YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion (15k Sub Special)

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I never thought I would have a video with over a million views, let alone two videos with over a million views. Holy shit.
[Don't get too excited. Only 15 minutes of this is an original poop. The rest is shout-outs, but I've chosen the best bits (in my opinion) of the poopers I've given shout-outs to, so those should be fun as well.]
(Also, I have a Facebook page! / chickenpika Go there now! Or don't. Whichever.)
The title is a filthy lie. There's also some Ashens, Sabine, and a few other sources. And, obviously, there's not all that much widening of vaginas. Also, the exact bit in the thumbnail never actually happens. I sit on a throne of festering lies.
Thank you all so much for your support!

Пікірлер: 3 600

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings9 жыл бұрын

    "He hated me because I was a wooden goat." I think we've all been there.

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    DaThings1 Hi! Great to see you here!

  • @-divinetragedy

    @-divinetragedy

    7 жыл бұрын

    DaThings1 hi senpai

  • @shakenbaken1493

    @shakenbaken1493

    6 жыл бұрын

    He'd shout, he'd rant and rave, "YOU WOODEN GOAT!"

  • @martinfranks9883

    @martinfranks9883

    5 жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @mybestfriendlober

    @mybestfriendlober

    5 жыл бұрын

    mine hates me because i am a etruscan boar vessel.

  • @insanetea4065
    @insanetea40658 жыл бұрын

    "and thats the story of when i robbed the bank with my sister" OMG IM ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @dondemitri3760

    @dondemitri3760

    6 жыл бұрын

    words cannot describe how off-guard I was caught by that

  • @Thescooped23

    @Thescooped23

    7 ай бұрын

    It was midnight and I was trying not to wake up the whole house

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator4 жыл бұрын

    4:20 might be the most incredible sentence mixing i've ever heard

  • @PsychoticGirl2023

    @PsychoticGirl2023

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Brysen Belkosky ?

  • @inraiearth777

    @inraiearth777

    Жыл бұрын

    Not to mention the totality of what happened... He threatened his brothers life with a gun and God in defense of a type of anime girl, basically saying that the type of girl is the opinion of the brothers of the lord.

  • @kevinkunst3870

    @kevinkunst3870

    Жыл бұрын

    You don’t hear bible verses being sentenced mixed often, let alone accurate ones that are actually coherent. Holy shit.

  • @hwate8

    @hwate8

    Жыл бұрын

    12:15 And yet, he's still prouder of his Touhou-music-replicating.

  • @davejohansen8603

    @davejohansen8603

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the automated captions caught 90% of that

  • @james-jh3fk
    @james-jh3fk4 жыл бұрын

    1:05 he goes from "ah shit my gf is pregnant" to "touch up some lass from the sweety kiosk." I couldn't stop laughin for a solid 10 minutes

  • @GodzillaLordofallMonsters

    @GodzillaLordofallMonsters

    3 жыл бұрын

    ChOcOlaTE cAkE

  • @robertmcginty4146

    @robertmcginty4146

    Жыл бұрын

    A BABY!!!

  • @SuperMarioWowza67

    @SuperMarioWowza67

    Жыл бұрын

    FAT BANANA

  • @mentlegensmusic4115

    @mentlegensmusic4115

    Жыл бұрын

    1:13 I remember when this video came out and i laughed my ass off at this timestamp

  • @thecianinator

    @thecianinator

    Жыл бұрын

    "Feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"

  • @ktnfx
    @ktnfx7 жыл бұрын

    "Hand on the lady in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"

  • @demonking86420

    @demonking86420

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I put my hand out the bag, my sister was wet and tight"

  • @littleblueriolu9093

    @littleblueriolu9093

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hand on the windmills, feel the rhythm of the rape.

  • @88LaurenJade

    @88LaurenJade

    4 жыл бұрын

    1:13

  • @adamchmielewski6162

    @adamchmielewski6162

    4 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055

    @twoscarabsintheswarm9055

    3 жыл бұрын

    The exact same comment is right above you XD. Just a year later

  • @kid-ronin
    @kid-ronin7 жыл бұрын

    Bendy B E N D Y *B E N D Y*

  • @molotovbruddah8507

    @molotovbruddah8507

    4 жыл бұрын

    andrew wright PPWW-

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    3 жыл бұрын

    and the Ink Machine

  • @abandonedhhhv

    @abandonedhhhv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pingas

  • @urs915

    @urs915

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @GodzillaLordofallMonsters

    @GodzillaLordofallMonsters

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dad had a bendy pee-ness

  • @KillerQueenCommanderKhashoggi
    @KillerQueenCommanderKhashoggi5 жыл бұрын

    "Dad?" "Yes?" "Your mouth's open. Shut your mouth dad." HONESTLY SAME

  • @presidentofallfoodnice8113

    @presidentofallfoodnice8113

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hehege

  • @pyrogaming175

    @pyrogaming175

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or else you sorros

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    10 ай бұрын

    ✨relatable✨

  • @carminethepilot
    @carminethepilot4 жыл бұрын

    “My dad had a bend-ee peen-is.”

