It is late afternoon, the setting sun casts a warm glow across the Emirati desert. An Evil Alpha Gamer who tells other players what to do while playing a Cooperative (EAGWTOPWTDWPAC) stands atop a Santorini base and reads an official decree regarding the timing structure of a turn from page 32 of the Netrunner Core Rules manual. Below him are a line of Beta Gamers who are currently tied by the hand and feet by chains, presumably for failing to listen to the Evil Alpha Gamer’s advice to discard the Istanbul card so they could obviously get to Cairo in time to remove one of the three disease cubes sitting in Cairo, because there’s a 87% chance of it being drawn in the next infection phase, DUH!

Evil Alpha Gamer: The Penalty of Analysis Paralysis, the horrific curse that shall afflict all the other people you play with for the rest of your games, will be set aside on the single condition that you identify the single KZread CHANNEL, liked or disliked, by the name of Yakhi, Play!

TBC!