Zhongli and Venti being clowns for 2 minutes straight
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The two Archons having a clown to clown conversation during the Lantern Rite Festival for two minutes straight...
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@doinyourdad_6969
Жыл бұрын
Same goes for that fatui dude in the mondstat church
@theambitiousduck
Жыл бұрын
NO WAY-
@foreveryoung7305
Жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT-
@SuhaR0310
Жыл бұрын
He's everywhere in Mondstadt 🤣
@redhotphoenixgamer6009
Жыл бұрын
@@SuhaR0310TRUE LOL
They aren’t clowns they’re the entire circus
@hongfeiwei2710
Жыл бұрын
They’re the concept of comedy itself
@Mitsoki_Pocky
Жыл бұрын
@@hongfeiwei2710 ikr
@KaraK348
Жыл бұрын
*Miles Edgeworth intensifies*
@my_life_be_like.
Жыл бұрын
@@hongfeiwei2710 they created comedy
@user-pf3sk6lg5x
10 ай бұрын
The world is a big clown car, and they are two of the clowns in it
Meanwhile Xiao is dying inside
@BriannaDrobot
Жыл бұрын
Mentally telling himself “don’t blow their cover” on a loop.
@runemastertan
Жыл бұрын
Xiao : oh no they are at it again. And I can’t flee😢
@kurtkobaiiiiin
Жыл бұрын
He looked absolutely terrified this whole cutscene
@LilJMoore
Жыл бұрын
Bro wanted to disappear so badly. He was so glad when we took him out the room for a few minutes
@inthenameofcontractlendmem983
Жыл бұрын
"Standing here, I die inside"
Archon to Archon Conversation ❌ Clown to Clown Conversation ✔
@gojihead3195
7 ай бұрын
Archlown
Zhongli : but where are those who share the memories Venti : hey Zhongli : no Venti : im literally the only remaining God left other than you
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
Жыл бұрын
Venti was too drunk to remember. LOL
@silverdandylmao
10 ай бұрын
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker he doesn't share the memory 😂😂😂
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
9 ай бұрын
@@silverdandylmao Lmao! 🤣
@aetherherrscherofnasigoren1417
7 ай бұрын
@@silverdandylmao they only share the wine....maybe 😂
@Silly_Illidan
7 ай бұрын
Meanwhile egeria: let me out! LET ME OUT!!!
Bros been roasting each other for ages
@AuroraMercedesVT
Жыл бұрын
understatement
@willowtreeyoutube
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention Zhongli throwing literal mountains at poor Venti 😂😂
@luxury2092
Жыл бұрын
@@willowtreeyoutube that wasn't during the archon war lmao
@willowtreeyoutube
Жыл бұрын
@@luxury2092 oh! That’s just what I’ve heard lol! I’m so sorry!
@willowtreeyoutube
Жыл бұрын
@Aneki Ryota that’s just what I’ve heard, I’m so sorry!
venti is the only one who is closest to sharing the memory
@pedrohameco5184
Жыл бұрын
Nah, he was to drunk to remember anything
@ianesgrecia8568
Жыл бұрын
And to be fair, he swpend the last 400+ or 500 year sleeping to recover from something. Or so I heard
@crystalesia9372
Жыл бұрын
memoriew of genocide
@makcjiw7704
Жыл бұрын
Ya know, Ganyu and Xiao even Qiqi are all older than Venti
@firedragon128v7
Жыл бұрын
@@makcjiw7704 Ganyu and Xiao? Maybe, but Qiqi? She was only trapped for hundreds of years while Venti’s age is at minimum 2600+
I bet the archon war from ages ago were just the archons roasting each other. Less violence indeed.
@darthyodrus
Жыл бұрын
They didnt meet during the war
@IceKnight678
Жыл бұрын
They spit so much fire that most of them died
@matttan8066
Жыл бұрын
Imagine the other gods died because of a long roast that they end their lives
@rikkatsukiakari485
Жыл бұрын
Maybe thats why venti’s first instinct against signora was to spit bars
@undadaknee
Жыл бұрын
@@darthyodrus elaborate
The fact that Zhongli and Charles have the same VA makes the conversation even funnier
@SuhaR0310
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli talking to himself, erosion really is detrimental 😭
@foreveryoung7305
Жыл бұрын
HOLD UP FR?
