“Asserting one’s dominance” has no place in the bro code, for all are to be made equal in the light of the code. From the pinnacle of our society to the lowest filth, all are as equals. Thus are we bros

@Rob-hb7wh

Жыл бұрын

In the name of the father, the brother, and the holy bro-spirit, bromen

@davidvalladares1819

Жыл бұрын

@@Rob-hb7wh bromen

@Rob-hb7wh

Жыл бұрын

@@davidvalladares1819 bromen 🙏

@Itsthatweeb

Жыл бұрын

@@Rob-hb7wh bromen

@unlitteralcompte

Жыл бұрын

@@snakeman5250 bromem

Actual urinal bro code: -Just don't make it weird. -Be quick about it. -Keep things clean.

@lolzorze

Жыл бұрын

you forgot the most important one -if there are urinals free you don't need to stand next to someone

@FiltyIncognito

Жыл бұрын

That's under the first rule

@AzhreiVep

Жыл бұрын

Addendum to number 1: Talking to anybody else at the urinal qualifies as making it weird. No exceptions.

@__-fm5qv

Жыл бұрын

But the pressure to be quick means you just don't end up pissing at all sometimes... and thats just awkward for everyone.

@FiltyIncognito

Жыл бұрын

@@__-fm5qv In ordeal to truly be fast one must first slow down. Empty your mind, relax, and let your essence flow. Then squeeze your bladder and hit that urinal like it kicked your dog. -Master Oogway, probably

It wouldn’t be the first time Yuzu was sandwiched between two guys

@AndrewTheMandrew531

Жыл бұрын

ßußy

@jamesnall6462

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Paris. Behold the Eifel Tower

@caydensartanimations3301

Жыл бұрын

Mans is diabolical

@xxmadgamerxx9977

Жыл бұрын

Ayo? I thought it was a sandwich tho

@afiqueshafon343

Жыл бұрын

@@xxmadgamerxx9977 Welp, you're maybe mistaken.. Just search some of her clips from at least 2 weeks ago

Women: men have it easy Men: we have a book on good manners.

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

I feel like having at least as complicated a code of manners and no book would be harder.

@VergilArcanis

7 ай бұрын

I've categorized most of the bro code rules into 4, possibly 5 books. 1 is bathroom etiquette. 2 is public situations with the bros, 3 is private settings with the bros, 4 is Internetting with the bros, 5 could be the exceptions book, but it might be easier to have exceptions listed alongside the rules.

@wolfeloma

5 ай бұрын

lol

Well of course Yuzu feels choose B. Being between two guys is her natural spot.

@lanoche

Жыл бұрын

I understand that reference

@RoachChan

Жыл бұрын

He knows the critical information

@groerhahn225

Жыл бұрын

Does this have to do with her OF?

@parthakundu005

Жыл бұрын

Thaanks for reminding me. Understood 🤣🤣

@heragon58

Жыл бұрын

Fucking savage

Its good that she educates herself on the Bro code to understand us more.

@appletherapy

7 ай бұрын

True

She’s laughing but the dividers in men’s bathrooms really need a redesign cause some weirdo keeps making them 3 foot short when they should be floor to ceiling dividers

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

Or worse (like my current job), they only stick out about a foot from the wall. There's a reason there's a line for the last urinal in the corner.

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

@@JaxMerrick jeez, just don't even bother installing them if they're that shallow. What? Were they just trying to create more surface area for the janitors to clean? What possible purpose could those have???

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 I'm sticking with the "more surfaces for the janitor."

@bouboulroz

Жыл бұрын

My theory is because it's supposed to make it easier to talk during this time. Nevermind that going to the bathroom is NOT a social setting for men, even when friends go at the same time. Like, it's not unusual for women who know each other to go into the bathroom together, and speak to each other while washing hands and redoing their make up. But if 2+ male friends go at the same time, it's not to keep their conversation going but out of convenience. Bros will stop talking as soon as they enter, do what they need to do, avoid any kind of visual contact, get out, then (and only then) resume their conversation at the precise point they stopped when they entered, as if the time spent in the bathroom never existed in the first place.

@Raoul.

Жыл бұрын

Bathrooms are designed by women. You can tell because they're clearly not made with the bro code in mind.

The correct answer is D. Use a stall.

@weebiron

Жыл бұрын

yeah if a stall is open I just open door piss

@io9671

Жыл бұрын

Nah bro E is the answer *piss in the sink*

@jimmychongas

Жыл бұрын

It's a Sit Piss World, huh?

@tilted_axis9819

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmychongas who said anything about sitting?

@AzhreiVep

Жыл бұрын

Nailed it. If a stall is open in this situation, use it.

