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LYRICS
VERSE 1
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens
Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
I conjure fame with challenge vids and
I play drinking games to target kids and
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee
Welcome, welcome to the KZread Culture
The KZread Cult
VERSE 2
Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
Hopping town to town in my first class flight
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
KZreadrs had morals back in 2011
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
I idolize your idle eyes and
I'm monetizing kissing guys and
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it
Welcome, welcome to my KZread Lifestyle
KZread Lie
Welcome, welcome to the KZread Culture
The KZread Cult
BRIDGE
There's a mystery to being at the top
People think I'm divine
But the truth, I'm no hero
I just play one online
VERSE 3
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible
I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three
So love me, and I'll love you more
Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and
You are not, so worship at my KZread sale
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
Welcome, welcome to the KZread Sensation
The KZread Sin
Welcome, welcome to my KZread Lifestyle
KZread Lie
Welcome, welcome
I said welcome to the KZread Cult
Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and KZread of course! Let's be friends.