@Jevjevjevj
Жыл бұрын
@@foreveryoung7305 yeah, his name is Keith Silverstein as far as i remember
@Maethendias
Жыл бұрын
wait a second WHAT HOW LMFAO
@foreveryoung7305
Жыл бұрын
@@Maethendias LOL IKR but they sound so similar give them a listen and u will see!
THE SMUG FACE VENTI HAS DURING THE CONVERSATION IS JUST GOLD
@Akivili366
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Zhongli: Do you have (unnecessarily long and complex name of tea) here? Traveler during the Bartender event: Uh.... Uh..... What? PAIMON, HELP!
@primrose6794
Жыл бұрын
Everlasting violet grass Osmanthus contract qingxin pain killers Paimon rascal from Snezhnaya irminsul gnosis I WILL HAVE ORDER cocogoat Indeed, it is as you have guessed is a delicious tea.
@thangtranhoang6396
Жыл бұрын
@@primrose6794 how :)))
@primrose6794
Жыл бұрын
@@thangtranhoang6396 How what?
@Confused_666
Жыл бұрын
@@primrose6794 Pfft haha
@MDGOLD
9 ай бұрын
Me: I'm gonna get fired aren't i
I wanted an actually archon and archon conversation but....as you know, mihoyo hates us-
@fitzgeraldthesecond
Жыл бұрын
Do u like child?
@raycat3764
Жыл бұрын
Not yet. Need to meet Murata first and then everyone gather together for the final showdown with Tsaritsa.
@Justanormalhuman69
Жыл бұрын
@@fitzgeraldthesecond no I like Childe
@meteorhammer2502
Жыл бұрын
nah, this is better for now
@gazabo-gam463
Жыл бұрын
True, I'm disappointed
the passive agressiveness behind the conversation is so funny
@marcelocapeljunior3579
5 ай бұрын
Man was about to create another forest of spears just because of Venti's cheek.
"A Certain Someone deliberately ignored the sound of the Wind...." Yes Venti make it more obvious that you two are Archons
@i_shinazugawa
2 ай бұрын
The best part od the video
Everyone gangsta til Venti dies with an impact like Himeko and everyone who treated him like a ragdoll reactions be like:
@andrina_k6596
Жыл бұрын
Don't give them idea 😭😭😭😭
@yeojiherrscherofswifties3645
Жыл бұрын
@@andrina_k6596 Im so sorry but I have to im a masochist don't blame me😔🙏
@crowkoraki6910
Жыл бұрын
I feel like zhong li would be the one to die after all he's the oldest
@andrina_k6596
Жыл бұрын
@@crowkoraki6910 but usually in story or game someone that cheerful (or party person) that will die. We already seen some in genshin (bocacius, guizhong, ect). So i think venti will get more red flag (especially he's the most mysterious among the archons) 😭😭😭
@what69696
Жыл бұрын
if venti dies im quitting genshin
Good thing they can keep their composure. Otherwise, they will just started their personal Archon War, just for those 2 as their way for a reunion 🤣
I really like the idea of Venti having a field day making fun of Zhongli's chill demeanor and sophistication because it's in such contrast to the "terrifying warrior god Morax, dominator of every diety who so much as breathed in his direction during the Archon War" image which Barbatos remembers.
What we learn...don't put Zhongli and Venti in the same room Xiao will mentally hate us for it
@emery120
11 ай бұрын
Don't put Zhongli and Venti in the same room *with people that don't know their identity* I'm curious how they would act like if they didn't have to talk in riddles
@Mikoverse201
11 ай бұрын
@@emery120 knowing Zhongli he will be the old man in the room and start talking about old memories of the past, Venti uses every fiber in his body to supress memories of the archon war If Traveler in the room...they will be somewhat 'civil' while Zhongli continue stories of long ago, Venti/Traveler giving the *whatever old man* looks in their faces
@mintpudding7908
11 ай бұрын
@@emery120let's be real, they just going to shit on each other without filter while drinking together. It end up with drunk Venti pour wine on Zhongli head. Somehow there's a minor earthquake happen between Mondstadt and Liyue.