Another thing to note the dividers sometimes are not there, so even if you are a urinal away people could still probably see.which is why when you use a urinal your supposed to only look up or down.

@NoobGamer-mh4gj

Жыл бұрын

Guys will still look though

@albertveneg2813

Жыл бұрын

@@NoobGamer-mh4gj nahhh bro u a weirdo if ur looking anywhere but up or down

@Javier-zw9sx

Жыл бұрын

@@albertveneg2813 You would be surprised. And the most shocking part is that is mostly the straight men who would take a look 😂

@justawanderingoldman7699

Жыл бұрын

@@Javier-zw9sx Nah I won't. And so far, all dude that I've met in a toilet is pretty civilized too. They just focus on their own stuff, then leave. The only time when I needed to be careful is when I got in with my troll friends. Other than that, it's not a problem. At my place at least.

The rule only applies if the other 2 are empty. if both are being used then there is no problem using B. If you have ever gone to a huge event you would know the code goes out the window when everyone needs to go to the point there are lines to the urinal.

@johnmiddleton4291

Жыл бұрын

That's what the sinks are for.

@FridgeRain

Жыл бұрын

Nah nah nah, you wait your turn.

@pokeman5000

Жыл бұрын

This is just so. I also would like to add another caveat if there are multiple (I.E 4+) urinals. If your bro is pissing by his lonesome you MUST take the spot next to him not only to boost his morale but to watch his back while in this vulnerable state. Also ensure he doesn't have a weak stream or other issues. prostate cancer is no joke. PPS. If he's using the urinal by the toilets and some none bro code user pisses on his shoes using the anonymity of the dividers you must BY LAW aid him in breaching the stall and beating the bro code offender.

@kotori87gaming89

Жыл бұрын

At boot camp you learn to share the urinals. The only real rule of the Bro Code is you don't cross the streams. As long as you don't cross the streams, you can fit 2, 3, or even 4 bros on a single urinal, depending on pressure and spray distance.

@absalomdraconis

Жыл бұрын

​@@FridgeRain : _USUALLY_ you wait your turn. If there's either: 1) a big line, or 2) the folks at the urinals have been standing there for 5 minutes, - _then_ you use the middle urinal, because anything else is a problem itself.

Whoah whoah whoah. He missed an important option: Is there a stall empty?

Random guy things: - No middle urinal. - Piss spots off the toilet, to clean it. - Ball realignment and scratch walks. - Carrying all shopping bags all at once in one turn. Or stuff in general, that's why we have so many pockets. - If at night a girl is scared walking in front of you, than go in front of her to mess with her. - Remember compliments for years. - Don't take deep breaths or touch butts at guy hugs. - The 3 or 5 second rule depending on the culture. - Shake the mouse if it's lost. - If a guy friend for no reason makes you a sandwich, it's glory and honor. - Weirdly repair things when visiting someone, who didn't repair something. Make the list bigger if you are in the mood.

@phantomblade7954

Жыл бұрын

List add on: - if talking about a subject that is too uncomfortable for some, phrase it in a joking manner as to give outs for others - friends talk frequently, however close friends can go for minutes at a time in silence without feeling too weird - conflicts between guys will either last a few minutes to a few months

@Ikxi

Жыл бұрын

Ohh good, so I'm the only one readjusting my junk all the time. It's so annoying sometimes when you're out and it's just like, in an awkward position, but you can't do anything.

@Kareszkoma

Жыл бұрын

@@Ikxi Yah! I was on the bike yesterday, and did the frog walk just to get the pp forward, and the balls free.

Yuzu is becoming more of a top from watching this video

The ghost punching things is real, and what most people don’t realize is that ghosts have connections. If someone displays themselves as a threat to spirits, they will tell their spirit friends so they know to avoid them. This is why most wall punching is done during a man’s teenage years, so he can display himself as a threat to intruding ghosts.

@loupblanc7944

Жыл бұрын

Truth

Of course she would pick the one in between two men.

Sandwich Yuzu chooses the sandwich option!

Shit the weemen cant learn about us punching the ghosts 👻

@laboon344

Жыл бұрын

What ?

In the military, your privacy/personal space are violated so much that you just lose all sense of this sort of stuff. Hell, one of the first tasks new SSgts are often assigned in my branch is to monitor people taking their piss tests for half the day. You basically stand over them, while they're at the urinal, to make sure they're not trying to cheat.

@theoriginalshew

Жыл бұрын

One time we fit 3 people in a Port-a-Potty because we didn't wanna wait and had to piss

@Lovelle1

Жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalshew Well, that sounds fun.