  • @ThetaLavWaves

    @ThetaLavWaves

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you jotaro

  • @Rainbow__cookie

    @Rainbow__cookie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @bypig

    @bypig

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ho ho jotaro

  • @metetural9140

    @metetural9140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Vaquaizalid "When I was 4 I was in a band playing Holy Diver." Yes I know it's a different Dio! We know that ya fool!

  • @markmcpheters

    @markmcpheters

    3 жыл бұрын

    bendy bendy OW,THAT HURT! I DIDN'T HURT YOU!

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph8 жыл бұрын

    Feel the rhythm of the Sexual Harassment Law-Suit LMAO

  • @ad9red

    @ad9red

    8 жыл бұрын

    hand on the CHŒCÒLCOATECÄKKE

  • @DynoSkrimisher

    @DynoSkrimisher

    8 жыл бұрын

    AD⁹ Red The rain had stopped...The wool rolled up. Eventhemanwhohadthegasmeter.

  • @DynoSkrimisher

    @DynoSkrimisher

    8 жыл бұрын

    DynoSkrimisher *Wool in the sleeping bag. damn.*

  • @YoFacey

    @YoFacey

    8 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOO

  • @AMinuteOfMinecraft

    @AMinuteOfMinecraft

    8 жыл бұрын

    +DynoSkrimisher read the gas meter*

  • @Blu_LGC
    @Blu_LGC8 жыл бұрын

    I really like how he just read a whole bible passage

  • @millah468

    @millah468

    8 жыл бұрын

    damn daniel

  • @Blu_LGC

    @Blu_LGC

    8 жыл бұрын

    wow

  • @leftclicky

    @leftclicky

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's a pulp fiction reference ;)

  • @TheZooyorker6

    @TheZooyorker6

    8 жыл бұрын

    not actually a real Bible passage it's from pulp fiction

  • @Blu_LGC

    @Blu_LGC

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Eli Sargent yeah, apparently, haven't seen it.

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__5 жыл бұрын

    Pulp Fiction joke that should be in a museum.

  • @jeanmichellelaurent

    @jeanmichellelaurent

    Жыл бұрын

    Like that was legitimately impressive

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader13216 жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my friends at school recently, and it was the funniest reaction from anyone I’ve seen. They couldn’t stop laughing at how well made this is.

  • @imustbeames3727

    @imustbeames3727

    3 жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my friends at school and they fed me to THE SKYFOOGLE

  • @crippledcrusader1321

    @crippledcrusader1321

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@imustbeames3727 if that happened, how’re you still alive to tell the tale?

  • @josephh.gamingnthings1474

    @josephh.gamingnthings1474

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crippledcrusader1321 Magic!

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    Жыл бұрын

    ⁠​⁠@@crippledcrusader1321 I dunno!

  • @KitaSmc
    @KitaSmc8 жыл бұрын

    1) apple snatch 2) jammybo 3) ISIS reminds me of my school meals

  • @dr.edwardrichtofen2329

    @dr.edwardrichtofen2329

    8 жыл бұрын

    +drummer4life133 Um. . .

  • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

    @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

    7 жыл бұрын

    FL4Me wanna join myyy claaan

  • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

    @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

    7 жыл бұрын

    lel XD

  • @davecrupel2817

    @davecrupel2817

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chocolate.

  • @beepboop4741

    @beepboop4741

    5 жыл бұрын

    translation apple snatch-apple flavour va- nah I better not actuallyjammybo-harrybo fell into a pot of jamISIS- your sisters e y e b a l l s

  • @slvrcobra1337
    @slvrcobra13379 жыл бұрын

    "Hand on the woman in the sweetie kiosk, feel the rhythm of the SEXUALHARASSMENTLAWSUIT." Lol.

