"I'm gonna drive real fast and turn to the left sometimes!" Probably one of my favourite episodes.
@kernoleary139423 күн бұрын
Always gets me when he says that lol. the delivery and the big dip in his mouth lmao
@Gojira_Prime8 ай бұрын
I get to the 5th chest at 33 seconds, why don't i jump in front of it
@junedog7000 Жыл бұрын
You're a virgin mate
@zachsuedmeyer25262 жыл бұрын
To extrapolate: when you are running this race, there are 2 chances to do the back and forth section which can get to the fifth chest. If you take the first path, in my experience, you will always lose, its 100% of the time for me. If you take the second path to obtain the fifth chest you will win 100% of the time, so long as you have the 39 second seed. Of course, it is possible that somehow you just suck at the last second and fail so... Individual results will vary
@thecrazysharkguy69992 жыл бұрын
He's been finishing in 32 second
@perforongo90782 жыл бұрын
Thankyou! I struggled with this minigame a lot. The original PS2 version was a lot easier. Square decided to include a hidden mechanic where the other chocobo slows down the more chests you have. Asshole move on their part. I got it by focusing on the beginning speed, like you, but also making sure to move down the middle of the path without hitting the walls, taking sharp corners, and keeping the analog stick in the next direction I want to go after the chocobo opens the chest and jumps.
@wiseguy472 жыл бұрын
I’m still struggling with the controls :( I beat the other race but this is killing me. Wonder if it’s my analog stic
@Walamonga13132 жыл бұрын
This is the only one that isn't cancer because it doesn't involve rng. Yes the controls are kinda shitty but it's so much more bearable than the other minigames because it just depends on your own performance, and you can indeed improve and get it easy with practice. The first chest is the most important. Gotta get it in 6.5
@jimdaug2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter what I do, I can't get to the 5th chest under 34 seconds. I think I got there once at 33.8.
@michaelnugent37213 жыл бұрын
Great guide but I suck will have to practice when I can grasp to snazzy controls lol
@catzoo13 жыл бұрын
If you got the steam version and only care about achievements, not the items, I can confirm that you don't need to worry about hitting the posts. I hit 1 and got 5 chests, still got the achievement.
@xX-Logic-3 жыл бұрын
0:18
@Ozzie1433 жыл бұрын
4chan in a nutshell
@cannibalchristmastree25773 жыл бұрын
Wow what a terrible guide lmao
@espsasuke23 жыл бұрын
:(
@apfelschorle19883 жыл бұрын
Its been a while
@XawesomechickX893 жыл бұрын
Appreciate this video so much. I had quite a few failed attempts before watching. Thanks to the clarity, I got it on the second try after watching this. Thanks a lot, mate!
@Pyck33 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I didnt suck!
@jessypeterson71623 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@skinnycat594 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate, this guide is awesome! I got it in just a few tries after watching your video.
@Manowar4584 жыл бұрын
This is cool
@nunez1684 жыл бұрын
Homophobics
@papaAJ884 жыл бұрын
Been trying this race off and on from getting to the calm lands all the way to post game. Probably tried it over 50 times now, i can consistently get 5 chests and jump down to the track right behind the other chocobo but i just can't shave the extra .2 seconds i need! Not giving up but i am slowly going insane...
@Snake41752 жыл бұрын
If you're having trouble, just remember the two timer markers he mentioned in the video. Really important, because it's the only way to gauge if you're ahead or behind. 6.5 for the first chest, 13.5 for the second. Usually by then, it's yours. The first two are the hardest.
@zachsuedmeyer25262 жыл бұрын
when you are running this race, there are 2 chances to do the back and forth section which can get to the fifth chest. If you take the first path, in my experience, you will always lose, its 100% of the time for me. If you take the second path to obtain the fifth chest you will win 100% of the time, so long as you have the 39 second seed
@angeloutofgrace4 жыл бұрын
Oh gof i suck😔
@unconsensualthrash4 жыл бұрын
The title is the best.
@vanacutt11104 жыл бұрын
This is hopeless, and I still have to deal with horrendous controls.
@espsasuke24 жыл бұрын
With time you'll get it, I believe in you :)
@strawhatrore20724 жыл бұрын
Tried like 15 times without this. Watched it. Got it first go. All I did was watch the line you run out of the gate. I was running hard to the right then staying in the middle. You went almost straight upward and it put you on the inside edge.
@omegaweapon1164 жыл бұрын
It's all about that first chest. Finally got it!
@noobfromroblox3394 жыл бұрын
HEY that’s bill and fosses job
@playerslayer914 жыл бұрын
I heard Obama's going to raise the price on gasoline! That pisses me off!
