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Simon is actually being kept hostage by the Warographics content farm. - No collared shirt. - Bandage on arm. - Blinks an SoS in the first minute of the video.
@KapiteinKrentebol
20 күн бұрын
Warographics, Sidecontent, Megaprojects, etc.
@Vestlys1
20 күн бұрын
The next video from Warographics will probably be called "The Writers Rebellion".
@comlitbeta7532
20 күн бұрын
The editors and writers managed to get out and now they are running the show😂
@Elite67ty
20 күн бұрын
The world is being kept hostage by the war content farm.
@jeckjeck3119
20 күн бұрын
You know too much!
Simon not wearing a collared shirt is messing with my head
@pretzelhunt
20 күн бұрын
yeah, we get Fruit Of The Whistloom this time.
@matthewcombs5387
20 күн бұрын
He's looking ripped
@WackadoodleMalarkey
20 күн бұрын
Imagine he was your personal trainer
@matthewcombs5387
20 күн бұрын
He's way bigger than the Business Blaze days
@armike5568
20 күн бұрын
Honestly didn’t know he had forearms
Constructive feedback from a long time watcher.... Please please please record your videos with a higher max volume.This has been an issue with past content but now that you are making this much longer content, its much more of a challenge. A higher volume allows the people who watch youtube on their smart tv's to actually watch and listen in a household where there are other sounds nearby. Also, with Simon's soft sentence transitional tone, it makes him easier to understand to non-british listeners. Keep up the nice work folks! And make sure you let Simon outside every once in awhile.
@loribroadbent8573
20 күн бұрын
I agree. Also, the background music is very loud in places to the point that it drowns Simon out. It takes a lot of the impact away from what he's saying if you can't hear him.
@richjordan6461
19 күн бұрын
I was displeased too
@ryankline1164
19 күн бұрын
Good constructive feedback. It is a shame it will just be discarded.
@bokiNYC
19 күн бұрын
I wanted to suggest the same please 👍
@lecoureurdesbois86
16 күн бұрын
Even in my headphones, when I listen to random videos and come here after, I notice the volume is lower.
Was really not expecting Vinland Saga to be taking shots during in this one lmao
@andrewkozel3715
20 күн бұрын
“I have no enemies.” Simon walks by. “I have one enemy.”
@rentonfreak
20 күн бұрын
Yea I had to go back and see if I heard that right. Simon doesn't watch anime I thought
@alexr2892
20 күн бұрын
The farming arc is great though. Wouldn't call it dull at all.
@--enyo--
20 күн бұрын
I think the writers like to troll Simon with references that he has no idea of.
@Fireballun
20 күн бұрын
I don't know which writer wrote this episode but with this he no longer can say "I have no enemies" cuz he just made one >:C
0:00 - Chapter 1 - Zelenskyy's Assassination Attempts 9:15 - Chapter 2 - Kenya in Haiti crisis in Kenya 16:35 - Chapter 3 - Houthis intensify campaign 29:40 - Chapter 4 - The final battle for darfur has begun 38:35 - Chapter 5 - What impact will the vote have on defence policy
@rafael_lana
20 күн бұрын
Why a channel this size can't do this by themselves is beyond me. Such an usefull feature in yt. Thanks
@kingofhearts3185
20 күн бұрын
Thank you friend.
@vinny7114
20 күн бұрын
Towards the end the music gets louder than it already is.
@THE-X-Force
20 күн бұрын
@@rafael_lana Especially since YT practically automates the process if they would just let it.
@ifell3
20 күн бұрын
Didn't think about looking in the comments, keep up your good service 👌🏼
Situation Room has become my #1 must watch of the week. Thanks for the content and hard work
@pottyputter05
20 күн бұрын
Hes ok but he has some pretty serious TDS
@ClurTaylor
20 күн бұрын
Yeah I love it. So informative and nicely condensed without compromising on quality.
im a kenyan viewer and i can tell you that this is the first time in my lifetime that ive seen Kenya this united
@jaylu7021
20 күн бұрын
I hope the best for your country, it is not easy to living in a corrupt country.
@SafetySpooon
20 күн бұрын
I'm an American, & I want to thank you for stepping us for us; I hope we return the favor in a way YOU want.
