Fuck you medio CREE man....*dies* *face of absolute shock*.....best shit ever
@valorousvigilante249110 күн бұрын
Your video is TRASH! Can't even watch the whole video. Very bad take, Villain "why you have a therapist". No one has asked for her to be naked, future PC modders will take care of that! You don't even post the examples of the censorship. Why all the anime hate jokes? At the same time you make the crudest sex jokes, hypocrite out in open on your own video.
@BeardLessMage14 күн бұрын
lmao this game is total ass, even fighting the first ever zombie I realised the combat sucked and I wouldn't enjoy my time with the game. Only took me about 30 mins in to realise that everything just sucks so I just sped run the game and my god it was a total slog I hated every second of it. Oh and to top it off the ending and end boss is terrible also
@apollomars167816 күн бұрын
Sony have stricter rules on same rated games by independent studios, than their own titles, who feature full naked bodies in explicit shown sex scenes and even bestiality...... but cleavage and hips is to much, when the most pre-ordered game on PS (sony) is NOT FROM SONY.
@chadmcdeadlift679217 күн бұрын
Aaaaand you missed the fucking point of why people are upset. It's not about "giving a woman clothes." It's about a major corporation (Sony) forcing a dev (Shift Up) to alter multiple aspects of their game for political reasons. It's not just the clothes. Significant amounts of blood were removed from the game. These were unnecessary changes made to an M rated game for obvious again, political reasons. Baldurs Gate 3 was fine according to them because it had gay and trans characters and didn't perpetuate the "straight male gaze." Stellar Blade was changed because appealing to straight males is "problematic" in today's society. If you can't see that, you're fucking blind. Here's your thumbs down.
@AlvinFan197617 күн бұрын
You obviously don't get it.
@vincenttimdanlaposh360317 күн бұрын
Yes, people only play this game because of t*ts and *ss. This polemic is evidence
@Greenapple3017 күн бұрын
So not wanting censorship for a game that the developers were telling fans that it won't be censored is a bad thing?
@ericeaton9117 күн бұрын
Yes
@kingkai372917 күн бұрын
Bro you’re missing the point. People are mad about the selective censorship and hypocrisy. You have games like TLOU, which feature hardcore sex and other games like Baldurs Gate, which have uncensored genitals, both of which are praised by game journalists to push a woke agenda
@johnconor869818 күн бұрын
clearly, you're a dumbass simp trying to get laid. You should know she's not going to give you some simply because you stand with her believes.
@axxura528618 күн бұрын
The main reason to be mad at Sony isn't because they " censored " the game but rather they forced the censorship in the first place. If you let them have this they'll force something else far worse ( example EA wanting to put ads in all their games ). Stellar Blade just falls into a specific category because the people who made it are the same people who made Nikke goddess of victory so you know who they made the main character for. As for game play the combat turned me off from picking it up i was expecting Eve to be fast and agile rather then face tanking and parrying so im with you on they just made the character after they made the game.
@8TDK18 күн бұрын
you know damn well its about the double standards, stop being an asshole
@_alux_68918 күн бұрын
Reading the comments and I’m pretty sure you’re feeling pretty vindicated right now lmao (albeit probably for completely different reasons)
@FurthestLevell18 күн бұрын
Honestly, as I said. I wish I was wrong. I only wish I put more effort into making this video a better viewing experience and funnier.
@_alux_68917 күн бұрын
@@FurthestLevell I think you did a good job. You earned me as a subscriber.
