I love how "Pearl" is just a load of random Pearl quotes

@razor8304

4 жыл бұрын

" *Eating food is so disgusting!* "

@CraftingGummi

4 жыл бұрын

WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE

@carriewashere8729

4 жыл бұрын

*euhsgsidudhaidgdgjj* -Pearl 3:06

@pizzafrog.2468

4 жыл бұрын

Is an everything ok this is technically a character quote

@airenearagutierrez5290

4 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh ur likes are 6 6 6

Connie: “I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal” (pearl approves)

@Halleretta

4 жыл бұрын

Steven: *Confused screaming*

@garnet6994

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@shutupberdly

4 жыл бұрын

*PEARL POINT*

@Detective_Grav

4 жыл бұрын

How do you wash cereal?

@225_sonic

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Crock by washing cereal

Pumpkin: EaTiNg fOoD iS sO DiSgUsTiNg *Peridot* : That’s right, pearl loves soap

@memesoul1

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@lemig-3179

4 жыл бұрын

Pumpkin:Proceeds to eat dress

@varpud2370

4 жыл бұрын

Soap...?

@elechronic

3 жыл бұрын

Pearl: I do like pie! ^_^

@livelaughfnaf1987

3 жыл бұрын

Pearl in her room when nobody listens to her: *Wash out my mouth with soap~*

“You almost drown” “I almost drown” “I’m pear”

@kiyoni1

3 жыл бұрын

Marzipan Cross 🍐

@Michelle_Ghostface_Miller

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@angelinadesilvia8467

3 жыл бұрын

1:29

pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FORE YOU ROSE?!" *awkward silence*

@moss6235

6 жыл бұрын

virulentvapor *for

@ggmmdh

5 жыл бұрын

2:20

@macawesomebird3383

5 жыл бұрын

*I laughed too hard*

@animationglows3961

5 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh......

@Fish-vs6jf

5 жыл бұрын

I was dying at that line

Peridot: "She can be Pearl" Pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!"

@maryabigailmanalac1406

4 жыл бұрын

LoL 2:20

@EdwinLopez-bw5du

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit ever 🤣

@koalakid8856

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BBoy4040

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, you can't be Pearl unless you're full of anxiety and regret

@wingsofkuiper1841

2 жыл бұрын

they honestly did pearl so dirty-

3:59 "I gotta steven this somehow" "Love love love!" Peridot: *SHE DIDN'T EVEN CRY*

@karenfeinstein8351

3 жыл бұрын

I see u commented on pewdiepie video once

@danielmaroney6715

3 жыл бұрын

@@karenfeinstein8351 s up

@Executable_file_404DX

3 жыл бұрын

*sad music plays*

@VeggieGirl07

2 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about the original speech Connie made? Like, she wasn't even there for the Mr Greg episode, but that was basically a watered-down version of what Steven told Greg and Pearl, or sang rather. Like she just thought of Steven and got a spot on basic version of a speech that he would make. That's so sweet.

@VeggieGirl07

2 жыл бұрын

@@karenfeinstein8351 Karen

When Connie said, “ *And washed all the cereal* “, I felt that

@cont3nterror448

4 жыл бұрын

Connie has a big sword Pearl has a big noise

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

Angelica Santiago amethyst has a bug butt

@shiny2575

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks gay cereal, very cool

@shiny2575

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackDiamond2718 cease

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@shiny2575 and desist

You almost drowned? *Oh. I almost drowned*

@quip2900

6 жыл бұрын

First reply

@ddxx930

6 жыл бұрын

Boiled Legs no sense :)

@bazoinker

6 жыл бұрын

* realization *

@gnostaoticanarchangautand

5 жыл бұрын

What is the actual episode?

@levinljunglof3541

5 жыл бұрын

Shiny sylveon M.L.G. The new crystal gems

PLOT TWIST *PUMPKIN SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND AKA. CONNIE*

@karmtheperson9510

5 жыл бұрын

: ^ GENIUS

@CrimesAgainstHuFranity

5 жыл бұрын

@@karmtheperson9510 thanks you~

@gachatamales904

5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Frances But.. pink diamond is rose quartz also known as Steven universe

@CrimesAgainstHuFranity

5 жыл бұрын

@@gachatamales904 n o *quartz was diamon aka. Universe*

@YeviCoulson

5 жыл бұрын

@@CrimesAgainstHuFranity bigg brain time?