@drewwar9344
19 күн бұрын
@SafetySpooon Not dude, it's not our problem. Let the rest of the world take care of these problems. Because even if we help people will still b**** and complain and yell at us and frankly it's getting annoying. The lack of appreciation. I honestly want to turn America back into an isolationist country for 1 year. Just so the world can learn a lesson
@sanelemngadi9324
19 күн бұрын
@SafetySpooon they are nor "stepping up" under the promise of increased economical aid they are sending their young men to hell
@jaylu7021
19 күн бұрын
@@drewwar9344 A quote from spider-man with great power comes great responsibility. If no one steps up against the bad than how will there ever been any good in this world.
I really appreciate the effort this channel makes to write about the most recent current events, even though it must be a lot of work to get a time-sensitive video out quickly.
@WackadoodleMalarkey
20 күн бұрын
🐾 cosigned
@Unhold_ger
18 күн бұрын
it's war-propaganda and they get a lot of money for it! 🤦♂️🙄
@alexlents4689
10 күн бұрын
@@Unhold_gerPutin bot
One problem with uk armed forces recruitment is that the high street recruiting offices were closed several years ago. You could walk into a recruiting office, talk to an actual member of whichever branch you were interested in, and potential be in uniform just a matter of weeks later. Under the new system one of those widely discredited contracting companies the government uses ( frequently at some financial benefit to some member of the government or their relative) is hopelessly inefficient and completely not fit for purpose. The process takes months, by which time many potential recruits have gone off to do something else in frustration.
"In Britain, the consensus is that the 2024 election is the most boring in living memory." 🤣
@alpharenegade2166
20 күн бұрын
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@alpharenegade2166
20 күн бұрын
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@a.b3203
20 күн бұрын
Until Farage stepped in at the 11th hour.
@pottyputter05
20 күн бұрын
@@a.b3203 thank god for that man. We warned the left this was all a terrible idea and hey it only toom stacks of bodies and broken women for voters to finally start to get the picture.
@bsmithhammer
20 күн бұрын
@@a.b3203 Nigel does have a way of spicing up the party, doesn't he?
Honestly, having boring elections is kind of a democratic flex. Shows a calm society that’s confident in the system and feels no need to take drastic measures. I’m kinda jealous honestly
@richdobbs6595
20 күн бұрын
That might be true in general, but I don't think it is true in this case. It seems like Britain is the worst its ever been since Thatcher. I would argue that the solutions have to come from outside of the major parties. Health care in crisis, and the response is at least it isn't as bad as America, like that is the only other choice.
@patrickmunneke8348
20 күн бұрын
It's boring because nothing will change. Native Brits will be left to they wayside as usual.
@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
20 күн бұрын
@@richdobbs6595 health care in crisis is due to the Tories cutting funding for NHS.
@richdobbs6595
20 күн бұрын
@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Sure. What will you say in two years?
@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
20 күн бұрын
@@richdobbs6595 What does in two years mean when I am pointing to the cause of the issue with NHS is that Tories cutting funding to it. The Tories screw your rail system over and now screwing over your health care.
PLEASE ADD CHAPTERS
That's actually a really good segment om the situation in Kenya. I'd like to add that the government also throttled the internet (after saying they wouldn't surprise surprise). the president also called the protesters "treasonous criminals" imagine that
Lead story sounds like something straight out of a Hollywood spy film 😂
@arthas640
19 күн бұрын
Fun fact: a bunch of spy novels and spy movies were made based off the experiences of spies like Ian Fleming and in a few cases like one of the James Bond films they even had real spies as actors. During the cold war some spies got bored and their books were basically just fanfics of what they wished they were doing but some stories were written by guys who did real stuff like this during WW2.
I love this segment but the music is always so loud and takes away from what Simon is saying.
@lwhite513
20 күн бұрын
Especially right at the end.
@vinny7114
20 күн бұрын
Yep, they need to chill the loud music thing, I hope they make some changes.
@russellgill3226
20 күн бұрын
@@vinny7114 Agreed, there's also sometimes a repetitive tone in some of the background music, only in one side of the audio. I can't finish the episodes that have that background music.
@davidhanna8470
19 күн бұрын
WHAT DID YOU SAY??? OH, the volume was up...
skimmed over the title, had a mini panic, and did a double take,,
@MrJDFallon
20 күн бұрын
Thought it said “Zelenskyy Assasination” did you?😂
@frostyheretic299
20 күн бұрын
Ngl same here 😂
@thegreatdane3627
20 күн бұрын
yeah, me too...
