Everybody has a tactical DaThings shirt. elliespectacular.com/merch

@djungbo4462

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@JouvaMoufette

3 жыл бұрын

And if you get holes in it, you can use Men Mender to attach patches. Or patch attaches. Or attack men. Or patch holes.

@slimcognito383

3 жыл бұрын

Stop right this instance what do you think you’re doing?! You can't say, everyone has a tactical DaThings shirt when everyone does not have a tactical DaThings shirt! We’re gonna get nasty letters saying “Where’s my tactical DaThings shirt?!” Why don't I have a tactical DaThings shirt?!” Are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't THINK SO! So stop being so tactical!

@keestar8740

3 жыл бұрын

The fact I can buy a get out gasoline park shirt is just weW joj

@samuel38211

3 жыл бұрын

I love the videos from dathings

I was so moved by his 6000 pound son's message.

@jubilantsleep

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😢

@TigerBonez

3 жыл бұрын

That speech came straight from the heart! 😭

@useless4692

3 жыл бұрын

Back in the day, our military had to rely on ninjas

@kasane1337

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna run over my hand with this 6000 pound son!"

@ericsparda4991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice nagatoro pic.

The Joker lives in a society where Crazy Taxi is normal

@concentratedcringe

3 жыл бұрын

Of all the things I would have expected to be referenced in a YTP, a Tumblr post was not among them.

@SsnakeBite

3 жыл бұрын

Really makes you think.

@MistaSkilla692

3 жыл бұрын

@@concentratedcringe what's the original it seems familiar

@auralunaprettycure

3 жыл бұрын

That joke was so fucking clever I seriously hope more people make joker memes of that caliber It's so much more interesting than the typical references.

@Bombtrack411

3 жыл бұрын

what a sicko

0:27 this is the first time I've heard a YTPfied bark. And I fucking lost it

@paulginaven7986

3 жыл бұрын

It’s too fucking good

@gyakusetsu

3 жыл бұрын

The weirdest noises I never thought I needed.

@metodex

3 жыл бұрын

that actually is his 6k pound son, Rex

@Mduenisch

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Steven Jewniverse and hear the goat, you'll love it.

The Joker saying "that's normal" is exactly the content I signed up for

@auralunaprettycure

3 жыл бұрын

I still can't get over that joke it was really clever

@ctdaniels7049

2 жыл бұрын

That's crazy! Take a look again. That's N O R M A L

@michaelmennuti4414

2 ай бұрын

Still kills me every time

_"The body camera. The 'Cam' for the 'Ruh'."_ Bloody genius

@bling__brute6048

Жыл бұрын

Orro

@tycooneryt495

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Varna_Buses_Lantane

7 ай бұрын

milemilemil

Everybody has a [object literally nobody has]

@usernameluis305

3 жыл бұрын

A waballaballabooooo

@McBehrer

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernameluis305 it's water buffalo

@spootot

3 жыл бұрын

a mammoth

@hudgynsasdarl6967

3 жыл бұрын

Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a [object literally nobody has] when everyone does not have a [object literally nobody has]! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my [object literally nobody has]? Why don't I have a [object literally nobody has]?" And are you prepared to deal with that?

@McBehrer

3 жыл бұрын

@@hudgynsasdarl6967 ... and this has been, Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Everybody has a tactical sense of humor

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone does NOT have a tactical sense of humor!

@AlphabetSoupABC

3 жыл бұрын

Where's MY tactical sense of humor? Why don't *I* have a tactical sense of humor?

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlphabetSoupABC And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so!

@aldar8240

3 жыл бұрын

But can your sense of humour make you laugh at THIS? *Video of a watermelon exploding in reverse* Nick Bolton here with the latest tactical innovation from Bell and Howl. We call it: Tac-Humour. Inspired by the comedy laughed at by our heroes in uniform, Tac-Humour is made of military-grade hilarity. It can make you laugh at things no ordinary sense of humour can. It can even survive being exposed to Amy Schumer, being introduced to PragerU, and being forced to watch my videos. Now THAT'S what I call military funny! I mean, there's just nothing else like it on the market today.

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

@@aldar8240 "Hah! What about THIS!?" *tink* "Woah. That's a terrible sense of humor!"

