We Are Not Alive

We Are Not Alive

Formerly Diregentleman. The collection of creative goofballs known as WE ARE NOT ALIVE. Join Gus, Meg, Addison, Charlie, Jasper, and Henry as they discuss art, storytelling, and the weirdness of the internet.

Home of Troper Fails, Spongebob Boys, and more!

spongebob girl

spongebob girl

SPONGEBOB BOYS!!!!

SPONGEBOB BOYS!!!!

Youtube NEEDS Murder Drones

Youtube NEEDS Murder Drones

NIMONA - A Punk Masterpiece

NIMONA - A Punk Masterpiece

Skibidi Toilet is High Art

Skibidi Toilet is High Art

"Villain Protagonist"

"Villain Protagonist"

Spongebob Boys Are Funny

Spongebob Boys Are Funny

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  • @bluetorcher5544
    @bluetorcher5544Сағат бұрын

    A once in lifetime experience of Starfish sexwork, tragic love, war, and pickle mustard ice cream. All recorded for us to view eternally.

  • @Disdain7133
    @Disdain71337 сағат бұрын

    I see my recommended feed knows what I want. Congrats on 100k subs!

  • @silverwingwarlock3755
    @silverwingwarlock37558 сағат бұрын

    21:13

  • @mjstew4453
    @mjstew445312 сағат бұрын

    I used to say ruh roh but never for anything serious, only minor inconveniences.

  • @dizzylilthing
    @dizzylilthing15 сағат бұрын

    30:23 He's splorting his shorts

  • @dizzylilthing
    @dizzylilthing15 сағат бұрын

    My ratty little ears are so juiced up for this aural honey ham

  • @V1ndy
    @V1ndy18 сағат бұрын

    i’m probably not the first person to say this but they actually do reference mark being in fortnite! During the fight with Angstrom levy at one point Mark comes out of a portal holding a sniper from fortnite. Its a very blink and you’ll miss it moment but i think that’s part of why it works well it doesn’t take over the scene but if you notice it it’s a cool touch

  • @lancerguy3667
    @lancerguy366718 сағат бұрын

    I didn't realize how much my childhood love of Ernest had remained ingrained in my psyche until I heard you guys compare this movie to him, and got kneejerk defensive of a character I hadn't thought about once in the past twenty years. 🤣 Like, "don't do my boy Ernest like that! He's better than this."

  • @williammorahan4907
    @williammorahan490719 сағат бұрын

    666 likes………..at the time I write this comment.

  • @verbulent_flow6229
    @verbulent_flow622920 сағат бұрын

    Do not bully kids!

  • @robertmurray.7361
    @robertmurray.736123 сағат бұрын

    what if spongebob was called FREAKbob and nothing changes because it's already freaky.

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore363923 сағат бұрын

    About the cartoon comedy tropes thing, I definitely feel the "battle of the sexes" thing. Growing up, literally zero kids I knew genuinely cared about some "boys vs girls" thing, but there were so many cartoons that had at least one episode that tried to push that trope

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil2634Күн бұрын

    To be fair Peterson's all meat diet was the treatment for his daughter's medical condition.

  • @niikolettedraws
    @niikolettedrawsКүн бұрын

    inb4 we get koral boyz

  • @The-Evilinator
    @The-EvilinatorКүн бұрын

    THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH!!!

  • @felixstone3.14
    @felixstone3.14Күн бұрын

    Omg 666 likes! Proof that WANA are evil leftist satanists! One of thems mine but still

  • @jamestolbert1856
    @jamestolbert1856Күн бұрын

    I can’t believe this show is the one that started story related shows like Amphibia and The Owl House.

  • @andrewa.koerner8343
    @andrewa.koerner8343Күн бұрын

    "Then I saw the penis ghost" is "Obama chuckled. 'You mean the Chaos Emeralds?'" levels of perfect 2-sentence shitpost.

  • @The-Evilinator
    @The-EvilinatorКүн бұрын

    DO NOT BULLY CHILDREN!

  • @Sauron17011
    @Sauron17011Күн бұрын

    It's been a while since this video has been uploaded, but for anyone sorting by new, here's my criticism of these guys' criticism: 5:45 This seems to be the root of all problems. I find it very strange that you feel the strength of Helluva Boss is in the structure of IMP going into the human world and doing jobs there. In my and I feel the opinion of most people who watched the show, the pilot is by far the worst part up until season 2, and season 1 already used this structure only sparingly, and the episodes that did seem to generally be viewed as the worse ones. You yourself made your big positive video about the show after episode 2, which did not follow this structure. That isn't to say your point here is without merit, the inconsistency is arguably the show's greatest issue and I absolutely agree that Season 2 should have used this structure more. 11:30 Well, as Blitzo and Stolas' relationship changed, so did Stolas' relationship to the plot of the show. To be crystal clear, that we as viewers are meant to become invested into not just the transactional, but also the personal relationship of these two characters is the whole point, and wanting Stolas' character to be more about how and why IMP can access the grimoire is conservative-level media literacy. 15:40 It is pretty telling that all plot-thread examples you have mentioned have come back by the mid-point of season 2. Once again I will mention when I believe your critique is apt, there are character moments that feel like they should have more, or at least less subtle impact than they do. The acid trip reconciliation being a big one. 19:32 Another big issue I feel you guys genuinely seem to not understand the show. Episode 2's change in relationship between Stolas and Octavia was a milestone in their relationship in the way that Stolas beforehand neglected his daughters emotions and infantilized her. This does not fix the problems in their relationship, and the fact you believe it should is baffling to me. 21:37 If truth-seekers had set up things that were only planned to be relevant in season 2, you would've complained about it as dangling plot-threads. Moxie's truth-seekers hallucination was about his relationship with Blitzo, while Blitzos was mostly his failed relationships. This is not an issue. It can be explained both structuarlly as it his backstory won't be relevant soon as well as textually, as Moxie is a less troubled person as Blitzo. He has issues, but he is in a better place than Blitzo is, so his visions are about his currently most troubling relationship. 23:50 Agreed on Luna's backstory. It is weak. 26:10 Agreed that Chaz is weak, disagree that he had potential. 28:15 These questions are entirely unnecessary to be answered. They're same as asking why Millie's parents are southern-style farmers. There's decently organized society, there is crime, there can be organized crime taking the form of a mafia. 36:50 It is possible I am misunderstanding, but if you are arguing what I think, not all abuse is subltle and manipulative. The show is not saying every abuser as like it, and problematizing it is very silly. 41:40 This almost disqualifies everything you've said. Because Stolas does not want to MURDER THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD. I find it hard to take you serious after this point. I feel silly having typed this up now.

