If im defusing a bomb and see a notification for a ytp i stop everything and watchit

@wxrps

4 жыл бұрын

DreamsRcolors lol

@conntoons_4848

4 жыл бұрын

Bomb later, video now

@awesomechannel257

4 жыл бұрын

DreamsRcolors is there going to be a toy toy 4

@TheNMan64

4 жыл бұрын

Because that's what heroes do

@mh20162

4 жыл бұрын

What if you're humping your neighbour?

Jesse: Being there for Andy. We kno- Woody: SHUT UP! My favorite part of the video.

@QwistoffYTP

4 жыл бұрын

Only woody's word matters

@TheAnchorArmsChad

4 жыл бұрын

@@QwistoffYTP (beats sheriff down for that)

@FLUFFYFURRYMOTH

4 жыл бұрын

King Bash mine too I am laughing so hard

@adriantenorio8612

4 жыл бұрын

Stob is not cutis is funi is gut

@sum1664

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

0:24 Woody: **dies** Rex: “oh well we tried”

@Q-tube1

3 жыл бұрын

Woody: Stromboli you’ve done it!

@zoeysavino709

8 ай бұрын

*Universal theme plays* Evil Universal!

@jemskee9188

5 ай бұрын

😂

@SethMalikStyle2567-ym9ui

2 ай бұрын

Woody: What what it's a plastic *then the barrel was exploded* *Woody screams*

1:43 being there for Andy we- SHUT UP

@Dylan-cj5qr

2 ай бұрын

I always thought in the movie they should shut up!

0:27 eViL uNiVeRsAl Most epic cross over in hi history 👌

4:31: "Ah, great! G R E A T !" *_We ArE gOnNa DiE._*

@kaylewolf

3 жыл бұрын

Yes hehe

@ProfessorGopher2030

Жыл бұрын

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZ!!!!!

@ianloftus6692

Жыл бұрын

Alien.exe has stopped working.

@zoeysavino709

Жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

_"Well hello there..."_ _"You're not going Anywhere"_

@fantastic2355

4 жыл бұрын

subscribe to me

@OubleJum

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi

@Ninjagal22

3 жыл бұрын

"1st thing you gotta know about me, I'm a killer!"

@briannafortman5476

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

0:40 “What? Whaaaaaat? It’s plastic!” Too good

@Chulosxd09

3 жыл бұрын

Very funny that part of the ytp

@kayshaduke5080

3 жыл бұрын

* M O N K E Y S* * Evil laughing* Woody. JUST PUSH IT Buzz: PUSH IT Potato head: What the…

@lunasoul6200

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes

Жыл бұрын

@@kayshaduke5080 “what the…?”

@zoeysavino709

Жыл бұрын

@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes *Fires laser everywhere* Hold you're fire! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hey a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks! *Don't play with lasers*

2:12 I was LITERALLY laughing my head off for an hour straight at this 😂

@drawkingg3271

3 жыл бұрын

1:50

@WilliamBurg2721

2 жыл бұрын

2:11

@GabrielPerez-br5mm

6 ай бұрын

IN THE ATTIC!!!

Woody and monkey:can you feel the love... Buzz: wHerS tHaT BonDiNg StRiP

@Kwazii0

4 жыл бұрын

*wai-*

@oefest

4 жыл бұрын

oh no, it's one of those people

@kiro822

4 жыл бұрын

Happy?

@dragonguy556

2 жыл бұрын

This is serious buzz!

4:22 So that's where Buzz's bonding strip went.

@QwistoffYTP

4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, you're right! 😆

@alexistheamazing2796

4 жыл бұрын

Qwistoff YTP buzz must get his revenge!!!!!!

@masukitamo

4 жыл бұрын

A BONDING STRIP is something you hold.

Jessie: "Being there for Andy we kno-" Woody: "SHUT UP!" Jessie: *Excuse me face* LMAO!

@mariosonic9153

2 жыл бұрын

This is about Woody. No one else matters.

1:40 "We've always said this job isn't about YOU!!! It's about…" "Being there for Andy, we know-" "SHUT UP!!!"

@ChristopherBerdebes

2 жыл бұрын

This job isn’t about Andy. It’s about me!