"Back in the day, our military had to rely on _N I N J A S_ " ...best tactical weapon IMO

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

America wouldn't have such a high military budget if we just used ninjas. Nobody would even know we were there... Unless shinobi training is just as, if not more, expensive. I guess it depends on if we're talking historically accurate ninjas or going Naruto, overpowered, walking weapons of mass destruction..."ninjas".

It’s not even a YTP thing, but the actual commercial for that tactical flashlight being fried with a bunch of French fries is such a cursed image

@Zuzu00000

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you just hate it when you're making some french fries with the boys and drop your tactical flashlight right into the boiling hot oil?? So annoying! Good thing Bell and Howl accounted for it in their design.

@C-Midori

2 жыл бұрын

Eat it. Just eat. Eat. Eat. Eat.

"Let it die, let it die, let it SHRIRSH!" For some reason that absolutely killed me XD

@houseofskulltulips

3 жыл бұрын

the sheer intensity of the "shrish!" delivery was funny :3

@kingofsushi4822

3 жыл бұрын

this video came out a month ago and I can already confirm that this bit has absolutely ruined me jklhfgjkghlfhljkgf

@chungus100

2 жыл бұрын

Woke up my girlfriend after hearing *S H R I R S H* worth it lmao

@samuelcobb5125

Жыл бұрын

2:53 Just gonna leave this here.

@lunameriweather7693

Жыл бұрын

@@chungus100 SHRIRSH!

"Invisible objects suddenly become visible objects" Tactical Lens of Truth

@dungeon_delvers

2 жыл бұрын

They use your pupils to give you vision

@FatKatSkits

8 ай бұрын

absolutely golden comment

@RealChloFii

7 ай бұрын

"At last, you have the vision to find my house!" Moment

@FriskDrinksBrisk

5 ай бұрын

Literally. You can step on them. You can step on me. And, yes, I can step on you. ​@@dungeon_delvers

Bell and Howl: A Pavlov company is the greatest thing.

@blueskies99

3 жыл бұрын

video “2” An innovation in technology

@EricE549

3 жыл бұрын

@@blueskies99 which, for the 60s, was astonishing.

@PanAndScanBuddy

3 жыл бұрын

1:04

@MikeSugarbaker

3 жыл бұрын

We’re gonna need t shirts of this one

@blueskies99

3 жыл бұрын

@@EricE549 the c r u n c h l e t s

The best part is, like all of your YTPs, this one is made

@usernameluis305

3 жыл бұрын

Made and uploaded

@joaovictorbatista5777

3 жыл бұрын

Wow!

@aldar8240

3 жыл бұрын

but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

@CHodgy

3 жыл бұрын

SsuuSSss

"and yes, i can step on you." feel free anytime, nick bolton.

@Roxasora123

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

"You can step on me!" -Nick Bottom

New title: Nick Bolton has way too high expectations of everything

@mauigio

3 жыл бұрын

Finally somebody did Nick Bolton. When am I gonna get my frikin tactical spoon with three colors of the flag led light attachment? "EAT FREE"

Nick Bolton here with my 6000 pound son, Rex. Rex: Rex.exe has caused a fatal exception and needs to be rebooted.

Everybody's got a tactical flashlight Yours is dim, while mine is bright Oh, when you get them, their out of sight Cause everybody's got a tactical flashlight OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH...

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

....OOOOOOO-EEE-OOOO!

Everybody has a wallet Everybody has a visor in their car Everybody has a pair of work gloves Everybody has a camera in their phone Everybody has a toolbox Everybody has sunglasses Everybody has sunglasses Everybody has a pair of tactical sunglasses Everybody has a flashlight Everybody has a flashlight Everybody has a tactical flashlight *Suddenly,* Everybody has a tactical flashlight Everybody has a tactical flashlight Everybody has a son Everybody has a video Everybody has a cam for the ra Everybody has visible objects Everybody has tactical blactical Everybody has patches to attach Everybody has attaches to patch Everybody has holes Everybody has a water buffaloooooooooooooooooooo

"Stop being a victim" - butt cops

"Bell and Howl: A Pavlov Company" - god, your MIND

@Yammenkow

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated moment!

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh, I missed that! I saw "Bell and Howl", but missed the best part of the joke!

