'this is ice' *Aggressively points to inexplicable ice*

@QuicklimeTime

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a climate change denier's counterargument to any evidence that the world is heating up.

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

Well that was ice

@Cthylla417

Жыл бұрын

my favorite part

@doodlespiral7110

Жыл бұрын

As a professional ice checker, I can confirm.

Can you imagine a bully that, instead of abusing you verbally or physically, he just pops up out of nowhere to aggressively point at ice and compliment your footwear?

@joejoejoe0121

6 күн бұрын

The kind of bully we need, but not the one we deserve

it's the tiniest thing, but the bus driver *sucking up the gum from the street* absolutely got me

@bunddill6929

Жыл бұрын

Trueeee

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

He needed it man. It still had some flavor left

@Cthylla417

Жыл бұрын

this made me absolutely loose it

@bachaddict

Жыл бұрын

Sos!

@kennyhayesmusic7499

Жыл бұрын

🤣 May I also add 2:48 to this?

0:52 as a professional ice checker I can confirm that this, is infact, ice.

@hellsonion514

Жыл бұрын

n Ice

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

I trust you more than that amateur who found it

@cleveryoutubename4445

6 ай бұрын

As a professional Canadian, I concur.

@marcen12

3 ай бұрын

CHECK AGAIN

He's got a point, the pumpkins are undressed

@beepbeeplettuce5890

Жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, i know you

@TFanPage101

Жыл бұрын

@@beepbeeplettuce5890 sorry about that

This year, our greatest fear… B o r i s T o a s t

@thedarklordeman6638

Жыл бұрын

If only we knew the danger of boris toast.

@dolopdieren

Жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAAAAAAA*

@kennyhayesmusic7499

Жыл бұрын

Iiits ts ts neeee.

@unkn0wnartz598

Жыл бұрын

Wait who’s B o r i s T o a s t?

@Bananabrainmuff

Жыл бұрын

HhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This YTP was sure a graveyard smash!

@Ozymandias2x

Жыл бұрын

Especially the ending. :V

@zerourtaga1129

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but sadly it'll be done in a flash

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at @1:04 that caught me off guard so quick.

@SoDead89

Жыл бұрын

lmfao 😂

@shishi-cc

Жыл бұрын

BAD 😂

@Cheese-lf2vn

Жыл бұрын

Can't light that candle now can ya?

@kennyhayesmusic7499

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@howthetubbiestelly

Жыл бұрын

i actually pulled a muscle in my lower back laughing at this cause it caught me so off guard

3:13-3:23 isn't hilarious only because of what it is, but also because of the fact that you can hear his "Eee...iiiits tuss neee" over the intercom as the witches walk the hallways. 🤣

3:14 A new method to introduce yourself to somebody. "...Eeh"

“I’m your host Boris Toast!” How do you come with these, man?! 😂

The editing at 1:44 was so smooth I missed the altered text on the bus the first time.

"Oh look, another glorious morn. Makes me SiS!"

@JanGotner

Жыл бұрын

Makes me CIS

One of the best YTPs I've seen in a while. Usually repeating the same clip or joke for the lols gets annoying but you reused them in ways that genuinely surprised me and made me laugh like an idiot.

@Jeremy.Bearemy

Жыл бұрын

"like"? Don't you mean "as"?

@wilsonwilson3674

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy.Bearemy who knows, maybe.

@kkalevan

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy.Bearemy In this context, using "like" would be more appropriate since WilsonWilson is referring to themselves as laughing in a similar manner to that of an idiot instead of literally calling themselves an idiot who is laughing.

@Jeremy.Bearemy

Жыл бұрын

@@kkalevan I agree. But in this context, I am using the word "as". 😁

2:08 You know your sentence mixing is good when even the auto-generated captions get it right!

All the… *ahem* children jokes truly made this terrifying

@hellsonion514

Жыл бұрын

sus

@shadowspector3611

Жыл бұрын

*Law and Order theme*

@x6dingle6x

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God Maybe don't do that

@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel

Жыл бұрын

Time for another Train YTP.....

@lilkodaboi683

Жыл бұрын

I know i was like “ayo.. 🤨”

a cinematic masterpiece as always

A YTP wouldn’t be a YTP without a sus or sauce joke

this is bizarre and hilarious to watch out of context 😂 i've never watched hocus pocus

@ModernMedusa

Жыл бұрын

Why tf not

The Crocs bit got me good

I waited hundreds of years for a virgin to light a candle is the most cucked line ever

- I will ask thee one fin- - Yess? - One final time. - *YeSssSs!?* - What hast thou done with my son!? - Yes? - *A N S W E R M E* - *AaAa*

the dead cat got me

I'm your host Boris Toast got me hahaha.

