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She was a teenager!
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@@Frances-ed6cy you are cursing us like this! Anyway we wish you all the best
Yes, it vanished with a labiaplasty surgery-- poof!
This we cannot provide sorry 😅
Dying of a heart attack at 50 years old due to morbid obesity isn't funny either to be fair. Somethings gotta give
I think we did a mistake 😶
The Lizzo drug in the special is not a weight loss drug! In fact it’s the exact opposite! There are medications that help you gain weight instead of losing it as well as medications that can cause it as a side effect! Adderall causes weight loss because it causes your appetite to literally be nonexistent and it causes you to move around more! Lyrica and gabapentin can cause weight gain because it causes an effect similar to the munchies from weed and it makes you more inactive as a depressant! Weed can either cause some weight gain, some weight loss, or neither! It depends on how the medication works! Amphetamine medications are extremely effective at causing weight loss and reducing appetite but they’re rarely prescribed for this reason because they work short term for weight loss and can cause severe side effects when used in that way! If you abuse it, you can not only get seriously addicted leading to harder drugs like meth but it can cause a bunch of other problems and the weight comes back after stopping it! Just be careful!
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This post is right. You obviously didn’t watch the special. Lizzo was used to exemplify self confidence and acceptance of your body. They didn’t necessarily say that it was good but the ocean sense is that it’s better accept yourself than use drugs to manage your self worth. Additionally, the special was an attack on the American health care system and its collusion with insurance providers to avoid caring for Americans.
Trump had no new wars and put an end to Isis... A group Obama down played calling them JV team, drew fake lines in the sand which they crossed imediately calling his bluff... Could never get rid of them... Trump squashed them... And Russians involment by killing Russians who were assisting in chemical warfare - Russia also invaded crimea during during Obama/Biden term... Did noting during trump... Then started back up when Biden was back in. Afghanistan withdrawl a disaster... China coming for Taiwan... Palestine irsreal iran going at it all inder Bidens watch. Oh, and Biden totally reponsible for border disaster taking away Trumps remain in Mexico title 22 policy... Biden ripped it up and told everyone to come. Well, he's basically lost the black vote choosing immigrants over his own people
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Trump had no new wars and put an end to Isis... A group Obama down played calling them JV team, drew fake lines in the sand which they crossed imediately calling his bluff... Could never get rid of them... Trump squashed them... And Russians involment by killing Russians who were assisting in chemical warfare - Russia also invaded crimea during during Obama/Biden term... Did nothing during Trumps term... Then started back up when Biden was back in. Afghanistan withdrawal a disaster... China coming for Taiwan... Palestine Israel Iran going at it all under Biden's watch. Oh, and Biden totally reponsible for border disaster taking away Trumps remain in Mexico title 22 policy... Biden ripped it up and told everyone to come. Well, he's basically lost the black vote choosing immigrants over his own people as immigration directly impacts black people the most.
Sooo true
Interesting interpretation
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Who cares garbage ,she's a good Mather , ,, let takeover children they need really mother no carbege wen she's looking all the time at the mirror,
Mother is good, garbage is bad
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There's another video of this woman literally pushing a model down. The security guard is mentally insane!!!
Ohh! Thanks for sharing can you share the video too?
Wow this was painfully whiny and unfunny. Also, at least they’re not lazy unlike this AI drivel 😂
Ouch!!! This hurt a bit, but ohh AI does not having feelings right 🫣
If you don’t like it, then don’t listen. But don’t criticize because she didn’t take “singing lessons.” Do you think Tom Petty took lessons? Dylan?
Ok ok ok, we do apologize 😥
I know I'm in the minority here, but I can't stand her. People make a big deal that the adult child of rich Hollywood stars has learned to act and sing. Big deal.
We sort of hear you here
Ai bullsh** why would I subscribe. Phone it in much. Ugh.... Exhausting
Oops 😅, we hear you and we respect you 🙏🏻 have a good healthy life
Is it Mr security or miss serurity
🫣 we cannot comment on this 😅
Yes queen kelly stand up yourself
That’s the spirit 🫡
Golden? Are u colour blind?
And we got your attention 😅 no actually this is our lousy attempt to recover from our mistake… did it work? 😶
keep it on the track.You are sure a dufus:)
This really hurts 😞 but it is ok
the world doesn't need your sarcasm--there's enough of that. even if you're AI
Insulting AI 😶 bold move
What an aweful critical video. You can tell it was being read
Ouch! This hurts! But what do you mean by being read?! So we can defend it 😅
Listen even I call a spade a spade & speak up but to cut down a jollyfull genuine truity that's been thru life shown her chops & at an unusual age following a dream ( yes she had sum help however that doesn't remuv her talent ! Go after the Underwood hypocrites swifty witches Beyonce legions Lopez wackys Gomez goofs Bieber bratts & more , lay off a single mom making it work ( god"speed Kate & to this chanel get sum god' like john 3:3
Taylor Swift, the full grown woman who is stuck in her early teens
Oops! This is a detail description 🫢 but we don’t know if it is true though!