  • @f0rm0r

    @f0rm0r

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Eddie "JaggSauce" Gluskin I'M BEGINNING TO GET THE PICTURE!

  • @cannon9009

    @cannon9009

    8 жыл бұрын

    For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow-ver and died.

  • @slvrcobra1337

    @slvrcobra1337

    8 жыл бұрын

    "We went to Rollie Pollie Pizza, THE FIERCEST cafe IN THE WORLD!!!"

  • @k33guygames13
    @k33guygames136 жыл бұрын

    “Hand on your girlfriends belly, feel the rhythm of the baby!!” I’m dying!! XD

  • @user-in4kh6xk3u

    @user-in4kh6xk3u

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHATAMIGONNADOO

  • @quantum.codex42

    @quantum.codex42

    3 жыл бұрын

    Weeeeww

  • @NateCraven318

    @NateCraven318

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quantum.codex42 "Hand on the lady in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit"

  • @quantum.codex42

    @quantum.codex42

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NateCraven318 Hand on the *cHOCOLATE CAKE*

  • @toejammer01

    @toejammer01

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NateCraven318 Hand on the c h o c o c a e k

  • @andrewmorrice9139
    @andrewmorrice91395 жыл бұрын

    Even un-pooped, Michael's dad sounds like an utter nut-case.

  • @impatienstheshmuck5348

    @impatienstheshmuck5348

    2 жыл бұрын

    I imagine it was mainly because of the different parenting standards of the time, when verbal abuse was still very widely seen as an appropriate measure when kids were misbehaving.

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    Жыл бұрын

    @@impatienstheshmuck5348 now it’s the whole other way around where parents just don’t really watch their kids, give them a iPad instead and then wonder why they become spoiled later on

  • @slurp-savior

    @slurp-savior

    9 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@Azurethewolf168I lived in the phone era and my parents still watched me and made sure that I didn’t become spoiled Kinda sucks how my and other generations family is just seen as spoiled by older internet users and people I get how some new gen kids are bad (looking at you early TikTok) but some older people are still on the same level most of the time (once again, TikTok)

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    9 ай бұрын

    @@slurp-savior look man, I know some parents don’t, but a lot do. So we should have them be accountable. I never used Reddit, so I don’t get your argument here.

  • @vivus5245
    @vivus52457 жыл бұрын

    The bible verse looked like it took forever to edit. Good sentence mixing, though. :D

  • @tezzadasmoke9747

    @tezzadasmoke9747

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rafeeq it is a reference to pulp fiction. watch it and u will realise

  • @vivus5245

    @vivus5245

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tezza da smoke I actually knew that already, but thanks for sharing anyway. :)

  • @KidCorporate

    @KidCorporate

    5 жыл бұрын

    Holy buckets you weren't kidding.

  • @intelligentshitpastinginc

    @intelligentshitpastinginc

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was only at the start of the video and I thought _surely not_ I was remembering the wrong Bible passage. I thought of Rosenicus 24:9

  • @jordantolkar2586

    @jordantolkar2586

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the automatic captions got like 90-95% of the entire sentence mix!

  • @clefttwain1087
    @clefttwain10878 жыл бұрын

    "feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit" XD

  • @realTRDEMRK

    @realTRDEMRK

    6 жыл бұрын

    *loccent

  • @deffdefying4803

    @deffdefying4803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@realTRDEMRK *lawsuit

  • @jackcrossems
    @jackcrossems3 жыл бұрын

    I cannot put into words how glad I am too have found this channel again. The Nostalgia is so strong! Thank you Pika for making these all those years ago

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's my pleasure. Thank you for watching them!

  • @Kaerusss
    @Kaerusss4 жыл бұрын

    Why's your phone playing "For he's a jolly good fell over and died"

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    If you can see this, you aren't the first comment. If you were the first comment, I've already removed the evidence.

  • @MrHawkS

    @MrHawkS

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika Holy shit dude, that's long

  • @kenetickups6146

    @kenetickups6146

    9 жыл бұрын

    blimey, Ill never cross you

  • @akoolbreeze5895

    @akoolbreeze5895

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thank god i dont have to see someone say FIRST!! :)

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    MrHawkS The video? Only 15 minutes of it is mine. The rest is shoutouts. ThePlamzJoker and 256PiAlternate (I think) have both made videos that are over 20 minutes long. This did take (according to KZread) 390 minutes to upload, so that was quite a bit.

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure your parents are exceedingly proud of you.

