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your personal assistant! ft. professorcal (8D wear headphones)
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hi everyone! here’s a little something for me reaching 500 subs in 2 weeks, thank you. i love you all and enjoy.
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CREDITS
song billie jean by prznt
ac dilaurxtore (ig)
va cal (professorcal)
full audio on reddit u/professorcal_
“i’m cal, your newest resident assistant!”
Пікірлер: 472
I LISTENED TO THIS SO MUCH TIMES AND I STILL GET SURPRISED
@urmom8278
2 жыл бұрын
FRRR ME TOOO
@achlyzis
Жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@Chibi_X
Жыл бұрын
🤨📸 Nah jk me too lmao😭😭
@Lynx_Pawz
3 ай бұрын
My jaw is on the floor every time 😭
@GazaGipsz-li7lu
9 күн бұрын
Fr😂
the way my hands covered my mouth whenever he curses omg 😳😩
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
cal can curse me out for absolutely no reason at all and i’d thank him
@ana9503
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanarioi SAME GIRL SAME
@mandapandapiez2417
3 жыл бұрын
I ripped off my headphones and did a shocked Pikachu face for a good 5 minutes ngl lmao
@user-gp3zj7db1t
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanarioi where can I find this ;^; I shoudnt give into temptations but ima die soon ✋
@br3a494
3 жыл бұрын
666 likes hehe 👹✌️
You know that cat can do cartwheels 🌚
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
u know it🌚🌝
@newnormal1904
Ай бұрын
🌚🌚
Him:“Why tf do you taste so good?!😫” Me: it’s that aloe Vera soap, want some ?🕺🏾🕺🏾
@Mercy.cor3
Жыл бұрын
HELP LMAK
@L1vqy
Жыл бұрын
HELP I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT
@i_havedaddyissues
Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@deinodinosuchus
Жыл бұрын
DON’T PUT SOAP IN THERE BRO 😭
@ojasviwadhwani8420
Жыл бұрын
LMAO I DIED
THE BEAT DROPED AT THE PERFECT TIME!
@ashleighseale3892
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know the name of the song?
@DrrZeraaa
Жыл бұрын
@@ashleighseale3892 desription
@ashleighseale3892
Жыл бұрын
@@DrrZeraaa the artist?
@DrrZeraaa
Жыл бұрын
@@ashleighseale3892 the song name is in the description
Me tryna watch this straight faced in class:
@Nevaene
3 жыл бұрын
Why you watching in class damn dkckckfj
@Sara-th9bw
3 жыл бұрын
face really said😐
@alicetorres9813
3 жыл бұрын
And that’s when you know ur fucked literally
@anipooran
3 жыл бұрын
honestly mood
@weentersoldier4576
3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS YOU LISTENING TO THIS IN CLASS
“How many times did you watch this?” Me : yes
@vivviann.1443
2 жыл бұрын
I DON’T WANT TO LIKE THIS, IT’S 69 LMAO.
@mysticreaper896
2 жыл бұрын
Too late
THIS MAN IS EVERYTHING
@aura9845
Ай бұрын
Can you tell me who taf is heee😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘
My ears: *blessed* Me: *gets butterflies and feels all tingly* Knees: *weak* Hotel: *Trivago*
@ojasviwadhwani8420
Жыл бұрын
NOT THE HOTEL TRIVAGO 😭😭
@GazaGipsz-li7lu
9 күн бұрын
Yeah fr
THE WAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE AUDIO
@irina.4762
3 жыл бұрын
Where can i find it complete?
@trishamariie
3 жыл бұрын
@@irina.4762 on his reddit! *u/professorcal* & the title is "i'm cal, your newest resident assistant!"
@irina.4762
3 жыл бұрын
@@trishamariie thanks :*
@irina.4762
3 жыл бұрын
@@trishamariie uhm could u recommend me sum asmr's on reddit?
@trishamariie
3 жыл бұрын
@@irina.4762 i don't use reddit so i'm not sure how it works or who is on there, but if you look thru cal's page he should have more content :p
his voice always made me stop breathing for a moment or be quiet af😭 look at me now, covering my mouth with my two hands and can't move an inch SNFJWJDJSJFJ please I so much love this man
@YourMom-qm9zj
Жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere bro🤣
@GazaGipsz-li7lu
9 күн бұрын
@@YourMom-qm9zjLOL😂
HOOOT PUTHY THROBBING
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
as it should !
