ChrisScrivaComedy

ChrisScrivaComedy

Born to a blue-collar family in the Steel City, Chris’s earliest memories take place in his father’s repair shop. He’s a former altar boy, grandma’s boy, and oldest of 3 who was raised in mixture of Italian and Eastern European traditions. A natural non-conformist, Chris was drawn to fast cars, fast music, and the rebelliousness of stand-up at a young age and was heavily influenced by countless nights of sneakily watching Chappelle’s Show and South Park. After spending years in Chicago studying at the world’s top improvisation and sketch institutions, Chris has returned to the hilly, rusting, industrial landscape that forged him. Once a mechanical engineer, Chris now travels the world performing his own unique brand of anecdotal stand-up comedy. From Pittsburgh to Amsterdam, Los Angeles to New York, there is no place that he won’t take the stage. Check him out on KZread at @ChrisScrivaComedy or his website www.ihatestandup.com.

7 Years as a Comedian

7 Years as a Comedian

Liberals Be Like

Liberals Be Like

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  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips4 сағат бұрын

    Holy shit... she rly can do opera 😂

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy4 сағат бұрын

    @@yap_clips yeah lol it was crazy cause she’s so quiet lol

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 сағат бұрын

    @chrisscrivacomedy caught me off guard 😂😂😂

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips4 сағат бұрын

    Let's go 👏

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy4 сағат бұрын

    @@yap_clips 😘

  • @tasthedingus
    @tasthedingus5 күн бұрын

    Shout out Travis pastrami

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 күн бұрын

    NITRO CIRCUS

  • @jankemjunkie6564
    @jankemjunkie65646 күн бұрын

    Everyday brother yee yee I call it my little bundles of sunshine cause I take one hit and hoowee man I tell ya I turn into the green giant talking about ho ho ho and then I hop in my hemi and head over to waffle house and pick a fight with the biggest dude there

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy6 күн бұрын

    @@jankemjunkie6564 yeeeee yeeeee bröther it’s hemi and waffle time

  • @imdistinctbtw
    @imdistinctbtw6 күн бұрын

    I smoke crack

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy6 күн бұрын

    HELL YEAH BROTHER

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips8 күн бұрын

    Predator dad's 😂

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy8 күн бұрын

    @@yap_clips every schools got them

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips8 күн бұрын

    @@chrisscrivacomedy I wish my dad paid that much attention to me growing up

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy8 күн бұрын

    @@yap_clips lmao

  • @hobbies2seriously
    @hobbies2seriously9 күн бұрын

    Great stuff Chris Scriva Comedy

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy9 күн бұрын

    Thanks Mr glasses ball!

  • @oldgloryhole
    @oldgloryhole9 күн бұрын

    Amazing four minutes and fifty six seconds yo!!

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy9 күн бұрын

    Thanks dawg!

  • @cantizzy
    @cantizzy9 күн бұрын

    so good

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy9 күн бұрын

    @@cantizzy 😘😘😘 thanks dawg

  • @GordonColed
    @GordonColed18 күн бұрын

    Wheel graphics go on the outside pussy

  • @ChrisMiller-uf7lj
    @ChrisMiller-uf7lj26 күн бұрын

    Question, if you set up a deck completely does it hurt the value of the deck?

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy26 күн бұрын

    @@ChrisMiller-uf7lj I’d assume so since it’s no long pristine

  • @Jump_Shock
    @Jump_ShockАй бұрын

    Aye that cruiserboard is clean and I mess with that shirt dude 🤟🏾

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy26 күн бұрын

    @@Jump_Shock thanks man 🤙🤙🤙

  • @evgeniiakhromova8481
    @evgeniiakhromova8481Ай бұрын

    ТОП!

  • @plantcatto
    @plantcattoАй бұрын

    based

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    tis the season once again

  • @roberttholen9347
    @roberttholen9347Ай бұрын

    I’m not a golfer but I definitely wouldn’t compete with Trump, proof he cheats. Don’t know how Biden plays but I would put money on he has morals and respect.

  • @RiggyRonnie
    @RiggyRonnieАй бұрын

    Trump is 225, Biden is 95

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    How’s the form?

  • @RiggyRonnie
    @RiggyRonnieАй бұрын

    @@chrisscrivacomedy Little back arch with Trump, but the bar stayed level. Biden’s left arms a little weaker than the right, right side first, left side next, slowly lifted the bar up, needed help sitting up after.

  • @pausetheapples6908
    @pausetheapples6908Ай бұрын

    Battle Of The Century Dementia Patient Vs. Convicted Orangutan

  • @SteelersFanBrooks
    @SteelersFanBrooksАй бұрын

    senile pap pap vs felon rapist

  • @seanvanginkel
    @seanvanginkelАй бұрын

    Whole point of the search and watching the vids is to know how they fits. Do they fit Baggy, Oversized, Regular or Slim Sized... Not telling the sizing of the shirts / apparel.. this and whole other vids to show the prints has absolutely NO Point!!!

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    Noted

  • @ashleycamila25
    @ashleycamila25Ай бұрын

    Who is the goofy grandpa

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    That’s Hugh Heifer

  • @gjm112
    @gjm112Ай бұрын

    I just stood up and clapped for this.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    Thank you. Some of my best work

  • @KamiTF2
    @KamiTF2Ай бұрын

    meteorologist rizz

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedyАй бұрын

    Rizzle Drizzle baby

  • @johnniehowze
    @johnniehowze2 ай бұрын

    I think I'm gonna grab this board.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Hell yeah, it’s great. Lol I read this as “I think I’m gonna grab his beard” in the notifications haha

  • @jamess8477
    @jamess84772 ай бұрын

    He's not lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

  • @diggyrat
    @diggyrat2 ай бұрын

    Carnivore Diet!