@StupidAnon-gn8ih18 күн бұрын
0:05 They didn't 'give a woman clothes,' they required Shift Up to add more coverage to certain costumes, required them to remove blood and gore from the game, and required them to remove certain language from the game. This is just the latest in a long trend of a censorship double-standard at play with Sony when it comes to Asian games vs. Western games. If you don't think this was a big deal, I'm going to have to ask, in that case, _why censor it in the first place_ ? Because it _was_ censorship, even though you have the word in scare-quotes in your video description. 0:12 Why does the game, or the 'situation surrounding it' creep you out? 0:32 I am on one side of this issue, because censorship is wrong, double-standards are wrong, and we have evidence that Sony has been partaking in both for about a decade. 0:57 Not everyone is as cynical as you. 1:20 Eve isn't a child, but it's telling that you would say that; you cast yourself as a moderate, but calling Eve a 'child' is a truly insane take. 1:24 The last four petition campaigns that Mark Kern led, succeeded. He's the guy people have to thank for WoW Classic, he's put a stop to censorship like this before, and we're over 80k signatures. At 100k, the sigs get printed off and dropped at the Shift Up offices, which, if you know anything about Asian business culture, you know how big of a deal that really is. 1:32 Stellar Blade is neither of those, and it has the most advanced combat system of any 3D action game or spectacle fighter in the world. It also has a damned good story. I'm sorry attractive women wearing tight clothes annoys you so much. Maybe you'd prefer a shirtless Kratos instead? Or maybe TLOU II's Abby is more your speed? 1:45 It's not a souls-like. It's closer to Devil May Cry, NieR: Automata, or God of War. 2:11 Depends. It's kind of like the n-word in that way. :) 2:30 She wasn't naked, and she's not a child. The model they body-scanned is in her thirties. 2:38 You're probably worse than immature; you sound like an apathetic little toad. 2:41 Yes. It is. Wait until you get to the end of the game. You know one of the major supporting characters is a guy named Adam? Yes, that has a point. Grow up. 3:05 Yeah, take shots at the people on the lowest rung of society, because _that's_ edgy comedy. 3:11 Model was body-scanned early in production, and the costume and character design were done by a woman, a woman whom the game director is married to. 3:30 'Sexual elements?' BG3 is a thousand times worse than Stellar Blade. Full frontal nudity and explicit sex scenes. 4:37 Why _don't_ you want to hear about them? Because you know you don't have an answer for that complaint? 4:40 The fuck does that have to do with anything, and why was _that_ the example that first came to your mind? 5:11 Look. . . at the start of this, you called yourself a 'dark comedy' channel, right? Take my advice; work on your material. I've seen stand-up comedians bomb who were funnier than you are, who still had better jokes, and actually got some laughs. I think it's evident why your content hasn't exactly taken off; who knows, maybe the KZread algorithm will catch this comment and you'll get enough engagement from your inflammatory statements and outright lies to gain some success. Maybe you'll find your niche after all, and start working for Kotaku or something.
@leastbased17 күн бұрын
yall really are the new sjws crying about the stupidest shit
@leastbased17 күн бұрын
yall started petitions over 1% more clothing????? lmaooooooo you guys really are the new sjws that you used to make fun of, thats insaaaaaane
@Kimvanloocke18 күн бұрын
You got it cencored version if you have the digital one only uncencord version is offline disc
@patdaprofit18 күн бұрын
Game is good.. if you bow and shake your head when you see the first scene of her getting out of the pod like it’s just to much for your eyes to handle it just screams beta male, but hey, if attractive women in revealing outfits is not your jazz there’s plenty of games with jacked shirtless dudes you can play in 3rd person.
@leastbased17 күн бұрын
the irony of someone who cant grow a real beard and crying about a fictional character having 1% more clothing calling someone beta lmao
@leastbased17 күн бұрын
nice patch of pubic hair on your chin lil bro
@patdaprofit17 күн бұрын
@@leastbased I never said anything nor am I crying about the “1%” of clothes added so can you read? It makes sense that the first thing you do would be going after my appearance meanwhile you’re probably to ashamed to put yourself out there to be seen. It’s ok! be confident in your own appearance!
@nocturnal101ravenous618 күн бұрын
Uhm bro her Model is literally the face of a 33 year old model in Korea (Shin Jae-eun).............WTF is wrong with you, this is racist AF and shows a clear disregard for Asian culture let alone UNDERSTANDING THE BODY IS A COPY OF A REAL PERSON. AD Hominem BS because you aren't mature enough to handle nudity????????????????? or a women's body, You are like the same person that complained about Dragon's Crown, Look its not your style of game, don't buy it or maybe they could just make a rated G version just for little you. Not everything needs to be made for everyone and look THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING ARE WOMEN so your incel argument you can shove right up your ass. Seriously any censorship is bad, period the end.
@Whatever469018 күн бұрын
I hate stock photo's in videos.
