Ty Colgate

Ty Colgate

Stand-up comedy, podcasts, and other screams into the void!

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  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy7 күн бұрын

    Tip 69: Don't do comedy.

  • @Realflyingpups
    @Realflyingpups14 күн бұрын

    Ok not gonna lie the ending was funny

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy14 күн бұрын

    Thank you for not lying

  • @easternag16
    @easternag1624 күн бұрын

    What the sigma

  • @tbsounds3446
    @tbsounds344626 күн бұрын

    It’s just the joke “it’s like university but with me” is weak. Then you say “they say” it’s something you only see on Saturday’s which would be funny if you only see your debt or your degree on Saturday. Idk if I’m making sense. Then the last joke is that you want him to send you more child support? I know you’re getting laughs but wanting more money from your dad is like 2/10 funny . The only other thing I see going on in the joke is that you’re saying you empathize with your dad paying child support which is once again 2/10 funny . Notice how the biggest laugh is “he left his kid too” this audience is doing mega pity laughing brotha I love you hope this helps feel free to delete after you read just trying to help

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy26 күн бұрын

    Haha I appreciate the feedback. This is an old version of this joke and you’re right. Most of this clip is centered around the riff at the end. Definitely won’t delete your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion and frankly I just appreciate you watching 🙏

  • @user-ex2cj9zn9d
    @user-ex2cj9zn9d27 күн бұрын

    Funny shit

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy27 күн бұрын

    Appreciate that 🙏

  • @tbsounds3446
    @tbsounds344627 күн бұрын

    Uh

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy27 күн бұрын

    Oh

  • @m0ondoggy
    @m0ondoggy29 күн бұрын

    This guy sucks

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy28 күн бұрын

    Oops my bad

  • @crystalclear7550
    @crystalclear7550Ай бұрын

    I saw him perform at Kat's.

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    Kat’s!! The best

  • @Ed-sk2nd
    @Ed-sk2ndАй бұрын

    dude idk why but i really believe in you, make comedy your bitch just own who you are and walk in confidence and keep grinding youll make it big

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    I’m sending this comment to my dad 🙏

  • @hereliesrocumia3159
    @hereliesrocumia3159Ай бұрын

    Topical but unfunny

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    1 out of 2! I’ll take it!

  • @vicetriver
    @vicetriverАй бұрын

    Don't make fun of this man's shirt.

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    Plz don’t

  • @vicetriver
    @vicetriverАй бұрын

    Wow. A normal sized shirt

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    A little small for my taste actually

  • @brogang1926
    @brogang1926Ай бұрын

    Comedy audiences really suck it really makes me despise tech workers who make 120k

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedyАй бұрын

    Finally, someone brave enough to say it

  • @brogang1926
    @brogang1926Ай бұрын

    @@TyColgateComedy youre a killer bro. an absolute murderer. you murdered the audience with those jokes aurora 2012 vibes. it was like a light show in my brain aurora borealis. i look at this comic i know he got the big phallus. you gon be comfy soon like shane gillis in his palace. Redskins liver forever still screamin fuck Dallas

  • @hereliesrocumia3159
    @hereliesrocumia3159Ай бұрын

    @@TyColgateComedyjealousy

  • @cmo6789
    @cmo6789Ай бұрын

    Kanye is unbalanced but not a nazi.

  • @ronmckee9019
    @ronmckee9019Ай бұрын

    Puff Diddler is way worse than Epstein it's shaking out to be. He's pushing himself on Men & Women and he's responsible for taking our greatest Rapper Tupac. I just hope he rots in prison & doesn't get Epsteined.

  • @techengine8667
    @techengine86672 ай бұрын

    Jewish👏👏

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @filbertejess8711
    @filbertejess87112 ай бұрын

    promo sm

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm9693 ай бұрын

    Lol women really make their education their whole personality

  • @AggrivatedMonk
    @AggrivatedMonk3 ай бұрын

    Ross from friends sure is an education snob.

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy3 ай бұрын

    It tracks for him 😅

  • @SenseiSifuMaster
    @SenseiSifuMaster3 ай бұрын

    It's WHOM!!!

  • @MalakaiOnTop
    @MalakaiOnTop3 ай бұрын

    Oh for anyone wondering the girl with a finance major is doing onlyfans

  • @ravex24
    @ravex243 ай бұрын

    She teams up with the marketing major.

  • @MalakaiOnTop
    @MalakaiOnTop3 ай бұрын

    @@ravex24 😭😭😭

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy3 ай бұрын

    Whatever gets them to afford the ticket 😬

  • @briaunna1702
    @briaunna17023 ай бұрын

    I didnt even know radio television was a thing let alone a degree... 😂 You can't have radio television, there's only radio OR television... Im so confused

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy3 ай бұрын

    Hahaha yeah it sounded fun back then… now I’m just paying off a degree with two dying industries on it 🤪

  • @epicipodmodz
    @epicipodmodz3 ай бұрын

    Tough crowd, I like that you didn’t let it slow you down though!

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy3 ай бұрын

    Appreciate it! In their defense, it was a small show

  • @karstencory
    @karstencory7 ай бұрын

    So Mormon woman is the opposite of feminism is what I got from that. 😂 Beautiful.

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy7 ай бұрын

    Mormon women are the future

  • @SlurplillyGamings
    @SlurplillyGamings7 ай бұрын

    You are the goat man! Hilarious asf 😂😂😂

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy7 ай бұрын

    Appreciate you man 🙏

  • @thelungilife6057
    @thelungilife60579 ай бұрын

    Dumb colleges do dumb degrees - if you don't get into a top 25 ranked college you're better off doing a vocational course and making unionized labour bank.

  • @Shannxy
    @Shannxy9 ай бұрын

    Not american, but why would the rank of the school matter. If you get a Master's degree in machine learning or any degree that has an insane demand, wouldn't you get a good job regardless or the rank at the school you attended?

  • @thelungilife6057
    @thelungilife60579 ай бұрын

    You don't need a Masters Degree to do machine learning. I have a non-tech ivy league degree - retrained myself with online courses in 6 months, and now work in big tech building ML models. Nobody cares what your degree is in if it's a high quality degree - the competitiveness of those programs indicate how capable you are of learning and adapting. But, if you can't get to those programs, then with an associates/ vocational degree or certificate, you get a 2-3year head start in the job market (often with immediate industry placement), and far more experience than your peers of the same age by the time you're 25.

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy8 ай бұрын

    You're on to something here

  • @cristobaldiazbarra1988
    @cristobaldiazbarra19889 ай бұрын

    College degrees are not dumb, what r u saying?

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy8 ай бұрын

    A lot of it can be Googled sadly

  • @bverrue602
    @bverrue6029 ай бұрын

    😂 She ain't wrong. Her friend tho, "College Debt, College Degree. I'll stop the show, hey look at me!"

  • @empathicqubit
    @empathicqubit9 ай бұрын

    I'm Ms. Degreeseeks!

  • @TyColgateComedy
    @TyColgateComedy8 ай бұрын

    Haha she was trying something there 🤣