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Cheesy (PS1) · Bad Video Games

Cheesy (PS1) · Bad Video Games

Batman · Arcade Memories

Batman · Arcade Memories

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  • @jonah_jr0323
    @jonah_jr032318 сағат бұрын

    Best PES on PC imo❤

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachine18 сағат бұрын

    It’s fantastic isn’t it?

  • @footiegambler1347
    @footiegambler134719 сағат бұрын

    This seems like someone has gone how can we make the most uncharismatic game character with the most boring abiilities, levels and enemies ever? Got it, Cheesy just jumping around and stuff.

  • @footiegambler1347
    @footiegambler134720 сағат бұрын

    I played this with my mate, and have it on ps1. Was a really fun game and shows it must be fun, as I don't even like cricket. I know nothing about cricket but was funny watching you know even less than me. Made me think you should try a NFL game, Madden on MegaDrive was good, or a more modern one.

  • @abzhuofficial
    @abzhuofficial23 сағат бұрын

    Nicely timed, considering the Twenty20 World Cup is currently on 6:00 People wearing all white only apply to Test matches (2 innings, over 4-5 days, and it goes on from daytime to late evening). 50 and 20-over matches consist of a white ball and coloured jerseys/attire

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachine22 сағат бұрын

    Thanks brother! What exactly is Twenty20 cricket? Shorter matches?

  • @scoop7672
    @scoop767222 сағат бұрын

    Each side only bowl 20 overs. Highest score wins. T20.

  • @NInoGuerrero-tp5lz
    @NInoGuerrero-tp5lzКүн бұрын

    You asked in an older video about PS3 exclusive shooters. TRY RESISTANCE. genuinely good and original game with smooth gameplay that I dare say competed with the current CODs at the time

  • @NInoGuerrero-tp5lz
    @NInoGuerrero-tp5lzКүн бұрын

    Ever play ninja gaiden games?

  • @MrEverton1878
    @MrEverton1878Күн бұрын

    Do the stadiums etc all come in the patch?

  • @thejocko7447
    @thejocko7447Күн бұрын

    BAP was far better in PES for me. Found BAP was terrible after around fifa 11 or so. Would love a series either way.

  • @MrGav196
    @MrGav196Күн бұрын

    You mention Findus Crispy Pancakes and Ameobi scores a blinder....coincidence?

  • @DespotofDelaware
    @DespotofDelawareКүн бұрын

    It's call "Zamboni". It resurfaces the ice by "smoothing out the cuts" to the ice caused by the blades on the ice skates. Occurs several times during the game.

  • @jasonscott1978
    @jasonscott1978Күн бұрын

    The only Ice Hockey game I like was Blades of steel on the nes

  • @shaunmanne
    @shaunmanneКүн бұрын

    Cool game.

  • @1charlylion6
    @1charlylion6Күн бұрын

    Gave me police story vibes even had his lantern stunt in the game.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Ah Police Story! I was trying to think of the name of the movie I've seen the most with JC. Thanks!

  • @OG-Capo---
    @OG-Capo---Күн бұрын

    2:46 It's crazy because my friend has Xbox I play PlayStation and games not a free for me he has to pay and the games that are free for him I have to pay and will be lucky if it's compatible when we both can play on a game that Xbox in PlayStation allows cross play. Which is not very many which I'm surprised we're in 2024..

  • @Mateus_Carvalho
    @Mateus_CarvalhoКүн бұрын

    Thanks for taking my request! I think the game got a lower rating because it looks as you can see it does and not being quite deep. But that was kinda the point, Jackie himself played games on his spare time but he said he had trouble with complex controls and I guess Radical took notes because he had decent involvement on the production of this. The thing with Jackie's movies is that he really liked to feature objects into battles in a comedic manner. Jackie hits as much as he gets hit and because of this, you're able to use plenty of things. They were also inspired by old Kung Fu movies when it comes to the plot (the goons kidnap Jackie's grandfather and you go on a journey trying to get him back) and the voice lines (based after the peculiar lines you'd hear) so even if there's no tie-in with a movie or anything, it's still class. Happy that you enjoyed it. I had it as a kid and managed to go far with my parents back in the day, only really managed to finish it when I was older and had it emulated. Really loved the disco fight, you gotta look it up.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    I have seen it mate, it's funny - turns into a proper DIsco-themed scene. Super cool game mate, good request.

  • @kieranrothwell984
    @kieranrothwell984Күн бұрын

    What great game this was

  • @DanCThorpe
    @DanCThorpeКүн бұрын

    Looks horrible for a PS5 game. Gameplay is way to shallow. Worse Farcry in my view.