@supermarionatedog9879

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

@howardvonstauffer

2 жыл бұрын

" W H A T ? "

@ChristopherBerdebes

2 жыл бұрын

Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody. Andy doesn’t want you.

@jacobmadrid2423

Жыл бұрын

Give it a vinal noggin Woody; Andy doesn’t want you.

“Oh WeL we tRiED.” - Rex 2020

@cameronmuise14

4 жыл бұрын

1999 actually

@mdragonace1278

4 жыл бұрын

R/whoooos

@mdragonace1278

4 жыл бұрын

Tribal island toe jammer RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR//////// WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH

@mdragonace1278

4 жыл бұрын

Tribal island toe jammer ever heard of R/Bonehurtingjuice

“Evil Universal!” Yeah, they made Cats for crying out loud!

@KenMasters.

4 жыл бұрын

They also ruined Street Fighter: The Ultimate Battle, DooM, Warcraft: The Beginning and DooM: Annihilation.

@KenMasters.

4 жыл бұрын

@David Spencer Fox was ruined to start with. They even ruined Marvel's X-Men, Fantastic 4, Daredevil and Elektra. Until Disney out classed them.

@lfc_szn4274

4 жыл бұрын

If Universal was evil, did the Fast & Furious franchise flop???

@AvalancheTV

4 жыл бұрын

David Spencer but if Disney didn’t buy Fox, we wouldn’t have The Simpsons on Disney+

@bruhchamp16593

4 жыл бұрын

welp, that’s business.

Buzz: What's important is that we stay together. Woody: No *Buzz closes his helmet in anger* I no joke lost it.

2:28 Well that plot twist came further before than I remember.

*"Hello There!"* *"You're not going anywhere."*

@fantastic2355

4 жыл бұрын

subscribe to me

@cammiedda6911

4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic 2 no u

@LunamoonOwO

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@caronnita828

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@officialinsanity

4 жыл бұрын

I need to get a gun

4:37 Woody's ultimate "Endgame" sacrifice.

@Bunnyboy195

4 ай бұрын

Is Woody flipping the bird?

3:05 Request DENIED! was a funny scene lol

Buzz: I demand to lodge a complaint Lotso: Request DENIED!

"Daycare is a sassy place for lonely old sad toys who have sad days." "ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN!"

@caronnita828

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@llamazarecool

3 жыл бұрын

wait til you see what SAAAD lonely old toys are like 😂😂

@WElRDPRODUCTIONS

3 жыл бұрын

No both of you Calm Down

@alice5762

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

Buzz: "I demand to lodge a complaint!" Lots-o: "Request *DENIED!"* Buzz: ... Where's that bonding strip?

@alexdionisos

4 жыл бұрын

Woody: *Facepalm* Buzz

@lexithegamergirl2478

4 жыл бұрын

WHY

@Syphur_X

4 жыл бұрын

That's my favourite part

@brentgriggs1832

4 жыл бұрын

Buzz:HOW DARE YOU!!!!

@masukitamo

4 жыл бұрын

Your BONDING STRIP is IN THE ATTIC!!!!!!

1:13 “Hey a laser.” “It’s a little lightbulb that blinks.”

@marialopez-ql9ec

Жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@zoeysavino709

Жыл бұрын

That's why Qwistoff tells you to not play with lasers

Nobody: Buzz lightyear: *WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?*

@kayshaduke5080

3 жыл бұрын

Woody:Oh buzz

@hobomike6935

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayshaduke5080 1:32 ok...uh, we all knew-" "DYAGH!" " *AAAAAUUUUUUGGHHH OOF!* "

@Q-tube1

3 жыл бұрын

He can only get it if he sucks eyeballs from there sockets

25 years later and Buzz is still looking for his bonding strip

@Nolyswag1

2 жыл бұрын

26 and counting

@alice5762

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thebarryshow15

2 жыл бұрын

0:10 RIP Mr Potato Head (1995-2010)

@PeanutBuny27

Жыл бұрын

Oh buzz

@98yuhujkui-0poik

Жыл бұрын

@@Nolyswag1 27 and counting

Quistoff’s Woody is more evil than Universal!

