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Hitman Blood Money: A New Life

Hitman Blood Money: A New Life

Agent 47 Brutalizes Smith

Agent 47 Brutalizes Smith

A Hitman's Life 3

A Hitman's Life 3

Eric gets friggin' Kidnapped

Eric gets friggin' Kidnapped

A Hitman's Life: Remastered

A Hitman's Life: Remastered

Valakas Story (Part 1)

Valakas Story (Part 1)

Sad City 42: The Replay

Sad City 42: The Replay

Crazy Animal Strikes Twice!?

Crazy Animal Strikes Twice!?

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  • @MultiLorenzo15
    @MultiLorenzo157 күн бұрын

    I love this game

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome6 күн бұрын

    Me too, Hitman Blood Money was one of the first violent video games I had played as a 6 year old!

  • @bishopfeathers3755
    @bishopfeathers37558 күн бұрын

    I like how you avoided the guards at the elevator in the parking garage

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome8 күн бұрын

    Thanks dude! You must be careful sneaking up on that guy because they can hear you clearer in the silent parking garage.

  • @traveldavid6085
    @traveldavid608514 күн бұрын

    Interesting

  • @BrendanFraiser
    @BrendanFraiser16 күн бұрын

    Did you know there was supposed to be a head there?

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome16 күн бұрын

    Yes it was the head of a mannequin or sex doll that some guy wrapped in black garbage bags and i went back looking for the head so i could use it store a mask that I had.

  • @BrendanFraiser
    @BrendanFraiser15 күн бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome Weird thing to use to hold a mask, what kind of mask?

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome14 күн бұрын

    A full head latex pig mask

  • @BrendanFraiser
    @BrendanFraiser16 күн бұрын

    Sick level.

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome16 күн бұрын

    Nobody will argue with you there thanks for watching dude!

  • @slumber3560
    @slumber35608 ай бұрын

    ギターを弾いている人物は何者なんですか? 日本語でこの人物を検索するのは困難で、KZreadrであることしかわかりませんでした。

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome8 ай бұрын

    It is Glad Valakas, a russian streamer. The Developer of Narko games, performed this song for the game Valakas Story.

  • @becomehuman
    @becomehuman10 ай бұрын

    Кама пуля)))

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome10 ай бұрын

    Kama the Bullet 😎

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome10 ай бұрын

    Thank you for coming to visit, hedgehog!!!

  • @afriendlybullet
    @afriendlybullet Жыл бұрын

    A fantastic and quite emotional episode! I especially enjoy the soundtrack this time around. Seeing Theloudrooster make a cameo appearance is quite astonishing as well! Great work on yet another episode Swim Home

  • @FCCmusic
    @FCCmusic Жыл бұрын

    wow excellent remaster better than CoD

  • @FCCmusic
    @FCCmusic Жыл бұрын

    its free to watch you know

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome Жыл бұрын

    If you look into the historical context of the original films, you can discover little clues here and there that point towards Hitman Eric possibly working for or with the US government and even the Obama administration, reporting directly to Barrack "Osama" Obama himself. According to the secret visitor Jimmy Samson, Hitman Eric was "kill-switched" by his handler after the "Osama Obama Incident". This meant another source antagonizing and targeting Hitman Eric for an attack, carried out by "Aleksandra" a simple russian prostitute, Hitman Eric supposedly was still a virgin and never ever masturbated up to this point so he really wanted some pussy.

  • @FCCmusic
    @FCCmusic Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome AWEEEEE YEAH MAN FUCKING WIZARD POWERS!

  • @taopaypal6891
    @taopaypal6891 Жыл бұрын

    The last of USSR

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome Жыл бұрын

    Thats almost accurate to the character

  • @FCCmusic
    @FCCmusic Жыл бұрын

    wow this is timeless

  • @FCCmusic
    @FCCmusic Жыл бұрын

    cant wait for him to come back

  • @makson_03
    @makson_032 жыл бұрын

    Тупо песня про моего друга

  • @DoctorSantosh
    @DoctorSantosh2 жыл бұрын

    The lyrics, for those asking : Каблучок стучит и Санечка, и Санечка бежит. Под каблучком он плотненько у нас сидит. Ну зачем ты, Саня, молодой пацан, ну зачем под каблучок залез ты сам? Санечка зачем под каблучок, Санечка зачем плотно под каблучок: "Ну не лезь туда!" - говорили. Но тебя туда потянуло дэбила, под каблучок ты залеЕЕЕЕз и теперь ты, Саня, Саня, Саня, - СХС! ЧА-ЧА-ЧА и каблучок цок-цок-цок, а Санечка - пиццу доедает и где-то там его принцесса ожидает. Цок-Цок-Цок - каблучок, Саня, Саня, СХС! You do the translation youself.