@SoundShinobiYuki
20 күн бұрын
Me too!
@gracequach6769
20 күн бұрын
What did you think it said? lol
Goodstuff!!I feel like I have read a book each time I catch up with your episode!📚
When Simon goes casual the comments lose their minds lol
@isaiahach
18 күн бұрын
you can say that again Bollywood Jack Black
@cleef990
17 күн бұрын
It's Like God shaving his beard 😂😂😂
@cleef990
17 күн бұрын
It's Like God shaving his beard 😂😂😂
Your best content yet, I had missed a good world currant affairs program and look forward to next week, thank you for your hard work.
Whenever you think America is nuts... Wargraphics: The Situation Room!
@gracequach6769
20 күн бұрын
Better American peanuts than middle-eastern coconuts!
@THE-X-Force
20 күн бұрын
Yet ppl complain that America need to do more to solve the problems and protect international maritime trade .. while crying they don't have the 100% interception rate they expect.
@gracequach6769
20 күн бұрын
@@THE-X-Force Do some people really expect a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT interception rate??? Is that even possible without every single god under, who are, and above the sun on one's side?
@THE-X-Force
20 күн бұрын
@@gracequach6769 Clearly they do, since they complain we haven't achieved it.
@AvoidTheCadaver
19 күн бұрын
These are probably the same people who just want the attacks intercepted but don't want the military to be pulverizing a small nation with gulf war levels of firepower. Which is probably what is going to be required.
47:03 - could you turn the volume up some more? i can still just about hear Simon ;) Otherwise appreciate the quality updates.
Happy Sunday folks
@WackadoodleMalarkey
20 күн бұрын
🍻
@SebastianSkadisson
20 күн бұрын
Thank you, to you as well
@JahonCross
20 күн бұрын
Ty
Bad audio.
I really like your Situation Room. I feel that I can get carefully researched information. As close to the truth as possible.
Never comment on technical stuff here but the audio is strangely compressed in this one
@sharkusvelarde
20 күн бұрын
Nobody else cares
@grimreaper-fullsend
20 күн бұрын
You started with "never comment on technical stuff" as you proceeded to comment on technical stuff, f***ing love it
@bokiNYC
19 күн бұрын
I ahree, in the last couple of videos I had to increase the volume on my cell phone to the max to be able to hear wverything welland this is the only youtube content I have to do that for. Please fix it Simon and the crew. Thanks in advance. 👍
Great content as per usual. Thumbs up!
Keep up the good work. Love Australia!
I did not expect a Vinland Saga reference 😂
Your lack of drip in this video ligit gave me pause. 😂
Insightful as always
Once again - thank you for my weekly debrief
The one video series I want to watch, and also dread uploads. It do be grim at times
Thank you for the weekly updates Simon and company.
Could yall add chapters in the description for the start of each story?
What concerns me most is not what Simon is reporting on but how most of the comments seem to be more concerned about his music than the actual content, especially what’s happening in Sudan and the attacks on shipping
@arthas640
19 күн бұрын
That's one thing that does bother me about some of his videos. Like half the top comments are about Simon's clothes, jokes about how many videos/channels he's on, or complaints about something petty like the music or a mispronounciation
@davidrossa4125
18 күн бұрын
Well the viewers have some level of control over the music. There is nothing they can do about Sudan however.
Sound is weird. Sounds like underwater.
@jrmckim
20 күн бұрын
Don't hear anything wrong
@mitchsmith7472
20 күн бұрын
You're probably hearing the background "noise"
When mindlessly scroll through youtube a new situation room will always make me pay attention. Always appreciated succinct reports on strories that need to be talked about more in the mainstream as a rule.
Simon looking kinda jacked. You been pumping my dude?
@frakismaximus3052
20 күн бұрын
It's for his side hustle as a male exotic dancer
@jrmckim
20 күн бұрын
I noticed this in a tigo episode this week.
@davyjones1335
20 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same.
@AddictTunes1617
19 күн бұрын
He’s the one getting pumped
Gotta say Simon, this is my favorite of your channels.
Don't tax my pantaloonz. LIVE FREE OR WEAR B-BALLER SHORTZ.
You can take the Slav out of the purge, but you can't take the purge out of the Slav.
@Emily-ou6lq
20 күн бұрын
you misspelled "jew". elensky is a jew (or at least thinks he is)
@zephyr8072
20 күн бұрын
@@Emily-ou6lq I'm speaking of the culture, genius.
