Henry in the Chair

Henry in the Chair

Hello, I'm Henry and I read books.

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  • @fogheta
    @fogheta4 сағат бұрын

    Calling mimic the best summon by far is definitely a hot take lmao

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair3 сағат бұрын

    One of those Cleanrot Knight Finlay apologists, are ya?

  • @idkWTCMCN
    @idkWTCMCN19 сағат бұрын

    Its not real

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair18 сағат бұрын

    Then what’s sitting on my bookshelf?

  • @TA123-kk4fj
    @TA123-kk4fj3 күн бұрын

    Cool! 😊

  • @slyfox._.5782
    @slyfox._.57825 күн бұрын

    You have to put light on it

  • @movieplaylistking4567
    @movieplaylistking45675 күн бұрын

    If my watch hasn’t been out side in the sun for awhile the lume goes so maybe try putting it in the sun for a bit

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon...11 күн бұрын

    I gave my books away. I'm not waiting 25 years or whatever for the final few books. I do not care anymore.

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil263415 күн бұрын

    Because another has awoken to the realization they aren't actually that good and threw it at the bin, missing as tears of shame for having wasted their money on it, flowed and blurred their vision. Then went off read the Iron Widow or something else better written.

  • @Hero_Of_Old
    @Hero_Of_Old14 күн бұрын

    Wow so edgy!

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil263414 күн бұрын

    @@Hero_Of_Old No that's the TV series. The books are banal medieval fantasy fanfic of one of the most interesting eras of medieval European history. With dragons, magic, sex or death of a popular character to cover up when he writes himself into corner.

  • @quantumpanda28
    @quantumpanda2815 күн бұрын

    The book is pretty battered and worn. Just like Beric gets weaker and his wounds remain even after he is brought back to life. All hail The Lord Of Light, R’hllor.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair15 күн бұрын

    🔥 ❤️ 🔥

  • @bogie501st8
    @bogie501st815 күн бұрын

    Idk how I stumbled upon this video but I’m glad I did 😂

  • @yanverb7673
    @yanverb767316 күн бұрын

    This may be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair16 күн бұрын

    Cheers mate 😁

  • @DK-ru9dt
    @DK-ru9dt16 күн бұрын

    Just finished reading a chapter of that exact book and found your video, what a coincidence. BTW, really loved the Hot Pie = Shrouded Lord reference.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair16 күн бұрын

    Ooo spooky. Maybe there is something more going on here.

  • @DK-ru9dt
    @DK-ru9dt16 күн бұрын

    @@HenryintheChair Do you mean to make any more ASOIAF content in the future? Really liked the video editing with the fade ins and outs and your speech was on point.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair16 күн бұрын

    Absolutely. Love the series. Not too sure when it’ll be, but I think the angle of the next video will be comparing Ned’s storyline in AGOT to a noir detective movie. Oh and thanks for the kind words. 😁

  • @caxolog
    @caxolog20 күн бұрын

    Great Video!! Can't believe you don't have even 300 subs yet, Great editing, Set, Thumbnail, and Personality! This was at the front of my recommended so I'm sure you'll get big soon!!!! (also great video (im about half way in) though it seems to be more about Scott V Superman instead of if he's an Alchemist?)

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair18 күн бұрын

    Thanks a lot for the kind words buddy 😁

  • @canblockbaguettes
    @canblockbaguettes27 күн бұрын

    WITCHCRAFT

  • @Krystelium
    @Krystelium27 күн бұрын

    Ohhh, I thought it was just when anyone would die, not necessarily killed by Scott!

  • @gudmunduragustsson5872
    @gudmunduragustsson587228 күн бұрын

    by killing his enemies? no, I don't think so. because, then wouldn't throwing a coin into a wishing well be an act of anti-alchemy. the alchemical philosophy is about transmutation: turning the lead within one's own soul into gold. idk. Maybe he does that in the end, when he defeats himself.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair27 күн бұрын

    Yeah, every final blow transmutes a person into a different element. Alchemy. Anti-alchemy is a funny idea though, because anything could be it. The act of not doing alchemy. You’re not transmuting matter when doing the ironing, anti-alchemy. You’re not transmuting matter when you’re watching Chelsea lose to Middlesbrough. anti-alchemy.

