Zlatan once missed 3 months of school. Now people call it Summer Break.

@sudarshanbhat5980

5 жыл бұрын

, 😂😂😂

@mrpool339

4 жыл бұрын

no, its zlatan break

@kaliloable

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@ThrE3-GeS

4 жыл бұрын

I missed all years of shool, but thats why i work in construction now

@gabb05-official99

4 жыл бұрын

Now 6

When zlatan comes into your car, you are the passenger.

@dodgers1353

4 жыл бұрын

Camila Cabello maybe you are bro.

@fickfock8169

4 жыл бұрын

you are the car

@blewww33

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, you r a taxi driver 🚖

@mergmans

4 жыл бұрын

When Zlatan comes in your car it's a submarine.

@Flevoman84

3 жыл бұрын

Fiat 500 hahaha

Zlatan doesn't celebrate his birthday, the birthday celebrates zlatan

@ariangoleh

3 жыл бұрын

🤣👊🏻

@_exxotik

3 жыл бұрын

And he says you are welcome

When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

@skipperofschool8325

5 жыл бұрын

You give him your WiFi password

@gevorgvanarmenie9788

4 жыл бұрын

@@skipperofschool8325 wooooosh!

@ethiofunnyvidoesdereje3349

4 жыл бұрын

You are the guest

4 жыл бұрын

Jajaja

@allahhorford3131

3 жыл бұрын

Its his house now

football needs more characters like zlatan. plays tough like the sport should be played.

@hithere-ze9vj

2 жыл бұрын

Yes like shoalin soccer

@ivanabonacicdoric8537

Жыл бұрын

And he is funy

All of his teammates love him. look at the sweden clip, he is not arrogant, he is confident

Zlatan isn't afraid of dark, the dark is afraid of Zlatan

How can you not love Zlatan?!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Zlatan

@iamchickenandhumanhybrid910

7 жыл бұрын

Lmfao xD

@interplanetaryspecies9488

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahha

@Fein811

5 жыл бұрын

DavieSparkles 22 😆😆😆😆

@CARLIN4737

4 жыл бұрын

Classic 😉

What an amazing character and personality

@user-co9jn2cw6d

2 жыл бұрын

If have 1% of zlatan personality i would have conquered my school

"I ... I...I am socially.. skilled" ... , Zlatan ... C'monBruh

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

@ngobrylsmania7078

5 жыл бұрын

ROTFL.

@Sal-ur9gh

5 жыл бұрын

Upvote for the Arsenal reference

@saidhardiansyah5415

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Chuck Norris...

@KazuyaYuza

5 жыл бұрын

11 is concerning.

@kaiizen_

4 жыл бұрын

Arsenal lmfao

When zlatan commits a foul to u, u say sorry 2 Zlatan

I like when Zlatan is making a joke and everybody around him is shocked!!! Amazing :))

@nolimitsio

Жыл бұрын

That’s the class clown in him coming back even if he’s older 😂

"What super powers would you like to possess?" "I allready have them"....thats the Zlatan we love man

'My wife's apple cake' 😂

@TheJulienne21

7 жыл бұрын

Died at that 😂😂😂

@xxxx85

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahah :D

@thanos7770

3 жыл бұрын

He is very scared of his wife 😂

@psycho1450

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@katerinapatiniotis5598

Жыл бұрын

@@thanos7770 she's ugly too. Τοο plastic ..

Zlatan was that rarity in modern football, a man with a strong character, not scared of anything the media throw in his way. Lets face it, most footballers are quite immature, and sorely lack in the Character department. They are scared to express their thoughts, often rightly so, as they have very little understanding and insight of life outside of football. But not Zlatan, he is much more worldly and can communicate on most topics, a rarity that the game sorely needs. And he is a Great footballer to Boot!

Never fold Zlatan

Zlatan is not funny funny is Zlatan

@romeyovo

7 жыл бұрын

Lucy Granger W

@vb3830

7 жыл бұрын

Lucy Granger zlatan didnt lose his virginity virginity lost zlatan

@romeyovo

7 жыл бұрын

awv mirage loooool

@mayalauzon6242

7 жыл бұрын

When Zlatan pulled out. Jesus was born

@zlatanibrahimovic6712

7 жыл бұрын

I agree

The vitamin guy was the best. lol

@bigabz7899

6 жыл бұрын

Amaan Sayed that drink is soo fucking good

One of the biggest characters in football ever, if not the biggest. Brilliant.

Zlatan doesn't joins the team the team joins Zlatan :)

3:17 i dont know suarez be a psg fans

@RLFonline

3 жыл бұрын

@Uki Bulka 😂

When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest. *rotfl*

"when zlatan comes to your house you are the guest" LOL

Zlatan doesn't speak French. France speak Zlatan.

@WALDENSOFTWARE

3 жыл бұрын

It seemed like that at the end of the video.

@Martabtf

2 жыл бұрын

:)

What a guy! Most probably last real character in football. Young players got PR guys. Zlat is PR guy and player in one body.

That girl from the Vitamin prank was a boss, i mean, if Ibrah doesnt intimidates u, nobody will. For a short time ive thought he would have problems with teammates with his superior attitude and absurd hunger in games, but hes such a clown and so damn friendly. Yes, nobody is perfect... but hes without a doubt the perfect Zlatan. The greatest character in football by far and one of the best ive watched playing. A beast, a lion, a King a forever Legend. The sky is the limit never made more sense.

