Same scenario, but there was a lawyer, a priest, a teacher and his three young male students. The teacher said, "We must give the three parachutes to the three boys." The lawyer said, "Screw the boys!" The priest said, "Do we have time?"
@johnalexir76349 күн бұрын
Lol good one
@charlesroberts365015 күн бұрын
Two are going to he11, Eve was not the first Woman, Lilith was.
@AnElementOfChaos14 күн бұрын
Well kinda but only according to Jewish folklore from about 500AD onwards. The bible only ever mentions Lillith once and not as the first woman. There is a passage that precedes the naming of eve in which Adam is said to have a wife but no name is given and then another passage later on in which eve is named. This first passage is the cause of the controversy with some people claiming it was Lillith who was the unnamed first wife instead of merely being a clerical or misogynistic oversight to leave out the name of the first woman The character of Lillith has her etymological routes in Lilitu, a female figure from mesopotamian mythology that predates even the old testament and would have been known to the Jewish cultures that existed along side the early Christian beliefs and so it makes sense that they would have equated this potentially unnamed first woman with a prominent figure from a contemporary set of beliefs Personally I can accept Lillith as an avatar or incarnation of the dark feminine but see no real reason why she has to be the unnamed first woman mentioned in the bible
@johneeboi16 күн бұрын
Don't quit your day job!
@georgesheffield158017 күн бұрын
AI speach software is terrible
@kedharisivashankar990518 күн бұрын
What a title! If it's Not funny it is not a joke, you ...
@anonymousYTviewer6919 күн бұрын
The pauses are in the wrong places!
@scottmccloud902919 күн бұрын
That might of been funny if it weren't for the idiotic robotic voice.
@robertbrynin991920 күн бұрын
Computer-generated voices can't tell jokes.
@jmrm0120 күн бұрын
I first heard a version of this story about 40 years ago.
@paulhough594120 күн бұрын
Why did the caption say it was a funny joke?
@EricW-ug4nz22 күн бұрын
Stupid
@greywolf757723 күн бұрын
He should just put a big spring in-between the trains and let them bounce off each other.
@KarenHackney-pk4cz24 күн бұрын
Or maybe she wants a lei of flowers🌺.
@garypatterson32624 күн бұрын
that
@viking123624 күн бұрын
With the pilot there would be 5 people
@janewasson484525 күн бұрын
Huh? Can't understand, and the end is covered up, so can't read it, either.
@FunnyJokes464624 күн бұрын
ok thanks
@janewasson484524 күн бұрын
@@FunnyJokes4646❤️
@KarenHackney-pk4cz24 күн бұрын
Even going to the other site, I'm still not sure. The answer is"WoWsy". I think that instead of 'weight', she wants to leave.
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Same scenario, but there was a lawyer, a priest, a teacher and his three young male students. The teacher said, "We must give the three parachutes to the three boys." The lawyer said, "Screw the boys!" The priest said, "Do we have time?"
Lol good one
Two are going to he11, Eve was not the first Woman, Lilith was.
Well kinda but only according to Jewish folklore from about 500AD onwards. The bible only ever mentions Lillith once and not as the first woman. There is a passage that precedes the naming of eve in which Adam is said to have a wife but no name is given and then another passage later on in which eve is named. This first passage is the cause of the controversy with some people claiming it was Lillith who was the unnamed first wife instead of merely being a clerical or misogynistic oversight to leave out the name of the first woman The character of Lillith has her etymological routes in Lilitu, a female figure from mesopotamian mythology that predates even the old testament and would have been known to the Jewish cultures that existed along side the early Christian beliefs and so it makes sense that they would have equated this potentially unnamed first woman with a prominent figure from a contemporary set of beliefs Personally I can accept Lillith as an avatar or incarnation of the dark feminine but see no real reason why she has to be the unnamed first woman mentioned in the bible
Don't quit your day job!
AI speach software is terrible
What a title! If it's Not funny it is not a joke, you ...
The pauses are in the wrong places!
That might of been funny if it weren't for the idiotic robotic voice.
Computer-generated voices can't tell jokes.
I first heard a version of this story about 40 years ago.
Why did the caption say it was a funny joke?
Stupid
He should just put a big spring in-between the trains and let them bounce off each other.
Or maybe she wants a lei of flowers🌺.
that
With the pilot there would be 5 people
Huh? Can't understand, and the end is covered up, so can't read it, either.
ok thanks
@@FunnyJokes4646❤️
Even going to the other site, I'm still not sure. The answer is"WoWsy". I think that instead of 'weight', she wants to leave.
wtf
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