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    I’m actually about to give that a go. Starting in 2 weeks when I start my new program

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    You like it?

  • @Ebonheart_20
    @Ebonheart_202 ай бұрын

    Wow you're so smart.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Thanks. I can do Fourier transforms

  • @stonesolid1
    @stonesolid12 ай бұрын

    Bro. Do it!

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 Ozempic face is lame imma have veins

  • @RoyalGonk
    @RoyalGonk2 ай бұрын

    Ozempic isn’t a fat loss medication it’s for diabetes and the side effect was weight loss. It’s not a life style altering drug so you’ll have to take it every single day for the rest of your life. The day you stop taking it your body and the calories you consume (because most if not all people on ozempic do not want to have healthy habits) will come all back and you’ll be fat again….

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    It’s like a broke winning a big lottery. Usually end up more poor than they started

  • @Hummperdink
    @Hummperdink2 ай бұрын

    My mother is having terrible side effects from this, i do not recommend

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Damn sorry to hear that. I know a guy who got pretty sick on it. I hope she recovers

  • @Alisdairneighbors
    @Alisdairneighbors2 ай бұрын

    Real

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    The realest

  • @kalebball5144
    @kalebball51442 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Yessir big fax

  • @bricemenaugh4828
    @bricemenaugh48282 ай бұрын

    Cruiser? We used to skate those in the 80's. I actually prefer those boards anyway. Certain tricks are easier on them.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Tbh I prefer this to my popsicles now too.

  • @Makenzy-xq8ek
    @Makenzy-xq8ek2 ай бұрын

    I'm a seizure girl

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    we salute you

  • @InlikeMikeQuinn
    @InlikeMikeQuinn2 ай бұрын

    I’m a Trump person, good set though

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy2 ай бұрын

    Thanks dawg

  • @samuraikaoss1455
    @samuraikaoss14553 ай бұрын

    Love that board. It was the second one I bought. First was the Kendall pumpkin. Thinking about getting the reissue.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    It’s so sick and with this setup super comfy. I gotta ride it more

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 ай бұрын

    I bet he's crushing too

  • @mohammadalmasalmeh6
    @mohammadalmasalmeh63 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 got me cracking

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 hell yeah dude

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 ай бұрын

    @chrisscrivacomedy this show looked fun man 😂

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    @@yap_clips it was an insane one. Upstairs arcade is one of the best rooms in the country when packed

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 ай бұрын

    @@chrisscrivacomedy I'm jelly 😂😂😂

  • @JohnBenkartComedy
    @JohnBenkartComedy3 ай бұрын

    “We’re culturally gay” 😭

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Yessir

  • @oldgloryhole
    @oldgloryhole3 ай бұрын

    MC DISS SERVA

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Horn horn hoooorrrn

  • @BigHossComedy
    @BigHossComedy3 ай бұрын

    Awe shiiii yo Drake get this dude to write your disses!

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Or Kendrick. I just want a writing job lol

  • @benandrick2337
    @benandrick23373 ай бұрын

    English 1.0.

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    It was a beta test lmao

  • @TLMPHANTOM
    @TLMPHANTOM3 ай бұрын

    #HerebeforeScott

  • @will42095
    @will420953 ай бұрын

    This is a funny video I think these folks missed your name

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    😜😜😜 haha thanks

  • @Meowminotaur
    @Meowminotaur3 ай бұрын

    Its an unfair advantage not to be distracted by the other men in tight fitted pants running around all sweaty and dirty, and sometimes touching eachother 🤤🤤🤤 ITS AN OUTRAGE!!! 😡😠😠

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Yeah 100%. Hopefully they at least have ADD

  • @forevermorewinds1555
    @forevermorewinds15553 ай бұрын

    The translation: How come nobodys talking about the issue of (people who aint interested in sex) in the locker room. Maybe its because it aint a issue...

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Listen if they are hard, they aren’t going hard

  • @forevermorewinds1555
    @forevermorewinds15553 ай бұрын

    @@chrisscrivacomedy my dumbass just read the name of the channel

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    @@forevermorewinds1555 lmao all good. One of my friends didn’t get the satire either and called asking if I lost it haha

  • @go_play_with_sticks
    @go_play_with_sticks3 ай бұрын

    biden sucks its 5 to 6 dollars a gallon in gas now among other things

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    At this point I’d ride a bike but he keeps wrecking them

  • @go_play_with_sticks
    @go_play_with_sticks3 ай бұрын

    @@chrisscrivacomedy lmao

  • @DCOY-rx1tl
    @DCOY-rx1tl3 ай бұрын

    Wtf

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    dafuq

  • @yap_clips
    @yap_clips3 ай бұрын

    We only f@#$ in my locker room

  • @_-soup-_
    @_-soup-_3 ай бұрын

    I would be surprised if joe hasn’t forgot that it this country was America by now

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    Canada’s Mexico

  • @ST4RDUS
    @ST4RDUS3 ай бұрын

    Erm?

  • @chrisscrivacomedy
    @chrisscrivacomedy3 ай бұрын

    ERM?