Chronicles Of A Coastaholic

Chronicles Of A Coastaholic

- All things ocean, lake, travel and palm tree paradise related you can find here ( when my travels get back to normal, since so many trips are canceling due to covid.. )
- Work life - our large print shop
- Crazee Town USA ( our work shop )
- New businesses ( Decked out coming soon & more! )
- Entertaining & interspersing shit!

Check out my blog at : coastaholic.com/blogs/news
My online koozee business : koozeecrazee.com
New online Bride Store for koozee's and more : onestopbrideshop.com
New shop coming to the ozarks : deckedoutfactory.com
Our hometown print shop : printcrazee.com

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  • @cortkynard9742
    @cortkynard97428 ай бұрын

    Best cigarette boat ever made

  • @kabtennameq
    @kabtennameq Жыл бұрын

    She has an extraordinary IQ.

  • @Eleuthero5
    @Eleuthero5 Жыл бұрын

    I kept waiting for this video to become interesting but it never happened.

  • @mjn6six6
    @mjn6six6 Жыл бұрын

    That was funny af haha - noice!

  • @thisistank
    @thisistank Жыл бұрын

    Awesome video. “Can never flex too much” lol Rollin. Your buddy ready to sell that boat yet? Let me know if he is. 😉

  • @bakervinci163
    @bakervinci163 Жыл бұрын

    If the passengers eyes are closed, they prolli are not enjoying themselves.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725 Жыл бұрын

    I personally only close my eyes when I’m enjoying myself 😜😎✌🏻 Tis each their own

  • @bakervinci163
    @bakervinci163 Жыл бұрын

    What a useless boat

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725 Жыл бұрын

    Not more useless than your comment 👌🏻

  • @jamesjones2295
    @jamesjones2295 Жыл бұрын

    Nobody wearing a life persever ??

  • @jcme1205
    @jcme12052 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Edison73100
    @Edison731002 жыл бұрын

    Yurp, dats how its dunn...

  • @dickritchie2596
    @dickritchie25962 жыл бұрын

    How stupid.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725 Жыл бұрын

    Your comment? Yes agreed ✌🏻

  • @mikesimard47
    @mikesimard472 жыл бұрын

    42 Tiger ?

  • @pyeman88888
    @pyeman888882 жыл бұрын

    thanks so funny

  • @johncemery1969
    @johncemery19692 жыл бұрын

    Dummies in lil’ boats didn’t get loans! & $750 in fuel ! Very funny because it’s true

  • @webassasin
    @webassasin2 жыл бұрын

    But is the boat big enought for such a small lake? You are funny dude :)

  • @junreycanete7583
    @junreycanete75832 жыл бұрын

    Olango island cebu Philippines.

  • @junreycanete7583
    @junreycanete75832 жыл бұрын

    i want speed boat my friend.

  • @eagle5720
    @eagle57202 жыл бұрын

    Omg $750 in fuel that's what you called gas guzzler

  • @andyrohr1844
    @andyrohr18442 жыл бұрын

    Girl thick like a bowl of oatmeal!!

  • @riggarobable
    @riggarobable2 жыл бұрын

    That was one of the best that was one of the best video commentaries I've heard in a long time. You my girl or natural and funny

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    haha THANK YOU! thanks for understanding humor, as many do not! lol

  • @flea8332
    @flea83322 жыл бұрын

    Thats one short dude driving

  • @Chris-ml8hs
    @Chris-ml8hs2 жыл бұрын

    Head to the ocean there's the waves

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    no thanks, the lake is enough for my anxiety lol

  • @yknowgirl
    @yknowgirl2 жыл бұрын

    I often wonder how much the fuel costs are in a day of fun

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    Its kind of disgusting

  • @sparkyguitar0058
    @sparkyguitar00582 жыл бұрын

    It costs to have fun. How much fun can you afford. Just think of the drag racers. It costs to go fast. How fast do you wanna go.

  • @tracksofnyc
    @tracksofnyc2 жыл бұрын

    The sarcasm was awesome! OMG. Brilliant.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    THanks! Glad you also have a sense of humor :) -- unlike many people in the comments lol.

  • @johnshields6852
    @johnshields68522 жыл бұрын

    Great commentary , I always wanted one growing up next to the ocean, but like most things in life, the reality isn't as good as your mind makes them, I've ridden in expensive boats, their uncomfortable, there's no amenities that good, resale is a joke, it gets boring after short time, the novelty wears off real quick, pay 300 thousand new, sell it 3 years later for 75 if your lucky, oh, the fuel for 1 day is maybe a 1000.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    all true point! lol

  • @peterlanum6970
    @peterlanum69702 жыл бұрын

    I can't go fast but I can create a Tsunami for you.

  • @mooping9398
    @mooping93982 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @godfreypatrick9792
    @godfreypatrick97922 жыл бұрын

    love the lifejackets...