@FurthestLevell18 күн бұрын
They were stock videos actually
@Pixreon19 күн бұрын
I would show it to the king to start manufacturing
@onepun958319 күн бұрын
you are so American like sheesh ☺️
@lewis593119 күн бұрын
the spoon drop ahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhshahhaha. please tell me im not the only one who got that
@FurthestLevell18 күн бұрын
People don’t usually make it to the end of my videos when I do controversial topics for comedy. They just leave dislikes and stupid comments and leave 😂
@lewis593119 күн бұрын
just Incel devs mate thats all... all hang in the basement (not you) developing games for the section of pornhub
@discorabbit19 күн бұрын
Stop faking. You want it uncensored too.
@valorousvigilante249110 күн бұрын
His jokes make me think he is not to into women.
@Polar_Psycho20 күн бұрын
The mod this is based off of is has a really good story and has multiple endings to it i recommend playing it
@trapgod19620 күн бұрын
what if instead of stellar blade it was, FREAKY blade and instead of slaying monsters the monsters slayed you ??
@Hotshot31120 күн бұрын
"my name is Matt and I'm a piece of shit" is just golden
@khartog0120 күн бұрын
Ave Caesar!
@thebazinga194120 күн бұрын
Fucking dying over the Dobby and sock reference.....fucking hell that shit is funny
@FurthestLevell20 күн бұрын
The incels throwing a fit are like the malfoy guy 10 seconds later “YOU COST ME MY SERVANT”
@leastbased17 күн бұрын
@@FurthestLevell omg finally a channel that doesnt try to pander to incels for easy views (asmongold and like, 99% of "gaming" channels) haha
@FurthestLevell17 күн бұрын
Happy you enjoyed my friend. The fact people take my videos seriously despite the many warnings I give that I DONT even take them seriously is astounding 😂
@itsthisoneginger20 күн бұрын
First like
@botsmokie538820 күн бұрын
Definitely a hardware issue but i would agree its unplayable for most. I get an avg frame rate of about 110 fps at max settings 1440p but thats with hardware thats unreasonably powerful.
@FurthestLevell20 күн бұрын
So I actually upgraded to a 4090 w 128 GB of ram and i9 13th gen. Was on 3080 and 32gb ram w same processor when I recorded this. W new hardware now, On max settings it’s still bad. Def better tho and prob runs fine on mid settings But it’s still grotesque to me.
@PhantomInk-kt6sg22 күн бұрын
Disgusting. Just disgusting.
@FurthestLevell22 күн бұрын
Agreed.
@The_Russ23 күн бұрын
Hahaha bruh 😂
@thebazinga194124 күн бұрын
So fucking good
@FurthestLevell24 күн бұрын
I’m sure last nights stream will be even better for a video 😂
@Strv103Moment24 күн бұрын
Wouldn't be able to watch someone play that game, even EFT would be easier to watch
@FurthestLevell24 күн бұрын
I mean. All 14 frames of an hour of gameplay?
@Strv103Moment24 күн бұрын
Yea heard/seen the FPS a torture. You can die even at the base and lose all your gear since some other guy waiting there can loot all you had. And AI is tanky as hell xD. Even tho it's early but still atleast some basics could have been there
@smoothduck715126 күн бұрын
May the algorithm be on your side. Your video quality is definitely good enough.
@FurthestLevell25 күн бұрын
Thank you brother! I’m learning for sure and videos are def picking up now:)
@CybenX_yt26 күн бұрын
least funny short I've seen today
@itsthisoneginger27 күн бұрын
Not funny matt Bartholomew
@AHO7I239927 күн бұрын
BRO ITS LITERALLY IN PRE ALPHA.
@FurthestLevell27 күн бұрын
Your opinion is the correct one!
@typoq_chell_hammerstvo27 күн бұрын
bro forgot about tgm command
@FurthestLevell27 күн бұрын
"bro" doesnt know what that means lmao
@evco442627 күн бұрын
I actually love Bethesda for these bugs. My best memories are because of them
@FurthestLevell27 күн бұрын
they are quite fun for sure. not the crashing but def the funny stuff
@Icantbuttons27 күн бұрын
Perhaps not give games a pass for incomplete status just cause the whole is greater than the sum of its
@DamienHawkeGaming27 күн бұрын
As a true son of Skyrim - welcome traveler, have a good one! Avoid the skooma.
