“young adeptus” *is over 3000 years old*

@josevictorionunez9312

8 ай бұрын

He's still young to Zhongli's standards. He's 6000 years old

"Hold still, I will make tea. It will only take six hours."

@grailsymphony6401

Жыл бұрын

10 minutes to make tea, 5 hours, and 50 minutes to chase and beat Venti.

@404_BrainDidNotLoad

Жыл бұрын

@@grailsymphony6401 More like the other way around.

@kumonoameai

Жыл бұрын

My bet is he makes the traveler go to bed while the tea brews.

@juanemiliopacull2528

Жыл бұрын

Average 6000 years old people.

@heather-ub1sr

11 ай бұрын

I bet I can get drunk sober up and do it 3 times before he finish

Got a little scared when Zhongli said he would deal with Childe.

@outsiderd

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... The mere thought of all the tabs that Zhongli has left behind for Childe to pay are enough to send a chill up my spine. Childe better behave, least he want to find his wallet emptier than Mona's!

@beform8354

Жыл бұрын

Would deal with Childe But can't deal with Hu Tao That says it all 😂

@kannan07

8 ай бұрын

​@@beform8354battles are easier than annoying kids

Zhongli: *literally says anything* Me: *takes headphones*

Zhongli is so wise that he managed to solve a lot of liyue's problem even after removing his responsibilities as a god

@NathRebornsK

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. Zhongli is real Rex Lapus!

woah wtf, ive never heard such a genuine laugh from the guy before

“That rascal” 😂😂😂😂.

Not him roasting Venti and Childe😂

ZhongLi's damage reaction - He's rather... bloodthirsty. (Kind of like his old self)

@peachesandroses99

Жыл бұрын

fun fact: childe dmg voice line is very similiar if not the same to his lolol

Major shade thrown at Hu Tao there 😂

Wild that of the few people Zhongli legitimately doesn't like, Venti is one of them

@Andrioane

Жыл бұрын

No? Zhongli and Venti have that teasing each other relationship- not actual enemies (Also nice pf pic)

@nothmm8582

Жыл бұрын

​@@Andrioane He doesn't hate Venti but rather he despises him.They are the two sides of a coin.On one side we have a warmongering God whose ideal is to maintain order and on the other side we have a carefree God whose ideal is the freedom.

@JagaDraw

11 ай бұрын

​​@@nothmm8582No they really are old friends. They wouldn't be drinking wine together if they really hated each other guts, it's also implied in zhongli's story that Zhongli missed Venti coming to visit him in Liyue like old time +he refers to Venti as an "old friend" in Liyue archon quest

2 important things that i got after watch this Don't make a contract with Zhongli, you'll pay for everything! Don't let Zhongli meets Raiden, be ready for vision hunt decree in Liyue💀

@gannmegann

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Zhongli is not the ruler of Liyue anymore, also I think he just trying to seal himself before he goes insane and harms everyone, even when Adepti, Qixing, Traveler, and every Archon can slay him, imagine what going to happen to Liyue...

@nightday2030

Жыл бұрын

@@gannmegann Your underestimating him, this is the guy who taught an adeptal art on every single adeptus in Liyue.

@juanemiliopacull2528

Жыл бұрын

@@gannmegann better not underestimate him. He's a God that has rulled his nation for 6000 years, even without a gnosis he ido indeed very powerful.

@gannmegann

Жыл бұрын

@@nightday2030 No no, I mean he's THAT stong so he have to seal himself to avoid causing "God residue" that harmfull to any being if traveler or every Archon slain him. He's strong but he can't stop erosion on himself so I think he's starting get that erosion and before he causing harm to liyue (maybe even teyvatt) he stop being an archon and probably going to "seal" himself. He talk about "learning about separating his consiusness and his body like Ei" probably to avoid going insane like Azhdaha

@SaulAguilar87258

Жыл бұрын

@@juanemiliopacull2528he is indeed powerful without gnosis but even so he does t have the prayers of liyue anymore, he also isn’t present anymore, and erosion he surely has grown a lot weaker

0:58 Proof the traveler does drink.