I was trying to literally hold my cry In because of how they pretend and act 😂
0:04 Venti is absolutely saying to himself, "What's up Blockhead, wanna brew some sobering tea?"
@tomhsia4354
Жыл бұрын
"It'll only take 6 hours!" I shudder to imagine how long Zhongli ages his tea leaves... 6 years? 60?
The mocking was excellent
Zhongli and Venti probably have the type of relationship where they bash each other all they like, but if someone else does it, they'll meet the wrath of the rock.
@thehermit8618
Жыл бұрын
"He's an idiot but he's MY idiot"
Zhongli deliberately ignoring the sound of the wind... 🗿
They just insulted eachother the whole time they were talking 😂
I can imagine them acting like siblings when their not around other people 😂
@TheTrueOsamuDazai
Жыл бұрын
FR😭
@saltgay
8 ай бұрын
*acting like a married couple
@saturnpeax
8 ай бұрын
@@saltgay Username checks out
@saltgay
8 ай бұрын
@@saturnpeax 😎
Lmao I still can't forget how venti just refused and 'ran away' when Hu Tao said Zhongli to escort them!
@nafri91
Жыл бұрын
although it is probably just mihoyo doesnt want to give more informations and kill the fandoms, but i really hope zhongli and venti would just walk together for a bit and talk about the current world issue a.k.a fatui bad intentions SERIOUSLY. or at least reminisce their old time a bit like talking bout EI and Nahida(eventhough NAhida is not the real archon during old time).
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
@@nafri91 Actually, this is AFTER Rukkhadevata was erased. Technically, Nahida took her place as the sole Dendro Archon.
@naomisilverfang7098
11 ай бұрын
@@Jarock316 That's right. It would be interesting to see if that affects even the archons memories.
@Gr0s3d
10 ай бұрын
@@nafri91 Fatui had bad intentions? i believe they only want the gnosis :O
0:36 Keith Silverstein basically talking to himself.
@primrose6794
Жыл бұрын
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
@kemmli
Жыл бұрын
Tea
@crazygenius16
8 ай бұрын
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
Finally, someone who shares the memories, sadly he was to drunk to remember anything
What was Zhongli ordering- 💀
@CryingAqua
Жыл бұрын
His order was an everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract qingxin painkillers paimon rascal from Snezhnaya Irminsul gnosis I will have order cocogoat indeed, it as you have guessed tea
@Bananashinobu
Жыл бұрын
@@CryingAqua can I have one
@honca2566
Жыл бұрын
@@CryingAqua come again
@jinxed_ash
Жыл бұрын
@@honca2566 an everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract qingxin painkillers paimon rascal from Snezhnaya Irminsul gnosis I will have order cocogoat indeed, it as you have guessed tea (no i definitely did not copy it from the comment above)
@AlreadyTakenTag
Жыл бұрын
@@CryingAqua Ah, my favorite. Always a good time with that
"That drunkard is a disgrace to the arts."☠️☠️
Kekw Xiao couldn't be more awkward to be dining with his boss He's a bit more comfortable with Venti but being with two archons certainly made him more nervous since both are incognito and he alone had to act like a non human. This dillema, I somehow can feel it
@LilianaKali
Жыл бұрын
And the best part were the "normal" people thought he was the most special guest XD
@aureliolio5306
Жыл бұрын
Paimon : 😅
@thehermit8618
Жыл бұрын
Bet he was inwardly cursing them both over this petty showcase of their new identites while he alone feels awkward over being the only "non-human" sitting at the table.
@LilianaKali
Жыл бұрын
@@aureliolio5306 Paimon seems to have some weird perception filter where people just don't question her existence for too long. They'll be like... "flying companion", think it weird for a second, then move on with their lives.
