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A tale about German siblings who are speaking English while using Japanese terms

If I had a penny for every horror game Manly has played this month that features an anime aesthetic and european characters turning into cannibals I would have two pennies right now. Which isn't a lot, but that's a pretty neat coincidence.

Imagine an anime sibling relationship without sexual or romantic vibes

Seeing a character from a European fairy tale use "Onii-tan" just f*cking sent me

Take a shot every time Manly says “Onii-tan” to die of alcohol poisoning.

Idk why, but Manly saying Onii-tan is somehow really funny to me

Manly is a BEAST eating up all these games and uploading these vids. Like his MANLY card.

If you had a dollar for every time Gretel says "Onii-tan" in this game, then you would probably have a good amount of money. Except I wouldn't, because I would give all of that money to Gretel, in exchange for never having to hear her say "Onii-tan" again. Seriously

That ANIME censor bar never gets old does it

Making

"I'll go to the city and marry someone I'm not related to"

"There's no one to get in our way now,

Charon games in a nutshell

"Oh look, a house! Maybe they could actually find shelter or it could be a lone couple that would take care of them."

Gretel: Enters the suspicious house even thought Hansel forbid her.

Gretel : "Oni-tan, since we're here why don't we save here?"

Moral of the story:

"Onii-tan's marks, they're still here" is not a sentence I want to hear out of context.

From all I recall of The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, this is less dark but I feel it works for the Hansel & Gretel story; the best way to twist this story is the bond between the siblings. As has become the norm, Charon's endings are all alternate worlds so we've got accidental abandonment all the way to a... happy relationship in the woods that's certainly unexpected. Shark teeth Gretel does not mess around, regardless of the ending you get.