Just woww..... totally relatable every joke - I thought only my father has this obsession with watching Pakistan News. Parents pausing YT by pressing the lock button is so true.

@neevmadlani1706

2 жыл бұрын

mere nana ka yahi chakkar hain

@itssiddhant

2 жыл бұрын

Bhai humara baap toh aurat ko vash me kaise krre, apni aulad ka ghar kaise barabad krre dekhta hai

@random_person_on_internet

2 жыл бұрын

​@@itssiddhant bro😂 joke tha right?

@shubh2319

2 жыл бұрын

@@itssiddhant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@itssiddhant

2 жыл бұрын

@@random_person_on_internet nope bhai that's actually true 🙂💯

My mother never skip an ad she just watch whole 3 minutes song one after another just to watch todays Rashi phal.

@rituparnarooj5388

2 жыл бұрын

Indian moms obsession with aaj ka rashifal 😂

@yourmindisyourchild4967

Жыл бұрын

This was a legit joke🤣

I am from Pakistan just got a new phone for my dad all his youtube recommendations are of indian news and indian vloggers or old indian comedy serials like hum paanch, office office and few others :D Love your sense of humor bhai.

@NitinSharma-bx6qf

Жыл бұрын

office office is so relatable........kya Pakistan mein bhi sarkaari baabus aise hi chewtiye hote hain....I know this but conformation chaahiye

@uzairbinshabbir

Жыл бұрын

​@@NitinSharma-bx6qf bhai India ke government officers ka attitude aur laziness multiply by 10 wo pakistani CSS pass civil servants(aka Babu) aur ISSB pass army officers ka hota hai. Hum aam shehri log shadeed nafrat karte hain lekin kuch bol nahi sakte kyunke phir black vigo ghar pe ajati hai bande uthaane jo koi kuch bolta hai to. khaali aap NICOP card aur passport renewal ya Visa ke issues ka kisi se pata karna wo beth ke aapko apne dukhray sunae ga boht ajeeb ajeeb masle hote idhar. i think office office ka sequel pakistan me banna chahiye.

@NitinSharma-bx6qf

Жыл бұрын

@@uzairbinshabbir ......the similarities between corruption, Inefficiency and general bad attitude towards the common people by babus and Administration of both india and Pakistan is mind boggling....dono ek doosre ko dekh Kar yahi bolte honge ke ye ek dum hum jaise hi hain

@uzairbinshabbir

Жыл бұрын

@@NitinSharma-bx6qf Ji bhai aap sahi keh rahe hain aisa hi hai. phir bhi India ki government aur unki army jis tarha apne logon ka khayal karti hai mera to ye maana hai ke aap log behtar system me reh rahe hain beshak kamiyan aur khamiyaan hain wo har mulq me har system me hoti hain lekin hamara Pakistan ka ye hisaab hai ke majority politicians/ministers ke family mulq se bahir rehti hai aur army officers ki aur ye hi waja hai ke ye jo bureuacrats aur army officers ya judiciary ke log hain ye retirement tak yahan kursi pe bethte hain phir wo bhi apne family ke pas chale jaate to ab aap bataen ke jab yahan inhe rehna hi nahi yahan ke masle ye kyun hal kareinge? aur aam admi jab vote dene jae to ye hi gini chuni teen char parties inme hi bandar baant hota horse trading har party ke log har daffa kisi dusri party me ghus jaate elections se pehle jab dekhte ke jo party jeet rahi uske sath ho lete. aur phir wo corruption chalti rehti hai aise me kya taraqi ya kya ghareeb admi ka kuch banna hai.

@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3479

Жыл бұрын

@@uzairbinshabbir Mana ki desh alag hai phle to ek hi the ham, corruption to har jagah hai, but Pakistan me ajkl bhut halat kharab hai kya aisa news aa rhe, agli baar voting hua to bhai sahab ache insaan ko vote dena, aplog ka desh bhi dubne se bach jayega, mai indian hu isly nhi bol rhi Or na hi apka ya apke desh ka insult kr rhi, mai insaniyat ke liye bol rhi, hamara hi desh hamse tuta desh ko aise dekhna hme bhi nhi pasand,.... Ram - Ram

And the irony is that he himself is very productive as he is able to deliver such an amazing content after the lockdown ends. ....Great work @ganguly sahab :}

Lock screen = video paused for the elderly was the ultimate joke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

God promise, I wrote these jokes before Elon Musk started talking about KZread Ads. Right now I'm just wondering ki mere pass KZread Premium hai aur Elon Musk ke pass nahi, toh samajh nahi aa raha life mei galat decision le kaun raha hai? But introspection aside, thanks for the appreciation. Means a lot and makes what we do worth doing. The first 30 seconds, ok 50 seconds, are same as last crowd-work video I had put, but then had to remove. Let's not get into the whys, kaafi annoying story. Next stand-up bit to be out next week or so. Aage ummeed pe toh duniya kayam hai.