  • @gudmunduragustsson5872
    @gudmunduragustsson587227 күн бұрын

    @@HenryintheChair No, because Scott's focus is external and his transformation is literal - defeating Ramona's exes to win her, not necessarily on his own inner transformation. Besides, the coins function more as a video game-like reward system than a symbol of transmutation.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChair27 күн бұрын

    Literal transmutation isn’t alchemy? So if I had a lump of lead and literally and physically turned it into gold, that wouldn’t be considered alchemy? I think you might be working from a dodgy dictionary my friend.

  • @gudmunduragustsson5872
    @gudmunduragustsson587226 күн бұрын

    @@HenryintheChair yeah, well. good good good. if you're interested in this sort of thing, give 'Eternalized' a listen. his episode about the trickster will probably interest you

  • @jaksee1465
    @jaksee146528 күн бұрын

    Also exactly enough for the bus

  • @redjack2629
    @redjack262928 күн бұрын

    Well... No. He's transmuting matter into nickel, zinc, and copper... >_>;

  • @josepha5677
    @josepha567728 күн бұрын

    Scott pilgrim > superman (Scott pilgrim had a pretty girlfriend)

  • @anderson.ribeiro
    @anderson.ribeiro29 күн бұрын

    U cute

  • @breezy3392
    @breezy339229 күн бұрын

    Twist it a bit and you might have a good concept, where a protagonists is on the side of law enforcement against the villain but realizes that the villain despite questionable means and maybe selfish reasons (like wanting all the power) is actually trying to stop something terrible so sides with them and now must walk the delicate balance of not going too far and not getting killed by their new boss if they raise too many concerns, and not wanting their old friends and allies to be killed either...

  • @trombaritone86
    @trombaritone86Ай бұрын

    The first movie already established that there are muggles with anti-magic issues. All you need to do is literally make Grindelwald into Magneto. "We're in hiding because of them. We need to be in charge so we can live freely. And then we can show them what it's like to be second-class." As a side note, I remember thinking that it was really weird that the movie largely takes place in France, yet it's a bunch of Brits and a few Americans that are doing the heroics. Then someone pointed out that the movie was made by Brits, and well, I got a good laugh out of it.

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212Ай бұрын

    Lore of The Worst Headmaster Put to Film ~ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets momentum 100

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212Ай бұрын

    Lore of When Your Villain is Too Right ~ Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald momentum 100

  • @amandalogan89
    @amandalogan89Ай бұрын

    I feel like this take is looking into the character motivations from a real world outsider pov, not based on what they know. They don’t know WW2 will happen they don’t know it exists on such a scale. We, the audience do, because we are watching a movie set in the past dripping in metaphors. The movie even has Jacob as someone who was in WW1 and thinks “not again”. He’s a human who doesn’t want to see another war after just finally getting a life together and business ect. Plus, the whole point of the heroes pov (& especially Dumbledore) is knowing Grindlewald lies and manipulates. So based on their intel and experiences, they are trying to stop wizard Hitler. They aren’t in any way supporting the actual in story nazis or ww2 happening. Their immediate problem is this wizard supremacist who wants to enslave muggles.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    That’s exactly what the take is, even do a section on the dramatic irony of the whole thing. The video’s more about the position the movie puts the audience. We know WW2 will happen so we know for a fact that Grindy isn’t lying, but we are watching our heroes try to stop him anyway. Regardless of whether the good guys know it or not they are fighting to make WW2 happen.

  • @AbrahamVillanueva1
    @AbrahamVillanueva1Ай бұрын

    🔥

  • @Otakulifeforme
    @OtakulifeformeАй бұрын

    Grindlewald is right but he is wrong on how to stop world war 2 instead of taking over the muggle world just kill hitler and his would be cohorts also he talks about enslaveing muggles to witches and wizards thats wrong. He kills a baby for no reason

  • @qnoisx
    @qnoisxАй бұрын

    If he was successful then he would just replace Hitler and all muggles would be in the camps, not just Jews. Not like the creepy albino weirdo takes over and the world just bows down to him. Wizard leaders aren't even elected, a strange, baby deer picks them. *cough*cult*cough* If anything, he was warning that not enough muggles were being killed in his vision. "See guys, I could do it way better."