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    they did work out great

  • @robertlamont9712
    @robertlamont97122 жыл бұрын

    Might be 70mph. Nothing more.

  • @krisc2476
    @krisc24762 жыл бұрын

    Don’t care to hear about your shitting habits dear

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    don't care to hear your negative comments and lack or humor🤣

  • @yohanys9829
    @yohanys98292 жыл бұрын

    60 miles maybe

  • @ronaldsmith13
    @ronaldsmith132 жыл бұрын

    Gotta admit, that was pretty funny. Thanks for the laughs. The country needs more.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU! Thanks for understanding the HUMOR, as many in these comments to not lol YOUR WELCOME! :)

  • @Outer-Limits-Imagery
    @Outer-Limits-Imagery2 жыл бұрын

    I like to see where I'm going when Im in a boat, anyway cool video.

  • @terrybrown3224
    @terrybrown32242 жыл бұрын

    That lake has become a wave pool increasing annually since 90s. Now be 40' or stay in back of coves too busy. Big city crime found it's way there recently. Sold every property we owned and left.

  • @mycorona66
    @mycorona662 жыл бұрын

    Spirt of Qatar's 244 mph run makes that look really slow. Got to see that in person too.

  • @stevenhollingsworth733
    @stevenhollingsworth7332 жыл бұрын

    This is when you have more money than common sense. The albino girl is not funny.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    In order to have enough funds to purchase the boat, you more than likely have to have some common sense to be successful enough to have the $$ to buy it. Unless you got lucky and inherited it all, but that was not the case. I can assure you me & the others in the boat have more life & business common sense then probably multiple of you🤣 Albino no - Burnt yes. Thanks for watching! :)

  • @clementjohnson4391
    @clementjohnson43912 жыл бұрын

    Big boat, small dick.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    you'll never know...

  • @greggreg2263
    @greggreg22632 жыл бұрын

    Pretty awesome he should’ve passed him a Red Bull from the plane to the boat 🚤

  • @johnmetson7950
    @johnmetson79502 жыл бұрын

    Only 2speeds stop and flat out

  • @eugeneweeks3325
    @eugeneweeks33252 жыл бұрын

    That is the slowest 184 I have ever seen.

  • @glennlandry7714
    @glennlandry77142 жыл бұрын

    Freaking hilarious

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed!

  • @dawnconnors8205
    @dawnconnors82052 жыл бұрын

    You had me laughing so hard that I snorted and nearly peed my pants... Thanks, you funny

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    Soooo happy you got the sarcasm :) !

  • @krisc2476
    @krisc24762 жыл бұрын

    Simple mind

  • @dawnconnors8205
    @dawnconnors82052 жыл бұрын

    @@krisc2476 lonely?

  • @krisc2476
    @krisc24762 жыл бұрын

    Nope (;

  • @davidanderson3684
    @davidanderson36842 жыл бұрын

    Well alright enjoy your life and don't give a fuck what people say enjoy your wave jumping stay safe!

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    safety is always first :) ! lol

  • @ks8605
    @ks86052 жыл бұрын

    What was that?

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    facebook.com/americanethonalmysticraceteam?hc_ref=ARRjQtVAAlZYS2vS0pnOm6wbSVLzI5f3zKR_zdHxsBpA7dFRfCpTy3C-EX5U_C-WSfc&ref=nf_target

  • @dexterplant778
    @dexterplant7782 жыл бұрын

    Being a retired drag boat pilot, I can assure you that is not 184 mph

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    It actually went faster, but I understand how its hard to believe :) facebook.com/americanethonalmysticraceteam?hc_ref=ARRjQtVAAlZYS2vS0pnOm6wbSVLzI5f3zKR_zdHxsBpA7dFRfCpTy3C-EX5U_C-WSfc&ref=nf_target

  • @doughooks7411
    @doughooks74112 жыл бұрын

    No freaking way that is 184. Nowhere close. I can eyeball that easily and tell.

  • @evanbeck4651
    @evanbeck46512 жыл бұрын

    Is this supposed to be funny or something?

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    10000% sarcasm, but if your not a boater, or do not own a boat ( especially at this lake ) it may be hard to get it! lol

  • @leslieholmes2899
    @leslieholmes28992 жыл бұрын

    Looks like a good old American party.

  • @reneap9049
    @reneap90492 жыл бұрын

    I wanna come!!!

  • @mikc3305
    @mikc33052 жыл бұрын

    I fell asleep.

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    probably for the best

  • @darthdaddy6983
    @darthdaddy69832 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure you have a little pop-up step on the floor somewhere. Usually right infront of the cabin door , its there just hiding a drain hole.You can just pick it up & use it at the helm also for that extra height you’re looking for. Cheers 🥂

  • @chroniclesofacoastaholic2725
    @chroniclesofacoastaholic27252 жыл бұрын

    Yes some power boats do! I am not sure if this one does... but, we figured it out for the time being ha! CHEERS!