@Emily-ou6lq
20 күн бұрын
@@zephyr8072 yea, me too. just pointing out you're confusing slavs with jews.
@Emily-ou6lq
19 күн бұрын
@@zephyr8072 Me too. You seem to confuse slavic culture with judeo-socialism?
@zephyr8072
19 күн бұрын
@@Emily-ou6lq Ah, so you're a nutter. Nevermind.
Between Simons T-Shirt and the overamped music track it seems like it's intern day at the office.
Needs to have a Pod for sure!
was not expecting Simon to be informed about anime of all things but hey I won't complain
Clear and concise as always.
I just needed a new video from you 😂thanks
Thank you for this segment, especially in presenting information about countries I barely see reported on in Canada (Kenya, Haiti, Sudan)
Suddenly the music blasts in the end, almost cant hear simon
Love this regular segment, but one critique. The background music isn’t “background.” It’s louder than the dialogue, especially on the last segment. Was unable to finish the video with closed caption.
@WackadoodleMalarkey
20 күн бұрын
Ah, ok, the _very_ end. I otherwise found it ok. Just fun aside for the algorithm: I like your user name and zebras are indeed strong as humanity has failed to domesticate them
@FukUrToS
20 күн бұрын
😅 don’t have that issue
@hksluiter
20 күн бұрын
I often watch several videos back to back and the audio quality can vary wildly. It's likely different teams working on different segments or channels but surely they can make sure that the quality microphones stay with Simon?
@rafael_lana
20 күн бұрын
@@hksluitergo on settings > additional settings > enable stable volume. Should fix most videos with poor mixing. Same for OC
@hansleijonmarck9768
19 күн бұрын
I have noticed it is far more common (than others) in KZread clips or other output from UK with irritating high background music. Mood before content it seams.
Thanks!
Great episode 🌟
Sound guy: Learn how to use a compressor. It makes dialog audible when you ramp up the music.
Casual sunday simon?
The world is literally on fire 🔥 thanks for the update. We're all going to die... How much time do we have? 😂😅
Love thess videos ❤
You should make your videos into audio format for spotify i like listening to your content while working
@47:00 background music swell overpowers Simon. re-edit time.
S and Z sound seem to be peaking audio
39:06 Simon just calling me out for stalling in my Vinland Saga binge was so out of left field 😭
Starfishes love current events on this channel... may this keep going
What’s up w the audio?
Maybe just me but I think the sound is a bit low and strange in quality.
@gyllkrans
20 күн бұрын
Well, it's not as crisp as usual, true, but as a life long metalhead with plenty of concerts behind me (meaning my hearing is well and truly fucked) I can still hear just fine.
I like how the Sudan segment is just happy music for some reason lol
Simon's outfit scream "emergency call from overworked news", hooked my attention even more.
What's going on with the audio?
Why do you never add timestamps?
@WackadoodleMalarkey
20 күн бұрын
Because you're gonna take _it all_ baby
@AddictTunes1617
19 күн бұрын
@@WackadoodleMalarkey😂😂
Great analysis.
Was on the fence about the second season of Vinland Saga, but Simon has firmly convinced me its not worth my time. I thank thee
I ain't ever been this early! Hello Simon! From 🇸🇴🇵🇱
@Somnationalist
20 күн бұрын
Are you western countries staying in Somalia for state building.
@elkristof86
20 күн бұрын
@@Somnationalist are you?
7:49 Ha, jokes on them. Czech railways doesn't work even if not hacked, waste of russian resources
@frakismaximus3052
20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mfallen2023
20 күн бұрын
lol. Touche
Hey Simon, you getting IV's lately? Hope all is well.
I couldn't hear a thing you said over the swelling music at the end 😂
The sound is way off. Be careful of high volumes or the pitch will hurt your ears.
@jamesoconnor5908
20 күн бұрын
Or turn it down? 😂
@pyromanticwolf1624
19 күн бұрын
@@jamesoconnor5908 tell me you have no idea what you're talking about without telling me you have no idea what you're talking about
As soon as a protest turns violent, it's not a protest. It's a riot. Riots are related to a protests. Rioting is kind of like protesting's less friendly cousin. A riot can be done with a fervor of resistance to something much like a protest. However, it does not meet the qualifications to be a protest and has consequences far more dire than a protest. More often than not a riot will galvanize the rioters' opponents. It will make them all the more willing to perform an action the rioters didn't want. The collateral damage of the riot will also bolster the ranks of the opponents.