2:20 Pumpkin as pearl : "WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?" Connie as Steven : wtf is wrong with you

@MiaG0re

3 жыл бұрын

Hey spinel how is life with the diamond's

@marcanne

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiaG0re She would be having fun😁

@jordandillow3423

Жыл бұрын

Pumpkin as pearl: I don’t fucking know ploop

can we just appreciate how smooth connie said “lapidot”

@IMTHEFLAAAASH

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@Haha6l777

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043

2 жыл бұрын

so smoothly too

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043

2 жыл бұрын

@@IMTHEFLAAAASH AYO IT'S THE FLASH

@IMTHEFLAAAASH

2 жыл бұрын

@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Hey👋🏾

1:30 IM pEAr

@keomanypuy3846

5 жыл бұрын

wheeze 1:32

@litten-_pokemonsunandmoon_2858

5 жыл бұрын

I got G A R N E T

@zacheysflip859

4 жыл бұрын

What ep is that

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE?!

@sierrashipman8892

7 жыл бұрын

Cristóbal Medina I laughed so hard at that 😂😂

@paigeoparkplays3310

7 жыл бұрын

Cristóbal Medina Ikr!! XD

@lilmissgrande3379

7 жыл бұрын

Cristóbal Medina deedee AKA pearls voice actress.. anyways deedee was probably in the moment

@gingahsnixx

7 жыл бұрын

Cristóbal Medina cried

@pidge8964

7 жыл бұрын

im fucking sobbing

1:29 Connie: "You almost drowned" Lapis: "I almost drowned"

@debbiewong6539

4 ай бұрын

She almost drowned

@camochiiwilldie

Ай бұрын

I’m Connie I’m pear!

2:06 “I call Garnet” got me so hard 😂

@solomoyo8026

4 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL

@jgt3734

3 жыл бұрын

2:05

@yourcrush4889

3 жыл бұрын

3:35 she is garneting so hard here

@raybies11112

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourcrush4889 LMFAO

1:11 *lapidot?* *ITS CONFIRMED!

@Foofster1

5 жыл бұрын

That was my reaction

@striped_spiders

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@anisakomariah9311

5 жыл бұрын

Yes 💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

@AKA.CrystalStarTheFox

5 жыл бұрын

I heard it XD

@youraveragejoe65

5 жыл бұрын

@。 。 ship

at 4:21 I just realized that when peridot says switch you can hear the Nintendo switch sound wow OMG tysm for all of the likes I never got this many!

@SkullTheLegless

5 жыл бұрын

Shai Peer i just thought of lapis and pumpkin mashing the half controller of the switch on some kind of game agaisnt eachother

@Blaze-kz2uk

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"What Brought You Here?" *"G A R N E T"*

“WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE :D?” -Pumpkin (We must collect all of Pumpkin’s pearl lines)

@BreadOnInternet

4 жыл бұрын

“Orughghgh” -pumpkin

@shiny2575

4 жыл бұрын

@@BreadOnInternet did you NEED to pick the best quote

@shiny2575

4 жыл бұрын

"Eating food is so disgusting" Pumpkin says as he chugs a bucket of soap

@stupid_little_thing

3 жыл бұрын

“*weird noise*” -Pearl Pumpkin

@MrTankThatStopped

3 жыл бұрын

Here's one: dyuasgduyewgudbwshjdbwjdfnwdihfbjhwdbfhjwebfjhewbfjhwebfjhebwffhjwebfjhewbfjhwdbbfjh adhjcbsd

“U don’t remember?” *”mMmM”* “You almost drown” *”i almost drown”*

@kmnakbonnnum5958

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@32overpie65

4 жыл бұрын

Almost drowned*

@O_Gomestein

4 жыл бұрын

@@32overpie65 its because she (lapis) said it like drown instead of drowned

@itsliterally3am377

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@Artikenon

4 жыл бұрын

i was like what the hecc she cant drown why why why why why aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:32 "Im pear

@imdeadinside7716

4 жыл бұрын

*Garnet*

@chezcake256

4 жыл бұрын

what brings you here?

