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"Yes maam I'm very married" that made me chuckle As a nurse I've used something similar "No sir, I'm EXTREMELY married."
Or they tell you nothing about their medical history and make you look like a moron to the hospital staff.
I got the reverse. I take no medication and don't give me anything with Ibuprofen 😂
I keep my list short, caffeine nicotine n pot lol 😅😂
Yeah me to, coffee, heroin and crystal meth
LOL
First
Nobody cares. You brought nothing to the table and already are at the bottem of the list. Prolly kinda like your life... you seeing a trend?
Drink three shots of vodka asap
Solid idea
Is... is crawling not an option? Also y'all need some cleats or something smh lol
😂
Wait, so no Oreos?
im so sorry, this was me when I OD'd on tripple C's
What are triple c?
You should just ask is it mdma or a psychedelic
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Becky is serious about the HOA Halloween home decorating competition. She's coming for you Paul.
Your funny - 👴🏼
Haha that's funny.
That's about right.
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"Yes maam I'm very married" that made me chuckle As a nurse I've used something similar "No sir, I'm EXTREMELY married."
Or they tell you nothing about their medical history and make you look like a moron to the hospital staff.
I got the reverse. I take no medication and don't give me anything with Ibuprofen 😂
I keep my list short, caffeine nicotine n pot lol 😅😂
Yeah me to, coffee, heroin and crystal meth
LOL
First
Nobody cares. You brought nothing to the table and already are at the bottem of the list. Prolly kinda like your life... you seeing a trend?
Drink three shots of vodka asap
Solid idea
Is... is crawling not an option? Also y'all need some cleats or something smh lol
😂
Wait, so no Oreos?
im so sorry, this was me when I OD'd on tripple C's
What are triple c?
You should just ask is it mdma or a psychedelic
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤥🫠🤣❤😊😗😚☺️😙😙🙃☺️😙🙂☺️🤫🫡🤗🤑😜🤑😝🤗🤫😬😒🫥🙄🙂↔️🙂↕️😶🌫️🤨😙🤗🫡🤗🤨🤨🤫🤑😚🥰😇😍🥰😇😍🤣😍👇🤜✍️💅🤳🤳💪🦾🦾🦿🙏🤝🤲👐🫶🙌👏🤜👇☝️🫵👍👎✊️👊🤛🖕👆👉👈🤙🤘🤟🤟🫰🫴🫷🫸👌👌🤌🤏✌️🤞🫳🫲🫱🖖✋️🖐🤚🤚👋👂🦻👃🧠🫀🫁🦷🦴👀👁👅👄🫦👶🧒👦👦👨🦰👨🦰👨🦰🧔🧔♀️👨👨👱👧🧑👨🦱👨🦳👨🦲👩👩🦰🧑🦰👩🦱🧑🦱👩🦳🧑🦳👩🦲🧑🦲👱♂️👱♀️👴👵🙅♂️🙎🙎♀️🙎♂️🙍🙍♀️🙍♂️🧓🙅♀️🙅🙆♂️🙆♀️🙆💁♂️💁♀️💁🙋♂️🙋♀️🧏♂️🧏♂️🧏♀️🧏♀️🧏🙇♀️🙇♀️🤷🤷♀️🤷♂️🤦♀️🤦♂️🙇🙇👩⚕️🧑⚕️👨🎓👩🎓👨🏫🧑🏫🧑🏫👨⚖️👩⚖️👨🌾🧑🌾👩🍳👨💼🧑💻👩✈️👰♀️👰👰🫃🫃🫄🤱👨🍼👩🍼🦸🦸🧚♂️🧙🧙♀️🦹♀️🦹🧑🎄🧙🧚♂️🧚♀️🐺🐴🦌🐯🐒🦄🦌🐅🍒🍓🥥🥑🥥🍋🟩🍋🟩🍒🫘🥑🥯🫚🥒🏤🏣🏙🚃🛝🚄🏙🚄🌃🛕🎖🥉🎟🎏🎟🎫🎫⚽️🎆🎾🎎🥋🎽🥋🎽🥊🎽🥏🥏🎾🥏🏉🎖🥎🏈🏏🎽🎳🎿🎫🥉🥈⚽️🥈⚽️🥉🥇🥉🥇🥏⚽️🥎
😂
Becky is serious about the HOA Halloween home decorating competition. She's coming for you Paul.
Your funny - 👴🏼
Haha that's funny.
That's about right.