2:40 WHEEEZING 3:08 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3:14 i agree

The great detail of blood on the bus windshield after they hit the kids xD

1:03 to 1:09 is like the most i have laughed in a while

Your FBI agent must be very confused right about now

0:31 "Mrs Anderson..." "...yeeEEeess?" "I will ask thee one fina-" "YEES??" "one final time." "YeeEEee-?" "-What has thou done with my so-" "YEES??" "ANSWER ME!!!" "ª. Ohohohoh. ª. OHOHOHO. ª. OHOHO-" "ANSWER ME!!!" "YeeE-" *gets hanged*

1:01 Best Crocs I've seen in my life

2:41 I don't know why I'm laugh at this

“Law and order stop” is the alt name for SVU

Can we appreciate the small, quick detail of the face splatter at 1:34? 👏

The ice and crocs scenes are perfectly edited. Glad to see more from you. Maybe a Jim Carey's Grinch YTP for Christmas? 🙏

@FooPanda

Жыл бұрын

(YTP)Jinched

ive never seen hocus pocus .-. this was a great introduction

HE RETURNS

If I had a penny for the amount of times I saw a drawing of Garfield with human proportions today, I'd have 2, and one of them was a drawing a saw in person. And yeah, it is indeed strange it happened twice.

@theotherther1

Жыл бұрын

Garfield's Bizarre Adventure

"Kiss me, I'm Alison"

"Oh Allison, you're so soft..." Made me cry, laugh, cringe, and scream in fear all at the same time

1:05 fitting for Halloween cuz this is spooky af

@inanis9801

Жыл бұрын

Funniest bir

"Answer me!!!" "Yes?" *ded*

HE'S BACK!!!! YESSSS!!!

The part where the man repeatedly demands to know where his son is while the witch continues laughing is fucking hysterical.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

Жыл бұрын

_"YES??"_

@kazuko4463

Жыл бұрын

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger *A N S W E R M E*

Look! Emily, she's four **NOT YET!**

0:21 oh look, another glorious mom Makes me SiiS!

Winnie: KILL HIM NOW! Billy: Bitch. Winnie: **dying bird noises**

@DisturbedLunatic22

Жыл бұрын

So true!

ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING PLEASE! I CANT LAUGH OUT LOUD! IM DYING 😆😆😆

@atlas_of_prescottia

Жыл бұрын

...they're undressed already.

@atlas_of_prescottia

Жыл бұрын

@@IlovePASWGandMLP "It's 3 o'clock; they're undressed already."

I laughed. A lot. I can’t pay you any better compliment. This was a true masterpiece.

I had no reason for laughing at their reaction to Binx getting run over as much as I did

1:05 **slowly backs off**

I'm your host, Boris Toast AaAAaaAaAh (this made me laugh the hardest of all the parts)

"hast thou seen my sister Emily?" "No, but look, Emily."

I love that you do shorter videos that are funnier than longer unfunny videos just to fill out the time. This had me laughing to tears.

Look who's back from the grocery store.

HE HAS RETURNED!

0:32 to 0:48 made me laugh so hard lmfao 😂

@ingeaten

Жыл бұрын

Her face changes

Why was this masterpiece hidden from me for 4 DAYS?! CURSE YOU KZread ALGORITHM!!!!!

Me and my fiance are absolutely in stitches, a sequel please, I can only imagine this movie has so many possible jokes.

3:04 I'm your host, boris toast

@thamietshuma7500

Жыл бұрын

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Its good to have you back ❤️

This was the both the best and most illegal thing I've seen

Winnie’s even more of a troll here and I love it.

This is the most i will ever watch this movie

I still say “I’m your host Boris Toast” to this day

*inhales* ABOIE!

Boris TOAST FTW!!!

Glad you are back, started to miss your genuine stuff!

Fucking phenomenal editing as usual. Thank you mr Numberer, you are part of my childhood!

It's a Halloween miracle!

0:49 I had to watch the video 3 times and stop at the right time to fucking notice the gravestone

Was not ready for the end

The legend finally came back

Now this is the REAL sequel

I've just finished binge watching all of numberer1's videos and it all started with one shlock I'm not okay I need therapy But I would do it again tomorrow even if I was terrified to death by certain videos

This made my Halloween.

Looks like the FBI should be paying a visit to those sisters. HAPPY HALLOWEEN NUMBERER1!!!🤣🎃

We missed you

The legend returns

sorry to hear about your career. RIP

Beautiful as always 👏

lmfao, the ending got me

This was better than the sequel!

I had a feeling there would be a Hocus Pocus themed YTP on KZread somewhere. And who better to make such a hilarious one than Numberer1 himself.😆

2:42 "the children... are c*mming" I get the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This video made me sis

Oh how I have missed you

numberer1 blessing us with another classic

I love the inclusion of the falling scene from Hotrod.

Your best in a while. Hope you loved making this :)

Your poops are so good dude. They feel really fresh and comprehensive

"She's 4!"

Your jokes are usually volatile on the funny factor but your editing is always top notch. This was incredible on both fronts, though. Splitting my sides. Had to pause.

This was a much needed laugh after a pretty crappy day. Thanks!

and here i was thinking the good poops where all in the past

Boris toast my next video game character

"I'm your host, Boris Toast" Instant classic

goddamn great as always

I find myself saying "morrrfckor!" more often these days than I'd like to admit...

That hot rod fall is the best thing created, i know, i checked...online