@chezcake256

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pear-

@chezcake256

4 жыл бұрын

now read it bottom to top

@milkyredpaw2962

4 жыл бұрын

@@chezcake256 genius

She didn’t even cry -Peridot/New Garnet 1 day after 2020

Nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a bug: Not even me: Connie: LaPiDoT?¿?¿? 1:10

@stevenmattrell3448

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming With Olivia Connie clearly ships them

@varpud2370

4 жыл бұрын

Connie ships them too.

@VeryRandomChannel

4 жыл бұрын

1:11

@BM-ts1yi

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds so normal! XD

@ctrl_audio5351

4 жыл бұрын

I SHIP LAPIDOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Connie said Lapidot, it sounded so natural coming out of her. It was so awesome

@anisakomariah9311

5 жыл бұрын

Yes💚💙

@StevenUniverseFan-qm4tf

5 жыл бұрын

AvaAwesome23 ikr?

@Dumbsok

4 жыл бұрын

@@anisakomariah9311 *walks out of le room i dont need lat*

@AKlepp15

4 жыл бұрын

1:11

@audreybannister

4 жыл бұрын

💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙

3:06 Pumpkin Pearl had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@nomoreofme3136

5 жыл бұрын

P:umpkin: P:Earl:

@sxckrr

5 жыл бұрын

More cringy

@striped_spiders

5 жыл бұрын

Blaze 206 Yeah me too 🤣🤣🤣

@Isjustrosie

5 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@bethfoor9293

4 жыл бұрын

AAAA oh AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I M P E A R Peridot-2019

@monsquidchr6533

3 жыл бұрын

Pearidot*

@jordandillow3423

Жыл бұрын

R.I.p. peridot rip plays sad music on his sad saxophone

"She didnt even cry." (Starts to cry on the inside)

"Con•gre•gate 1. Come over here and do a cool pose. "New crystal gems, congregate!" synonyms:assemble, gather, collect... ...meet, *CLUSTER,* group"

@themostbritishpersonalive868

5 жыл бұрын

I'm just saying but the congregate would of been a better super weapon name

@boobabloobi

5 жыл бұрын

mimichu that doesn’t even make sense for the cluster to be called congregate 😂 that’s like calling the cluster “the assemble”

@satan3034

4 жыл бұрын

oH nO, ITS THE CONGREGATE!

@madkirk7431

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@madkirk7431

4 жыл бұрын

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 lol probably

"we'll never be the crystal gems! We're just the crystal memes."

@makinru6178

7 жыл бұрын

Steve At least they're Dank

@s.d.6759

5 жыл бұрын

@@makinru6178 True.

“I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal.” *Pearl starts quickly nodding*

Connie: I rEsToCkeD aLL tHe tOwElS aNd wAsHeD aLL tHe cErEaL (Pearl nods in approval)

_"You almost drowned?"_ _"I almost drowned."_

@theotterone4111

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@ricardosantana8176

4 жыл бұрын

Queen Terrible relatable to

@pixiehanamari5813

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable 4

@818gonzo

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable 5

@insecurities5622

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable 6

3:06 Pupkin:WAGUHOOMIMEAGEEAWHAHAHAWEEWAEL Peridot:Well said,Pearl

Peridot: The crystal gyms and a human! Lapis: *meme*

1:10 I LEGIT THOUGHT CONNIE ACTUALLY SAID "LEPIDOT" THEN I CHECKED THE REAL CLIP AND IT WAS LAPIS AND PERIDOT I WAS SO SAD :(((((

Connie: "I've gotta 'Steven' this somehow!" Connie: "LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!" Peridot: "She didn't even cry." Yes, this a perfect depiction of Steven and the highlight of this video.

@OfficialPiePlot

4 жыл бұрын

Why Did This Part Play Immediately After U Read This

@heymrranger

4 жыл бұрын

That part played when i was looking at this.

@sparksvoy7389

4 жыл бұрын

E

@luznoceda_g

6 ай бұрын

3:05 the random pearl noises caught me off guard 😂😂

Thank God Connie washed all the cereal!

