Doug Mellard Comedy

Doug Mellard Comedy

Home of Doug Mellard's standup comedy.

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  • @professormancaptain4210
    @professormancaptain42103 ай бұрын

    Inadvertent rhyme

  • @jmcd9255
    @jmcd92553 ай бұрын

    This is what's wrong with the world: people laughing at stuff that's not funny..

  • @Mr.ScaredyCat
    @Mr.ScaredyCat3 ай бұрын

    I don’t get it

  • @JJHemingway421
    @JJHemingway4213 ай бұрын

    100% zerbert man here. I’ll fight anyone who calls it a raspberry. Hahaha

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh3 ай бұрын

    Totally agree

  • @SomethingRather67
    @SomethingRather673 ай бұрын

    Honestly never even heard of “Zerbert” till just now

  • @mattsheezy5469
    @mattsheezy54693 ай бұрын

    If you turned your back to the audience, squatted, & stared making grunting, & farting noises, it would be a thousand times funnier than this joke. I thought about being the doo doo comic where all I talk about is taking a crap (which is inherently funny), you can take my idea if you want, I’m never going to actually do it 👍

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh3 ай бұрын

    With how clever you are I’m surprised you don’t do standup

  • @madmouthmarv5098
    @madmouthmarv50983 ай бұрын

    Hey, everyone, ten years sober. Super proud of that, but it’s worth breaking that streak if I can forget this joke.

  • @TitenSxull
    @TitenSxull5 ай бұрын

    I really thought that was going in a different direction. Because where did generational wealth used to come from? From being a slave holder, an oil baron, a steel tycoon, owning a textile mill where people only died some of the time. Like maybe someone's parents owned an emerald mine. Instead it was a cheap shot at gen z. And idk to me as a millennial heading rapidly toward 40, it just seems like the weakest 'old man yells at cloud' 'kids today' joke imaginable to make fun of people making a living through content creation in a youtube short of your comedy special.

  • @seba.4926
    @seba.49265 ай бұрын

    its not that deep lol

  • @drewhempwood2113
    @drewhempwood21135 ай бұрын

    Funny but dosnt have a point lol. I wish that this is smething the world will just "get over..." its not.. and they wll know what that is bc social media and the inernet etc is growing n ecompassing more... it shows no signs of slowing and theres more influencers and less common man jobs by the day instead. Js.

  • @borjinator
    @borjinator5 ай бұрын

    Very funny lol

  • @borjinator
    @borjinator5 ай бұрын

    Very funny lol

  • @DippySkates
    @DippySkates5 ай бұрын

    Not very funny but has a point

  • @jordanmc9015
    @jordanmc90155 ай бұрын

    LOL.. good one

  • @asmrzarr
    @asmrzarr5 ай бұрын

    Should’ve gotten more laughs tbh

  • @nickbeef4824
    @nickbeef48246 ай бұрын

    Not really funny.

  • @user-fv4yk2hh6t
    @user-fv4yk2hh6t6 ай бұрын

    Sadly this isn’t funny and he has no talent…….but he thinks he’s really clever.

  • @lebazardesjeux2051
    @lebazardesjeux20516 ай бұрын

    It was funny

  • @johnnypheis8379
    @johnnypheis83796 ай бұрын

    I'll never call them anything else from now on. Good game.

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh6 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Chicken_Wing91
    @Chicken_Wing919 ай бұрын

    😂😂 he was born 75 years old that’s like the name Ethel the female version.

  • @cnmove
    @cnmove10 ай бұрын

    You gotta pick your audience man they didn’t seem to like it a whole lot might’ve been due to the joke being tied to religion and life after death not too sure. But don’t get me wrong that joke wasn’t close to being bad, it would’ve had me and everyone I know rolling around on the floor holding out belly’s laughing too hard. The same way I wouldn’t tell yo mama joke at the dinner table😂

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh10 ай бұрын

    Thanks. My grandmother was in the audience and she LOVED that joke so I did it for her even though I knew not to. Was so glad I did because she died the next day. So wild. But got that laugh in!

  • @dylen3553
    @dylen355310 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@DougMellardComedy-bp3zhSorry for your loss brother. Glad you got to make another lifelong lasting memory before she went to heaven ❤

  • @JasonWeakley
    @JasonWeakley10 ай бұрын

    That's funny af😂

  • @manaman6559
    @manaman655911 ай бұрын

    This ain’t it

  • @razor4155
    @razor415511 ай бұрын

    Unless your Dr. House

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh11 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @ebryan7578
    @ebryan757811 ай бұрын

    *Promosm* 💋

  • @davidstothers8395
    @davidstothers839511 ай бұрын

    Figures.. Alpha advice from a swifty, is to just produce a pile of shit, infront of a crowd of people.. 😅

  • @gastonglock1k
    @gastonglock1k11 ай бұрын

    hahahahahah so funny 😐

  • @privateprivate1865
    @privateprivate186511 ай бұрын

    Thats actually funny imo

  • @davidbucci7712
    @davidbucci771211 ай бұрын

    When's the funny part coming

  • @lilya1799
    @lilya179911 ай бұрын

    My band teacher was born and raised in Arkansas, and his favorite thing for us to listen to in our free time was Mongolian heavy metal. Love that shit.😂

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh11 ай бұрын

    Hahahaha no way!

  • @Mal-ir6xe
    @Mal-ir6xe11 ай бұрын

    Nice

  • @marandagarner5218
    @marandagarner521811 ай бұрын

    Lets be honest.. unless we are perfect at the very beginning it will end like this xDD

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh11 ай бұрын

    Hahahaha absolutely

  • @maryblushes7189
    @maryblushes718911 ай бұрын

    Crochete is easier and, yes, it is relaxing... once you teach your hands what to do 😂😅😂

  • @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh
    @DougMellardComedy-bp3zh11 ай бұрын

    I’ll pass it along! Maybe it won’t make her swear as much 😂

  • @maryblushes7189
    @maryblushes718911 ай бұрын

    @@DougMellardComedy-bp3zh just making little slip knots. One loop through the next. 😘