"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Before you say another word,Javert" "eeeeeeeeeeee...." "Before you chain me up like a slave again" "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Javert," "eeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "Listen to me." "NO! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

@Snowfireblues

5 жыл бұрын

It takes some focus to do that "NO! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

@robinnordqvist-pettersson457

13 күн бұрын

And i am Javert

The line "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear" saves the poop joke. Makes it, in fact.

@igorcorrales6450

3 жыл бұрын

Makes it even better when Valjean says “You have done your duty.”

@NovaStella_

2 жыл бұрын

Disgraces it, in fact.

@ternarycode

Жыл бұрын

​@@igorcorrales6450 lol

@VladDraculaIII

Жыл бұрын

Next time I shit myself, I'm going to march up to my boss and stat, "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear!"

"I've disgraced the uniform that i wear" "You've only done your duty"I lost it XD

@useless4692

3 жыл бұрын

The dignity of the toilet

@nomnomfoodthief

3 жыл бұрын

*DUUTY*

@stapler942

Жыл бұрын

"I expect you have 2-ply..."

@danielsrandomchannel1472

Жыл бұрын

@@nomnomfoodthief LOL!

The "your face is not a face" part, holy fucking shit. Not even 25 seconds in and I had tears rolling down my face, out of breath, slapping my god damn floor.

@Gmk4667

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, same 😂

@KatherineXIX

Ай бұрын

“You broke his face”

"all I did was steal some suffering child!" LMAOOOO

I''m Yakko! I'm Wakko! AND I'M JAVERT

@SimonTonekham

8 жыл бұрын

you know what that means....

@benbuhrman868

8 жыл бұрын

+Simon Tonekham I'm breeeeeeaaaaad

@werknemerful

8 жыл бұрын

Ben Buhrman ..No..

@swagkirby3449

8 жыл бұрын

If anyone doesn't know, it's a reference to the Nostalgia Critic's review of Les Miserables.

@valdaitis

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonTonekham means I'm freeeEEEeeeEEEeeEe

"I was born inside Javert" *gold*

"I expect you have 2-ply." -gives a cheeky grin- "To stay aliiiiiiive."

@Butchcavalier

4 жыл бұрын

hmmm...truly ahead of its time

JAVERT! LISTEN TO ME! no.

@generalrubbish9513

7 жыл бұрын

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@inspectorjavert9868

6 жыл бұрын

No

@valdaitis

3 жыл бұрын

@@inspectorjavert9868 what's your name?

@inspectorjavert9868

3 жыл бұрын

@@valdaitis I'M JAVERT! DON'T FORGET MY NAME. DON'T FORGET ME.

@useless4692

3 жыл бұрын

@@inspectorjavert9868 I’ve never forgotten your mom

1:44 You know nothing, I am Jajvert, I was Jajvert, And I'm JajveEeEeEeEe This is my new ringtone

WHEN HE HAS THE TOAST YOU CAN HEAR A DISTANT "breeEEeeEEeeEEad"

@TheCapedChristian

5 жыл бұрын

N O M

@rainestevlogs

4 жыл бұрын

69th like LOL

@darcydreaming6931

3 жыл бұрын

The subtitles point this out rather nicely

@ouui

2 жыл бұрын

I'm literally dying

"I am YOU, I am former butter too!" Good god, what's with that line that makes me crack up XD

@KyrosTheWolf

8 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic

@RavenWitchShade

8 жыл бұрын

+Kyros Vulk-Oliver thank you :D

@KyrosTheWolf

8 жыл бұрын

Shade, the Raven Witch What's your FA?

@RavenWitchShade

8 жыл бұрын

Wyraachur

@Snowy101

8 жыл бұрын

+Shade, the Raven Witch He says "I am from a butter. too." The original line was "I am from a gutter, too."

"I was born inside Javert!" Wow, that's... That's rough, buddy.

"I don't believe what I see....You broke his--" "Face. >8]" Top 10 Villain moments

1:30 "At last, we see each other monsiiiiiiieurruuuuueusnom" my favorite part : 3 I don't know how can a simple editing trick can make this so hysterical, but it can.

2:10 The best bit is where it says ''Javert listen to me''

Before you say another word Javert! aaaauuu Before you chain me up like a slave again! aaaauuu ... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu Javert... aaaauuu ... aaaauuu Listen to me! No. ... aaaauuu *jumps in the river* aaaauuu

"The old one is fading fast." The hard drive won't last a week, or so they say. With all poop inside the disk. How long before it gives away.