@sarbsarb3353

7 жыл бұрын

abnjmk and restocked all the towels

@isaacdenley1922

6 жыл бұрын

abnjmk yeah can't have dirty cereal

@opalstarling9164

6 жыл бұрын

I was worried that she wouldn’t

@Unaakite21

5 жыл бұрын

Opal Starling me too

@Vocalprecussion

4 жыл бұрын

What did she eat all the dishes

*“LAPIDOT?”* IT LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS IN THE SHOW LMAO AKSKSKS

It’s always good to revisit an old classic

Lapis: "No." --Lapidot quote, Apr 15 2017

"What brings you here?" "Garnet." Me every time I watch this show.

@Mr.Tw1sty

4 жыл бұрын

Same with Lapidot

@Halleretta

4 жыл бұрын

What brings you here? *Steven crying to prove his point*

@helloimsteve7389

4 жыл бұрын

WINTENS THE GARNET!

"Legend has it Peridot is still standing there, waiting, for her Victory Pose."

Peridot: I call garnet I’m obviously best suited for being the boss Lapis: MMMmm no Peridot: **** you

3:07 Pumpkin: **pearl noises** Peridot: Well said, Pearl.

@theoverseer393

4 жыл бұрын

uncle grandpa: *exists * Pearl:

@varpud2370

4 жыл бұрын

That was cool.

@mcwater325

4 жыл бұрын

*explodes *

@bonkbag

4 жыл бұрын

Garnet*

2:06 Peridot “I call garnet.” “I’m obviously suited for being the boss.” Lapis “No” Peridot “f*** you” I DIED 😂😂

@Denji_Hayakawa

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@MarloweDoesArtz

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@kakao9607

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@kitkatgg

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-ho3np7lm9h

4 жыл бұрын

She actually said "thank you " Lapis said "you are really bossy" So thats why peridot said "thank you"

Pumpkin: EaTiNg FoOd iS sO DiScUsTiNg Pearl: I do like pie

@DarlingJav

3 жыл бұрын

pumkin pie

@HERE.AND.QUEER.

11 ай бұрын

She likes pi

“and washed all the cereal”

@squidsub3455

3 жыл бұрын

Nods head

“lapidot?” “Meme” “thats just a weird pearl?” “Love love *LOVE* ” “the crystal memes”

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

Peershi Gamez pear, pumpkin trying to do stuff for rose, and crystal gem intro.

@finn_in_the_bin5263

4 жыл бұрын

She didn't even cry

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@finn_in_the_bin5263 that is true. But steven does not really cry when giving advice.

@finn_in_the_bin5263

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackDiamond2718 I was quoting peridot in the video lmao

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

Kayceesprite :). I know. It’s ok. In truth: “its not okay!”

2:11 lol peridot cursed out lapis

@Rinyruu

5 жыл бұрын

Bilauder Zuki wat?

@Dumbsok

4 жыл бұрын

i can honestly see that happening but its a kids show so f*******

@jordandillow3423

Жыл бұрын

Pearl: language!

"I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal." p e a r l p o i n t

"I'm connie!" *"I'M PEAR!!"*

connie saying lapidot sounds so smooth and real oh my god

@tommaline9607

5 жыл бұрын

It sounded so real that I thought that was what it said in the episode

@lianneh2655

5 жыл бұрын

‘Oh.. it’s Lapidot.’ OMG TRUE

@lilartist7045

5 жыл бұрын

@@tommaline9607 same

Peridot: "I'll be garnet, I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." Lapis: "No." Peridot: "f**k You."

@Kraumyke

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@pepperpassion8629

4 жыл бұрын

83th like

@jessica4128

4 жыл бұрын

Uhh did y'all notic the exact comment is under this dude

@CodyGaming111

4 жыл бұрын

E

"F*** you" OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:10

3:34 GARNET RAVE!

1:11 “ LAPIDOt? What are you doing?! “ I DIED

@hayleycake7212

4 жыл бұрын

Emily Can’t Art *the ship is confirmed*

@hammer5349

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao i never noticed she said that

@allison7676

4 жыл бұрын

Making out UwU

@AKlepp15

4 жыл бұрын

𝗟𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝘆.