Did anyone hear Zhongli saying Paimon when he ordered his drink in the Angels share. We are now sure that Paimon is indeed a emergency food 😂
@lwyanneebg9314
Жыл бұрын
Yes he did said paimon-
I bet zhongli wants to just run out of the room but he can’t because of the free food Edit: oh god how did I get so many likes-
@PauloVictor-md2wr
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@troll4898
Жыл бұрын
@@PauloVictor-md2wr it is as you have guessed
@fujineetomori
Жыл бұрын
They're both in it for the free food
@johnpaul4035
Жыл бұрын
He will get fired
@jonathanmora9112
Жыл бұрын
I bet he wanted to lanch a bolder at venti
Zhongli and Venti were like: I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
For some reason when zhongli thought/spoke "suffer the wrath of the rock" when Venti was talking about him I fucking died
0:01 When I first saw Venti do that face with Zhongli's line there, I laugh-screamed while my mom was feeding the cats right outside of my room💀 It was at night too...
Can't believe they didn't discuss how to act beforehand on discord 😂
I expected 0:36 to be the Bartender Event we had. Where Zhongli was like "Ah yes, the bill... just put it on Wangshu Funeral Parlor's tab, as usual." XD
Venti teasing Zhongli for ordering tea at a tavern: Hu Tao: Oh, seems like we have a wine enthusiast here? Venti: I suppose you could put it that way. Hu Tao: What would you call it then? Zhongli: *an Alcoholic*
I bet they were both trying not to loose IQ during this scene.... Or not to die laughing.
This just makes the meeting 10x times more funnier 🤣😭
"You're not *just* the clowns, you're the entire circus"
I couldn't hold back my laughter the whole time during this part of the event
I wish to see more Interactions between these two 🤣
imagine the pressure that xioa had at the moment.. he definetely knew the two are archons..he probably could sense immense spirtual/aura power from the two yet he tried to be calm as much as possible. lol
Venti does share the memory tho
One thing for certain i really want the 4 archon to meet someday like Nahida wanted, Perhaps a new flagship Sumeru event/festival soon?
@juan0808
Жыл бұрын
It could happen in the next samsara festival, the archons coming to celebrate Nahida birthday for the first time in 500 years could be a good reason to gather them.
@comraddisc2783
Жыл бұрын
If possible, i would had grinded dailies for keys to unlock that event for an entire month or more.
Zhongli: “Do you sell Everlasting Violet Grass Osmanthus Contract Jinxin Painkillers Paimon Rascal from Snezhnaya Urminsul Gnosis I Will Have Order Coco Goat Indeed it is as you Have Guessed Tea Here?”
Aether: Sis you see this bs!? Lumine: Unfortunately brother I do…
What excuses are they gonna make when the bartender gets suspicious as to why the Raiden Shogun and the Dendro Archon are having drinks with a random bard and mr Wiseman?
@azvamethia9274
Жыл бұрын
I bet this bartender had already seen everything
@k.chajel1770
Жыл бұрын
Also what's the low rank Fatui's reaction when some consultant and drunk bard hanging out with their majestic Queen
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
Diluc already knows who Venti is. So if he sees Zhongli with the other 3, he will put 2 and 2 together and keep the secret. He just hopes they will have the Mora to pay their tab.
@yuuivan
Жыл бұрын
"The bard is here to entertain us and the consultant will share his unlimited knowledge and wisdom to us. Now serve us Dango Milk" said Ei probably.
@tomhsia4354
Жыл бұрын
@@yuuivan "I'll have 6 servings of sugar with my tea, please." Zhongli will probably invite Ei over for a cup of tea after that.