@lcvigilanteproductions34983 жыл бұрын
thats gay as hell
@Charles_Anthony3 жыл бұрын
Biden already did it.
@Buttington_Headerson2 жыл бұрын
@@Charles_Anthony the president doesn't control the price of gas
@Charles_Anthony2 жыл бұрын
@@Buttington_Headerson: No, but his policies and pathetic handling of the economy coupled with his attempts to raise taxes on said gas sure as hell does.
@olaienderle52624 жыл бұрын
Actually gay as hell tho
@jennifercorbett86404 жыл бұрын
Someone: The crazy feminist that caused the whole Hugh Mungus thing is made a fund to "help" her. Me: 0:13
@DutchDread4 жыл бұрын
literally impossible to do on pc, you can't control the chocobo accurately enough with a keyboard.
@espsasuke24 жыл бұрын
I can see this, the video when recorded was using a controller, I'm not sure on how to be successful without one, good luck friend!
@DutchDread4 жыл бұрын
@@espsasuke2 Well, I was a bit too frustrated I think, I did actually manage to do it. The time estimates really helped, by the time I got all the individual movements under control I managed to do it several times in a row even so it is definitely masterable, but still, that was insane. Having 4 ways movement makes it so incredibly jarring.
@astruh97882 жыл бұрын
It's not really any easier for me on controller. Because the camera movement doesn't allow for character movement, the chocobo will go one way no matter how much I turn the stick. I'd have to stop it and turn it again.
@standcontractdelta81204 жыл бұрын
Got it 3 tries after watching. Thanks 🙏
@chadblakley9304 жыл бұрын
Took me 30-45min to do it
@beto62674 жыл бұрын
0:06 I love that😂
@lcvigilanteproductions34983 жыл бұрын
I know. That pisses me off!
@PsychoticNinja4 жыл бұрын
Gah! I can get the first in 6.5 no problem, the second one, I have no clue how to get down to 12.5.
@espsasuke24 жыл бұрын
Practice! I believe in you :)
@cihanozturk67054 жыл бұрын
this is def the best guide here on YT. got the achievement 5 tries after watching this video... thanks
@Epimetheus__5 жыл бұрын
I don't have the option to ride him? To even start the race. What am I missing?
@grahamdoyle67015 жыл бұрын
I think you have to complete chocobo training and beat the trainer in that awful chocobo catcher race... I think.
@honkyzilla5 жыл бұрын
Examine the sphere to the far left past the save sphere, near the other chocobo and the Al bhed primer
@luxeyeroth25495 жыл бұрын
bless you man
@MrZaibatsu5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, playing this on the Xbox One version; after seeing your video I nailed it.
@theslaykng5 жыл бұрын
Trumps president now lol
@lettucelettucelettuce5 жыл бұрын
Obama's gay as hell. THATS FUCKING GAY *eminem rapping at the end*
@Paladin_Artemis5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting this! I've been playing this game from the ps2 (on ps4 now) and I'm trying to 100% it. This is the first time I've ever gotten all 5 chests. It took me 20 minutes since I knew how crucial the start was and how to track my progress. Before this I was using videos of people just doing it, no explanations. All I have to do now is get 0 seconds for the chocobo catcher!
@amaanrahman72375 жыл бұрын
Obama's f'ing gay
@Warm1nator5 жыл бұрын
What's the music that plays in this part of this episode? I heard it many times but don't know the name.
@animamundii5 жыл бұрын
zz top - la grange
@Warm1nator5 жыл бұрын
@@animamundii Thanks
@ashrayne90715 жыл бұрын
This never gets old I saw this episode makes me laugh STAY POSITIVE they say now I can
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"I'm gonna drive real fast and turn to the left sometimes!" Probably one of my favourite episodes.
Always gets me when he says that lol. the delivery and the big dip in his mouth lmao
I get to the 5th chest at 33 seconds, why don't i jump in front of it
You're a virgin mate
To extrapolate: when you are running this race, there are 2 chances to do the back and forth section which can get to the fifth chest. If you take the first path, in my experience, you will always lose, its 100% of the time for me. If you take the second path to obtain the fifth chest you will win 100% of the time, so long as you have the 39 second seed. Of course, it is possible that somehow you just suck at the last second and fail so... Individual results will vary
He's been finishing in 32 second
Thankyou! I struggled with this minigame a lot. The original PS2 version was a lot easier. Square decided to include a hidden mechanic where the other chocobo slows down the more chests you have. Asshole move on their part. I got it by focusing on the beginning speed, like you, but also making sure to move down the middle of the path without hitting the walls, taking sharp corners, and keeping the analog stick in the next direction I want to go after the chocobo opens the chest and jumps.