@OpenWorldGamer-27 күн бұрын
it's taking jabs on bethesda games still a useful thing for clicks it's like the most effortless way to create content lol , jokes on you because it seems people are enjoying these games more than ever, thanks to the show.
@FurthestLevell27 күн бұрын
My brother in Christ… I said the update was good. What video did you watch?
@conorishul934727 күн бұрын
Bros seeing sometime els@@FurthestLevell
@philippedrosi133526 күн бұрын
@@FurthestLevell lmaoooo he dont even know what hes mad about, i loved the show, thanks for highlighting what they did for FO4! really appreciate it
@TitleTalkTCL27 күн бұрын
I absolutely love it on PS5. It's night and day on console in so many ways. 60 FPS makes everything look better in itself but the loading screens being so much shorter just makes the experience way more immersive.
@FurthestLevell27 күн бұрын
On PC they’re longer than ever but ultra wide and high FPS is beautiful and not one crash!
@hydra_027 күн бұрын
perfect thumbnail and title
@Icantbuttons27 күн бұрын
Only if Matt says so
@Doggoko27 күн бұрын
If you’re being held hostage blink twice
@Icantbuttons28 күн бұрын
You character looks like the hotdog that falls into the fire
@Zgamin252128 күн бұрын
imagine being able to count i sure cant 1 2 5 3 7 4 9 0
@FurthestLevell28 күн бұрын
What?
@Zgamin252128 күн бұрын
@@FurthestLevell what, what
@Hobo74028 күн бұрын
Damn dude didn't know you made other videos. This is great!
Пікірлер
Nice shirt @10:35
HEY, that was me!
Fuck you medio CREE man....*dies* *face of absolute shock*.....best shit ever
Your video is TRASH! Can't even watch the whole video. Very bad take, Villain "why you have a therapist". No one has asked for her to be naked, future PC modders will take care of that! You don't even post the examples of the censorship. Why all the anime hate jokes? At the same time you make the crudest sex jokes, hypocrite out in open on your own video.
lmao this game is total ass, even fighting the first ever zombie I realised the combat sucked and I wouldn't enjoy my time with the game. Only took me about 30 mins in to realise that everything just sucks so I just sped run the game and my god it was a total slog I hated every second of it. Oh and to top it off the ending and end boss is terrible also
Sony have stricter rules on same rated games by independent studios, than their own titles, who feature full naked bodies in explicit shown sex scenes and even bestiality...... but cleavage and hips is to much, when the most pre-ordered game on PS (sony) is NOT FROM SONY.
Aaaaand you missed the fucking point of why people are upset. It's not about "giving a woman clothes." It's about a major corporation (Sony) forcing a dev (Shift Up) to alter multiple aspects of their game for political reasons. It's not just the clothes. Significant amounts of blood were removed from the game. These were unnecessary changes made to an M rated game for obvious again, political reasons. Baldurs Gate 3 was fine according to them because it had gay and trans characters and didn't perpetuate the "straight male gaze." Stellar Blade was changed because appealing to straight males is "problematic" in today's society. If you can't see that, you're fucking blind. Here's your thumbs down.
You obviously don't get it.
Yes, people only play this game because of t*ts and *ss. This polemic is evidence
So not wanting censorship for a game that the developers were telling fans that it won't be censored is a bad thing?
Yes
Bro you’re missing the point. People are mad about the selective censorship and hypocrisy. You have games like TLOU, which feature hardcore sex and other games like Baldurs Gate, which have uncensored genitals, both of which are praised by game journalists to push a woke agenda
clearly, you're a dumbass simp trying to get laid. You should know she's not going to give you some simply because you stand with her believes.
The main reason to be mad at Sony isn't because they " censored " the game but rather they forced the censorship in the first place. If you let them have this they'll force something else far worse ( example EA wanting to put ads in all their games ). Stellar Blade just falls into a specific category because the people who made it are the same people who made Nikke goddess of victory so you know who they made the main character for. As for game play the combat turned me off from picking it up i was expecting Eve to be fast and agile rather then face tanking and parrying so im with you on they just made the character after they made the game.
you know damn well its about the double standards, stop being an asshole
Reading the comments and I’m pretty sure you’re feeling pretty vindicated right now lmao (albeit probably for completely different reasons)
Honestly, as I said. I wish I was wrong. I only wish I put more effort into making this video a better viewing experience and funnier.