@Gatrehs

Жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalshew you know, it should be possible to make like a port-a-potty with 4 urinals.

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

@Lewis good ol' Sgt Pecker Checker...

@GLUFSAREN

Жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalshew that's different though, it wasn't with strangers.

Bros punch walls because physical pain is easier to deal with than emotional pain. And the bro group therapy sessions never go anywhere.

@johnchampion2040

Жыл бұрын

.... wow it makes sense

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

Bro group therapy consists of building, or destroying, something.

Yuzu should collab with CDawgVA and Lord Aethelstan. She'll learn the Bro-Code faster

@blarghinatelazer9394

Жыл бұрын

VEIN GANG

@arthanis07

Жыл бұрын

What about the great and mighty *Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind*

it's a "gentleman's etiquette"

Challenge mode: those urinals at parks and sporting events that are just metal troughs. Hell, I've been to a raceway where the urinal was just a fitch at foot level with a drain

I'll be honest I was kind of hoping for it to be serious. As hilarious as the bro code lesson is here I genuinely would like an informative video so that people can understand why we do things like keep secrets or do that awkward step/leg wiggle.

@Rob-hb7wh

Жыл бұрын

I truly believe the awkward step/leg wiggle is the first step a boy takes on his way to manhood

@indra_vrtrahan

Жыл бұрын

@@Rob-hb7wh AMEN, since that one awkward step, every thing changes, you are an evolved pokemon from that moment.

This guy has a great voice… He should be a vtuber!

@turbobanana

Жыл бұрын

He sounds like he’d do well lol.

@apollo___

Жыл бұрын

@@turbobanana Yeah I bet he’d be absolutey magging (term I made up)

@UnownDepth

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@reycal22

Жыл бұрын

I dunno but maybe with a bit of COPIUM he could be

@couchking4223

Жыл бұрын

Bruh ik he sounded familiar but I thought it was the copeium

Women learning about the bro code is truly peak entertainment

@RoachChan

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

As a man from the Army I have pissed enough outside or in pig troughs to not give a shit, but my eyes are GLUED straight ahead or upwards

the true dominant move isnt taking B. its going to share A or C

Lots of bros misunderstand the bro code. You don't use the urinal next to someone else IF there are other free urinals. You don't need to piss yourself, a bro wouldn't make you humiliate yourself in public. Always have your bro's back. But if you really want to, then go for it, I guess. The right thing to do would be to wait if you can, or use the middle one if you *really* have to piss.

This guy doesn't know the actual bro code: "Never Look Down. Eye straight ahead at the wall."

Am I the only one who follows the rule "if the stall is available take the stall"

Went to a bar once in Austin, some drag queen took the stall next to me and tried sneaking a peek. Shit like this is super uncomfortable

@_lime.

Жыл бұрын

Ask if they want a better look, assert dominance.

@yohanes7440

Жыл бұрын

What is drag queen?

@xXSpaceMexicanXx

Жыл бұрын

@@yohanes7440 it's a man who dresses and acts like a woman In an exaggerated fashion. They sometimes can be seen in adult shows, or are often associated with prostitution. Others do it for fun.

@yohanes7440

Жыл бұрын

@@xXSpaceMexicanXx I see

Ngl, he made the bro code a lot more convoluted than it had to be.

5:04 i don't think i've ever seen yuzu pause that fast before

An addendum: the urinal rule only applies in non-emergency situations. If you’re at the movies and it just ended and half the guys in the audience have been holding it through the last half hour and you’re all off to answer nature’s call, you go in, piss, wash your hands, and leave. As long as you keep your eyes front and your mouth shut you’ll be fine. Also, there is a rest stop in Ames, Iowa off route 35 Whose dividers between urinals and around the toilets are fucking five feet tall. I stand head and shoulders above them. If I’m not sitting I can see myself in the mirrors. And the room is two stories tall to boot. It’s like they revamped a design from the 1800’s back when people were shorter by average.

Wait, slightly low? Most of the urinals I've seen were either without dividers what so ever, or basically waist height.

@AzhreiVep

Жыл бұрын

Oh damn. Most of the ones I've seen have been about shoulder height, and only gone down to slightly below the bottom of the urinal.

1:08 Awkward to wait, but a norm and an unquestioned one. It's just, it's how it is.

in 2013 the M.R.E.C ( Men's Restroom Etiquette Committee) added a new clause "if the middle urinal is the only one available, you use the Stall"

this is why I always sit down

There is another possible solution to the urinal question. One shares urinal A or C with the homie who's already there.

lmao this guy sounds like Magni edit: (and now I know why...)