  • @DrPew-ph5du
    @DrPew-ph5du7 жыл бұрын

    Shopping List: -Apple Snatch- -Jammybo- ISIS

  • @jellyfish320

    @jellyfish320

    7 жыл бұрын

    and don't forget the R A I S I N S

  • @kittentron4520

    @kittentron4520

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about the BAG OF PLUMS

  • @Quants0

    @Quants0

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forgot about Jack.

  • @basedtrog8509

    @basedtrog8509

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dont like that...

  • @robertbalabanyan

    @robertbalabanyan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jelly Fish all chewy and sweet **m m m mmm m m m m m m**

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire3974 жыл бұрын

    That bible passage is perhaps the most impressive thing I have ever seen.

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte4 жыл бұрын

    After watching Pulp Fiction for the first time and hearing them say they robbed a bank with a telephone, I was just like WAIT A SEC

  • @MrCubFan415
    @MrCubFan4157 жыл бұрын

    5:18 *The Shosh* We live in a soapy flannel.

  • @wandahaliburton1059

    @wandahaliburton1059

    4 жыл бұрын

    *ShOSh*

  • @Hero_Puddle
    @Hero_Puddle8 жыл бұрын

    "...Hand on my girlfreind feels the rythym of th-BABY!!! what am I going to do?" got me

  • @GewelReal

    @GewelReal

    6 жыл бұрын

    dooodoo

  • @demonking86420

    @demonking86420

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hand on the woman in the sweety kiosk, feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit

  • @ProfessorShiba

    @ProfessorShiba

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hand on the CHOCOLATE CAKE!

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses82844 жыл бұрын

    “Hand on the windmills.” *RootNegativeSixteen liked that*

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde4 жыл бұрын

    *Tells a story about screwing a girl and wanting to marry her* “And that’s the story of the time I robbed a bank with my sister.” Me: Ha, good one. *WAIT WHAT?*

  • @Zecolarii

    @Zecolarii

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Alabama intensifies*

  • @adamchmielewski6162

    @adamchmielewski6162

    4 жыл бұрын

    _sweet home Alabama_

  • @JohnKerans

    @JohnKerans

    3 жыл бұрын

    sweet home alabama

  • @xxtalkingtomxx9072

    @xxtalkingtomxx9072

    3 жыл бұрын

    ChickinPika is a weeb. This is natural in anime with sister f**king

  • @thepizzafoogle5481

    @thepizzafoogle5481

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xxtalkingtomxx9072 Ya don't say. I had no idea he was.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    I want you all to go and check out L1N3R1D3R immediately. Search "Michael Rosen Marries Michael Rosen" for some serious laughs and fucking fantastic sentence-mixing.

  • @L1N3R1D3R

    @L1N3R1D3R

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the promotion! :D

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    L1N3R1D3R You deserve it.

  • @helldragon5959

    @helldragon5959

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika

  • @newfoundrooski

    @newfoundrooski

    7 жыл бұрын

    L1N3R1D3R Your Michael Rosen videos are hilarious!

  • @HaplessNerd
    @HaplessNerd8 жыл бұрын

    you know it"s a good YTP when Michael Rosen starts quoting the bible with a gun to his brothers head

  • @Almatty
    @Almatty6 жыл бұрын

    18:12 I always lose it at "Two hundred and three. RAISINS."

  • @SongOfStorms27
    @SongOfStorms275 жыл бұрын

    14:50 is my most favorite part. Wonderful. Join me in the spiral Oh NoO0Oo0Ooo0oo0

  • @korelei
    @korelei7 жыл бұрын

    The coolness, and the wetness, and the penis." I loved that part XD

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    ...I just realized that my profile pic is a version of Pedobear and my username could be abbreviated as CP. Believe it or not, that had actually never occurred to me before now.

  • @emperorcheese5664

    @emperorcheese5664

    8 жыл бұрын

    Nevermind, dear. I don't suppose you'll use that picture again, will you ? I DON'T SUPPOSE I WILL ..

  • @CrashLeMoss

    @CrashLeMoss

    8 жыл бұрын

    TYPETYPETYPETYPE

  • @TheKoalaGamer11

    @TheKoalaGamer11

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dr. Waffles I don't get it either, join the club.

  • @ch48_

    @ch48_

    8 жыл бұрын

    +logitech5501lolo +Dr. Waffles CP stands for Child Porn.