2:14 he literally saved Pastore from a red card

@antonyeah02

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that's right ahaha

i love that guy!

"No, Zlatan folds for no one!" That killed me x'D

Zlatan is the best!

@santiagojaramillo8727

7 жыл бұрын

the best is zlatan

@thanos7770

3 жыл бұрын

Is the zlatan best

Ibra-cadabra😂

@joschuabluhm2521

5 жыл бұрын

Divine Sins Of Who I Am yee we call him that in sweden :)

@WhispaOW

4 жыл бұрын

Joschua Bluhm nej det gör vi inte

@fgip358

4 жыл бұрын

@@WhispaOW bruh

@nossvat6153

4 жыл бұрын

Dark_Whispa stoopid

@WhispaOW

4 жыл бұрын

Reply if ur a BOOMER stfu boomer

During an emergency, 'time' asks "how much Zlatan do I have?"

I love this man ...the attitude...all

That dude over Zlatan’s right shoulder was feeling the luvs. “I got to play with Zlatan and set up some of his goals!”

When Zatlan left his house to be a football player, he went to his dad and said: now you are the man of the house while im away.

I admire this man so much!

When Veratti cries a river behind Ibra during his speeche at Parc de princes, u know how big rolemodel he is.. beautiful moment ☆

He’s got a great smile ❤

All around - Such a great man in football history ever live.

1:20 Zlatan and his minions =)

@pathoflegends3295

5 жыл бұрын

3:39 they even sound like em XD

Legend has it that the alphabet Z was invented when Zlatan was born...🤣🤣😂

@thanos7770

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm what?

Warrior and born leader.His dry sence of humour wins the watch.

2023 the best of the best, good retirement legend ❤🐐

Imagine if Zlatan still played as the first option striker at PSG today, what a trio it would´ve been with Mbappe and Neymar.

my Favourite everything ever ...i love him

6:17 zlatan dont fold for anyone looll hahahaha

Starting lineup for Sweden Zlatan

@tamonekilik4099

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf

He speaks swedish french italian and English fluently. Nice and wise player

@acidburnisive

Жыл бұрын

And bosnian,and croatian since his mother is a croat and father bosnian

Absolutely already a Legend!!!

That's a legend right there 😂

I cried on the last clip

Indeed he is one of a kind 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i love Zlatan ....he is only scared of Zlatan ....no one else😂😂

Queria que ele viesse aqui no Brasil,eu nunca vi um jogador tão bom e engraçado.

1:42 is pure gold XD XD

he got some style that why i like him

2:14 damn!

#zlatan is a legend

@thanos7770

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure

Zlatan went too far with the bike guy

@JedsComedyCorner

4 жыл бұрын

It was a Comedy Show

@gdavies4

4 жыл бұрын

I died when I actually saw the guy on the bike 😂

@patrickrabensteiner9705

3 жыл бұрын

@@gdavies4 i play football you ride the bike.... made my day

@dopem0n

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a real shame, Jesus will punish him for his sins. *SIGH!*

@WALDENSOFTWARE

3 жыл бұрын

@@dopem0n Zlatan will punish Jesus for his own sins.

His kind of voice fits for a role of a head of mafia. He can easily act the role of mafia in movies.

There are no Zlatan funny moments There is only Zlatan SAVAGE moments!

When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.

Let's enjoy this great man whole he's still here

He is also quite loved by a lot of players. My kind a guy

usualy underneat that tough guy persona there is a golden heart. Many people dont understand this. They judge people on the surface.

When he said 'remain in my heart' I died hahaha

living legend

BIG ZLATAN MINHA INSPIRAÇAO

Yes this is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Zlatan is for ever the best player ever i love his playing so mutch he is the King of King,s for ever.!!!

Legend is a ZLATAN!!!

Per me è stato ed è tutt'ora il più grande di tutti i tempi.

THE ONE AND ONLY!!! !!!!

legend 😂😂💖

Just how prince is THE prince in music..zlatan is THE zlatan in football.

When Zlatan Drives, Everyone Moves Out The Way As If An Ambulance Is Coming.

When ...Zlatan comes 2 ur house ur the Guest ....😂😂

Stutters every sentence, can barely say a word. “I am very socially skilled”

Zlatane stari..Volim te..! Eto znaj da te voli neko koga ne znas...

i LOVE the girl Nicole that gets interviewed.. she speakes swedish with a finnish accent :) so nice to hear !!!

Zlatan ist der goldene König das Fußballs

This guy is amazing

When zlatan goes to an interview, he’s the one asking the questions

You cannot control Ibra

2:11 Tv crew: "What superpowers would you like to posses"?? ZALTAN: I already have them.. Tv crew's brain: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

When Zlatan is at your home, you are the guest 😂

Haha i love this man

I love this guy 😂😂😂

The Vitamin well, did it for me , some of the funiest thing i ever saw

I play football. You ride a bike. AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN

Legend is Zlatan

merci Ibrahcadabra 😂

sein französisch.. beste hahaha.. einfach italienische Wörter mit Akzent 😂😂😂

The machine confessed really zlatan🤯🔥🙆

Love that guy...

Zlatan doesn't need nutrients , the nutrients needs A - Zlatan

When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears because there can't be a second Zlatan.

Er ist einfach großartig, ein direkter korrekter Mann ,er ist ein IBO IBRAKADABRA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👉👍👍👍