For those wondering if Dan has seen this, he recently tweeted "Fact: me hungry"

@BungSmuggler

11 ай бұрын

Who is this Dan guy anyway?

@javiers5599

11 ай бұрын

I need a link

@tyttuut

10 ай бұрын

​@@javiers5599Try googling (with quotes): foldablehuman "me hungry" The things we have to do to share other online stuff on here. Thanks, spambots.

@BuhBuhGuyMan

8 ай бұрын

​@@BungSmugglerDan Olsen From Folding Ideas.

@saagabragi6938

8 ай бұрын

@@BuhBuhGuyMan Olson

"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour chicken nuggets"

@thebandanadee8265

11 ай бұрын

Now THAT, is DeePlY FaSciNatIng.

@cavalierliberty6838

11 ай бұрын

So that was what the rock was cookin....

@SSj5Bob

11 ай бұрын

Put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours (chicken nuggets).

@SilvaWolf.

11 ай бұрын

2:51

@Glutahhn

11 ай бұрын

Fingerli King good

"fortnite is an offshoot of christianity" this sentence will forever make me laugh

@Feasco

11 ай бұрын

this totally explains the Roman Colosseum

@hansonel

11 ай бұрын

"And thus god is Carlton."

@MashieMutt

11 ай бұрын

Dr Witnesser

@cdifreakguy

11 ай бұрын

I was doing a try not to laugh challenge to this video and that's what finally got me 🤣

@SilvaWolf.

11 ай бұрын

4:15

Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy

@Lucifersfursona

4 ай бұрын

About the size of a fully grown pizza

@otaking3582

4 ай бұрын

My new rapper stage name is gonna be "Pizza the Idiot". It'll go well with Chance the Rapper and Portugal the Man.

Born too late to explore the planet Born too early to explore space Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen

probably the most elaborate way to deal with flat-earthers

@IanM86

11 ай бұрын

The real flat earth was the friends we made along the way

@redbearwoodall

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.

@e5858

3 ай бұрын

@@redbearwoodallI’m just saying, if you manage it, you will almost certainly end up friends (or maybe mortal enemies)

@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz

Ай бұрын

The flirth

6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.

@UJEvans

11 ай бұрын

Literally the most beautiful use of ytp editing ever. I love it

@kittyshippercavegirl

11 ай бұрын

It's perfect

@Circuitssmith

11 ай бұрын

A continuation of Jore Jarrison’s enlightening monologue on the topic.

@ScornfulEg0tist

11 ай бұрын

I feel like I just watched a folding ideas video about ytps, I really do

@Feasco

11 ай бұрын

it's exactly the kind of video Dan would make about ytp in fact how can we be sure that this exact video isn't really secretly him doing that?

“You only have ten cents. That’s barely double digits.” Perfect line, man. Lol

@SilvaWolf.

11 ай бұрын

4:56

"This is serious. Pray about it, and don't do it again" is going right into my bag of YTP quotes that I will continue to confuse my friends with.

@sanny8716

11 ай бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who has such bag

@Khrrck

11 ай бұрын

I showed "hey buddy, nice cards" to my coworker and now he won't stop calling things amateurish and/or professional.

@SilvaWolf.

11 ай бұрын

2:09

As a kind person who writes Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget fan fiction, this video speaks to me on a personal level.

@JB-fp3fb

11 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service.

@supersmashseandx1991

11 ай бұрын

I though they were referencing chikin nuggit

@MortalAnonymous

11 ай бұрын

I'd love to read some. Where is it? 🙃

@saagabragi6938

6 ай бұрын

@@MortalAnonymous You think it's a joke, but people really have written things like Tony The Tiger/The Grinch

@MortalAnonymous

6 ай бұрын

@@saagabragi6938 And you think I'm joking, but I love reading off the wall cringe.

As a flat earther, I can confirm that the pivot to flat alfie will allow us all to play fornite with christian bears who do the Carlton. Blessed be.

@fjLKA

11 ай бұрын

You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens. Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.

@MattIsTheCat

11 ай бұрын

@@fjLKAorange is the new cookie.

@russelllukenbill

11 ай бұрын

@@fjLKA Maybe we could vape and pick huckleberries!

@noisepuppet

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but shut up! --Aristotle

@hranf

11 ай бұрын

Praise be(ar) to he!

“This episode is brought to you by the letter U” “I’m sorry, that’s really A” That one got me

i severely hope that mr dolson is made aware of that end part because its a genuinely sublime act of transformative art

"What do?" is such a simple edit yet it never gets old

3:30 I didn't even realize that "Eat oranges on the far shore and just..." was a rhyme at first. That's amazing

Hello everyone! I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!