  • @clayh4379
    @clayh43792 жыл бұрын

    Came from khalidaseco

  • @____HAMZA____
    @____HAMZA____ Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Plutho14
    @Plutho142 жыл бұрын

    Great performance buona Fabrizio De Androwsky

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to my russian viewers who leave comments they are deleted by youtube and i have no control over that whataudio.ru/?mp3=Глад+Валакас+-+Песня+про+Саню-каблучка , песня называется Heel

  • @Mr.Williams23
    @Mr.Williams233 жыл бұрын

    Hey

  • @hero-hq2wg
    @hero-hq2wg3 жыл бұрын

    Epic👌🐸

  • @plarnston
    @plarnston3 жыл бұрын

    top tier entertainment

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for watching Ale <3

  • @L1309
    @L13093 жыл бұрын

    Il De André Russo. De Androsky.

  • @EnJoyRex
    @EnJoyRex3 жыл бұрын

    Русские комментарии удаляются?)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    No, i delete nothing. KZread deletes comments without my permission.

  • @EnJoyRex
    @EnJoyRex3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome got ya

  • @mongiardi20
    @mongiardi203 жыл бұрын

    Chords?

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    You'd have to ask Narko Games owner Vladislav Mescheryakov, he is on VK.com. The only thing i can play are the vocal chords.

  • @mongiardi20
    @mongiardi203 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome thanks, man

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    @@mongiardi20 No problem, if you end up playing this wonderful song about Sonya the Simp I'd gladly have it shared in my description for everyone to see.

  • @user-sg9tm1dq5z
    @user-sg9tm1dq5z3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P😢😢😢😢 HE DEAD

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, me and my friends were upset after he died unfairly in the end. I really liked Valakas' character and was sad to see him killed off

  • @lellolosgabelloita1186
    @lellolosgabelloita11863 жыл бұрын

    The developer is dead or the musician

  • @giove0032
    @giove00323 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome that game sucked

  • @savagekurtain5710
    @savagekurtain57103 жыл бұрын

    @@lellolosgabelloita1186 nessuno dei due. intendevano che il personaggio nel gioco (Valakas) alla fine muore.

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    @@giove0032 That's ok, I wouldn't expect somebody who plays nothing but Overwatch to understand the simple charm of Narko Games' content.

  • @Bobbycett
    @Bobbycett4 жыл бұрын

    epic! this made me re download the game and play it

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    hey swim home, why do you stop talking approximately halfway through the video? sincerely, napalm (whotheeff)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    My fuckin' microphone must've shut off! What a drag!

  • @Mr.Williams23
    @Mr.Williams234 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    What does that mean

  • @Mr.Williams23
    @Mr.Williams234 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome just saying random words

  • @martin-fg7bg
    @martin-fg7bg4 жыл бұрын

    Translation?

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    I've seen a lot of people wanting a translation but I dont exactly speak Russian fluently. At some point I might enlist some help from a certified Russian and even learn the language to translate for everyone. But that is just an idea I toss around from time to time.

  • @dexra7396
    @dexra73964 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome this song is about "sanya" who became simp (or cuckold idk how to exactly translate this into english)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    @@dexra7396 no its not

  • @dexra7396
    @dexra73964 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome bruh im russian

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    @@dexra7396 Hey dude, i went through and listened after understanding russian just a little and it does start to line up with what you said. It mentions a young idiot boy named Sanya (Sonechka) from the internet willingly climbing under a heel when it knocks and being stuck tightly underneath. Does this sound about right? I am still trying to learn.