@@FurthestLevell I think you did a good job. You earned me as a subscriber.
0:05 They didn't 'give a woman clothes,' they required Shift Up to add more coverage to certain costumes, required them to remove blood and gore from the game, and required them to remove certain language from the game. This is just the latest in a long trend of a censorship double-standard at play with Sony when it comes to Asian games vs. Western games. If you don't think this was a big deal, I'm going to have to ask, in that case, _why censor it in the first place_ ? Because it _was_ censorship, even though you have the word in scare-quotes in your video description. 0:12 Why does the game, or the 'situation surrounding it' creep you out? 0:32 I am on one side of this issue, because censorship is wrong, double-standards are wrong, and we have evidence that Sony has been partaking in both for about a decade. 0:57 Not everyone is as cynical as you. 1:20 Eve isn't a child, but it's telling that you would say that; you cast yourself as a moderate, but calling Eve a 'child' is a truly insane take. 1:24 The last four petition campaigns that Mark Kern led, succeeded. He's the guy people have to thank for WoW Classic, he's put a stop to censorship like this before, and we're over 80k signatures. At 100k, the sigs get printed off and dropped at the Shift Up offices, which, if you know anything about Asian business culture, you know how big of a deal that really is. 1:32 Stellar Blade is neither of those, and it has the most advanced combat system of any 3D action game or spectacle fighter in the world. It also has a damned good story. I'm sorry attractive women wearing tight clothes annoys you so much. Maybe you'd prefer a shirtless Kratos instead? Or maybe TLOU II's Abby is more your speed? 1:45 It's not a souls-like. It's closer to Devil May Cry, NieR: Automata, or God of War. 2:11 Depends. It's kind of like the n-word in that way. :) 2:30 She wasn't naked, and she's not a child. The model they body-scanned is in her thirties. 2:38 You're probably worse than immature; you sound like an apathetic little toad. 2:41 Yes. It is. Wait until you get to the end of the game. You know one of the major supporting characters is a guy named Adam? Yes, that has a point. Grow up. 3:05 Yeah, take shots at the people on the lowest rung of society, because _that's_ edgy comedy. 3:11 Model was body-scanned early in production, and the costume and character design were done by a woman, a woman whom the game director is married to. 3:30 'Sexual elements?' BG3 is a thousand times worse than Stellar Blade. Full frontal nudity and explicit sex scenes. 4:37 Why _don't_ you want to hear about them? Because you know you don't have an answer for that complaint? 4:40 The fuck does that have to do with anything, and why was _that_ the example that first came to your mind? 5:11 Look. . . at the start of this, you called yourself a 'dark comedy' channel, right? Take my advice; work on your material. I've seen stand-up comedians bomb who were funnier than you are, who still had better jokes, and actually got some laughs. I think it's evident why your content hasn't exactly taken off; who knows, maybe the KZread algorithm will catch this comment and you'll get enough engagement from your inflammatory statements and outright lies to gain some success. Maybe you'll find your niche after all, and start working for Kotaku or something.
yall really are the new sjws crying about the stupidest shit
yall started petitions over 1% more clothing????? lmaooooooo you guys really are the new sjws that you used to make fun of, thats insaaaaaane
You got it cencored version if you have the digital one only uncencord version is offline disc
Game is good.. if you bow and shake your head when you see the first scene of her getting out of the pod like it’s just to much for your eyes to handle it just screams beta male, but hey, if attractive women in revealing outfits is not your jazz there’s plenty of games with jacked shirtless dudes you can play in 3rd person.
the irony of someone who cant grow a real beard and crying about a fictional character having 1% more clothing calling someone beta lmao
nice patch of pubic hair on your chin lil bro
@@leastbased I never said anything nor am I crying about the “1%” of clothes added so can you read? It makes sense that the first thing you do would be going after my appearance meanwhile you’re probably to ashamed to put yourself out there to be seen. It’s ok! be confident in your own appearance!