@lululuvscats

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he was initially a lot more evil in the original movie script. ^_^'

@randomcommenter7900

4 жыл бұрын

@@lululuvscats yeah, but alot of it was too inappropriate for kids

5:09 made me laugh even with captions on

2:24 It's nice! The door has a rainbow! =D (That part cracked me up comedy genius XD)

It almost feels like everyone in this ytp is a murderer

@icel8828

4 жыл бұрын

ソロモン that’s cuz they are

@kawaiidogmonster4151

4 жыл бұрын

Especially Woody

@frazerrobertson2

4 жыл бұрын

@GamingForward stop saying that

@SisterlyTie

4 жыл бұрын

wHY?

@Diamondesignsempires

4 жыл бұрын

@@kawaiidogmonster4151 wow one of my favorite characters was a murderer, thats why i love woody XD

Buzz: "You can do it Woody!" Me: "I don't think he can't do it." Love that part! XD 3:27

@jacobdehaan4114

4 жыл бұрын

Shawn Mante Woody: AAHH!!!

@no8907

4 жыл бұрын

I must get back to repairing MY SHIP

@Maxolian1

4 жыл бұрын

@@no8907 Woody cound´t do it

@Maxolian1

4 жыл бұрын

Woody: YOU´RE STUPID BUZZ! >:(

@_LB05

3 жыл бұрын

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Legend has it that Buzz is still looking for that bonding strip.

3:27 Buzz: you can do it woody Woody: ahhhh

"The perfect trilogy doesn't exist!" Qwistoff: Hold my beer....

@breezyistired2870

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my bonding strip

@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331

4 жыл бұрын

*lightbeer

@potionoffireresistance9901

4 жыл бұрын

364 teas*

@jenravese7946

2 жыл бұрын

the quadruplegy

@dragonguy556

2 жыл бұрын

You stay away from beer

Buzz: *breaths* Woody: So you have chosen death

1:07 the real death star 2 destruction

I DEMAND TO TALK TO WOODY! Ooh ooh okay wooesl so you wanna talk it the hard way huh? My favorite! 🤣😂

4:15 I never laughed that hard and so loud before lol

@drawkingg3271

3 жыл бұрын

1:50

Random comment: If you still haven’t had Stromboli yet, Stromboli forces you to eat it in front of the camera

@SanguiniCore

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliaspeter7689 *Stromboli is a food. duh.*

@alexdionisos

4 жыл бұрын

And then he'll knock-a you silly

"WHERE IS THAT BONDING STRIP?" I love this phrase:))

My favourite part. 3:10

Woody dies Rex: Oh well we tried Me: 🤣

@christianbarbosa1746

4 жыл бұрын

Latso: You’re Safe now Woody: That’s a lie! Latso: I think this Cowboy needs to learn himself some manners! Woody: Stay away! Latso: I’m a hugger! Woody: Ya I know, it’s getting on my nerves!

@isabelcruz4637

4 жыл бұрын

SPIDERMAN Forever! Same here

@ciamellawalker8526

4 жыл бұрын

100th like :)

@marymclove7153

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Lotso: I’m a hugger. Woody: Yeah I know it’s getting on my nerves!

4:16 best one, same like in the actual scene 👌😂

2:12 Currently playing “♪ IN THE ATTIC!! ♪ “

@pulsetiger0847

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite, IN THE ATTIC

1:54 MY FAVORITE PART

@HunterFilmsYTOfficialYouTube

2 ай бұрын

SAME

1:21 Woody: Uh guys, we need a lunch meeting! Hamm: Ah, you can't be serious! *gets cooked in an oven* Woody: Perfect. Mr. Potato Head: Murderer! Great job. 😆👏👍

@summergolding1539

3 жыл бұрын

Buzz: *woody is kinda sus*

@agnes9925

3 жыл бұрын

@@summergolding1539 *Woody was The Imposter* *0 imposters remain*

@ChristopherBerdebes

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, first off… *attacks Buzz*

@jaychapmanisagreathero2385

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChristopherBerdebes did you see the evil universal (0:27)

@jaychapmanisagreathero2385

2 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel_Playz Yeah he's Sus woody

4:29 Why is that so damn funny? 😂

3:32 I must go back repairing my ship lmao😂

*"Oh WeLl We TriEd"*

@kawaiidogmonster4151

4 жыл бұрын

Sure you did

@tiobobbyswift1840

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@huffleclaw1019

4 жыл бұрын

Me after trying to get up from my bed

@Toon_Fox212

4 жыл бұрын

The creators of the old sonic design be like

@joshoptimismprothe2ndchann973

4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P Woody.