@amiirshad

2 жыл бұрын

Wait till Musk buys YT, 😑

@rushabhjain8598

2 жыл бұрын

Tumko toh harami samjhe the par tum toh antaryami nikle

@DrPrabhpreetSingh

2 жыл бұрын

@@amiirshad he has to buy google ist......out of his range......

@ministatement849

2 жыл бұрын

Sleepless night with Elon Musk

@NeighborhoodKStan

2 жыл бұрын

Bhai Mera neet aane wala hai and Mai yahan mar rahi hoon 😂 this truly was a mind refreshing dose of laughter. thank you so much 😂😂

So true my father also watched KZread 24*7 and I feel like he addicted to it. Also I had also asked my father you watch so much news. Do you want to clear UPSC?. The Pakistan jokes are highly relatable. My father says Pakistan ka dekhte rehna chaye pata lagta hai waha kya chal raha hai. Like he is in Indian intelligence bureau.

@krutikamotdhare9754

9 ай бұрын

My father and office mein kaka reads newspaper like inko upsc exam dena hai!

the guy make fun of KZread ads his own video get ads before I started 😅😅😅 love your video love from Pakistan ❤️❤️❤️🇵🇰

Bitter reality betterly explained through comedy

@prateekgupta2805

2 жыл бұрын

Tongue twister bana dia bhai

@huraib512

2 жыл бұрын

@@prateekgupta2805 😀😀😀

@snehaluchil8065

2 жыл бұрын

True that!

@shantnuqwerty

2 жыл бұрын

Utterly betterly

@arijeetnayak5151

2 жыл бұрын

@@shantnuqwerty utterly butterly delicious

The Pakistan thing is so true. My dad is obsessed with watching Pakistan reaction channels, Pakistan news debates, Pakistan public interviews(usually about how bEtTeR India has become).

@adityamodi6043

Жыл бұрын

Same bro same

@djboss9732

Жыл бұрын

me too,, from bd

@saq3329

Жыл бұрын

I am sure there may be similar dad's on the other side too.

@annjay1935

Жыл бұрын

@@saq3329 I haven't seen anyone on the other side. But I am sure there must be some people interested in Indian news. My father used to watch crime patrol. 😀 And in lock down I was also addicted to Crime patrol

@anshchaturvedi7221

Жыл бұрын

@@annjay1935 savdhan rahe satark rahe

Nice one, Love from Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan

The topic itself is so damn relatable to me i thought it was just my father. Absolutely loved this.

@xaviersubscribe2520

2 жыл бұрын

W Bengal me toh Bangladesh k bare me dekhte hoge na father log

@jddj1112

Жыл бұрын

U r so amazing gargi.. u r so beautiful n great.. I m ur biggest fan. U r so cute

@sayantanmaity1087

Жыл бұрын

Hi, please don't believe the fake news. There is only the one biggest fan.

Really nice set. Enjoyed it on KZread for free. 😂😂

@kumarraj197

2 жыл бұрын

bro u r the product XDD

@hikigaya956

2 жыл бұрын

@@kumarraj197 :0

I thought only my father watch news about Pakistan 🤣🤣🤣

He's always so damnn brilliant with his expressions and timing!!! I don't know why he has so less subscribers.

@GaneshPatil-ip4kl

2 жыл бұрын

2nd

@ShivatheShiv

2 жыл бұрын

When ? He's damn boring

@driptrippin

2 жыл бұрын

4 lakh 90 thousand is less?

@jddj1112

Жыл бұрын

Shipra I m ur biggest fan... u r so beautiful n talented.. u r so amazing

@suchi1053

Жыл бұрын

I just subscribed with my new mobile also😬

Enjoying from KZread Premium account.. with 5 others😅

I am from Pakistan and I didn’t know that there is so much obsession about Pakistan in Indian dads. 🤣🤣 I can understand, we have some people like this in our country as well who would only want to watch negative news about india

@kunalm15

2 жыл бұрын

Father’s are same everywhere irrespective of borders.

@diygreasemonkey201

2 жыл бұрын

Is se bhaichara badtha hai

@adityathakar8214

Жыл бұрын

Well the young generation has no hate for Pakistan it's just the old indian dads 😂

@danielmathew7768

Жыл бұрын

True

@rishabhsingh7826

Жыл бұрын

@@adityathakar8214 because they have seen 3 wars with Pakistan

He is damn good, no abusive language, no politics, no religion, no vulgarity but healthy comedy.

Making people laugh without taking help of cheap language. Kudos to you. 🎉

Woahhhh....you literally put put my story of lockdown...XD Loved it ❤

You're just amazing 😂 Let the videos keep coming up!! Waiting for your next bid!!

Gr8 Comedy Abijit. I am a big fan. Love how your jokes are clean, based on true day to day life scenarios. Keep it going !!

Haath occupied hai, wo skip nhi daba payega.... epic tha...... hahahhahahhahahhaha

Thanks KZread for this masterpiece 😂

Pure gold...and i myself got a couple of ads while watching this video 🤣🤣🤣

You are sooo Amazing ....I just love you....stay Blessed ❤️

the second half of this video is exactly what happened with me, he's right, parents never press pause 😂

What makes the video brilliant is the relatability!!