Music at the end was so loud and distracting on my iPad.
I felt my head spin for a good 5 seconds when the video started & Simon wasn’t wearing a collared shirt 🥴
Is the audio just bad for me?
American here 🙋🏽♀️ I find "Tories" and "Labor" very confusing. Are Tories essentially Republicans and Labor essentially Democrats in terms of my country's politics?
@coconutsmarties
17 күн бұрын
Yes. But both are far more sane than their American equivalents. (They still crap though)
@angelitabecerra
17 күн бұрын
@@coconutsmarties I mean, we're fucking insane, let's be real here
That background volume towards the end needs more cowbell. Didn't distract me; it just needs more cowbell.
Something is up with the audio in this one, all the S sounds are really sharp and pitched too high.
The music is really loud Simon my gosh
39:02 Whoa that's my favorite of the 2 seasons though
@professorsolo6484
20 күн бұрын
Doubt he even knows what it is. His writers write the script.
@Writer-Two
20 күн бұрын
@@professorsolo6484 Gotcha
Glad I'm not the only one that was taken aback by the t-shirt lol
holy hell a rare form of Simon.. Casual!
I always enjoy your videos. This one though has a bit much of the hard s-frequencies. Making it a bit more difficult to listen to. 😢 Just a bit of constructive feedback. (Watching on an iPhone with its speakers) /audio engineer student
Anyone Muslim nations want to report the Sudan war for possible genocide? ANYONE WILL DO. Curious low interest in this conflict, no Jews involved though so makes sense. “Unfortunately we have to wipe them all out, including the children” South Africa is crickets now for some reason, the victims are even black africans but still, crickets.
I think a show on how Egypt has been affected by the canal being blocked off is needed. They got the ship blocking it delt with pretty quick but they seem slow to respond to this situation.
I can't be the only thinking, Simon looks a lot like Les Grossman in this episode.
80 billion debt? uh I actually wouldn't mind paying that for them....my country wastes 80 billion a day....prob more
@mfallen2023
20 күн бұрын
YOU can have YOUR taxes raised then. I'm not paying for it.
@seanparvis8568
20 күн бұрын
I don't pay taxes. they just print money. it's all funny money now anyway, i would worry more if it had value.....like lead.
@weirdshibainu
20 күн бұрын
Uh....how do you know that the money wouldn't disappear into a Swiss bank account?
remember that time the coalition launched a really tepid counterstrike against the houthi rebels, and we were told we had severely diminished the houthis capabilities. .. lol
@Hillary4SupremeRuler
20 күн бұрын
We did that's why they have been quiet for a little while. They have been recovering from the damage.
@johnbox271
20 күн бұрын
There are more than 50,000 container ships currently operating on the high seas at anyone time. The Houthis campaign has killed a total of four sailors, seized one vessel and sunk two since November. People are losing their minds. 🤨
I think that’s the first time I’ve seen Simon’s forearms and its throwing me off
Dressed down Simon. Must be a heat wave over there.
Hello there
@deedee4531
20 күн бұрын
Hello
@HenkGootjes66
20 күн бұрын
Hi there
@JakutzaLP
20 күн бұрын
Hoi
@Abysstvs
20 күн бұрын
Hola
@CainHalliwell
20 күн бұрын
Hola
PLEASE! PLEASE! Report on the ignored ethnic cleansing against Amhara ethnic group in Ethiopia, that has been going on for the last 6 years at the hands of 0romo separatist trabalists govt body, as the world looks away. Poor unarmed harmless farmers, women, children that know nothing about politics are being robbed of everything they own, including very little foods they have, drinking cups and cooking pots, displaced and m*ssacred because of their ethnicity. 🙏😭
Hey Simon, have you been working out? You appear more formidable today. Cheers!
Sheesh a T Shirt and Garbled audio? It really do be the sabbath!
lol someone that pays for assassins' services all the time whining that they're the target of an assassin seems a little childish
Audio is terrible, reupload please
@pretzelhunt
20 күн бұрын
re-dub your username
Kenyan here! Well put Simon!
I have noticed some errors in the edition department that have completely broken my inmerssion while watching these videos. This time, the loud music made me laugh a little bit.