Woody: He was putting Aliens IN THE ATTIC (Movie)

2:00 "Daycare is a sassy place for lonely old sad toys who had sad days." "Fine. Just wait until you see what *_SAAAAAAAAAAAGHD!!!!_* lonely, old, washed up toys" I think I broke my laugh box from that.

@Memefan

2 жыл бұрын

Both of you! Calm down!

@GIGASPACEBLOB

2 жыл бұрын

@@Memefan IN. THE. AATAAAC!! IN. THE. AATAAAC!! THE! *THE!* AATAAAC!! THE! *THE! A A T A A A C ! !*

@ChristopherBerdebes

2 жыл бұрын

Calm down now guys let’s just keep this in perspective

@Valveiscool.

Жыл бұрын

@@Memefan IN THE ATTIC IN THE ATTIC THE THE ATTIC THE THE ATTIC

@lazermariobros3749

Жыл бұрын

Perspective? this place is perfect

You got me at "Evil Universal!" 😂

Buzz: whats important now is we stay together Woody: no Buzz: *angry putting helmet noises*

“All of you are trash!” Well Woody is kinda right.

@Kwazii0

4 жыл бұрын

Forky: *TRasH?*

@henrygerecke5376

4 жыл бұрын

304LighthouseBasement

@monicadick5189

3 жыл бұрын

huh

@monicadick5189

3 жыл бұрын

r u a universal studios editor?

@hobomike6935

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kwazii0 he was putting you, *IN THE TRASH!*

The beginning with a dark woody and the laugh is funny.

Buzz: BoNdInG sTrIp I love it when he says that

If you remember this you’re an og “I am Mrs Nesbit” “Oh Really?”

@superplush2970

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dragonguy556

2 жыл бұрын

1 like = 1 og

5:11 that is the greatest idea ever

2:56 Scary laugh. He ha ha! >:)

@alwayspasta

3 жыл бұрын

1:53 Mental Breakdown

1:10 STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP

0:40 What? What? It's Plastic! (EXPLOSION) AHHHHH!!!!!!

Woody: What, What? It’s plastic. *b o o m* Woody: *A A A A-*

@CTTE06

3 жыл бұрын

*how wrong was he*

@SomeDUDE-of2fs

3 жыл бұрын

@@CTTE06 *M O N K E Y S*

@Swaggerham_395

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t play with lasers

@deboraculpeper2448

3 жыл бұрын

*_M o N k E y S_*

@hobomike6935

3 жыл бұрын

It was a plastic 🧨 explosive

0:25 Rex: oh well. We tried. Me: oh well. He died. XD

@Ryan-ib6dy

2 жыл бұрын

Evil Universal Plays

Finally! We get the Andy and Bonnie fight we've been waiting for!

0:25 *"Oh WeLl, wHe TrIeD."*

@nnc21july83

3 жыл бұрын

rex savageness increased by 99%

5:22: who's say give me a toy, man

@supertylerworld2509

3 ай бұрын

Bonnie

"EVIL UNIVERSAL" my fav part lol XD

@MrNumberkid

5 ай бұрын

EVIL UNIVERSAL, A COMCAST COMPANY.

Woody: "Just push it." Buzz: "Push it." Me: Push it real good..

Buzz: Where's that bonding strip?! Woody: IN THE ATTIC!!! Mr. Potato Head: Gettin' kinda tense aren't ya

“First thing you gotta know about me” “IM A KILLER”

@101jir

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it as "I'm a Hitler."