  • @TheKoalaGamer11

    @TheKoalaGamer11

    8 жыл бұрын

    Corny Never heard it abbreviated like that before, so it never crossed my mind, but ok.

  • @sofiewintherolsen7475
    @sofiewintherolsen74754 жыл бұрын

    3:57 "And I suddenly catch sight of my brother's big face poking out from behind my TOeNaiLs"

  • @TheItchyDani3l
    @TheItchyDani3l6 жыл бұрын

    I love how you cut short most references which poopers will get, and move onto the next thing. It's a small touch, but it makes those references funnier because you know we will get them, so they don't need to be completed.

  • @tostie3110
    @tostie31107 жыл бұрын

    Michael is still a swell dude, after a million poops even.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    Oh lord, I forgot SerialK as well. And probably a bunch of others. Fuck.

  • @thenewdali1

    @thenewdali1

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika 4:16 , the pulp fiction reference , was amazing! extremely impressive mixing.

  • @damagingspark7

    @damagingspark7

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika Shit don't sweat it. You can always make another video plugging other poopers.

  • @segmentedpartitioned

    @segmentedpartitioned

    9 жыл бұрын

    +Inhaled

  • @MartHommes

    @MartHommes

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yep you did, how could you forget cs188? He has millions of views on his ytp videos. He even makes Michael Rosen ytps. And Mark01(I can't get his name right) he makes really good remixes on his ytp. (sorry for my bad English) :3

  • @MartHommes

    @MartHommes

    9 жыл бұрын

    Here's a name of an ytp from cs188> [YTP] Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit Search it up!

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC5 жыл бұрын

    Weird to say, but this video takes me back. I know almost all of it word for word

  • @C-Midori

    @C-Midori

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh look it’s the Tails commenter

  • @junkoentertainment
    @junkoentertainment4 жыл бұрын

    “Hands on your girl friends’ bellyyyy feel the rhythm of the BABY!” What am I gonna do?

  • @Spielen_Videos

    @Spielen_Videos

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Hwoooh."

  • @metetural9140

    @metetural9140

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe I could bury it...

  • @lewismcdonald985

    @lewismcdonald985

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hands on the sea! Feel the rhythm of the *DiRtY sOaPy WaTeR*

  • @7Air153
    @7Air1537 жыл бұрын

    "In the Jura mountains, it rained pickles. The earth was a sponge cake"

  • @kennyjenkins5402

    @kennyjenkins5402

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that from the new testament hahaha 🤣

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kennyjenkins5402if you don’t stop it, I shall give you to the gingers

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow7 жыл бұрын

    3:39 I hardly ever see ones with a punchline like this, really nice job

  • @glitchyart2120
    @glitchyart21205 жыл бұрын

    "Hand on your your girlfriends belly" "Feel the rhythm of the BABY!" *"OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO"*

  • @omegawilliam9571

    @omegawilliam9571

    5 жыл бұрын

    *K E E L O V E R A N D D I E*

  • @molotovbruddah8507

    @molotovbruddah8507

    4 жыл бұрын

    Glitchy Art “WOOO”

  • @ravenscarlettanis13

    @ravenscarlettanis13

    Жыл бұрын

    Hand on the lady in the sweetie kiosk

  • @sky257utgk7
    @sky257utgk73 жыл бұрын

    1:10 “What am I gonna do” “HU-WOO”

  • @zdude11
    @zdude117 жыл бұрын

    Speaking of "Bendy" My brother was kinking my phone's charger wire. I told him these exact words, "Stop kinking the wire or I'll kink your wire." You know how it ended out.

  • @aacb2004

    @aacb2004

    7 жыл бұрын

    Zdude11 It's comments like this that should be above the pinned comment

  • @beepboop4741

    @beepboop4741

    5 жыл бұрын

    DISGUSTANG

  • @GlitchMasterFaZe

    @GlitchMasterFaZe

    5 жыл бұрын

    No i don't?

  • @cornbreadloverrr

    @cornbreadloverrr

    4 жыл бұрын

    And that's the story of how I robbed the bank with my brother.

  • @GlitchMasterFaZe

    @GlitchMasterFaZe

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cornbreadloverrr sister you mean?

  • @ankael8344
    @ankael83447 жыл бұрын

    My mom and dad used to go fiddlediddlethetwoyearold

  • @pablodelgado7919

    @pablodelgado7919

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ates Ghash That part killed me

  • @topazprism77

    @topazprism77

    5 жыл бұрын

    fiddle tiddle diddle fittle

  • @lnteIIigence
    @lnteIIigence5 жыл бұрын

    3:02 Stay in ScoocS, maybe you'll LeL!