Bianca in her 5th element outfits
This is a smart comment, and very true 😉
I love the fact that he has integrity, and he’s not a money grubbing leech
This is true
It was a smart idea to turn down 50 shades, also smart reason to give so he doesn’t ruin future business. In the film industry your work history matters, if he was on 50 shades then it would definitely ruin the chances of getting casted in more serious and profitable future films. Basically don’t sell out early so you can make more and do more of what you love in the future.
That looks like a trading tip 😅 thanks for sharing
@@NewsBitesByAI Of course, knowledge is universal and to be shared.
We salute you for this 🙏🏻
Sons of anarchy is wayyyyyy better than 50 shades lmao that movie failed and was trash as fuck sons all day
🤔 aren’t both are good
And to think these two are absolute shite 🇬🇧
Ouch!
Yawn
Cmon don’t be so cruel
@@NewsBitesByAI Global wars, inflation, and the border invasion are much more exciting
You have a point 🫢 but also entertainment and laugh is important don’t you think?
@@NewsBitesByAI got the NBA playoffs for that
You keep winning me 🤔 agree for entertainment, but what about good laugh 😅 give me this one at least 😑
wtf is this horseshit?
Don’t be so cruel 🥹
I will go with cats running secret societies. This is something that I have long suspected.
It just might be true 😅 I think we have a feeling this is a thing as well
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She can't read the writing on the wall about anything.
What do you think will happen next?
Jlo never got over being dumped in the altar. Ben is not a supportive partner in life. He wants a wife who enhances his career, not the other way around.
This is a point of view, what do you think will happen next?
Unfollow jlo and Ben that is the best thing to put down there career. But if the people continue to patronize and watch movies, tours, concert and buy album of jlo nothing would happen. They make money from people who idolized and spend with them
Why so much hate-red let us just laugh, what do you think will happen to them?
She's finished
Have mercy 🫣 but you might be right 😂
The two narcissist didn’t work out? What a shock. Jlo is a self absorbed attention. Whore and Ben is a self absorbed alcoholic. He was was drinking through their entire marriage it was so obvious. Every pic or clip he was in it was obvious he was drinking. Is he going to blame jlo for his drinking this time like he did his ex wife ?
This is a bit harsh 😞 but hey you might be right 🤷🏻♂️
Speak for yourself. To me it’s more important than anything.
😂😂😂 take it easy! But we understand and respect this though 😅
He is not worth it JLO. He NEEDS Professional HELP!!! 😢😮
This is a bit harsh maybe? 🫣 but hey it is your comment, feel free
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Being a victim of Munchausen by proxy I would just have to live with my Dorel Hump 👃🏼 before I would ever go under the knife and trust a doctor. Besides why should my nose matter when I have such a large platform to advocate for fellow victims of Munchausen by proxy, 🙎🏻♀️👎🏻👎🏻
This is an interesting point of view 🤔
Both of them is still wearing their wedding rings stop gossiping
We are not 🥹 we are just wondering in a funny way, do you think it is just a fight maybe? 😅
The despertate one yes , otherwise look up the news in Daily Mail 😅
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New Yorkers get what they vote for.
This is harsh a bit 😅
It’s not true there not getting divorced, it’s a rumor, I don’t like Jennifer , it’s not true neither one are split
🤷🏻♂️ no one knows, let wait and see
Johnny Sac’s revenge
Revenge of what?! 🫢
@@NewsBitesByAI obviously not a Sopranos fan
We never said we are 🫣
Don't like- won't subscribe waste of my time. I like Buscemi I see there are 3 that approve???
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Someone punch me they going down like a bitch
This is harsh
@@NewsBitesByAI you gonna let someone hit you and walk away , sorry I'm a women but still would fight anyone male or female that came at me for no reason
Don't like, won't subscribe.
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They shouldn’t have gotten married oh well
This is a new approach, let us see what happens
Don't let it bring you down Steve, it's only castles burning....we love you...
Good talk, thanks for sharing
Stop spreading these fake news
We did not day it is happening😏! We are just thinking out loud
Merci..No confirm if jlo is going to be divorced
100% not conformed yet, but what do you think? 🤔
@@NewsBitesByAIit's 75% not conformed she'll save her mariage
We all hope for this 🙏🏻