B is only for emergencies

OBJECTION! I'd like to make the argument that urinal B may be used, In the condition that it's an absolute emergency.

I honestly adore her personality and her voice.

Bro code: Used the urinals, leave the bathroom stalls for the bros that take coke in the low..

Wait till she hears that some urinals dont even have dividers

JOing and fighting demons LOL

When the world needed him to JO the most… he vanished

he's forgeting the fourth option, just go piss in the toilet stall lmao

You got it all wrong. The solution is to take a stall, but assert dominance by pissing straight into the water with as much noise as you can

I take D, use a Stall instead for extra privacy

This is a magnificent video. It really magnified my knowledge of the bro code. I was surprised by the magnitude of bro etiquette there is.

B, obviously. How else are you gonna hold a homie's junk (or dual wield) if they need help?

The dividing Walls be like 2 ft x 2 in x .5 in

They're learning our secrets!

the council would like to have a word with him....

Off course, option d( just use a stall to piss) is a real last resort.

The council will have a word with you

There is a dilemma here: On one hand, going just "fuck all" and pissing in the centre can be considerd a power move, but breaks the code. On the other, you may look petty, respectful at the same time.

Yuzu moth screams are such wonderful music.

The Prof be Ma-I mean Morbin'.

Dont forget, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it

She now knows..we can't let our Secrets out Bois Ofc Yuzu chose B If you know, you know

@shaisalters7469

6 ай бұрын

I understood it but ima need the name myboy y know research purposes

Yuzu for real ist the funniest out of the bunch 😂😂😊

imagine the girls room with no stall walls just a foot between each toilet

@damkylan3

Жыл бұрын

Eh, comparison doesn't work because men's rooms also have toilets which are constantly covered. Urinals exist because we can stand while we do it. I guess women also can, but it's not recommended.

I will admit sometimes I do pick B... but that's just because I'm so short and smol I never have to worry about the dividers being too short for me, and somehow I doubt I can really make anyone else uncomfortable when a lot of people mistake me for a child lol

Wait a second........

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

That last bit actually reminded me of the ghost puncher story.

Never Be anywhere near a bro we always keep a space between

B is only acceptable if there's a line up, but eyes forward, always.

I once went to a place that had NO DIVIDERS on it's urinals and they were all on the wall facing the entrance, so when you entered the bathroom and looked to the side you got a full and clear view of EVERYTHING.

Someone call a council meeting, he's telling a girl our secrets!

How are u so pretty and cute all the time i like to give u a big o hug

A lot of instant karma in this.

I love Yuzu 😂

Either wait for one or use a stall. B should never be used in any case. Unspoken rule

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRYSTALS, BRO

issue with that is many UK urinals are a trough with a splash-board, no choice but to grumble your presence known, do what needs to be done, wash up (far too many skip this step) then get the hell out. they also tend to be crammed into spaces smaller than the average sofa.

This is why I opt to piss near the road on a tree or post to avoid these contacts. I do get interesting things shouted at me such as "Turn around and show me what you got!"

Urinal dividers are a masterclass in malicious compliance. Somewhere there is an ordinance or rule that there must be a divider for urinals and whoever designs the dividers thought it was stupid, so as a result they are always too short or not wide enough. That way they can say they put the dividers as required, but they simply do nothing. It should be a crime.

Hell yeah, some Professor Lando stuff.

We really can’t be letting girls learn these critical secrets Edit: any maggers in here?

@sandenson

Жыл бұрын

I'm fucking magging, dude

@gemstonegynoid7475

Жыл бұрын

It's maggin time

@tfergy96

Жыл бұрын

I’m magging 24/7, man.

I can't believe he told them about the crystals

Someone call a council meeting! He's a traitor!

Yuzu is back Classes resume Jan 2023 It's gonna be a good ass year

little did she knows she is watching a certain maggin' man

Someone call a meeting!

Nothing wrong with JOing with the bros to recharge

I already saw urinals with no dividals, i chose answer C that time

That escalated quickly

always b. assert dominance

He forgot “bros before hoes” and the 23 wingman accords

Some times there is not even a divider

These are just facts being taught. Everyone should kno bro code. Some people need a whole semester of this

The only time where B is correct is at a sports game during an intermission

Majority of DIVIDERS are doing nothing but DIVIDING MY PACIENCE WANTING TO STRANGLE WHOEVER MADE EM SO SMALL

punching the wall is much teh same as self harm or cutting, its coping, its releasing something without harming anyone else

You pick one away and if non thats when your allowed to take one in between or you walk out and once one leaves walk back in

Only take option B during an EXTREME emergency

unless you know the dude beside you NEVER go beside the other dude