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

@M H Pavlov is the name of a scientist who ran an experiment with teaching dogs to only eat at the sound of a bell (someone correct me if I'm explaining that wrong). So, Bell and Howl...dogs howl, "A Pavlov Company"...you get it :)

@eviljoel

3 жыл бұрын

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley The experiment was that he rang a bell when he fed the dogs. Eventually, just ringing the bell would make the dogs salivate (drool) as if they had food in front of them, as they had been conditioned to associate the sound with food.

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

@@eviljoel Yeah, in re-reading what I wrote, I didn't have it quite correct, so thank you :)

That Veggie Tales joke almost killed me

"If videos are so good then where's Video 2?" Nick Bolton: How naive you are

2:08 I haven't seen anyone mention this but "The TacBat even lets you enjoy Don't Breathe" followed by the man cheering at a movie as if it was a football game made me laugh so hard.

After all these years, "That's a maze" still gets me every time

When DaThings uploads depression rates around the world plummet

@WarWolfen

3 жыл бұрын

When DaThings uploads everyone has a tactical smile. :)

I don't have a tactical flashlight. Where's my tactical flashlight?

@sophiegrey9576

3 жыл бұрын

Why don't *I* have a tactical flashlight?

@FriskDrinksBrisk

5 ай бұрын

Ellie is just too tactical. We should cancel her.

Holy Pitts, it's Ron Schitz! This ytp destroyed me in seconds

@bax9231

3 жыл бұрын

Hey look it's that other guy that makes YTPs

@andrewholmes3116

3 жыл бұрын

Plz come back again

@bachaddict

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's what I call, something!

@Tirgo69

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewholmes3116 Be patient, we'll get more TooT in due time.

@galagachamp

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody has a favorite noisepuppet ytp

DaThings: what do you see? Me: "a notification from DaThings" DaThings: "LOOK AGAIN"

@ProfesserLuigi

3 жыл бұрын

That notification is now diamonds!

I'll take a Water Buffalo x Yahoo Neil Cicierega full remix pls.

The dog's distorted barks were the highlight for me lol

I'm so glad I noticed Ryu from Streets listed as a credit just as he spoke.

Rex just made me realize I wanna see more animal related YTP. 🐶❤

@auralunaprettycure

3 жыл бұрын

Here I am with my 6,000 pound son Rex

"You can step on me. And yes, I can step on you"

1:36 Everybody needs to get the JoJ

@THEACTUALLDL123

6 ай бұрын

But can your JoJ Do This?

1:30 "That's normal" my lungs

“and yes, i can step on you” *p l e a s e d o*

“Everyone has a wat-Er Buffalooooooooooooo!!” That caught me off guard! LOL

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

Even more so when it perfectly transitioned to "Yahoo".

@altairsjh

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect my childhood to come crashing out of my screen

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

@@djk1288 and, of course, it sounded slightly more like the Mouth Dreams version

@Alex-qw6vh

3 жыл бұрын

It broke me.

"Plus like, all of our products, this leash is made." Me: Wow

Where's MY tactical flashlight? Why don't I have a tactical flashlight?!?

2:37 glad we have those boundaries communicated bro

I love how the "Ryu from Streets" bit shows up right when it comes up in the credits. Incredible comedic timing as always.

"you NEED to get the jaaj" hit my weak spot

@opshredderytp

3 жыл бұрын

*the JoJ. HoH SiS is unkillable

@talloncusack

2 жыл бұрын

Dirt- dirt- dirt… rrrerrt

I guess it's my privilege to not have any trauma involving dogs but the inclusion of "large dogs" in the trigger warnings struck me as particularly funny. I was like oh yay puppies and dark humor.

Men Mender can attach patches AND patch attaches? Now I need to get some. And maybe a tactical flashlight while I’m at it

I knew it was only a matter of time before you tackled the Tac.

I both very much appreciate the warning for large dogs and also giggled like an idiot at whatever that barking was turned into, so thank you on both fronts

0:25 "Nick Bolton here with my 6,000-pound son Rex." I literally choked on my spit in laughter when I saw that!

The way he looks at their "weakest addition, the TacBat" with such disdain is perfect

The way the dog barked got me, sheesh. 😂😂😭😭😂😂🐕🐕🐕

DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS. TO HAVE A SON.

