#ZerosAndOnesRepublic #updates #softwareengineer
"Updates" lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Another Zoom alert, bottom-right,
When was it set? What a delight.
Same topic, third time this week,
Who's showing up, and who missed the memo?
(Pre-Chorus)
Amir's outta town, he needs a recap,
Jenny's gotta bail, she's on her way,
Boss is running late, stuck in a meet,
Feels like a loop I just can't escape.
(Chorus)
Updates, updates, time for a beer,
Who's in, who's out, who needs to hear?
Updates, updates, what more can I say?
I've got work to do, just wanna slay.
(Verse 2)
Fourth cup of coffee, just getting into code,
Boss missed the last one, time to catch him up,
Seems like he's always asking,
But does he really even remember what we're tracking?
(Pre-Chorus)
Boss says, "Can you get this done first?"
I say, "I don't know, but this OS is cursed."
Boss says, "Can you add this feature?"
I say, "Fine, but it'll involve another procedure."
(Chorus)
Updates, updates, what did he just say?
Shipping out the basics, and a few more things I'm afraid.
Updates, updates, gotta keep my pace,
Energy's drained, just keeping them all in place.
(Bridge)
Boss's boss is chiming in,
Just when I think we're through with the greeting,
Every time I start coding,
Someone's asking for another status update.
(Verse 3)
I'm closing tickets, knocking out the list,
Another Zoom pops up, and I can't resist,
Share my progress, but the boss ain't there,
Dreaming of the weekend, when I'll finally clear the air.
(Chorus)
Updates, updates, never gonna end,
No matter what I say, there's more to explain,
Updates, updates.
Updates, updates, gotta find a way,
To break out of this cycle, before I go insane.