Uhm bro her Model is literally the face of a 33 year old model in Korea (Shin Jae-eun).............WTF is wrong with you, this is racist AF and shows a clear disregard for Asian culture let alone UNDERSTANDING THE BODY IS A COPY OF A REAL PERSON. AD Hominem BS because you aren't mature enough to handle nudity????????????????? or a women's body, You are like the same person that complained about Dragon's Crown, Look its not your style of game, don't buy it or maybe they could just make a rated G version just for little you. Not everything needs to be made for everyone and look THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING ARE WOMEN so your incel argument you can shove right up your ass. Seriously any censorship is bad, period the end.
I hate stock photo's in videos.
They were stock videos actually
I would show it to the king to start manufacturing
you are so American like sheesh ☺️
the spoon drop ahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhshahhaha. please tell me im not the only one who got that
People don’t usually make it to the end of my videos when I do controversial topics for comedy. They just leave dislikes and stupid comments and leave 😂
just Incel devs mate thats all... all hang in the basement (not you) developing games for the section of pornhub
Stop faking. You want it uncensored too.
His jokes make me think he is not to into women.
The mod this is based off of is has a really good story and has multiple endings to it i recommend playing it
what if instead of stellar blade it was, FREAKY blade and instead of slaying monsters the monsters slayed you ??
"my name is Matt and I'm a piece of shit" is just golden
Ave Caesar!
Fucking dying over the Dobby and sock reference.....fucking hell that shit is funny
The incels throwing a fit are like the malfoy guy 10 seconds later “YOU COST ME MY SERVANT”
@@FurthestLevell omg finally a channel that doesnt try to pander to incels for easy views (asmongold and like, 99% of "gaming" channels) haha
Happy you enjoyed my friend. The fact people take my videos seriously despite the many warnings I give that I DONT even take them seriously is astounding 😂
First like
Definitely a hardware issue but i would agree its unplayable for most. I get an avg frame rate of about 110 fps at max settings 1440p but thats with hardware thats unreasonably powerful.
So I actually upgraded to a 4090 w 128 GB of ram and i9 13th gen. Was on 3080 and 32gb ram w same processor when I recorded this. W new hardware now, On max settings it’s still bad. Def better tho and prob runs fine on mid settings But it’s still grotesque to me.
Disgusting. Just disgusting.
Agreed.
Hahaha bruh 😂
So fucking good
I’m sure last nights stream will be even better for a video 😂
Wouldn't be able to watch someone play that game, even EFT would be easier to watch
I mean. All 14 frames of an hour of gameplay?
Yea heard/seen the FPS a torture. You can die even at the base and lose all your gear since some other guy waiting there can loot all you had. And AI is tanky as hell xD. Even tho it's early but still atleast some basics could have been there
May the algorithm be on your side. Your video quality is definitely good enough.
Thank you brother! I’m learning for sure and videos are def picking up now:)
least funny short I've seen today
Not funny matt Bartholomew
BRO ITS LITERALLY IN PRE ALPHA.
Your opinion is the correct one!
bro forgot about tgm command
"bro" doesnt know what that means lmao
I actually love Bethesda for these bugs. My best memories are because of them
they are quite fun for sure. not the crashing but def the funny stuff
Perhaps not give games a pass for incomplete status just cause the whole is greater than the sum of its
As a true son of Skyrim - welcome traveler, have a good one! Avoid the skooma.
it's taking jabs on bethesda games still a useful thing for clicks it's like the most effortless way to create content lol , jokes on you because it seems people are enjoying these games more than ever, thanks to the show.
My brother in Christ… I said the update was good. What video did you watch?
Bros seeing sometime els@@FurthestLevell
@@FurthestLevell lmaoooo he dont even know what hes mad about, i loved the show, thanks for highlighting what they did for FO4! really appreciate it
I absolutely love it on PS5. It's night and day on console in so many ways. 60 FPS makes everything look better in itself but the loading screens being so much shorter just makes the experience way more immersive.
On PC they’re longer than ever but ultra wide and high FPS is beautiful and not one crash!
perfect thumbnail and title
Only if Matt says so
If you’re being held hostage blink twice
You character looks like the hotdog that falls into the fire
imagine being able to count i sure cant 1 2 5 3 7 4 9 0
What?
@@FurthestLevell what, what
Damn dude didn't know you made other videos. This is great!