@coffee_bagel

11 ай бұрын

this is probably my favorite one out of the requested ytps, great pick for an Ellie source imo

"God is Carlton" Don't think we wouldn't catch that YTP deep cut

@ToaOfFusion

11 ай бұрын

And God said, "Can you make me a sandwich?"

@bone-nut

11 ай бұрын

Oh my God... he's God!

@Overcrox

11 ай бұрын

@@ToaOfFusion "Noh!"

This is maybe the most violent credits mashup yet

@linguicaguy

11 ай бұрын

Definitely some sensory overload going on during that one lol

@FauxpasYT

11 ай бұрын

i like it though, definitely checking that band out. been on a metal kick

@ziginox

11 ай бұрын

@@FauxpasYT There's a lot, they've been around a while. If you want your mind blown... those are cellos and not guitars.

@FauxpasYT

11 ай бұрын

@@ziginox oooohhh neat

"That's kind of steak it or leave it" is killing me

“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)

holy shit, a Folding Ideas ytp? DaThings you're fucking wild for this one

@kumquatqueen5975

11 ай бұрын

Ideas Folded Flat? 🤔😆

@chastermief839

11 ай бұрын

tbh i've been waiting for this one since the chicken nugget mashup at the end of the Darren Korb YTP

@GordonSlamsay

11 ай бұрын

​@@kumquatqueen5975more like unfolded and nicley smoothed out ideas

@disnecessaurorex4908

11 ай бұрын

​@@kumquatqueen5975Flattening Ideas with Don Arson

@mellow_mallow

7 ай бұрын

​@@disnecessaurorex4908 Flatironed Ideas with Denny Orsen

You're not getting paid nearly well enough for this level of editing

I can't believe Wikins and Won'tkins were flat earthers

@nopenothappening2242

11 ай бұрын

They were also felt earthers

God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!

@SkylerBueckert

11 ай бұрын

It's literally just steak it or leave it

@SkylerBueckert

11 ай бұрын

@@antoniocasias5545 Its a line in the YTP. Sounds like you need to watch it again lol

2:01 “Flat Alph is bleeding to death and you’re laughing?”

As a Flearther, I can confirm that turdy degrees happens to be the melting point of saus

@DimensionalMola

11 ай бұрын

I used to have a teacher who said turd instead of third, which lead to "two turds" being the height of math class humor.

Wilkins x Flat Earth is absolute goddamn delinquency

The explanation of YTP at the end actually sounds like how Dan Olsen would phrase it.

“Yar har har, the Flerth is in my own backyard.”

@havencanfield4653

2 ай бұрын

Lives in my head rent free

3:43 Kermit’s bafflement is priceless!

5:52 Lmao DaThings actually based the lake shape (& nearby roads) off Mille Lacs, a big lake in real life Minnesota. Hell yeah

Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it

@SimGunther

11 ай бұрын

2:32 for context

@corvuscorax7451

11 ай бұрын

Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(

“Localised entirely within your kitchen” 😂

"This isn't Poortnite" Capitalist Dan Olson is so cursed

the steamed hams part got me so much

absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.

It's long running character HatThings! DaThings with a HAT!

0:50 has to be one of the stupidest, funniest sentences I've ever heard in a ytp. Masterpiece.

This video is very steak-it-or-leave-it

5:48 I love how this woman likes to make her own art for certain gags.

That “persuading idiots” was _soooo_ smooth.

This is the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since Jenson's Impact, I was pretty much dead from the start

i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so

good luck on your date!

This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.

The persuading idiots at 1:15 was 🤌🤌🤌🤌

Wow! I love Folding Ideas, and you've stitched these together perfectly! I love the Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget part, lol. XD

any day when DaThings uploads is a good day

after all this time, i still find myself surprised you didn't find a good place for "tepid meat goo"

I have the sudden urge to go to steak ‘n Shake in Huntington wv on July 22 2023

4:34 they removed my favorite shot pistol rifle gun in the latest season and that's very steak-it-or-leave-it

That's a real Steak and Shake in West Virginia, see you all there on the 22nd!

How in the world did you make a salient critical statement via sentence mixing? Oh and the thing at the end about YTP was good too.

love the post credits bit in this one

“Localized entirely within your kitchen.” You sly dog

Watching this at 2PM EST on July 22nd, 2023.

@sweesbees

11 ай бұрын

have this timed so 2pm eastern time plays at 2pm eastern time

“And the primary concern of god is the true nature of the Carlton dance, its origin, and its destiny.”

"You could eat a Steak Burger from Steak and Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia." If I were anywhere near Huntington, West Virginia, I would say "Challenge accepted"

@ronture8279

11 ай бұрын

I realized something... that's REALLY close to Ohio, and Ellie (DaThings) made a video about Skyline Chili, which is also found in Ohio. My theory is that if someone goes there at that exact time, we can meet Ellie herself.

@ronture8279

11 ай бұрын

Also, there is only one relevant Steak N' Shake in the local area.