  • @rhondacrosswhite8048
    @rhondacrosswhite8048Ай бұрын

    As well as you've presented your arguments, bear in mind that our hero Albus Dumbledore is an excellent legilimens so he doesn't need to waste time asking questions. He can just read your mind. with a motto like "for the greater good" teaching Harry everything he needs to know IS for the greater good. Remember the prophesy? Harry will be the saviour. Needless to say, I'm still looking for my Hogwarts letter.

  • @zachall1573
    @zachall1573Ай бұрын

    This exact same thing happened in The Inhumans Marvel show. The plot is that when people become an adult they're put into this science machine and their secret power is unlocked. If they get a cool, sexy power like super strength, fairy wings or whatever then they get to live in luxary and the upper class. But if they get a kind of lame power like projector eyes or rock hands, then they're sent back to live in the mines and work forever and ever in crappy conditions. The "good guys" are the king and queen and their closest allies, who oversee and enforce this almost nazi-like status quo. The "bad guy" is the brother of the king who doesn't have any super powers but is part of the royal family so he gets a pass. And he's the only character who looks at this situation and is like "hey, this is kind of messed up actually." And he's 100% right. So they do the same thing they do with Grindelwald and add in scenes of him just being super evil out of nowhere, but they honestly half arse it. Like the worst thing he does is flirt with his brothers wife and be a bit of a creep. So we're meant to be like "oh well he's a bit misogynistic so I guess I can't be on his side".

  • @mikaelste-marie1275
    @mikaelste-marie1275Ай бұрын

    You know, I wonder who ask for this ? Like in a serie of film call FANTASTIC BEAST, who wanted the story of why did Wizard never stop WW2 ? Did J.K got annoy by people asking that and she decided to take the worst answer immaginable. The first movie was good since it focus on the animal. The entire political sub plot was boring and the second movie is just a bad political plot where nothing important happen.

  • @wait4tues
    @wait4tuesАй бұрын

    Easy fix for everything you're saying. Demonstrate that the visions shown are caused by grindelwald, not prevented by him. Movie could stay as is after that.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Crisp and clean. Perfect. And hey, maybe that was what they were going to do if the series didn’t get cancelled for being terrible.

  • @quonomonna8126
    @quonomonna8126Ай бұрын

    I haven't read the book but I have the movie (haven't watched) but I see the Nazi tropes in JK Rowling's books so if the villain is trying to stop WW2 that's why that's the VILLAIN of the story because JK is a fat-shaming transphobic nazi

  • @alexpaul9678
    @alexpaul9678Ай бұрын

    Grindlewald’s ability to see the future just struck me as so weird by HP standards. I’ve only seen the first fantastic beasts movie but heard of this plot point when the second came out (and gee, I never made it to the theater, I wonder why /s) In HP we know that even wizards who claim to see the future are kind of considered quacks through the character’s attitudes toward Professor Trelawny. In fact it is confirmed that her divination class is mostly useless and that Dumbledore placed her at Hogwarts because she had one prophecy 10 years ago that *she can’t remember*. Idk vaping your way into the future seems sus. It also makes me think about how the wizards’ ability to stop ww2 was never a question before this movie. In HP, the wizard population appears vanishingly small. There are only 40 kids in Harry’s year that attend a school meant to support all of Great Britain. If we allow for a few outliers that don’t attend Hogwarts, that still amounts to less than fifty wizards being born each year in the UK. Extrapolated worldwide, it’s still a tiny population. HP magic can do great things, but it’s still pretty limited to individual use, I just don’t see how stopping stopping ww2 could even be possible, even if Grindlewald could predict it in the first place. Sorry, I just woke up and this video popped up on my home page - apparently I had a lot to say about an old movie I will never see 😅

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    No need to apologise, you made some cracking points. It is very strange that they undercut the already established funny sort of pseudoscience of seeing the future with a 100% guaranteed, not up for interpretation vision of the future. But I suppose it made it easy to write a bad movie around. I think wizards probably could stop WW2 before it happened. All it’d take is a little bit of invisibility here, a little bit of mind control there and it’s all called off, and thanks to the aforementioned 100% correct future seeing powers they’d know exactly who to target. And if it did escalate to violence, old Grindelwald could probably do all the fighting on his own. He’s a one man army. He nearly destroys the whole of Paris in this movie and he isn’t even really trying to.