  • @loganplaysguitar0126
    @loganplaysguitar0126Күн бұрын

    12:38 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE I SAW THIS

  • @flabberghastio
    @flabberghastioКүн бұрын

    this episode was really quiet for some reason

  • @beepboop9712
    @beepboop9712Күн бұрын

    Christmas shopping at the mall was great. But then my dead family, infected with anal bugs attacked.

  • @sunbeam9579
    @sunbeam9579Күн бұрын

    Now right a story based on these rules

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176Күн бұрын

    1:31

  • @the_cosine4353
    @the_cosine4353Күн бұрын

    31:00 VORE

  • @alephnaut_yt2442
    @alephnaut_yt2442Күн бұрын

    I just want to say, I am a long time follower of this channel and I love this show. I just finished all of Less is Morgue and it is funny. I do have a question: what does Gus have against star wars?

  • @user-bm9fx8um8y
    @user-bm9fx8um8yКүн бұрын

    #Vdidnothingwrong Because i have watched it till the end 😋

  • @BluePhoenixAlex
    @BluePhoenixAlexКүн бұрын

    I love the part where Patrick tops his own father

  • @giannamation
    @giannamationКүн бұрын

    “That one summer it was magical, by the lake, IN TRANSYLVANIAAA” I replayed that part so many times and I die every time, it’s so good.

  • @jolynejoestar2106
    @jolynejoestar2106Күн бұрын

    If rape survivors can never be villains then I suppose Griffith is innocent?? like

  • @RURK_
    @RURK_Күн бұрын

    SpongeBob Media Kids is honestly one of my favorite KZread series now. Crazy summaries are so fun to listen to

  • @lemonlordminecraft
    @lemonlordminecraftКүн бұрын

    I have no idea how these episodes even break 1K views but I'm so happy you guys do them

  • @felixstone3.14
    @felixstone3.14Күн бұрын

    Megs aussie accent is so noticeable in this video. represent

  • @SmilingJack100
    @SmilingJack1002 күн бұрын

    There's a lot of stuff that's bad here, but none of it was half as bad as that "Ice cream" also, please have meg and addison back on more often!

  • @Souplord1
    @Souplord12 күн бұрын

    I love slaughter-house five!

  • @mjstew4453
    @mjstew44532 күн бұрын

    This has been a monumentally historic month for our boys(and girl)!

  • @totallyhumanproductions1349
    @totallyhumanproductions13492 күн бұрын

    SpongeBob’s Bad Habit, written by Yoshikage Kira

  • @ayaanshah2417
    @ayaanshah24172 күн бұрын

    How much longer until Koral Boyz

  • @Grenadreams
    @Grenadreams2 күн бұрын

    4:50 Fun fact, this was a plot point in the second season of the green eggs and ham animated series made for Netflix.

  • @Solbrave00
    @Solbrave002 күн бұрын

    It ain't any better now thats for sure

  • @SquidSystem
    @SquidSystem2 күн бұрын

    Okay, but I think it would be really funny if your random SpongeBob selection mixed in Patrick Star Show episodes, so the experience of SpongeBob Boys becomes an even more Russian Roulette like experience

  • @chaisomni
    @chaisomni2 күн бұрын

    I WANT TO GET OFF SLAPPY LAZLOS WILD RIDE!!!!!!!!

  • @devsolovey
    @devsolovey2 күн бұрын

    Very much enjoying listening to this while driving. My favorite quote has to be "And Patrick was like 'use the left two lanes to merge onto the I-10 West'"

  • @gaylawallis2038
    @gaylawallis20382 күн бұрын

    can't believe Mr. Krabs canonically committed genocide.

  • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
    @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx38692 күн бұрын

    Kamp koral boys next

  • @pixelfirehd7097
    @pixelfirehd70972 күн бұрын

    This is the first SpongeBob boys related video I haven’t been able to watch/listen to all the way through. It’s just on such a different level that my brain overloads and I have to shut it off.

  • @organicsatanic
    @organicsatanic2 күн бұрын

    normally I have to listen to a podcast for an hour before the podcast madness sets in, but with patrick boys I get it in the first 20 minutes!