@tren-della

11 ай бұрын

Good way to see if any of the McElroys watch your videos.

what a coincidence, I just happened to watch his video on "the metaverse" earlier today

2:51 caught me off guard so hard LMFAO

oh god i hope he sees this

Okay, the end crdits song actually kinda slaps tho...

Dan's been pooped. He's officially a KZreadr now.

I love steak n shake and my birthday is the 25th, so it looks like I am OBLIGATED to eat a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22nd 2023, at 2pm eastern time in Huntington, West Virginia

@ronture8279

11 ай бұрын

Let me know if you meet Ellie (DaThings)!

@crunglemcbungley

6 ай бұрын

@@ronture8279 Congratulations, revisiting this comment months later led me down a very short rabbit hole of realizations and now I found out that Dathings is tangentially connected to fucking DollipDaze/Snapcube, and everything makes so much more sense. I had no idea

Post credits on this one went hard af

I want a full version of that Cruel Angel's Thesis mashup

“Stop. Being. Poor.”

The sentence mixing was so incredible I never needed the captions while still retaining that YTP style. Amazing job.

On July 22 2023 at 2pm ET let's all order the steak burger from the Steak n Shake in Huntington, WV. The look on the cashier's face will be epic.

whoever eats a burger from steak and shake on july 22 2023 at 2pm est in huntington west virginia will have no idea a video has already mentioned them

"I'm so far above your financial skill level" hooting and hollering

I think I will eat a steak and shake burger next Saturday. It'll be a 30 minute drive just for a burger for a late-ish lunch.

@Ardub23

11 ай бұрын

Let us know how it goes

The Carlton part kicked my ass. Also, great taste in music with Apocalyptica.

I've watched this a hundred times, because even YTP'd, his voice makes me feel safe.

Awesome, another DaThings video to watch 500 times until I can recite it word-for-word

"This isn't poortnite" lol Also, I'm always here for any use or version of Cruel Angel Thesis

"Stop being poor, this isn't poortnite."

Finally, I've been looking everywhere for Plays Evangelion By Four Cellos

I've watched Dan Olson's videos dozens of times, so this is just...beautiful.

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard since, well, your last YTP, your jokes and editing are always so clever

The 4 Evangelion pronunciations was the ytp equivalent of when Eminem starts going full scat mode

0:42 "People like that need brainwashing" YAR HAR HAR 😂

I hope Dan has fun on his date!

I expect the local Steak ‘N’ Shake in Huntington, West Virginia to be pretty crowded on July 22 this year, especially around 2PM Eastern time. If it isn’t I’ll be disappointed

IT’S OFFICALLY STEAKBURGER TIME (steak it or leave it)

@sweesbees

11 ай бұрын

i am localized entirely within my kitchen

@ronture8279

11 ай бұрын

Did anyone actually go?

thank you for manifesting the nightmares I give myself from leaving his vids playing while I sleep. If Folsen Idans doesn't witness what he's done to me I will cry. nice distorted face at 2:56

I never thought Folding Ideas could get even better! ❤

So a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2pm in Huntington, WV. Only a 4 hour drive!

Learning Dan does his steaks sloppy-style is groundbreaking.

Amazing. I don't know how I continue to be shocked by the sources you manage to make hilarious, but I am.

2:39 - What, no Steamed Hams reference?

Loved that Wilkins Coffee reference! I remember watching those commercials nonstop for half an hour or more back in the late 2010s.

Lake Wawananka sounds like some kind of Pennsylvania based nightmare.

"You only have 10 cents, which is barely two digits" is my favorite technically correct I've seen in a while.

the 'it's not POORtnite' joke really got me!!!

i hope dolsin had a good date once this went live❤

I live in Huntington WV, so I guess it's time to set a scheduled Steak and Shake delivery for July 22 at 2PM.

@dwightschrute1953

11 ай бұрын

Please let us know if anything spectacular happens

@ronture8279

11 ай бұрын

No... GO THERE. You might meet Ellie herself.

@corvuscorax7451

11 ай бұрын

According to Google Maps, the only one there is closed. You'll have to get it from Barboursville.

@Obsydiaan

11 ай бұрын

​@@corvuscorax7451 It's like a 15 minute drive to that one, it's not too bad. The Marshall campus one will reopen when the fall semester starts, but that won't be in time for July 22nd.

@Obsydiaan

11 ай бұрын

@@ronture8279 I could, but the video *does* say "localized entirely within your kitchen" though

Appreciated the use of Mille Lacs as Lake Minnesota

I do hope that some wonderful West Virginian viewer enjoyed a steakburger from Steak 'N Shake in their Huntington, WV kitchen on the 22nd of July, 2023 at 2pm EDT.

i can't believe the flearth is in his own backyard