He seems reliable and not at the same time.

the fact that zhongli still remembers ruk whene everyone should have forgotten her is mega sus

@kumonoameai

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps he made a prior contract that can't be broken?

@nathanisgamingyt4944

Жыл бұрын

I think it is because when the world forgot about the former dendro archon, their history has changed so now everyone believes that Nahida had saved Irminsul

@poggerinochampion

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanisgamingyt4944 no but he rememberes the name "rukkhadevata" instead of only nahidas name

@nathanisgamingyt4944

Жыл бұрын

@@poggerinochampion where does it say that?

amazing gotta love how zhongli acts plus i hope there is a ASMR of zhongli one day.

@kumonoameai

Жыл бұрын

Someone made a compilation of all his voice lines without background music/noises, which basically is the closest we can get to an actual Zhongli ASMR. It should still be somewhere on youtube.

@alunsinus_prime

Жыл бұрын

@@kumonoameai ooh, do you have the link?

Zhongli, please tell me baby ganyu stories!

@citoyenneteavanttout7273

7 ай бұрын

1) she rolled down a cliff whan she was in her Qilin form 2) in the archon war she was kinda chubby, a monster devoured her, choke to death and she survided 😂😂😂😂 that's hella funny and hella cute

I'm sure 100% paimon can eat it.

0:19 bro what are you trying tzo hold there?💀😂

"hey girlie, hold still" "Why?" "I have something to do"

Not Zhongli laughing at Ganyu's (overweight) past 💀💀

@citoyenneteavanttout7273

7 ай бұрын

I mean if my friend almost died, then ended up killing a monster because he choked them, I'd certainly be sure to pretend to choke everytime I am in table with them 🤣🤣🤣 who needs enemies when you have friends like that.

we don't talk about his hand in the first one with lumine right?

VENTI Talks About MURATA The PYRO Archon, CELESTIA, ZHONGLI & Others: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nnV4j5R9gN2WlrQ.html HU TAO Talks About ZHONGLI, XIAO, SHENHE & Others: kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYRrspd8nde-o6Q.html FULL STORY PART 1, 2, 3 Complete Cutscene Lantern Rite 3.4: kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaCWxseJfa7QZaw.html #2 **ALL NPC HIDDEN VOICELINES Cutscene & Character Locations Lantern Rite 3.4 : kzread.info/dash/bejne/naRtu69-o82bqrA.html #1 **ALL NPC HIDDEN VOICELINES Cutscene & Character Locations Lantern Rite 3.4 : kzread.info/dash/bejne/gYSKm858ZsXFmdY.html

i remember hearing somewhere that zhongli tea line is a implication lost in translation, i cant describe it cus i know dreadfully little about chineese, but he apparently implys in mild terms give venti a talking to

The fact that Zhongli show such an admiration to Ningguang ❤

Zhongli really roasted Hu Tao bro

No one talking about the scene on 1:15 and on 3:37 💀💀💀

I can't wait for what the acharon says about Furina

In only 6 hours 💀

Pls zhongli...your hand are unholy...

@jonrebalonzo8248

Жыл бұрын

He even touched Xiao, Venti, & Childe's.... 😂😂😂

@Akita-ov6fc

Жыл бұрын

@@jonrebalonzo8248 ningning

@Akita-ov6fc

Жыл бұрын

Everyone bro

First

wait..........VENTI DRINKS ?!?!?!?

Wait why these coming out now?

"Nothing in this world can withstand the power of the medicine." I know he's talking about a specific medicine but... Is there any true mortal who can withstand the power of the medicine? Even I can't withstand it even though I don't mind taking medicine. hahaha... Edit: My mind is dirty because I imagine Zhongli's hands touching all the girls... umm.. boobies.