Ight Imma go start Malkavian run now.

@warmwater8498

Жыл бұрын

Average Malkavian run starter

@weegod80

Жыл бұрын

Only way to run is Malkavian. Best. Game. Ever. Hoping Masquerade 2 will come some day.

@dessavio

Жыл бұрын

My shadow darkens other places.

@dessavio

Жыл бұрын

@Zant One Whoops. It's been a while since I've played Malkavian. Also: "My mind is already gone, my body follows."

@Tonba1

Жыл бұрын

Whats the song that plays in the background

Zoolander is definitely a Toreador.

@Mariodash23

Жыл бұрын

Even if he was, he'd probably still mispronounce it lol

@TheArklyte

Жыл бұрын

Or rather an old Malkavian, who believes himself to be a young -Gangr...- Toreador. Yep, that's a reference;)

@Afdog

Жыл бұрын

@@Mariodash23 I bet if he was said he’s toreador now - he would instantly run in search for a bull to fight

@Scweetoof

Жыл бұрын

Canon

@SirDankleberry

Жыл бұрын

I dunno I'm getting some Malky vibes from him.

I love how all the Zoolander outfits perfectly fit into the games aesthetic lol

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Zoolander can't see himself in the Mirror but he sure does know how to make a Face

@Brendissimo1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly this game is so very 1999, even though it came out in 2003.

@NobuxD

Жыл бұрын

That red outfit in the club would have had ALL the goth girls... And guys.... Mostly guys.

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

@@Brendissimo1 Hansel is so hot right now -Vampire Mugatu.

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

@@NobuxD nah its the faces Zoolander makes names like Aqua Sanguis, Blood Steel, Garlic

I love how it just ends with Fat Larry's intro. Like no other joke related to Zoolander, just Fat Larry.

@solfrizzy988

Жыл бұрын

We stan for Fat Larry

@Tehstampede

Жыл бұрын

F.A.T. Larry is the GOAT

@CheeseOfMasters

Жыл бұрын

fat larry steals the show like always

@n.henzler50

Жыл бұрын

Nothing but respect for Phil LaMarr. He had to voice every black guy in that game and made them all sound distinct.

@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180

Жыл бұрын

Fat Larry is awesome, and would have fit perfectly among the rest of Zoolander's wacky cast

Derek's never sired, he just fits into their world of drama too well for anyone to notice their mistake

@rageofheaven

Жыл бұрын

That....makes perfect sense.

@noarc

Жыл бұрын

May I suggest....the REAL resident of the ankaran sarcophagus.

@lydiajevera4250

6 ай бұрын

Zoolander is really cain, he's just having a laugh at everyone's expense.

Fine, I'LL DO ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH I GUESS

@DeSnek

Жыл бұрын

DO A NOSFERATU ONE THIS TIME

@jamescawl6904

Жыл бұрын

​@@DeSnek why would i play how i live my life already?

@Elgar337

Жыл бұрын

@@DeSnek While listening to Rat Salad by Sabbath

@crim1188

Жыл бұрын

The curse of Bloodlines compels you

@DJchilcott

Жыл бұрын

@@DeSnek Now I'm picturing Zoolander saying, "Did you ever think there might be more to life than being ridiculously good looking!?" and a Nosferatu overhears him and says. "You're right! Let me show you!"

Ben Stiller is the real vampire among us

@carnagewholaughs1651

Жыл бұрын

Dafuq? 📮

@DeSnek

Жыл бұрын

Amogus

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

Him Tommy Wiseau, Nicolas cage and maybe Keanu Reeves.

@ahab1976

Жыл бұрын

Sussus vampirus

@succulentcranberry

Жыл бұрын

SUS

Toreadors, am I right?

@DeSnek

Жыл бұрын

Vampire Sl*ts ftw

@Therian13

Жыл бұрын

@Ksenia Richter Malkador. :P

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

His face Powers now makes a lot of sense but now with a name change is appropriate, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade, Grave Stone Faces are some of the apt Names

"You'll have to help me remove a particularly burdensome spirit from a property I'm looking to invest in." "........ Fine" Me every time its time to do that mission again. Well done.

@TheLurker1647

Жыл бұрын

First time you do that mission it is absolutely terrifying because you don't know what you're walking into. You're new and you don't know the rules.