  • @ThetaLavWaves
    @ThetaLavWaves4 жыл бұрын

    5:34 this is actually the wholesomest face in all my life

  • @carlgustavjung1654
    @carlgustavjung16549 жыл бұрын

    AND THE WETNESS AND THE PEANESS

  • @davidpgriffiths7428

    @davidpgriffiths7428

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rambunctious Gay I AM THE PENIS KING

  • @ilostthegame4801

    @ilostthegame4801

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rambunctious Gay That programme's called... The Michael Rosen Trap.

  • @edgarthepug9787

    @edgarthepug9787

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** okay. Don't worry about it.

  • @SA-di8in
    @SA-di8in7 жыл бұрын

    "My sister was wet and tight" I love you so much rn lmao

  • @neopixelosu

    @neopixelosu

    6 жыл бұрын

    Your sister? That’s pretty fucked up dude

  • @neopixelosu

    @neopixelosu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh no, I get the joke. Just going along with it. Maybe you were the one who got wooshed

  • @pissedinyourcornflakes2939

    @pissedinyourcornflakes2939

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alabama 100000

  • @pleasenojohns3485

    @pleasenojohns3485

    5 жыл бұрын

    NeoPixel Osu HOME SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @hunter4194

    @hunter4194

    4 жыл бұрын

    What u doing stepbro

  • @Artsiio
    @Artsiio2 жыл бұрын

    6-7 years later and still funny as all get out

  • @SpongeBobaFett
    @SpongeBobaFett2 жыл бұрын

    10:50 Mum said "Fill my mouth with that thick, sweet juice, Harrybo!" 😂

  • @redacculous

    @redacculous

    3 ай бұрын

    I love how his face changes when he hears "Harrybo"

  • @max-bk5oq
    @max-bk5oq7 жыл бұрын

    "you wooden goat" I DONT KNOW WHY I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @CptAHad

    @CptAHad

    7 жыл бұрын

    charlotte Probably because talking shit to an animate object is funny. I laughed too. OP is godlike.

  • @meteor_smash
    @meteor_smash7 жыл бұрын

    Feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit

  • @Rainbow__cookie
    @Rainbow__cookie4 жыл бұрын

    3:55 I suddenly catch sight of my brother's face poking out from behind my toenails 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ucandoitduffymoon
    @ucandoitduffymoon5 жыл бұрын

    hand on your girlfriends belly, feel the rhythm of the BABY!!!!!' Basically every animal jam ship ever

  • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562

    @sanctifiedsuccubus2562

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ewwwww ;-;

  • @ScoutTrooperTK

    @ScoutTrooperTK

    4 жыл бұрын

    Animal Jam? That online game? WTF?!?!?!

  • @King0nyx

    @King0nyx

    3 жыл бұрын

    *HOL UP*

  • @SniffPum
    @SniffPum7 жыл бұрын

    4:22 thats amazing editting

  • @Mr.Manson

    @Mr.Manson

    4 жыл бұрын

    The automated subtitles are impresive too.

  • @Rainbow__cookie

    @Rainbow__cookie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @fluffyshinobu

    @fluffyshinobu

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's amazing spelling

  • @Bevsworld04

    @Bevsworld04

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mr.Manson oh wow

  • @F4FireAndSecurity

    @F4FireAndSecurity

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's actually amazing

  • @keepyoureyespeeled
    @keepyoureyespeeled7 жыл бұрын

    Love the Pulp Fiction reference.

  • @tezzadasmoke9747

    @tezzadasmoke9747

    7 жыл бұрын

    Travis Likes Movies ikr

  • @rycoopersongs
    @rycoopersongs4 жыл бұрын

    0:52 kills me every time

  • @Luna-ii6pz

    @Luna-ii6pz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hi eVeRy BoODy AnyThiNg HaPPeN TodAy

  • @Josh-og9sv
    @Josh-og9sv6 жыл бұрын

    The coolness, the wetness, the peness

  • @_bo7o

    @_bo7o

    4 жыл бұрын

    strawberry smith wOUld yOu BeLieVE tHiS

  • @Drew_64
    @Drew_647 жыл бұрын

    "That way, you can join in the cult" "YOU CAN'T LEAVE."

  • @Sean-D78
    @Sean-D787 жыл бұрын

    Michael Rosen is the king of ytp. Nice!