@arrash4388

3 жыл бұрын

I heard 'kiddler'

@CTTE06

3 жыл бұрын

A W W W W W L O O K A T Y O U A L L

@Q-tube1

3 жыл бұрын

Lotso: hugs I’m a killer.me: oh no Stromboli’s using his tactics on lotso

0:18 I love how they’re still talking 😂

0:27 Buzz Lightyear: EVIL UNIVERSAL! Universal: THAT'S MR EVIL UNIVERSAL TO YOU-

No one: Rex: "Woody, it's nice! See? The door has a rainbow on it!" 2:22 😂😂😂

Why does Woody hate Buzz so much? Is it all the schmoes or is it because he never got that bonding strip for his spaceship? Great video, as always, Qwistoff! :)

@dimitriwarchief301

4 жыл бұрын

I bet both

@lexithegamergirl2478

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah just why

@alexandrah8644

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, I always knew that woody and buzz hated each other all along.

@nickallison2857

4 жыл бұрын

It's for slamming him down after picking him up in toy toy 2

@WinstontheClown

4 жыл бұрын

The bonding strip is for the schmoes

3:03 Buzz: I demand to lodge a complaint. Lotso: Request DENIED

Woody: “You got a date with justice after...” The train: falling off a cliff while they are on it talking.

@TheTrueGoofyGoober

3 жыл бұрын

Here’s something else I found funny. This is not about you or staying together or Andy this is about me.

2:28 Lotso: Well hello there, you’re not going anywhere!

2:45 That's how i was like when i went to daycare

@masukitamo

4 жыл бұрын

Never happened to me I might have been shy

@twistedGamRmlg

4 жыл бұрын

Thx for the free time stamp

@ThatFurryTeen

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute I saw a comment just like this one!!

0:47 the screen shakes*laughs*

Buzz: Where's that bonding strip?! Woody: Oh, Buzz... That had me XD

3:04 I demand to lodge a complaint! Request *DENIED!* *W h e r e ' s t h a t b o n d i n g s t r i p ?* Oh, Buzz!

Buzz: I demand a logic complaint! Latso: Request *DENIED!* I died laughing XD

@DRSTRANGELOVEIN

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Jones III “....... where’s that bonding strip?”

@DivineChaos204

3 жыл бұрын

Woody: oh buzz *rubs forehead*

@CausedByXO

2 жыл бұрын

Same xD

5:22 _Top 10 greatest Anime battles_

@Bunnyboy195

6 ай бұрын

What movie is this from?

3:07 Buzz: Where's that Bonding strip? Me: Do you really need some tape here?

When Qwistoff uploads 4:16

1:23 If that's for the lunch meeting, I wonder what's for dinner then?

@jurassickaiju14

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaa, Ahaaaaaa...

@musingsofahomeschooler5332

4 жыл бұрын

MorimotoYTP fries

@puppybooidk1832

4 жыл бұрын

Potato salad

@randomcommenter7900

4 жыл бұрын

Hor-

@AlfredoElPaisaRojas

4 жыл бұрын

PATATO HEADS

3:16 Woody Pride From Star Command? I Laughed Forever. 🤣🤣

1:22 he can’t be serious about being a perfect murderer

4:52 I think that's our que to spam "Do TOy ToY fOR PlEz!"

@rachellelouise6112

4 жыл бұрын

Do it plox

IN THE ATTIC. Can't wait for the remix!

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a really good underrated movie. Thanks for referencing it man.

The universal part was the best, I was shocked

*_😏Evil Universal!😏_*

@christianbarbosa1746

4 жыл бұрын

What is so evil about Universal!? 🤣

@Cruzr1872

4 жыл бұрын

SPIDERMAN Forever! Illumination being done by the minions

@benrobson3442

4 жыл бұрын

Universal teamed up with Disney's animation rival, DreamWorks.

@SanguiniCore

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cruzr1872 *If you don't like minions then keep it to yourself.*

@Alberto9Herrera

4 жыл бұрын

Universal made Cats and Dolittle.

Woody: What? Whaaaaat!? It's Plastic! *my favorite part of the video* Boy He was Wrong!

0:27 *universal logo flies over them* "evil universal"

One of my favorite YTPs ever.

5:14 The catchphrase we all know and love

@averyoldchannelthatiusedbe9323

4 жыл бұрын

tHeReS a sNaKe iN mY bOoT

@equations4544

4 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta till a snake really in his boot

4:22 Me And my Friend fighting then we becomes friends the next day xD 😂

Every day when I’m looking for something I always say “ *where’s that bonding strip?!* “ It’s so funny to see you make that reference too! I thought I was the only one!