@exu7325

Жыл бұрын

Ocean House is a walk in the park compared to the godforsaken Hollywood sewer.

@TheLurker1647

Жыл бұрын

@@exu7325 I only ever played that section once, but I remember it pretty fondly. I really need to play it again.

@adynat0n

Жыл бұрын

@@exu7325 Nightmares. God bless the shortcut from the unofficial patch.

@Watchmanskey

Жыл бұрын

@@exu7325 I remember going in the sewers on my first playthrough as a Ventrue. Spent all my damn bloodbags on Andrei. T'was a nightmare

Derek Zoolander was made for VTMB, dear lord i love this

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

He will make Hypnotic Spells using just his face, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade (don't tell him its the same face though)

Man the animations and voice acting in this game still hold up

@exu7325

Жыл бұрын

Voice acting, maybe. Animations, I don't think so.

@JWalters388

Жыл бұрын

Better than Bethesda's animation, that's for sure.

@JnEricsonx

Жыл бұрын

@@TapiKoks Given I'm met the Voermans, Fat Larry, Smiling Jack, and the Tzmicze boss... :)

@LuuShaluna

Жыл бұрын

@@exu7325 absolutely nothing wrong with the animations

@TimothyGod

Жыл бұрын

@@LuuShaluna nothing wrong, but definitely dated, tf?

Toreador, Obsession: Self.

The look of utter confusion on Derek's face when he turns around and sees Millicent standing there is my favorite part.

@DeSnek

Жыл бұрын

I'd like to think I've achieved some subtleness in that foreshadowing/realization scene and didn't give it away for someone who hasn't played lol

@vertigowl

Жыл бұрын

​@@DeSnek i mean I havent played it, only got into WoD a few months ago. But I feel like the twist is obvious given the harley inspiration being worn on the sleeve

@felipevega484

9 ай бұрын

@@vertigowl Her desing is older than Harley's modern desing.

@vertigowl

9 ай бұрын

@@felipevega484 yes, but the silhouette, the hair color, the style, the job, it all kinda lines up decently

Average Toreador playthrough.

Willing to bet this all came to be after noticing how Zoolander's walk uncannily resembles the strutty walk animation of almost every model in VTMB Well spotted and well played indeed

Bro just uploaded footage of his toreador playthrough and thought we wouldnt notice

Ben Stiller in VTMB, this is amazing lmao

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

The Bloodline of Cain, Able and Steve

@rogerlynch5279

2 ай бұрын

I love this clip of one of my all time favorite games ::)

Bertram Tung: "Look who finally made it! Thought you'd never find me, huh?" Zoolander: "PUT A CORK IN IT, BILLY ZANE!"

He is literally a Vampire: The Masquerade character

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Yeah had Zoolander spofed Modern Vampire Fiction instead it would still have been a hit TBH, Dumb Vampire Model Killer is just such a Hilarious idea in concept Ben Stiller can probably pull it off.

This is...everything I never knew I needed. My thanks, friend.

I knew he was a Toreador! Wait, nah he's Malkav with just "better" clothes.

Both Derek Zoolander and Hansel are pure Toreadors. Mugatu of course is a Ventrue.

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Vampire Mugatu: My Blood God, Blue Steel, La Magra, its the Same Face, I feel like I am taking Crazy pills.

Merit: looking fantastic Flaw: unable to turn left

he's definitely a Toreador lol

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Aqua Sanguis

This is genuinely hilarious. Perfect mix man.

I love how he walks EXACTLY how you do in the game!!! Please someone make him watch this! 10 times at least.

Your average Toreador playthrough

The Toreador play through. 🌹

I love how well his expressions fit into the game's 2004 facial animations.

Good Toreador skin

seamlessly fits into all these scenes with no effort. like he belongs in the game.

they say perfection doesnt exsist, well this right here proves that whomever came up with that quote, is lying

Derek Zoolander is a Toreador, Ventrue, and a Malk all at the same time

@SteveAkaDarktimes

2 ай бұрын

Nobody at the Camerilla is actually sure what Clan sired him, and all agree that they probably don't want to actually know for sure.

bruh, he fits just perfectly in this game

We need more bloodlines vids!!!🤩

Fat Larry is still one of my top 5 Shopkeepers in any game next to Merchant (RE4) and Cadence (Gungeon).