  • @tanegram

    @tanegram

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sean Lecca *noice

  • @conner5611

    @conner5611

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tanegram *click*

  • @zephyrian1006

    @zephyrian1006

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Noice is one of my unofficial catchphrases.

  • @thepencilcunts

    @thepencilcunts

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spongebob just got downgraded to prince

  • @mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550
    @mywifeleftmeandmychildrend75504 жыл бұрын

    16:44 that is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

  • @snakeeateerrrrr
    @snakeeateerrrrr5 жыл бұрын

    And that’s the time I robbed a bank with my sister *says it was his girlfriend before* *SWEET HOME ALABAMA!*

  • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
    @sanctifiedsuccubus25627 жыл бұрын

    "Everyone knows Queen Julianna is a fat banana." "I guess you could say I found her ap-*PEAL*-ling." killed me 😂

  • @GlitchMasterFaZe

    @GlitchMasterFaZe

    5 жыл бұрын

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @Mugzzzz

    @Mugzzzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    The GlitchMasters I’m dying of laughter now 😂

  • @thatcooldudeisawesome876

    @thatcooldudeisawesome876

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't read that as it was playing

  • @SFC-2007

    @SFC-2007

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good one

  • @lisavalentinelli6194

    @lisavalentinelli6194

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @TheGreatLlamaJockey
    @TheGreatLlamaJockey7 жыл бұрын

    That bible verse was fucking quality this pooper is a true artist

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses82844 жыл бұрын

    “the lightning lit up our faces” ... “so i can’t see her face”

  • @Zim5.0
    @Zim5.04 жыл бұрын

    This is the only hilarious and comprehensible Michael Rosen in KZread 😂

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen9 жыл бұрын

    Yet another reminder that I still need to watch Pulp Fiction. This was fantastik btw :D Also thanks for including A Proper Gravy Cake in your little shoutout series at the end

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    It was a pretty difficult choice. I have most of your YTPs saved to my computer, but I chose that one in the end for how much I loved "I want complete RABBIT."

  • @PreeSpunky
    @PreeSpunky7 жыл бұрын

    9:45 I was in the middle of drinking a big throat-full of water at this time. Needless to say, my family almost had to press charges against ChickenPika for involuntary manslaughter.

  • @mattobrien4161
    @mattobrien41616 жыл бұрын

    He was four years older than me. Actually he was only four years old 😂

  • @jaz.s2k2
    @jaz.s2k2 Жыл бұрын

    2:36 ASHENS !!!!

  • @trent8224
    @trent82248 жыл бұрын

    Am I The only one who looks at michael rosen and thinks he has teeth in his throat?His throat just looks...Unnatural.

  • @cplpetergriffin1583

    @cplpetergriffin1583

    8 жыл бұрын

    I saw that to. Kinda strange

  • @aceybux3438

    @aceybux3438

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pigeon. Then in that case, he looks amazazing

  • @river689

    @river689

    6 жыл бұрын

    Perfectly natural my granddad is the same lol

  • @Drew_64

    @Drew_64

    6 жыл бұрын

    It’s his... S N A T C H

  • @ModifiedMyers
    @ModifiedMyers8 жыл бұрын

    10:07 is my favourite bit

  • @davecrupel2817

    @davecrupel2817

    8 жыл бұрын

    4:11-4:47 my favorite part

  • @wealthforthecommoners3146

    @wealthforthecommoners3146

    6 жыл бұрын

    There they were, two JuJ things

  • @ChloeKendall8
    @ChloeKendall85 жыл бұрын

    “My mum and dad used to go fiddle diddle with a 2 year old” I almost spat out my toast.

  • @stezo2k
    @stezo2k Жыл бұрын

    I keep coming back to these videos. you're a YTP legend. Easily my favourite YTPer

  • @EleventhFloorBelfry
    @EleventhFloorBelfry7 жыл бұрын

    "Fell over and died" is the best Rosen source

  • @anthonyevich3836

    @anthonyevich3836

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Keel'd overeh and dohied"

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie19949 жыл бұрын

    That bible bit. You must be the sentence mixing emperor.

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    wallie1994 The Sentence-Mixing Throne keeps me alive, but just barely.

  • @jackjackiscool
    @jackjackiscool6 жыл бұрын

    Right round baby right right round like a record baby right round right round.