  • @Mateus_Carvalho
    @Mateus_CarvalhoКүн бұрын

    Try lobbing the ball over the goalie if they give you the leeway in an one-on-one, it's L1+Square.

  • @buffjd1
    @buffjd1Күн бұрын

    Offsides is the puck must be the first thing to pass the blue line before any player. To prevent cherry picking. If a teammate crosses the blue line before the puckholder or gets a pass passed the blue line it's Offsides.

  • @JSSMVCJR2.2
    @JSSMVCJR2.2Күн бұрын

    Stupid, Sexy Findus.

  • @footiegambler1347
    @footiegambler1347Күн бұрын

    Ohhh ok. I love BAP mode and have loads of experience in a FIFA Pro Clubs team, usually like 5v5 humans then rest CPU. So I like controlling 1 player, as most resembles real football and teamwork, but the camera here is crazy. I like being 1 guy, but with regular camera view.

  • @Bighotdog1980
    @Bighotdog1980Күн бұрын

    Are you going to try UFL ?

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Yes mate!

  • @prophetXCIII
    @prophetXCIIIКүн бұрын

    4-3-3 is fine as it is, 4-4-2 diamond is the one that needs the width from FBs.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Yep, as the 4-4-2 diamond is very narrow. That always used to result in my FBs getting tired by 60 minutes though.

  • @DaveDoc1984
    @DaveDoc1984Күн бұрын

    Alan Perrin I think was Portsmouth Manager around about this time if memory serves.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Ah I remember him!

  • @spencercole23
    @spencercole23Күн бұрын

    Yeagh Portsmouth stopped united getting the treble that year

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Yep 😢

  • @AMPolo23
    @AMPolo23Күн бұрын

    Glad you looked at it 😂 truly awful game. Cheesy the mouse should've been abducted by aliens never to be seen again.

  • @abzhuofficial
    @abzhuofficialКүн бұрын

    3:12 Black Box on the advertising boards? The same ones that took over the NFS franchise since they succeeded making the better PS2-only version of Hot Pursuit 2? Hoo boy

  • @abzhuofficial
    @abzhuofficialКүн бұрын

    LMAO the Tekken-esque presentation gives me a chuckle. Guys, we have Tekken at home! Tekken at home: Besides that though, that Douglas character reminds me of Stevem Seagal lol... oh wait, you already said that lmao

  • @KillPeople93
    @KillPeople932 күн бұрын

    It looks a lot like tekken

  • @brunodacruz5402
    @brunodacruz54022 күн бұрын

    I remember playing fifa 04,05,06,07,08 The carer modes on fifa 07 was fabulous. Fifa 08 was amazing. I also played fifa 16 and fifa 19 Fifa 16 was 7/10

  • @zpbstudios9551
    @zpbstudios95512 күн бұрын

    My favourite player in this game is Kiril from Sub-Zero. He reminds me of Colossus from X-Men

  • @zpbstudios9551
    @zpbstudios95512 күн бұрын

    Uh, Mikey, are you still considering Star Command?

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    Yes mate but got lots of other requests to do as well 😊

  • @zpbstudios9551
    @zpbstudios9551Күн бұрын

    @@ChorizoMachine Okay, but you'll still look at Star Command eventually?

  • @petesmart1983
    @petesmart19832 күн бұрын

    Controls are so floaty would be pretty unbearable

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachine2 күн бұрын

    Yep, that is exactly my issue with the game mate!

  • @moroseloki1912
    @moroseloki19122 күн бұрын

    I remember playing part 2 of this game did not know this had a 3 😮 cool Great Vid

  • @moroseloki1912
    @moroseloki19122 күн бұрын

    Yooo Chorizo Machine 😮😅

  • @MattiosUK
    @MattiosUK2 күн бұрын

    Just a couple of things to be informative. The L1 button is just a power up button that makes you somewhat faster and stronger. The spotlight is just an easier way of executing a "flip kick" which is also doable by holding down shoot for the maximum duration. (Similar to what you did with Angus's first goal) 7:15 - You aren't restricted to one player, if you stayed in the middle aka the team logo, you can play as the entire team. This is definitely a better experience with multiplayer.

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross1492 күн бұрын

    On offense the player with the puck has to be the 1st player across the opponent's blue line. It prevents you from passing to someone right beside the goal from very far away.

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross1492 күн бұрын

    This game taught me the rules of hockey. I am from the South of the US and grew up without any hockey. Even I know that Wayne Gretzky was/is known as "The Great One"

  • @kommissar.murphy
    @kommissar.murphy2 күн бұрын

    That's so money!