It's funnier when you realise that the both of them are the only OG archon left 😂 Must be boring seeing the same face for centuries LOL
@Eclipsed_Embers
2 ай бұрын
it might not nessecarily always be the same face. whilst Venti has a clear preferred form (that of his deceased friend) both of them clearly have the ability to shapeshift
So basically the other archons mocked Venti for the whole freedom thing and now that they are losing their Genosis Venti is having a good time at their expense
Ei and Nahida out of the server
Rex Lapis also known as Clown Incognito
My goodness their acting like an old married couple 😭
I bet if either of them somehow die in a serious archon quest, the other would be the one who will grieve the most.
i didnt expect to see venti there so i really laughed so hard after these diologs
The whole seven had me cackling
they are testing each others patience lolllll
The bar tender scene was another level.
I absolutely adore that everyone present just dined alongside 2 Archons yet they're all oblivious to this; except for Xiao (an Adeptus) and the Traveler. Hu Tao does have her suspicions about Zhongli but probably not Venti.
@yuuivan
Жыл бұрын
If you meet Hu Tao after the event (together with Xiangling, Xinqiu and Chongyun) she suspected something about Venti too. She wondered how this bard can match her consultant in conversation.
@dungdaoxuan2077
Жыл бұрын
Hu Tao was like even with my Pyro vision, I could never roast Zhongli the way that bard did
@ikmashane9042
Жыл бұрын
Hu tao defenitely knew lmao
And it seems so obvious that Aether and Xiao just trying to hold back their laughter LMAO
If it's a sitcom it'll be funnier especially with those laughter sound effects in the background plus audience applause 👏😅
0:05 don’t mind me, it’s just a time stamp for me.
Tbh I could not be able to hold my laugh if I were there instead of the traveler 💀
The tea name killed me 💀💀💀💀
venti: i- zhongli: *I WILL HAVE OR-*
Ei: Barbados and Morax, what are you doing together? Venti and Zhong: Shhhhhh
Bro said "do you sell paimon here?"
"Do you sell (complex name of tea) here?" gives me the same vibes as "(is speaking spanish)"
2 archons trying to not show there identity
I laughed so hard i wanna say thank you Im litterally laying at the ground writing this Thank you
Two old man arguing always make me smile
So Venti's entire visit was a game of chicken... and Zhongli lost...
I waited for this interaction between them. Hopefully we get to see all the 4 archons released so far in game.
Alternative title: "Watch Xiao dying inside"
Meanwhile Ei and Nahida having a dessert while listening to this sitcom through akasha terminal.
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
Try the Dodocomunnicator. The Akasha doesn't reach out of Sumeru.
Man we really want these two having separate event
1:03 Those random words as the name of the tea, like cocogoat (and did I also hear "Paimon" there?) LMAO
why are they giving old married couple vibes😭
And the award for Best Actor goes to:
Fun Fact: Zhongli and Venti meet before in Wakfu animated series as Ruel ( Yugo's uncle figure ) and Yugo ( The Main Character of the series )
Zhongli: GIVE ME YOUR MORACULOUS!!!
They just.... Holding back from summoning a meteor and a black hole... By roasting each other
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
Venti doesn't summon a black hole, it's a vortex.
0:42 GOT ME SWAGGING LIKE OHIO
Official achievement-meet the clowns of Teyvat
I can’t be the only one who found the whole diner quest akward ASF
"pleasure to meet you, new friend" Traveler: 🤨
Osmanthus wine contract🔥
V: that's exactly what I wanted to say! Z: I WILL HAVE O-
Zhongil while ordering for a drink “…….PIMON”
Lmao I love Zhongli and Venti's interactions, they're always so funny 😂
"do you sell everlasting violet grass osmanthus contract" sounded so good, almost like a real sentence he said before
Perfecto, now waitin for raiden and nahida to join the wholesome interaction between archons
It's great to see these two finally interacting
I dont want to imagine what would happen if ei was there😂😂☠️☠️
I remember that The bartending event! 😊 Zhongli was there and he ordered a strong type of tea. 😅
I always laugh whenever they talk to eachother knowing full well they're insulting eachother in their mind 💀
this event made me ship them even harder, sorry
@wonyoricky
Жыл бұрын
SO TRUE
head canon: Venti high tailed out of Liyue after that event cause Zhongli went after him with a meteor with venti's name on it.