  • @jackjackiscool

    @jackjackiscool

    6 жыл бұрын

    He hated me because i was a wooden goat

  • @Kilbot192
    @Kilbot1926 жыл бұрын

    I was sitting here thinking "When the fuck did he ever say "wooden goat"?" I finally realized where it came from and I had to just say that was some nice editing.

  • @Cvarier-channel
    @Cvarier-channel8 жыл бұрын

    lol 1:16 feel the rhythm of the sexual harassment lawsuit!

  • @yokab
    @yokab7 жыл бұрын

    "Queen Juliana is a fat banana!" ~I guess you could say I find her appealing~ ebin

  • @gwenpolo1307
    @gwenpolo1307 Жыл бұрын

    It's still crazy to me that this channel has been around for so long and is (sorta) still going. I've been watching since what feels like forever ago!

  • @messyoeyegye2552
    @messyoeyegye25526 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite videos

  • @aestheticgarbage6671
    @aestheticgarbage66718 жыл бұрын

    At school, we actually watched the originals back in year 3. We were all singing the Michael Rosen rap for like 5 months.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones1169 жыл бұрын

    "Fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice Harrybo!" Well, that's one way to get over a dead granddad...

  • @cs4fy
    @cs4fy4 жыл бұрын

    14:07 and the rest I could not stop laughing and its currently 4:11AM and I almost woke my mom up xD

  • @rylanwatson6359
    @rylanwatson63594 жыл бұрын

    I cant believe you made MR recite the entire pulp fiction bible passage XD absolutely amazing !

  • @YarnyKate
    @YarnyKate7 жыл бұрын

    "All I'm asking, is that you STOP BREATHING." Favorite line in the whole thing.

  • @DrHotelMario
    @DrHotelMario9 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the 15k subs man!

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! The fact that this took almost six hours to upload made me really, really respect your patience for uploading the Birthday Collab.

  • @DrHotelMario

    @DrHotelMario

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika lol true ;) and hey if you like 256pi and ThePlamzJoker's YTP's you should give some of mine a watch ;3

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    9 жыл бұрын

    DrHotelMario I actually forgot to put you in the shoutout bit. I really do love your videos.

  • @DrHotelMario

    @DrHotelMario

    9 жыл бұрын

    ChickenPika :O Really! Thanks man! :) that means a lot man

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 Жыл бұрын

    It's been 7 years, and this is still some of the best wordplay i've ever heard

  • @honeybadger6330
    @honeybadger63306 жыл бұрын

    That Pulp Fiction reference is probably some of the best sentence mixing I've heard in every YTP. Well done.

  • @chrispaez4788
    @chrispaez47889 жыл бұрын

    The coolnessss and the wetnesssss and the penissss. That part got me dying lmao

  • @davidpgriffiths7428

    @davidpgriffiths7428

    9 жыл бұрын

    david dagon I AM THE PENIS KING

  • @chrispaez4788

    @chrispaez4788

    9 жыл бұрын

    I bet you are ;)

  • @chrispaez4788

    @chrispaez4788

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @knocktheparodies4667

    @knocktheparodies4667

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lol we both have similar profile pictures

  • @chrispaez4788

    @chrispaez4788

    9 жыл бұрын

    KnockTheParodies don't take this the wrong way but yours is the bootleg version of my profile pic lol😂

  • @TrevBoyThe2nd
    @TrevBoyThe2nd7 жыл бұрын

    That Pulp fiction reference was flawless executed. Well done.

  • @hammdogporkington3058
    @hammdogporkington30584 жыл бұрын

    4:09 This is it, folks The finest sentence mixing in history

  • @matthall3077
    @matthall30773 жыл бұрын

    1:47 Even The Man Who Read The Gas Meter

  • @TheMeanMongoose
    @TheMeanMongoose9 жыл бұрын

    1:46 There is something inherently hilarious about The Man Who Read The Gas Meter secretly following the Rosen family when they go camping and creeping into their tent on a rainy night only for Michael to find him there in the morning... I don't know why, but I completely lose my shit every time I watch that part. Surreal humor at its best.

  • @esthermulders3829
    @esthermulders38298 жыл бұрын

    His poem's whit out any KZread poop are really good

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    8 жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @demonking86420

    @demonking86420

    6 жыл бұрын

    if the source is such then the poops are r e a l l y g o o d

  • @adamchmielewski6162
    @adamchmielewski61624 жыл бұрын

    Try watching without even cracking a smile

  • @Joemp3
    @Joemp33 жыл бұрын

    For something that is 5 years old, that first line still gets me.

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