  • @prophetXCIII
    @prophetXCIII2 күн бұрын

    FIFA 14 (7th gen, PC) was the only game where shooting from distance with the outside of the boot got you some craaaazy outside swerve; kinda feels like basketball! I once decided to start a Be a Pro as a RB to try and become the next shooting FB like Larcos, Riise, Alves etc - SURREAL experience, highly recommended to start as FB or CDM in this game. PES2009 (PS3), 2013 (PC), FIFA 19 (PS4) also offer a positive BAL experience. And a mention for PES2012 (PS2) because in this you can choose a mentor who can SKYrocket your player attributes, and cosmetically this game was iconic - the UCL ball colors, sponsors, the soundtrack.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    I really like FIFA 14 on PC mate, such a good game. As it is on PS4 as well!

  • @user-mx6yk6dw5i
    @user-mx6yk6dw5i2 күн бұрын

    After playing some pes 6 original seaosn , i went back to play some fifa again after months, i quit the game after one half with score 5-4 ( it's like playing futsal), The old FIFA's were gems , i hope 2k will improve the career mode

  • @DungTran-li2wn
    @DungTran-li2wn2 күн бұрын

    In hockey it is called a sweater or jersey

  • @DynamiteDezzy
    @DynamiteDezzy2 күн бұрын

    Got this on my og xbox, great fun local multiplayer game with a group. Definitely gets boring & shallow playing alone.

  • @footiegambler1347
    @footiegambler13472 күн бұрын

    Hahaha, nice one. I think this would be fun playing with others for 10-20 mins, nice party game. You said about Be A Pro, how about playing Libero Grande on PS1? I believe that was the original BAP. I have never played it, but I remember it was meant to be OK. Dunno why Arsenault, but he seems stereotypical arrogant French guy, would assume meant to be Cantona.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachineКүн бұрын

    We’ve featured Libero Grande on the channel before I think mate. I’m considering doing some kind of Be A Pro mode at some point though bro 😊

  • @Mateus_Carvalho
    @Mateus_Carvalho2 күн бұрын

    I would be down for it but... I kinda want to see how you'd do in ISS 2000's Success Mode back on the N64.

  • @footiegambler1347
    @footiegambler13472 күн бұрын

    I've never played one Yakuza game. I think I would like it though, as I like Japanese culture and gangster movies. Can't wait to visit Japan, as seems so unique. And we owe Japan for two of the greatest gaming franchises ever Metal Gear Solid and PES. Then obviously all the Nintendo classics. You tried Bushido Blade? That is VERY unique and interesting beat 'em up, Japanese, PS1 and others .

  • @declangaming24
    @declangaming242 күн бұрын

    I would like to see fray bentos rise through the ranks and hopefully be the greatest CDM known in world football. But also starting at a big club in these modes the gaffer would ship you off on loan to another club. It's based on overall of your a 65 rated player your not making the starting 11 in the league, Cup or Europe.

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachine2 күн бұрын

    Haha maybe I should make it a series? I’ll think of a version of PES or FIFA which has both good gameplay and an interesting Player Career mode 🙂

  • @patrikhagbom2124
    @patrikhagbom21242 күн бұрын

    Try NHL 2001 on ps1, my favorite NHL game

  • @ChorizoMachine
    @ChorizoMachine2 күн бұрын

    Will do!

  • @marcostimm2491
    @marcostimm24913 күн бұрын

    About the offside rule, as I recall, it's the **blue** line at the center of the ice. Comparing to Football, it's like there is a static offside line - instead of being attached to the last defender on Football, it's already in the ice, so you can't pass to your teammate if they is ahead of the line. Another thing is that player with the *puck* must be the first to cross that line. I prefer to play with this rule on, it gives more spice to the game. Played a looooot of the following game, NHL 94 for SNES in the emulator. The gameplay looks the same to NHLPA '93, though there is no fighting (cause official licensing....). Yeah, the graphics holds till this day, it's really simple to parse the information inscreen and simple to play. Some gameplay details could be inhanced in next games. There is quite of a managing rosters feature (like, you bring 3 sets of 5 players to rotate in the ice: the 1st with the best players, when they get tired you bring the 2nd roster and so on). And the soundtrack, although it has like 3 menu musics and the rest being the organ motifs between plays is GOOD and the SNES has the best quality because of its sound chips (more truthful sound samples and not beeps and boops). I recommend you to checkout the soundtrack comparison between NHL 94 in the Mega Drive/Genesis - SNES - and the Sega CD (!) arrangements.

  • @scotty683
    @scotty6833 күн бұрын

    Does the patch come with the game download?