@DaThings

8 жыл бұрын

+VintageTrollean

@FreshTillDeath56

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@camoflamer

8 жыл бұрын

+VintageTrollean your profile pic looks like someone

@VintageTrollean

8 жыл бұрын

I get that a lot

@camoflamer

8 жыл бұрын

yh

I really miss these old YTPs. The humour was so simple but so golden.

To your toast. (Breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!) NOM!!!

He never got his bagel, but at least he got his toast.

@briancahill9594

8 жыл бұрын

+Higgle Wiggle And if he's lucky, and works reeeeaaaaallllyyyyyy hard, he might just get a waffle!

Your face is not a face!

@FlamingAomeba

8 жыл бұрын

*Horribly disfigured face*

@conorwhelan5692

8 жыл бұрын

You broke his face !

@4Entropy44

8 жыл бұрын

+HamanKarn567 Oh go back to creeping after Judau, Haman

@HamanKarn567

8 жыл бұрын

Entropy 44 Oh don't worry I will. HAHA

@JBlooey

8 жыл бұрын

I may have to pee.

So THAT'S how Prisoner 24602060451 got sent to prison...

I am Luuuucifer, oooooo

2:30 I laughed harder than I should’ve

Jajvert had a VietNOM flashback, he used to be butter, you see, before he became Lucifer and Joj Valjoj. It's a very emotional story, but never mind that, you may now return to your toast.

0:27 I honestly thought that was my stomach.

@Chubs.

8 жыл бұрын

you don't have a stomach

@conorwhelan5692

8 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Demoderpifnlikskin your face is not a face

@Chubs.

8 жыл бұрын

Conor_17 :O

@TheMasterplanter

8 жыл бұрын

+GassedGasMask7 Omg, the moment I read that comment, my stomach growled!

@conorwhelan5692

8 жыл бұрын

TheMasterplanter lol

Omg "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear" 😂 I cannot cope

"You'll return, sir, to your toast!"

@frankz3595

Жыл бұрын

(breeeeaaaad)

@sdgdhpmbp

Жыл бұрын

​@@frankz3595 NOM

0:17 The Phantom of the Opera (1910)

0:18: Literally everyone to the Phantom of the Opera.

The dignity of thy toilet! Yay yay yay! I expect you have two-ply.

1:31 MONSIEOOOOOIISHHH that had me crying

Now prisoner 24602060451!

@rorc

8 жыл бұрын

You're no one

@tom_sundog

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@OmegaMultiplayer

8 жыл бұрын

+tommyzoom88 Your time is up and Your time is up and Your time is up!

@thelonelywolf88

8 жыл бұрын

+OmegaMultiplayer And I'm Javert

@brandongittens9045

8 жыл бұрын

+Colin Donovan And you know what that means

I love the face he makes at 0:23 "Oh God what do I do this guy's about to piss himself"

I was born in SAS

Anytime someone tells me something extremely hard to believe, instead of saying "And I'm the queen of England", I'm going to say "AND I'm JAvert!"

2:20 that jump cut is perfect!

You know nothing, I am Javert, I was Javert, And I'm Javert

Glad to see that after he stolelolelolelol a loaf of bread, he was finally able to make toast. :')

Hugh Jackman and Russel Crowe had to see this masterpiece

2:08 always kills me

2:02 Every person whenever they visit their past self and ask who they are

Of all the sequels, this is the one I've been the most eager for.

I was born inside Jajvert

@OfCourseIMight

6 жыл бұрын

I was born with scum like Javert

"The dignity of the TOiLeT!" lmfao

LISTEN TO ME! "No. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

That's some good parkourt from Javert.

@briancahill9594

8 жыл бұрын

+ElagabalusRex I was wondering if that went through anyone else's head lol

"I do hope you have 2 ply". LOL Great play on the movie that happens to be one of my favorite musicals released lately. Great job as always.

I love the harmony at 1:36.

this is the most literal KZread Poop i've ever seen

1:57 me talking underwater

"Javert, listen to me!" " *No* ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain-"

Monsieur Le Mayor, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear... You have only done your duty... LOL ... LOL

me and my friends have this running gag where we just sing "I know that man, what was his name? ... Lifty Joe."