I’m still struggling with the controls :( I beat the other race but this is killing me. Wonder if it’s my analog stic
This is the only one that isn't cancer because it doesn't involve rng. Yes the controls are kinda shitty but it's so much more bearable than the other minigames because it just depends on your own performance, and you can indeed improve and get it easy with practice. The first chest is the most important. Gotta get it in 6.5
Doesn't matter what I do, I can't get to the 5th chest under 34 seconds. I think I got there once at 33.8.
Great guide but I suck will have to practice when I can grasp to snazzy controls lol
If you got the steam version and only care about achievements, not the items, I can confirm that you don't need to worry about hitting the posts. I hit 1 and got 5 chests, still got the achievement.
0:18
4chan in a nutshell
Wow what a terrible guide lmao
:(
Its been a while
Appreciate this video so much. I had quite a few failed attempts before watching. Thanks to the clarity, I got it on the second try after watching this. Thanks a lot, mate!
Thank you. I didnt suck!
Thanks man
Thanks mate, this guide is awesome! I got it in just a few tries after watching your video.
This is cool
Homophobics
Been trying this race off and on from getting to the calm lands all the way to post game. Probably tried it over 50 times now, i can consistently get 5 chests and jump down to the track right behind the other chocobo but i just can't shave the extra .2 seconds i need! Not giving up but i am slowly going insane...
If you're having trouble, just remember the two timer markers he mentioned in the video. Really important, because it's the only way to gauge if you're ahead or behind. 6.5 for the first chest, 13.5 for the second. Usually by then, it's yours. The first two are the hardest.
when you are running this race, there are 2 chances to do the back and forth section which can get to the fifth chest. If you take the first path, in my experience, you will always lose, its 100% of the time for me. If you take the second path to obtain the fifth chest you will win 100% of the time, so long as you have the 39 second seed
Oh gof i suck😔
The title is the best.
This is hopeless, and I still have to deal with horrendous controls.
With time you'll get it, I believe in you :)
Tried like 15 times without this. Watched it. Got it first go. All I did was watch the line you run out of the gate. I was running hard to the right then staying in the middle. You went almost straight upward and it put you on the inside edge.
It's all about that first chest. Finally got it!
HEY that’s bill and fosses job
I heard Obama's going to raise the price on gasoline! That pisses me off!
thats gay as hell
Biden already did it.
@@Charles_Anthony the president doesn't control the price of gas
@@Buttington_Headerson: No, but his policies and pathetic handling of the economy coupled with his attempts to raise taxes on said gas sure as hell does.
Actually gay as hell tho
Someone: The crazy feminist that caused the whole Hugh Mungus thing is made a fund to "help" her. Me: 0:13
literally impossible to do on pc, you can't control the chocobo accurately enough with a keyboard.
I can see this, the video when recorded was using a controller, I'm not sure on how to be successful without one, good luck friend!
@@espsasuke2 Well, I was a bit too frustrated I think, I did actually manage to do it. The time estimates really helped, by the time I got all the individual movements under control I managed to do it several times in a row even so it is definitely masterable, but still, that was insane. Having 4 ways movement makes it so incredibly jarring.
It's not really any easier for me on controller. Because the camera movement doesn't allow for character movement, the chocobo will go one way no matter how much I turn the stick. I'd have to stop it and turn it again.
Got it 3 tries after watching. Thanks 🙏
Took me 30-45min to do it
0:06 I love that😂
I know. That pisses me off!
Gah! I can get the first in 6.5 no problem, the second one, I have no clue how to get down to 12.5.
Practice! I believe in you :)
this is def the best guide here on YT. got the achievement 5 tries after watching this video... thanks
I don't have the option to ride him? To even start the race. What am I missing?
I think you have to complete chocobo training and beat the trainer in that awful chocobo catcher race... I think.
Examine the sphere to the far left past the save sphere, near the other chocobo and the Al bhed primer
bless you man
Thanks man, playing this on the Xbox One version; after seeing your video I nailed it.
Trumps president now lol
Obama's gay as hell. THATS FUCKING GAY *eminem rapping at the end*
Thank you for posting this! I've been playing this game from the ps2 (on ps4 now) and I'm trying to 100% it. This is the first time I've ever gotten all 5 chests. It took me 20 minutes since I knew how crucial the start was and how to track my progress. Before this I was using videos of people just doing it, no explanations. All I have to do now is get 0 seconds for the chocobo catcher!
Obama's f'ing gay
What's the music that plays in this part of this episode? I heard it many times but don't know the name.
zz top - la grange
@@animamundii Thanks
This never gets old I saw this episode makes me laugh STAY POSITIVE they say now I can
laaaaa şu gülüşe bak ulan!! :3 <3
What's the link to the drum portion only?
What season?
💙💙💙💙
Lol All the time...all the time