4:24 we will never be the crystal gems, we are just the crystal..... MEMES

Peridot: I’m obviously best suited to be the boss Lapis: No Peridot: F**k you Best part😂😂

I just noticed something... _Was Connie sleeping in Steven's bed?_

@TheMarshmallowMushroom

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, she probably has before, so that's to be expected.

*Who is this?* "That's steven" Lapis, you dont remeber? *hmm..* You almost drowned... *I AlMoSt DroWnED*

@cadmallard

4 жыл бұрын

Krazy Katnip *drown

@cadmallard

4 жыл бұрын

KZread L no.. it was drown, that’s literally half of the joke..

@Judyacherowwpm

4 жыл бұрын

Krazy Katnip thats steven

@Deletedcha11111

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ron9365

4 жыл бұрын

im p e a r

I washed all the -dishes- cereal

@joesilverstein2548

6 жыл бұрын

The Definition Of Cringe how do you wash cereal it’d get all soggy

@avamatthews1459

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Silverstein Did you watch the video?

@benoitdot3756

6 жыл бұрын

Funny

@megan0332

6 жыл бұрын

Surreal Cringe And restocked towels

@valentthev712

6 жыл бұрын

Surreal Cringe Yeah

0:23 love this new breaking bad episode

1:09 Connie: Lapidot? Lapis: who’s this Peridot: that’s Steven Connie: don’t you remember? Lapis: mmmm Connie: you almost drowned Lapis: I almost drowned Connie: I’m Connie Peridot: I’m pear!🍐 Connie: what brings you here? Peridot: Garnet Connie: I hope I don’t let him down Peridot: you probably will Connie: 🎵 hello darkness my old friend🎵

"I know what you're REALLY here for." "Call the--- call the--- *CALL THE POLICE*" It's like Scoop is making a social commentary on the status of our internet's culture

@krystalsanabria5307

7 жыл бұрын

Rehlaris Amaura

@Rehlaris

7 жыл бұрын

You like it? I drew it a couple of years ago. Kinda stuck ever since ^v^

@Rehlaris

7 жыл бұрын

Thank youuu!

nobody: Literally nobody LEGIT NOBODY NOT EVEN STEVEN Greg: call the police

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

Garnet: I'm gonna kill you

@BlueEngland

4 жыл бұрын

Greg is someone.

@BlackDiamond2718

4 жыл бұрын

BlueEngland the Gareg that did not choosened.

@ging9862

3 жыл бұрын

Call the- call the - call the po- po- the po- call the- the police

"dad's in space!" "I may be 15-20-25 minitues cause I have to get a bu-" *There's no time!*

Who’s this? That’s Steven- I don’t remember- You almost drowned- *I aLmOsT dRoWnEd-*

@hiddendraco2607

3 жыл бұрын

i'M pEaR🍐

Connie: Ai- Re- STOCKED all the- towels- and- washed- all the- CERAL Me: did you just have a stroke- Pearl: *[Nodding Intensifies]*

2:20 wow, im imppresed at pumpkin! Its so on point! XD

@HBDiniz10

5 жыл бұрын

Loooool

3:21 Everyone is here to see Pearls rap career

"New Crystal Gems Congregate!!!" that means come over here and do a cool pose

Peridot: I'm obviously best suited for garnet Lapis: no Peridot: *f you*

@VincentEnmei

4 жыл бұрын

F word

@rosetea_aj7585

4 жыл бұрын

F you!!!

@Detective_Grav

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way to hard at this

@mercuryeuphoria5052

4 жыл бұрын

I love how she said it with a smile on her face, it made it more hilarious.

@rosetea_aj7585

4 жыл бұрын

@@mercuryeuphoria5052 F*** you!:D

"I call Garnet! I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." "No" "F*** you"

@johnnysalery7383

4 жыл бұрын

A & R It's scary how natural it sounds too XD

@josukehigashikata8889

4 жыл бұрын

Me while smiling

2:20 wHy wOnT yOu jUsT lEt mE dO tHiS fOr yOu, RoSe?!

1:59 Nobody: Community: *M E M E*

“The new crystal meth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Lapidot?” UUIHUKHIA

2:20 WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE!?