I almost pissed my pants laughing at 1:35

Can't wait for the sequel! The first one is definitely up there in my top 10 list of favorite YTP's. I've also liked how you don't rely on swear words and lewdness in order to make the jokes. Good on yah man!

I fucking lost it at the part where Javert shit his pants and started blushing, my grandpa shat himself once and made the exact same face

Lyrics chain (hopefully): 1815 Javert: Hi. Please know me as Javert. I'm here at your command. AND I'M JAvert.

@noe9580

5 жыл бұрын

*smooch* your face is not a face

@MBRSims

3 жыл бұрын

I may have to pee

@willywins0446

2 жыл бұрын

*stomach rumbling* It seems to me, I may have to-

@frankz3595

Жыл бұрын

@@willywins0446 no more words… the dignity of the toilet

i don't know whether he's saying "I am you" or "I am hugh" which makes it even funnier

“I am Lucifer”

I actually laughed when Jean valjean said duty in my schools production of les miz.

And no bagel was ever found

*Blushes profusely* I have disgraced, the uniform that I wear.

Never laughed so hard in my life. You've done one heck of a job on this

0:27 fooled me big time. I thought it was my stomach.

Walrusguy's recent poops are fucking creepy as shit now. I wonder what kinda drugs he was taking after he came back from retirement.

@plushifoxed

8 жыл бұрын

ｎｏ ｍｏｒｅ ｔａｂｂｙ ｐｏｔ ｐｉｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｂｅｄｔｉｍｅ

@Soufriere84

8 жыл бұрын

*+ElegeantFencer* - When he offered up his old poops in a nice batch for download a few years ago, he also included several of his animations. Judging by those, Nick Wahlstrom has _always_ been fucking creepy as shit.

@guyguino5770

8 жыл бұрын

+Soufriere Animations? Where can I find these?

@Soufriere84

8 жыл бұрын

Guy Guino I have no idea, I'm sorry to say. It was something he or someone connected to him put on megaupload or some place like that years ago. The batch has all but one of his pre-retirement YTPs ("One More Final" is missing) along with some random stuff he made in Flash. I can't even play most of the files anymore because they're .swf and I uninstalled Adobe. Perhaps one of these days I'll figure out how to get them back into the wild.

@guyguino5770

8 жыл бұрын

+Soufriere No need to rush. I was just a little curious is all. Thank you!

"I was only 9 years old I loved javert so much"..............

At 0:27 dat face doe XD

2:54 BREAAAAAD

It's been awhile! Worth the wait.

KZread Poop inside a KZread Poop: press 1, wait till he says "is" and press 2 also, pressing 7 will make Javert say "tattoo" You're welcome

u need to make another one bc jajvert NEVER GOT THE BAGEL ONLY TOAST. we must have justice for jajvert, justice for the bagel, and justice for all those who were misled into thinking there would be a bagel

Thank you for making this Gold.

We see each other, buhshoooshhhhhhh WEOOOAOH

2:10 broke me XD

@JBlooey

8 жыл бұрын

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2:43 .. I died alright.. I just died im ded now

-smiles- "your face is not a face"

You'll return sir to your toast

@JosephJoestur

8 жыл бұрын

+funnyguy *playing silently in the background* Breaaaaaaaaaaaaad

2:14 Ooh, Bill Murray!

I was really upset but this made me burst out in laughter so thank you :)

Javert 2 Electric Buggavert.

That ending...with the fall...I nearly choked on my peppermint!

“You’ll return sir, to your toast.”

@watch-Dominion-2018

14 күн бұрын

Nom

I think it turned out great! Glad you uploaded it at its current state.

I don't know, I like this one more than most of the ones you've posted this year :P

YES YESYESYES YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

Poor Javert

I choked on my spit at the "duuuuuuuty"

Is this really a Les Miserables YTP?! I never thought I would find one!

Boy have I missed you :) amaizing as allways

Yay, more DaThings1!

You Da Man, Dathings. It seems most people in the community can't keep up the numbers they used to, so don't feel rushed. This should be about entertainment; for us and you.

How do you make these funny yet so appropriate?

“All I did was STEAL SOME SUFFERING CHILD”

1:44 I half expected Javert's face would get replaced by Ygritte's

2:48 i was born in sas

I have to watch this at least once daily to keep me sane

@orlandowordsmith6208

2 жыл бұрын

You'll return, sir, to this poop.

Did WalrusGuy really make this? It really seems like something DaThings1 would make