawn chop suey and a chicken fritter Large drambui and a pint of bitter Corkscrews and waiters Rice and potatoes hurry up and finish with these bleeding gladiators Two dry sherries and a half a shandy I’ll run amok, two crispy duck Wishing you the best of luck Herbert’s drunk so much he can hardly stand I have got a rather similar occasion planned So before it all gets out of hand It’s goodnight from the boys in the band
Beatty: described by UK journalist Julie Burchill as "the Johnny Appleseed of sperm"