  • @AndrewRisitano
    @AndrewRisitano14 күн бұрын

    So I think what the deal is with the seeing the future, it's like the force, sure the good wizards could do the Parkside vape and see the future right away but that's the quick and easy path. Being good wizards/jedi they have to go the more difficult path. I mean it's not an actual explanation of this situation, but it's an archetype of a journey that perhaps applies too much logic and puts too much faith in the writing of this movie.

  • @Ffsclarence
    @FfsclarenceАй бұрын

    I interesting concept I wonder if people that have had superior control imposed against them because of who they are would feel the same, seems rich coming from someone who has the time to make their own videos

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    So, if you were chilling in 1937 and you knew for a fact World War 2 and its associated atrocities were about to happen, you’d be cool with it? Brutal.

  • @idknemore525
    @idknemore525Ай бұрын

    Pretty sure JK just thinks WW2 was a net positive.

  • @antonhoawoad7515
    @antonhoawoad7515Ай бұрын

    Thing is and I dont remember this being in the movie but just stopping WW2 from happening doesnt mean humanity wouldn't something similar or maybe even worse. Think about the cold war. Maybe if WW2 hadn't happened russia and the USA would have escalated the cold war into an actual war. I think despite the horrific things that happened during the war humanity had to find out how much they could destroy and fuck up. Nice video btw I normally dont watch videos with under 1000 views in fear of bad quality but your editing, sound quality and way of speaking is very good and definitely worth a watch

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Thanks a lot for the kind words. 😁 Very good points and totally agree that WW2 happening probably stopped some other terrible things happening down the line, though having wizards stop WW2 and then in charge might also stop those future terrible things.

  • @erichmyles4481
    @erichmyles4481Ай бұрын

    Sounds like you're saying you wouldn't stop Hitler given the chance because of a thought exercise with no evidence lol

  • @Gorgonzeye
    @GorgonzeyeАй бұрын

    @@erichmyles4481 ^ This is your brain on woke

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747Ай бұрын

    But, in universe, the heroes chose not to do anything to help save people from WW2. They have literal magic, even if they don't completely stop the war, they could've saved some of the innocent people who were tortured and murdered.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Amen.

  • @samueljacobs2484
    @samueljacobs2484Ай бұрын

    Just found your channel, absolutely love it! Keep doing what you’re doing

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Thanks very much buddy 😁

  • @cf87849
    @cf87849Ай бұрын

    You don't seem to realize that the primary evil of WW2 was the centralization of power by authoritarian regimes around the globe. t There were no good guys; powerful or weak, winners or losers, continents or countries. All bad. There is no righteous dictator.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Not sure I agree about what you say the primary evil is, as far more direct and horrifying things happened than just a generalisation about a trend in global politics, but even if that was the primary evil, it is just another thing that wouldn’t happen if they heroes let the villain win in this movie.

  • @forgettableotaku
    @forgettableotakuАй бұрын

    i remember when i read the books that when ron and harry try to explain why they flew the car instead that one of the teachers said they should have waited at the platform as if this is an obvious standard protocol but this always confused me as like- what did you expect these kids to do. Harry has had it stressed to him that the train leaves at exactly 11 oclock and would 100percent not want to miss going to hogwarts and is probably freaking out that hes going to miss out for the entire year and be subjected to the dursleys the entire time and ron is worried about his family too. Like we are talking about 12 year olds in a situation that is unprecidented- or if it has happened before exceedingly rare with no protocol told to the average student. It always just felt a bit too harsh on these kids who are clearly stressed out and honestly they are lucky they wanted to go to school enough to pull such a stunt- some kids would have probably tried to wag.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Very true, very true. I also kinda want to know how all the parents got back from the platform. Surly that’d be in the news if all the parents were trapped in the platform for a period of time.

