Consumer Time Capsule

Consumer Time Capsule

This channel is a celebration of consumer goods. Here's what to expect:

- Food/drink reviews - A breakdown of what's new at grocery stores. Unlike other reviewers, our primary goal is to provide historical context for current products and assign each a "Gimmick Grade," evaluating their concept. Taste is also scored and when we cover multiple products/flavors at once, we rank them in a "Capsule Countdown." To date, we've covered nearly 2,000 items.

- 80s/90s commercials - An archive of over 800 hand-picked ads, each with its own thorough description. Presented with no watermarks or lead-in/lead-out screens, so sit back and enjoy without unpleasant distractions.

- Full-Length VHS Tapes & Features - Obscure recordings that range from employee training videos to strange product promotions to whatever else fits. These include the Crystal Pepsi employee training video and the "Milkcap Krazy" video about pogs.

Comment often and we might send a Christmas card to your house! Seriously.

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  • @joes.4149
    @joes.41493 сағат бұрын

    I got into the filet o fish by having the fish filet deluxe.

  • @user-ws3hx2qn1f
    @user-ws3hx2qn1f4 сағат бұрын

    I come through the window.

  • @jameshubisz
    @jameshubisz6 сағат бұрын

    My wife had never heard of this... Everytime she says we're having tonight, i say wow i haven't seen that stuff in years

  • @YugaRider
    @YugaRiderКүн бұрын

    MY PRESIDENT

  • @robp.7769
    @robp.7769Күн бұрын

    This garbage comes in 3 liter bottles for $20 now.

  • @Ironsja11
    @Ironsja112 күн бұрын

    We killed a lot of party balls back in the day. I still have a Bud ball tap out in my garage from back then! 😀

  • @KK-eg3em
    @KK-eg3em2 күн бұрын

    This is like sitting through an employee town hall.

  • @T_M___
    @T_M___2 күн бұрын

    $2.78 for a filet of fish, sm coke & fries?!? 😭

  • @user-so3mv7ie1d
    @user-so3mv7ie1d3 күн бұрын

    First time I heard of ring of fire when I was 13 yrs old with this commercials during Monday night wrestling

  • @lesliediaz9769
    @lesliediaz97693 күн бұрын

    Am I the only person that notices that this cashier guy might have been Gus from breaking bad in his teenage years ?.....works at restaurant and owns a restaurant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGuardOfMagog
    @TheGuardOfMagog3 күн бұрын

    $3.19 for a Filet O Fish ... Large fry and small coke? Dayum! Large fries alone now are $3.99! McDonald's sucks!

  • @bobbyohalterego4102
    @bobbyohalterego41023 күн бұрын

    OMG the memories that bring back

  • @Boojkill
    @Boojkill3 күн бұрын

    Love how the call for Rodney is the tap of the right arm and the tug around the collar.

  • @judz129
    @judz1293 күн бұрын

    They don't make them the same anymore. 😢

  • @johnbehneman1546
    @johnbehneman15464 күн бұрын

    THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  • @joeylawn36111
    @joeylawn361114 күн бұрын

    Letting the Girl take the at-bat instead of Bob Uecker - 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angrybeaver4995
    @angrybeaver49954 күн бұрын

    Brilliant. 😭🤭👏🏻

  • @julienielsen4462
    @julienielsen44624 күн бұрын

    It’s better to just smile and let the customer speak first. Imagine saying a big intro the customer is hungry doesn’t want to hear a huge speech.

  • @johntenorio5074
    @johntenorio50745 күн бұрын

    He was ready to go lmao his face looked like he was about to say f*** your Filet-O-Fish let's go

  • @mrandrossguy9871
    @mrandrossguy98715 күн бұрын

    Are these seriously not made anymore !? I loved the Caps as they looked cool like spaceships amd we’re Actually Easy to open.. Also Sqeeze it 😏

  • @user-dm6qs2oc5v
    @user-dm6qs2oc5v5 күн бұрын

    Woman Crowd Surfing She Left Her Up Crowd Surfing Tell Woman Crowd Surfing James Bond 007 She Loves Crowd Surfing Woman Crowd Surfing Concert Tonight She Loves Play Her Baby Rock Concert Tonight Talent Show Woman Crowd Surfing Come Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Love

  • @UltraCollagenBooster
    @UltraCollagenBooster5 күн бұрын

    If only I can go to the arcade to play Double Dragon at my local mall after watching this... 👍

  • @user-fp7ee2mk3c
    @user-fp7ee2mk3c5 күн бұрын

    I just turned into the salsa aisle and someone broke a jar of salsa and it's a mess.