  • @maxbosco5564
    @maxbosco55644 жыл бұрын

    Hello! great song, I love it! Could someone please translate the lyrics of this song in english? I would like to understand what the song is about :) thanks

  • @MisterrSky
    @MisterrSky3 жыл бұрын

    Heel is knoking, and Sanyachka(Sanya = Alexander) runs(under the heel. Means that hes a simp). He stuck under the heel completly. Why Sanya, why young man, why sanya did you get under the heel by yourslef(his own wish) Sanyechka why did you get under the heel? Why are you Sanechks stuck so completly under the heel. Everyone told you not to go there(under the heel(become a simp)), but you had got there anyway, you stupid. Under the heel you've sttuck. And now you are Sanya Sanya Sanya SHS(sanya(S) s..k(S) d..k(H)), cha cha cha. The heel is knocking(cok cok cok), and sanya is almost finished eating pizza, and somwhere his princess is waiting for him, Heel, knck knock knock, Sanya Sanya SHS. Welp thats the song=)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    @@MisterrSky Thank you for your detailed rough translation of this song! Now everyone can experience the song in depth instead of just hearing the lyrics.

  • @Nikita-pc9oz
    @Nikita-pc9oz3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome Sanya is also a Russian streamer like Glad Valakas kzread.info

  • @Nikita-pc9oz
    @Nikita-pc9oz3 жыл бұрын

    he is a friend of Valakas

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nikita-pc9oz Ohhhh thanks dude that makes the song a lot funnier lmao

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    At last, season 2 of Swim Home's gameplay series

  • @xeonstormzyy2473
    @xeonstormzyy24734 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! I was looking for this for a long time

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    you should translate what he screams in russian :)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    It is complicated, he is kinda saying "BRING IT ON" or some shit

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Hello everybody: Swim Home here. Alot of people (to me at least) seem to be discovering this video. So if you like what you see, please remember to pick up Valakas Story on Steam.

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Go to 41:40 for the part where i begin losing my mind.

  • @Wave-uu6mz
    @Wave-uu6mz4 жыл бұрын

    Incredible. Absolutely incredible. This beautiful piece of art is, to be frank, life changing. I can't believe that I have been blessed with these incredible lyrics.

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for watching, please buy Valakas Story on steam.

  • @Wave-uu6mz
    @Wave-uu6mz4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome Did you make the game?

  • @Wave-uu6mz
    @Wave-uu6mz4 жыл бұрын

    Also I will consider it. Thank you for the recommendation.

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    @@Wave-uu6mz No, I did not make it, I am just a big fan of Narko Games and Valakas Story was easily my favorite outta all of them.

  • @Wave-uu6mz
    @Wave-uu6mz4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealSwimHome Cool, thank you!

  • @illumin8890
    @illumin88904 жыл бұрын

    KKomrade GuitarTime

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for watching videos

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    Valakas plays a mean chune

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    do both options seriously just result in death?

  • @friendlybullet943
    @friendlybullet9434 жыл бұрын

    This is fcrazy puszle expierenc! Ilplease do not take the police also

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Ah! wash the dishes and dishes to the washer! big idiot Mean Bullet returns to the channel and watch the puzzle! You can be sure I'll take the police and them to the house to flee to prison! Stupid guy! My kids will be removed to school from you after day of ramifications!

  • @dragonman6915
    @dragonman69154 жыл бұрын

    This is what everyone goes through with this game, yet some people enjoy it. Just remember there is [zero] escape. haha

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    39:55 for when i complete the puzzle

  • @loganrice6619
    @loganrice66194 жыл бұрын

    nine, 9... 9.... did you know that if you place these three number s the upside down it creates 666? this game is satanism! ps... you should be a voice over ;)

  • @consoleaim9526
    @consoleaim95264 жыл бұрын

    Пиздес маньяк нахой

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Руки из задницы вытаскиваются, потом смотрит видео!

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    добро пожаловать на мой канал :)

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    Может ты тоже фанат Кама Пуля?

  • @consoleaim9526
    @consoleaim95264 жыл бұрын

    Интересно почему в хламе роешься? как будто кто та помер там

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome4 жыл бұрын

    @@consoleaim9526 Да, тогда я ищу весь трейлер, полный мусора с несколькими сокровищами. Я также нахожу расчлененный манекен в мусорном пакете. это выглядело как труп снаружи

  • @CC-fo7oh
    @CC-fo7oh4 жыл бұрын

    Sir I believe that is a canine

  • @mallard4558
    @mallard45586 жыл бұрын

    There's a deeper meaning to this than you know sir.

  • @cashclaw1972
    @cashclaw19726 жыл бұрын

    funny meme

  • @TheRealSwimHome
    @TheRealSwimHome6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks mac. I worked very hard on it.