You don’t remember?, Hmmmmmmmm You almost drowned I almost drowned

4:09 CONNIE IS AQUAMARINE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!

@positivity-prevails4209

5 жыл бұрын

Nick Gallon oh gosh

@youtubepro403

5 жыл бұрын

Clap clap 9 months later

@kusnadiliauw6979

5 жыл бұрын

Whot!!!!!

@cocoloco6060

5 жыл бұрын

she’s probably a diffrent aquamarine because aquamarine has it on the other side

@c.h.a.i.m.a.

5 жыл бұрын

...

P(earl)umpkin moments 2:19, 3:05, 3:42, 3:54

@bloxburgmomcore

5 жыл бұрын

Funny

@thewhisper4269

5 жыл бұрын

earl

@sunfeatherX3

5 жыл бұрын

This is what I'm here for, thank yolu

@fluffymarshmallowtoast3055

5 жыл бұрын

We need to take all the pumpkin scenes and replace it with pearl lines

@sxckrr

5 жыл бұрын

Omg earl is here ?! GET READY 😧

Connie: I restocked all the *towels* and washed all the *cereal* . Pearl: *i n t e n s e l y approves*

4:50 whenever i hear this i remember two kids in a car hearing this and screaming.

@VeggieGirl07

2 жыл бұрын

What why?

1:35 Connie “I Just Hope I Won’t Let Him Down.” Peridot “You Probably Will.” HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FREIND

Pumpkin, the best pearl since 1945

@guinealover6674

7 жыл бұрын

A.R.D. Project I'm sorry, but our Pearl is Pearlfect.

@AlternativeShae

7 жыл бұрын

Peridot is garnet, and lapis is amythest, and connie is steven

@junang3

5 жыл бұрын

ITS NOW 2018

This whole video made me die lmao I loved it so much please keep doing these

It's been such a long time since I genuinely laughed at a YTP and I'm so happy I found this

Connie : I won't let him down Peridot: you probably will Hello darkness my old friend Me: ppfft 🤣