  • @dontu_knoware
    @dontu_knoware5 күн бұрын

    Donald dump probably ate all of that pizza

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry83985 күн бұрын

    4:14 "What the fuck is this man wearing?"

  • @splabbity
    @splabbity5 күн бұрын

    Just here to see if my memory is correct. My first memory of this song was in a Sunkist commercial.

  • @elizabethmarinas2475
    @elizabethmarinas24755 күн бұрын

    This is my favorite commercial of all time especially with Heidi Lucas in it she is so beautiful and very talented

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz30705 күн бұрын

    0:20 the eye acting is off the charts

  • @bigbitehood1353
    @bigbitehood13536 күн бұрын

    Thats the smooth sultry voice of Unicron

  • @deniseatkinson8691
    @deniseatkinson86916 күн бұрын

    I think this is the greatest commercial of all time, with the Mayhem Teenage Girl a distant second.

  • @MrChuckGrape
    @MrChuckGrape6 күн бұрын

    Don't let this man drive!

  • @k.c.r.5974
    @k.c.r.59746 күн бұрын

    I thought crystal Pepsi was going to taste just like Pepsi and I would be like "Wow my taste buds cant believe my eyes omg" and take another sip "wow how is this possible!?!" BOY was I disappointed!!!! Tasted nothing like Pepsi or any cola for that matter!

  • @ThaMightyWon
    @ThaMightyWon6 күн бұрын

    Childhood... a much simpler time. Where premium tacos were $.99 the trusty beef was $.59, and those were the only love triangles you had to worry about.

  • @lonerlady
    @lonerlady6 күн бұрын

    Lol I haven't seen this in years

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname49056 күн бұрын

    That's why he named his daughter ivanka

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes426 күн бұрын

    Have you ever seen the film Butterfly (1982)? It made me drink wine before its time. Screw you, Paul Masson!

  • @wolfpackgaming99
    @wolfpackgaming996 күн бұрын

    From the makers of kansur

  • @MoisePicard-ef8fr
    @MoisePicard-ef8fr7 күн бұрын

    The little girl when she made the scream face. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @billdolan847
    @billdolan8477 күн бұрын

    This commercial actually came out in 1990.

  • @VoltronLion
    @VoltronLion8 күн бұрын

    The short stack 🥞 had a skillet helicopter 😂

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY8 күн бұрын

    He was so freaking funny in this series of ads 🤣💕👍 I still remember all these years later

  • @EatinMonstersSince87
    @EatinMonstersSince878 күн бұрын

    I miss finger snowboards!

  • @georgeschlaline6057
    @georgeschlaline60579 күн бұрын

    I don't know about pie But I smell pee

  • @XYtrumpsXX
    @XYtrumpsXX9 күн бұрын

    An actual black woman, without cartoon lashes, a silly drag qu. een wig, a bunch of tattoos, and long claw fake nails...

  • @edwardcarter3995
    @edwardcarter39959 күн бұрын

    this was the nest flavor they NEED to bring it back

  • @spectrum10
    @spectrum109 күн бұрын

    I remember that this particular advertising campaign was also used on billboards in urban areas back in '90.

  • @skat9127
    @skat912710 күн бұрын

    Need to put this video in a 90s time capsule

  • @danielscott5673
    @danielscott567310 күн бұрын

    to quote NC: A dumb ad with a dumb setup and a dumb punchline leaves only one conclusion: this is pretty dumb.

  • @IvanVelezVlogs
    @IvanVelezVlogs10 күн бұрын

    17:33 Can someone help me with this? I dont want KZread to charge me 😨

  • @KF_164
    @KF_16411 күн бұрын

    Never eat the mascot ever Because the police will be contacted to your location