Loved how his video had an ad in between.

GREAT BRILLIANT SET 👏🏻 ABIJIT ❤️

Bohot zyada zeher hai yaar... That one is the most relatable for me 😂😂

Now, That's a Quality material! Very Good 😀

The jokes per unit time of this dude is WOW! ♥️

Indian papa and theis obsession with news is so accurate....even i checked my dad's YT history and found pakistan pakistan pakistan.....now i can die in peace after knowing that my dad isn't the only one.😂😂😂

Abhijit bro you are so amazing. This is so relatable that Indian dad close their phone to close the app. My father is known specially to not closing the screen and keeping phone in the pocket so that some of his contacts get weird looking Chinese messages and unintentionally dialed calls 😂😂

Your contents are always awesome!!! Love you from the core of heart :)

That protection fees joke was lit!

The last line was real banger coz my parents too, they nvr pause, rather just press the lock button 😂😂😂

This entire set is so good😂

Excellent punches after long time،😆

This is so good 😂😂😂😂

No wonder why this video notification did not reach me. KZread algorithm suppressed this video's reach. Look at number of views here! Kudos to your work, @Abhijeet!

One more lovely set ❤️🔥🔥

Reality is depressing but Abhijit brings smile to our face via his performance 💖

You are awesome Abhi, loved it👏👏👏👌👌👌

Totally Relatable. Iss video ke bhi pehle, beech mei aur baad mei ad aai.

Brilliant !! Exact same situation at my home.

I can very strongly relate to this!😄

After a long gap........dil jeet liya bhai ne. Dada chaliye jaan.

Literally too good

Love you, Abhi. Nice work.

Abijit, you seemed to be tired in this video, it might be the after effects of doing lockdown videos. You and Gaurav are the best stand ups in this country. Hope u will be back reenergized like Modi ji's video👍

😂 when u say one guy took the laptop to his washroom, i am literally watching this by being in the washroom 😂😂

Hilarious.. I swear I actually got a Ketto ad when you were talking about Ketto ads.

One of the best stand up...died laughing😂

Sooooo relatable man...damn funny

Very much relatable ....😂😂😂 Special the lock button

After a long time got something really good....I enjoyed it.

bhut shii bole ho bhai... parent and KZread wala jokes😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 this is too much fun

I was waiting ki koi to bnaye KZread ads pe set .. and you did a fabulous job 👏👏👏👏👏👏❤❤❤

One of the best stand up comedian

4:10 was the funniest one dude 🤣. I couldn't stop laughing that I started suffocating.

Really like your delivery and style, amazing video!

@jddj1112

Жыл бұрын

Hi simian u r so beautiful n cute.. I m ur biggest fan.. u r so amazing

Really nice to see you after long time just awesome I love the way you do comedy 🔥🔥😎😎😘😘😂😂😂

Simply amazing... Great observation Bang on joke delivery

Yeah the add in between your video is also too epic.

After long time enjoyed some one. Gud luck bro. U r doing gud.

The last part was brilliant 😂😂😂

This was so relatable 😂👍♥️

Lol....been using KZread Vanced since 7 yrs (2015). Not seen a single ad ever. Couldn't relate much to these jokes.😂😂😂

Gosh this is soo hilarious! And sach mein Ketto ki ad ne dukhi kar rakha h by god!

Too good Maine bhi pura KZread dekh liya hai sahi mein 😅

Grt comedy😂😂😂......it's nice that u still have maintained ur humor Btw sir I am using KZread prem ac with 5 other😂😂😂 So it was very much relatable 🤣

Brilliant set Abijit!

I can totally relate with this set same situation at my home after YT Premium

Last joke is so relatable 🤣🤣

wow u r soo good . i laughed non stop till the end , u r great

Ultimate reality...🤣

I laughed so hard when ad started playing in between this video 😂😂🤣🤣

Hamesha ki tarah awesome content...keep it up bro

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

KZread seriously knows everything The moment Abhijit Talked about Ads The Ad Surfaced 😅

Amazing set bro

that ketto ad line is so relatable 😂😂, me to my youtube sare paise de dun kya 😅

hahahahahaha, bahot hi zyada mazza :D

Completely Relatable sir😂🤣

finally some good standup

Keto ads incident is relatable to me. 🤣 Keep it up!!

The fact that I got an ad between this video

Loved it 😂😂😂

Awesome, very relatable

You tube ki burai you tube pe hi ye v next level inception haii😂😂😂😂😂

Man you just killed it

Wonderful performance , some serious issues explained comically...

😂😂😂😂 Sare jokes bilkul relatable hai

@utkarshagrawal2002

Жыл бұрын

brave browser ko use kro ek bhi ad na ayega

Finally a good one!

Amazing !!!!!!

😂 Happy to See this video and Sir you are great 👍

Realistic and relatable Comedy