@phyrr2

Жыл бұрын

Phil LaMarr is one of the best!

Fucking hell he fits right in doesn't he?

this is the content you were sired for

I was a different person before watching this, now I am evolved. Thank you.

He Fits so perfect in this world lol

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

To be fair if you change a few aspect of Zoolander you can turn it to a spoff of Modern Vampire fiction.

This edit is literal perfection thank you so much for making this

Ah, the Toreador run.

In terms of fashion he fits in perfectly

What a great video on an incredible RPG, this game will always have a special place in my heart.

I like how it just ends with Fat Larry just being himself without a reaction from Zoolander to make it more silly or ironic, because Fat Larry is just hilarious and awesome in his own right.

The perfect Toreador

That game had sick music

nice video he fits in so well. damn now im gonna play this game again

dude, your channel is awesome lmao

I didn't know I needed this but thank you... A true masterpiece arrived

I can imagine him joining the sabath because the tizmize knows how to dress up

Nice. Need more Bloodlines memes

Why was this so perfect

Truly a work of art for the ages. This will surely net you a place for embrace in clan Toreador

Didn't know I needed this.

This is pure gold wtf

My God, THIS IS GENIOUS!

A crossover of my favourite cinema and vidya, thank you good sir

Someone ask Ben Stiller and the Guys that made what we do in the Shadows to make Zoolander The Masquerade

did not expect such a video would exist but it made me laugh. love how it just ends with fat larry for no apparent reason

Thank you for this

I didn't know I needed this...but I did.

I didn’t know I needed this in my life.

feels like playing Malkavian playthrough, thank you

that's a masterpiece.

...new character paper on my list, amazing!!!

He walks like a Toreador.

aka doing a toreador run.

The game needs a remaster. Made by the original team!!

2 WEEKS AGO??? OMG XD this is great!

0:44 it's exactly the way they walking)

I haven't watched Zoolander and have never played this game, but this is amazing

@youssefblehcen4157

Жыл бұрын

you should do both

@hibarikyoya854

Жыл бұрын

I envy you. Because you get to experience both for the first time

This video is perfect in so many ways. Holy shit now I must reinstall this game

The epitomy of the "never know hoe much i needed it until i saw it"

This is wonderful.

I need to hurry up and get a working laptop to play this game, I use to watch play throughs as a kid so it’s very nostalgic seeing this in my recommendations

oh no! guess i'll play the entire game again.

This is awesome XD Wish Masquerade is was coming out. Preferably with the main directors.

this is really fkn cool

какой талантливый актер

an old game that i still play just because of fucking perfect writing, atmosphere and world building

This is the greatest thing ever.

Oh my lawd where have you been all my life?!! This is the best crossover I've seen, or I'll ever see in my life. Hope you grow on youtube fast, I loved this! And I need moar!

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Its hilarious because it fits both Zoolander and Modern Vampire fiction, Zoolander is a parody of the Spy Genra often casted with Good looking actors with outlandish gadgets which Zoolander was making fun of while Modern Vampire fiction is very similar the only difference is that the Hot Models are now Undead and the Gadgets are supernatural powers. P.S I am willing to be if you just change certain elements and scenes of Zoolander and the main plot remains it would have fit the Modern Vampire Genra with all the Dumb and Narcissistic Models just becoming imortal Vampires.

Ah, VTMB. Whenever someone brings it up, we all have to re-install.

Okay but why does it work so well -

Now I want to watch Zoolander and finish my VTMB run

Oh no, the great VTM:B revival is upon us

I love fat Larry

Incredible video...THANK YOU KZread ALGORITHM! 🙂

I liked the video before I even watched it bc I knew it was going to be perfect...part 2? 👀

amazing, do the same, just like for the full game and all the character encounters, cause it is actually so fitting. I DEMAND TO SEE IT XDDD

Love this

Nooooo, the red outfit fits so well, this is killing me!!

found this today - fantastic! I choose to play katinka in our vtm rp campaign, and we could have choosen from anything heh. Zoolander = Vamplander

IT'S GENIUS

I'm replaying VTMB and this is freaking hilarious but also weirdly accurate

This video sums up why my fav clan is Toreador.

Zoolander and VTMB? I’ll take it!

1:49 Fat Larry is easily one of the greatest / most memorable NPCS of all time.

THIS. IS. AWESOME 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