4:21 “Maybe you should switch with pumpkin!” *nintendo switch sound*

“I’m Per-“ *shows a picture of a Pear*

Wow nice edit I really enjoyed this video 🤩🤩🤩

"pearl": AauGHGiMiHinNiHyuHaHyukAhaHAHaHy "Garnet": well said pearl

Transcript: 🎵 _We are the Crystal Gems, we'll always save the day_ _And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way_ _That's why the people of this world, believe in_ _Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl...and Steven!_ 🎵 [TITLE SCREEN: THE NEW CRYSTAL METH by Scoop Universe] Connie: [gasps] ["Run" by AWOLNATION plays] Connie: Steven! Steven: Connie! [they hug with a cracking sound] Connie: You're back?! Steven: Sorry we left you behind. Connie: It's okay. Greg: Yup! Connie: I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal. Steven: Well! Connie: Well...when I got that call from you, I could tell you had a lot going on. Steven: [over the phone] Dad's in space, Connie: I can get there in fifteen! Or actually maybe twenty, twenty-five 'cause I might have to take the bus-- Steven: [over the phone, in Garnet's voice] There's no time! [normal voice] We're going right now! Just-- Connie: You can count on me! Connie: It was a big job for one person, but I felt up to the challenge. I made my way 🎵 _downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm home bound_ 🎵 Connie: Hyah! Peridot: Uh. Connie: Lapidot? What are you doing? Peridot: Just showing off my old room to-- ["O Fortuna" by Carl Orf plays] Peridot: Oh, wait. Lapis: Who is this? Peridot: That's Steven. Connie: Lapis...you don't remember? Lapis: Mmm... Connie: You almost drowned? Lapis: I almost drowned. Connie: I'm Connie. Peridot: I'm pear! Connie: What brings you here? Peridot: Garnet. Connie: Oh! I just hope I don't let him down. Peridot: You probably will. ["The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel plays] Peridot: That's why they put _us_ in charge of protecting Beach City. Connie: Meme. Peridot: Wait a minute 🎵 _to think of just, flexibility love and trust_ 🎵 Peridot: We'd need help. The Crystal Gyms, and a human! Well, close enough. Lapis: Mmmeme. Peridot: We could be exactly like them...but BETTER! Connie: That, makes sense! Peridot: I call 🎵 _Garnet_ 🎵 I'm obviously best suited to being the boss. Lapis: No. Peridot: F*ck you. Connie: Then I'll do what 🎵 _Steven!_ 🎵 does. Peridot: Lapis, you can be 🎵 _Amethyst_ 🎵 Lapis: Which one is she? Peridot: Whatever, she can be 🎵 _Pearl_ 🎵 Pumpkin: Why won't you just let me do this for you, Rose?! Peridot: New Crystal Gems...congregate! That means, come over here and do a cool pose. Connie: Hm... Nothing, nothing, more nothing...ah! There she is! No, wait...that's just a weird Pearl. Peridot: Go! New Crystal Gems! [A sped up version of the chiptune opening theme plays] Peridot: What seems to be the trouble here, Beach City citizen? Buck: My dad's a jerk. Peridot: Ahem? Connie: Um...water we waiting for? [The Price is Right correct answer sound plays] Peridot: Ha ha! Good one, Steven! Pumpkin: [odd Pearl noises] Peridot: Well said, Pearl! Buck: That was cool. Connie: Thanks! [explosion] Peridot: I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! [The Deedee Magno verse from "Party" by L.A. plays briefly] [tape rewind] Peridot: [as Scoop Universe] I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! Greg: *Call the policecall thepolicecallthepolicecallthepolicecall* [tape rewind] Peridot: Beach City citizens, witness...the Garnet! ["Synchronize" from the SU soundtrack plays] Connie: The Steven thinks that's funny! Peridot: I can't believe this. Pumpkin: Eating food is so disgusting! Peridot: That's right...Pearl _does_ like soap. Buck: Uh. Lapis: I agree. Peridot: Euh... [crash] Peridot/Lapis: [embarrassed noises] Pumpkin: [awkward Pearl noise] Connie: Oh no... I gotta Steven this somehow! Connie: Love, love, love! Peridot: She didn't even cry. ["Sad Romance" from Over the Green Fields plays] Peridot: [in the background] She didn't even cry. Connie: The wash was...NOT OKAY! And so were the new Crystal Gems. Peridot: The problem is all of YOU! Connie, you are hurting Lapis; Lapis, maybe you should switch with Pumpkin! Connie: Oh, what's the point of this? We'll never be the Crystal Gems! We're just the Crystal...Memes. But we 🎵 _are the Crystal_ 🎵 [tape rewind] Connie: So let's go back to that. To fix this mess we made! Peridot: Well, if there's one thing peridots are good at, it's fixing things! ["Can We Fix It?" by Paul Joyce plays] Peridot: Does that mean we can do a victory pose? Lapis: ...No. ["A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton plays] Steven: 🎵 *_Makin' my way downtown_* 🎵

@eevee1583

7 жыл бұрын

Kitt Monroe great job with the whole script

@alonzonevarez2076

7 жыл бұрын

This ytp but in verbose

@paigeoparkplays3310

7 жыл бұрын

Kitt Monroe Haha!

@cheesyendeavor3889

7 жыл бұрын

you, fellow stranger, deserve an Oscar

@theCheezu

7 жыл бұрын

Kitt Monroe wow,Get a,life

I don't even like YTPs but this...this was really good

3:10 Pumpkin: hdhd vhf didvhd cuxbfufgd Peridot: well said, pearl!

pumpkin: WHY CANT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSEEEE this whole thing killed me CALL THE POLICE

“I restocked the all the towels and *washed the cereal!* “

@ronin_wins

4 жыл бұрын

i wash my cereal daily

@dittzey

4 жыл бұрын

Do you like cereal with the crust or not?

@BM-ts1yi

3 жыл бұрын

I was a cereal once

@caitlynthedarkwolf2259

3 жыл бұрын

Finally! Someone else who washes the cereal

Love how the New Crystal Gems take their roles like never before!

2:11 IT LITERALLY JUST SOUNDS LIKE PERIDOT'S VOICE ACTOR JOKINGLY CUSSED

@VeggieGirl07

2 жыл бұрын

Considering they were able to get the real voice actors for the secret rap career parodies, we totally need a bonus miniseries where all of the characters can cuss.