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

*cries while hair suddenly turns into Lucas' hairstyle*

The part where the old guy is cheering for the villain in don't breathe is brilliant

i don't think i've ever heard a dog bark with YTP sound effects but i'm glad I have now

3:15 this is the power of Crazy Diamond

@maxthepaladin2147

3 жыл бұрын

Or is it Killer Queen: Bites the Dust in action?

"Stop being so tactical" NPC's when your stealth is maxed.

God I miss that "it's fine" meme!

"invisible suddenly become visible objects so you can see objects by causing your pupils to give you vision" always gets me

Okay the clip where he's handling barbed wire did actually make me want those gloves

After Danny's multiple videos on this stuff, I figured soon someone would drop a ytp!

I'm so glad you and cs188 still do these, ytps still make my day

Incredible as always. The commercial transitioning into a Veggie Tales song then into a Niel Cicierega refence is easily one of my favorite ytp moments ever.

1:44 All Cops Are Butts

"Plus, like all of our products, this leash is made." Wow! It is!

2:27 See Invisibility 2nd level divination Casting Time: 1 action Range: Self Components: V S M (Tac Glasses) Duration: 1 hour Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Wizard For the duration, you see invisible creatures and objects as if they were visible, and you can see into the Ethereal Plane. Ethereal creatures and objects appear ghostly and translucent.

That Lorax reference was random but totally amazing. I heard O'Hare and immediately started losing it! Also the VeggieTales part at the end was hilarious because it was exactly what I was thinking. I was like "This guy is being really presumptuous assuming everyone has all those things" and then there was an asparagus echoing my thoughts! Truly a masterpiece!

"Let it die, let it die, let it srsssh" 😂

"Bell & Howl: A Pavlov Company." I love it!

In the future, entertainment will be TACTICALLy generated!

@PorkchopGMX

3 жыл бұрын

TACTICAL weed eater

I was not ready for the veggietales reference

"Men mender can fix men" At long last!

@LunatheMoonDragon

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, I’ll wait for the tactical men mender

@Zuzu00000

3 жыл бұрын

i'Ll tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk

That one looping guitar riff is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week lmao

"Take a look again." "That's crazy!" "Take a look again." (as the joker) "That's normal."

"The cam- for the -ra!" always gets me

Anyone else expecting the Konami Code at 1:15 ?

@RadeonVega64

7 ай бұрын

me

I was almost expecting an "Apache" joke at 3:32.

I just lost it with the Terry Crews part

“It’s the cam for the ra”

This channel is severely underrated

These ads are practically BEGGING to be youtube pooped. Thank you so much for this golden poop.

The water Buffalo got me laughing so hard I missed the mouth dreams reference and had to rewatch

I love the inclusion of the water buffalo song! That's a good meme.

"Can your videos do this?" *We are number one YTPMV "No"

I've been watching YTPs since ~2008 and this is undoubtedly one of the best one's I've ever seen. Holy shit this was good

I'm so glad someone else remembers Ask A Ninja, even if only briefly I was reminded of a more innocent time.

1:21 I can feel the potential of the scene from music remix

@RadeonVega64

7 ай бұрын

yep

0:32 Another slick Yahoo! cover.

Ok, I just have to point out the sheer brilliance of Bell and Howl - A Pavlov Company.

"Like all of our products, this leash is made" Wow! It's made!

This guy always annoyed me and now you finally made him useful. Thank you, doing the Lord's work.

If video is so great, why hasn’t there ever been a Video 2?

This ytp has especially chaotic and fucked up energy, l love it

2:42 - 2:45 “Plus, like all of our products, this leash is made.” Wow, it’s made!

Who is everybody and why does he have so much stuff?

everyone has a tactical flash-like! Good Stuff!

Not even 30 seconds in and I absolutely lost it at the glitchy dog bark!

STOP BEING SO SILLY boutta spill these Lima beans

You've really outdone yourself this time! This is the funniest YTP I've seen in a while!

"Men Mender can fix men" me, a broken man: how do i order

This video singlehandedly resurrected ytp in my heart

Never thought I'd ever think about Destroyed in Seconds again, but here we are. At least now I know it wasn't a fever dream.