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  @FreeJokesKoolMC2 күн бұрын

  👏👏👏

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  @creepycast8 күн бұрын

  As far as racism in my experience as a healthcare professional for almost 40 years now it doesn’t store fat racism. Doesn’t really store in your bones. There’s very few things that do, but I have noticed a large preponderance of racism to store in your fat sells, wink wink.

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  @nomadcowatbk23 күн бұрын

  along with abortion and homosexuality, there's nothing about Jesus' abs in the bible

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  @BullsittingАй бұрын

  You need to go baldheaded colonizer, butt a hoe

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  @kathrynpichel4435Ай бұрын

  Thank you both for this!!! I got a lot out of it.

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  @masonicprince1Ай бұрын

  Brilliant!

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  @teakaymaniaАй бұрын

  I didn't watch this yet, but I was so impressed by what I heard on the 800 lb gorilla channel full special, I had to seek out more. It seemed the set was dated there (Trump presidency time). To my dismay, no much more recent (at least based in YT time stamps) standup content out. I'm in NYC where you be, son? I get not limelighting for a bit cause you fat now, but your mind is gold. Looking for more non-base-model-human comedy. Willing to pay all the dollar. Need the hookup. Where you at?

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  @agapitaborces8154Ай бұрын

  Nikola Jokic MVP!!! Well deserved 👏 👏👏☝️☝️☝️

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  @RokannonАй бұрын

  It is a good comedy.

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  @alicehrazdiraАй бұрын

  Awesome 😂

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  @aserilaing34012 ай бұрын

  Nba is a side quest for jokic

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  @blockchainprofessor.x2 ай бұрын

  Proof that Ted has been hilarious for more than 21+ years!

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  @benny-rex2 ай бұрын

  Interesting take on society becoming something where more people can feel comfortable being themselves and where we shut down disparaging practices that served to belittle human beings other than the mainline hegemony. This is a punchline about improving as a diverse species. It's funny because the comedian represents the demographic burdened by needing to make space for others unlike him to exist in a more equitable world. Haha.

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  @user-tc5pl3zw3h2 ай бұрын

  I'm blind because I never listened to my mom. She always told me I'd go blind if I didn't find someone else to play with. But I also hit a gysy in my SUV. I kept telling the crowd, "I didn't see her! She came out of nowhere! I didn't see her!". I have a blind friend who said he use to have great sight. Then one day, he prayed for God to make him more noticeable to women. I told him he should eat more rabbits. He asked why, and I said becaue they eat carrots, duh. It's all fine. We've both adopted a new life motto. "Walk slowly and carry a big stick." We chose to use canes instead of dogs because swinging the dogs around makes them aggitated.

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  @frakshus2 ай бұрын

  Huh. This shitty, misogynistic take from Alexandro really surprised me. Lost a lot of my respect.

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  @MiguelHernandez-nx8pwАй бұрын

  Is it misogynistic to make a joke about what is known as a biological fact?

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  @Random_UserName42692 ай бұрын

  I thought this was Tom Segura. I was so confused.

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  @Vince-I-Am2 ай бұрын

  Incredible at not winning, I won't argue against that.

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  @budzlightyear22122 ай бұрын

  Imagine if Shaq was Trans and played women's basketball 🏀😂😂😂😂😂

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  @Halo-lg7rq2 ай бұрын

  Imagine if Shaq was cis, oh wait he still bullied

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  @jcstuurman20082 ай бұрын

  This dude is hilarious. Reminds me of Jim Carrey; but more uncut Lol!

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  @sprattacusryan2 ай бұрын

  thank you for this! Very inspiring

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  @skylab142 ай бұрын

  Comics and their "room-mates" ..... I guess that's something that they just MUST do.

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  @threadsoftruth2 ай бұрын

  I agree lets replace Alabama with Puerto Rico 🤣😂

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  @BBJGC.120242 ай бұрын

  ty

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  @Icanfigureitoutintime3 ай бұрын

  Love you Ted! So great to hear someone that didn't get trapped by the game. People in relationships or dating sound miserable. Arguing about nothing. We all die. Single celebrate people eventually die. Committed people want to die.

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  @imuhammadnow18283 ай бұрын

  happy ted is a failure

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  @TheNutteloos3 ай бұрын

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus enjoy your trip to the motherland

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  @moonbeam6033 ай бұрын

  How's the Biden administration working out for you??

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  @ericrobertson69703 ай бұрын

  Trump 2024

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  @IhateCCP3 ай бұрын

  100%

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  @therhapsodist9763 ай бұрын

  He's the funniest standup.😊

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  @MineFullStop3 ай бұрын

  So good!

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  @fathertimegaming173 ай бұрын

  Voting for Jill Stein is about as effective as sticking your dick in a light socket

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  @brookeschmitt4 ай бұрын

  Promo-SM ☹️

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  @elisa7joy94 ай бұрын

  As the woman who would date an 18 year old younger man. Im let down you arent more progressive. Side note my dad was 16 years older than my mother. He was 50 when I was born...... So if you had a kid they might be about 37 when you die. Fun facts

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  @vincentsaragossa68624 ай бұрын

  I miss my pal Vince.

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  @garretteague93584 ай бұрын

  This bit is freaking gold!!!

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  @savage22bolt324 ай бұрын

  He lost me about half way through when he went woke. Not patronizing that foolishness.

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  @whiskeredshrimp4 ай бұрын

  not funny

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  @dylanbrady41174 ай бұрын

  The Washington Wokes

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  @BubbaYoga4 ай бұрын

  Superb. Nice to have you back.

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  @francescamalek45164 ай бұрын

  Someone show this to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift please😂😂😂

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  @carsonlong74644 ай бұрын

  portland pronouns is crazy 🤣

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  @thewolfofballstreetofficial4 ай бұрын

  At least they’d be able to keep their dump chop 😂🫡

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  @jaclynscott25884 ай бұрын

  It was the Shen Yun shtick that induced me to click the 'Like' button. :) :)

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  @clintonlunn43575 ай бұрын

  Wonderful stuff. Thank you

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  @shortconcert5 ай бұрын

  You stole the show last night in Denver!

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  @lanafrank60865 ай бұрын

  Anybody who was Catholic and isn’t anymore and is happy about it, wasn’t listening to the Catholic faith in the first place. it’s just the truth

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  @suzannal66435 ай бұрын

  You are hilarious Ted!

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  @suzannal66435 ай бұрын

  This is hilarious 😊

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  @suzannal66435 ай бұрын

  😂

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  @MundusTransit5 ай бұрын

  It doesn't sound like you were listening.