  • @forgettableotaku
    @forgettableotakuАй бұрын

    @@HenryintheChair true, like i imagine the malfoys and families like that would evacuate asap

  • @forgettableotaku
    @forgettableotakuАй бұрын

    also the fact queenie sides with grindlewald either makes her the dumbest human being ever because she can read minds and should be able to tell that grindelwald is evil and lying- or that he legitimately believes what he is saying and legitimately doesnt mean to just massacre muggles etc. It's always been a weird choice for me that queenie switches side especially when she has access to extra information compared to literally everyone else. I know she does apparently struggle to read british peoples minds but i feel like she would have been focused enough on what he was saying and thinking that wouldnt be an issue. So this adds another potential layer to the idea that grindelwald is just right here.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    An amazing point!

  • @akale2620
    @akale2620Ай бұрын

    Excellent. That's literally what I felt too.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Cheers buddy 😁

  • @Monanniverse
    @MonanniverseАй бұрын

    It's not Dumbledore that made those mistakes. It's JK Rowling that did. That woman can't write proper systems.

  • @Ffsclarence
    @FfsclarenceАй бұрын

    I mean in a world where some snakes face man wants to kill everyone self defence lessons seem pretty important?

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    They do have Defence Against the Dark Arts for that, this is an extracurricular to prep the students just in case they come across a giant monster snake. Though I suppose both are moot because they’re run by a guy who can’t do magic properly.

  • @katiem2347
    @katiem2347Ай бұрын

    At some point in the books i believe that the students have to ve accompanied everywhere by a teacher. But i can't remember when those rules are put in place.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    It’s after the 4th attack. A bit too little, a bit too late I’d say.

  • @bjones2600
    @bjones2600Ай бұрын

    This but for every single movie, because my god Goblet of Fire, anyone? If Dumbledore was a competent headmaster in any way and not so busy breeding child soldiers (from at least the marauders days) there would be no story!

  • @katiem2347
    @katiem2347Ай бұрын

    "Gilderoy lockhart is explained too. Hagrid explains that he was the only one too apply

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    🤔 Could he maybe have forced someone to do it? Wait- no- couldn’t he have just taught it himself?

  • @Marksmaan
    @Marksmaan14 күн бұрын

    ​​@@HenryintheChairThe position was cursed. Literally. Had he taught it he'd have been unable to stay at the school. Not that that means Lockhart was the right choice. But Dumbledore says later on finding DADA teachers is very difficult.

  • @katiem2347
    @katiem2347Ай бұрын

    He does ask... In the books. They explain that they couldn't gwt through the get. Where McGonagall is like: "you could have written us. You have an owl"

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    You’re not wrong. They tell him about the barrier, and he still does nothing about it. Which feels like a worse response than not asking about it at all like in the movie.

  • @rashigupta986
    @rashigupta986Ай бұрын

    The best harry potter video essay ever!

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Cheers buddy 😁

  • @ericklingenberg4868
    @ericklingenberg4868Ай бұрын

    As a masive Harry Potter fan and teacher, this is the best video I've seen in a while. I'm sending it to the Head Teacher of my school as CPD.

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Thanks a lot mate. 😂 As long the Head of your school, does literally anything when anything happens, they're in far better shape than old Fumbly Dumbly over here.

  • @rashigupta986
    @rashigupta986Ай бұрын

    How was the chamber of secrets still a thing till Harry's second year? Dumbledore literally knew all the facts the golden trio collected during their year, including the identity of the girl that was killed in the bathroom 50 years ago!

  • @HenryintheChair
    @HenryintheChairАй бұрын

    Maybe Dumbledore was bored, and was like imma keep this place around just in case something fun happens down the line.

  • @ericklingenberg4868
    @ericklingenberg4868Ай бұрын

    @@rashigupta986 Nobody could find it, you had to be a parselmouth.

  • @rashigupta986
    @rashigupta986Ай бұрын

    @@ericklingenberg4868 you couldn't enter it. You don't need to be a parselmouth to find the snake engraving on the side of a tap.

  • @alananimus9145
    @alananimus9145Ай бұрын

    I just want to remind everyone that Harry Potter is a slave owner (creature). Thanks, have a nice day.