@ana9503
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanarioi BAHAHA
@uhhokay9162
3 жыл бұрын
PUUUURRRRRRR
@floppa_real
5 ай бұрын
AAAAYE 📸📸😨😳
@lifewithtreasure9812
Ай бұрын
Tryna make miness😂😂
The kissing and slurping noises + his dirty talk have me ascending to the heavens
I was abt to go to sleep and I saw the notifs to this. guess I'll be having a blessed sleep kdbkddj 😌✨
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
sleep well!🖤
0:13 I- 🥵🥵🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
*puthy talented, it do cartwheels 🤩👏*
@alierah1558
3 жыл бұрын
And he pay cus he like how that part feels✋✨
That literally made my legs weak wtf? Anyways I gotta go downstairs now because we're gonna have pizza for dinner 😩🏃
@howaboutno6539
3 жыл бұрын
TW// SELFLHARM I remember 2 months ago that I posted this after pizza my parents asked me if I selfharm because they found my lighter and razor 🧍
@kiarathemonarch
3 жыл бұрын
@@howaboutno6539 y- that’s- um- i mean- well- that’s just- i have seen your face but your pretty🙂💕
@howaboutno6539
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiarathemonarch how have you seen my face 😥/nm
@kiarathemonarch
3 жыл бұрын
@@howaboutno6539 i meant to say haven’t😭
@mizzlmaoz5578
Жыл бұрын
@@kiarathemonarch How did even managed to stutter 😭😭💀
That one last curse- perfection 👌✨✨
@AKIQ283
2 жыл бұрын
fr
I mean atleast I don't do drugs.
@sukunaswaifu2387
2 жыл бұрын
Prefer having to explain my drug business than this😭😭
0:18 it bussin?
@rianamckenzie6725
3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE HAHAHAHAH
@LayLays._Days
3 жыл бұрын
HELP💀‼
@yuletide863
3 жыл бұрын
Bussin bussin😌
@n0t_3x1st1ng.
2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHHAGHAGAYAGGAHAHAH
The way this left me speechless
Whoever this man is I need to marry him 😂
@stoopie-head
2 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@nene5225
2 жыл бұрын
HUNNY- YES-
So what happened to "hello" "how are you" what happened to that?
HOW CAN SOMEONE SOUND SO FU**ING PERFECT?!
Congratssss u deserve it❤
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
thank you :)
"hmhmh why tf do u taste so good..wtf.." magic🤪
The way my back arched. Babyyy... I’m going to need back surgery.
i clicked this without understanding what it was but even though it wasn’t my intent to watch this, looking at my reflection in the black screen with this video for some reason gave me some sort of self aware crisis, so thank you for that. 💕😍
STOP TO GOOD-
@MrSplattt
4 күн бұрын
Remember.
My right ear so sensitive My mouth turned to "o" into the whole video🙈
@MrSplattt
4 күн бұрын
@@Rosebud13578Remember.
@MrSplattt
4 күн бұрын
Remember.
That was the most intense seconds of my life
I FEELLLL THINGSS I SHOULDN'T BE FEEELINGGG TOWARDS A VOICEEEE AAAA
this HAS to be the BEST one yet!!
Cursing is such a turn on especially in a breathy tone 🙏
Nobody said it so I will: Puthy tight puthy clean puthy fresh 😼
Gawddamn-- never drooled over someone like that in a while 😳
IM SHAKING SO MUCH 😭
“Why tf do you taste so good?..” 🍍
YAY CONGRATS!🍾
@sanarioi
3 жыл бұрын
thank you
How tf did I feel so good just listening to that help-
@Sharkboyyy0
2 ай бұрын
Ikr.. ive came two times within 10 minutes omgg
THIS DUDE CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME
My heart rate went 📈📈📈
My legs....🔛
My ears: blessed My stomach: butterflies Knees: weak Hotel trivago
His voice, alone, got a reaction out of me 🤭🤭
Listen I might die a virgin but my ears will not 😂
The way I was clenching-
The fact that it gives me so much butterflies when he curses 😍😍
I love those who groan, not those who talk
@nazyerr
Ай бұрын
lmao
Him:"You taste so good wtf?😩" Me:Are you a canibal eating me or sum💀👍
Needs to be longer 😏
@bbqduhast9252
4 ай бұрын
Yeah
The wet sound....🧚
GENUINE BUTTEFLIES HELP
THAT LAST FUCK WAS DANGEROUS
At this point not even hell will take me ❤
omg okay okay oaky
Cant let the gang know i fw this (Never thought id end up here although im not leaving any time soon)
Ilysm thank you for this
2024 anyone?
@naomiashleycanete9989
Ай бұрын
Ayo😭
The fact this had 2.8m views scares me
This is my favorite one now 😫🤭 I can't stop listening 😫😫❤
i genuinely shivered hearing this wtffff noooo 😭😭😭😭
This made me feel so single in so many different languages and way
Just finished listening to the whole audio and holy fck it got me weak
@user-ud5jy7rd4w
2 жыл бұрын
WHERE CAN I FIND IT
@gl0cksta
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ud5jy7rd4w PATERON BAE
@nothingworld1832
Жыл бұрын
@@gl0cksta who’s??
@psychenook4588
Жыл бұрын
Audio name?
my tummy rn:✨🧚✨🦋✨🦋🐛✨✨
PLEASE- PLEASE GOD WHERE TF ARE MY EARPHONES-
IF MY MAN IS NOT LIKE THIS WE BREAK UP
BRO THE 8D PART AND GOOD ASS EARBUDS. LITERALLY CAME LMFAO
Oh my fucking god, I am blushing like crazy. Am I breathing?
My mouth cant stop biting my lips because of him 🌚
Bro I was left speechless. For anyone who wants to know what song it is from the background is billie Jean by prznt
My jaw drop everytime he said fuck
Stomach went ⬇↙🔄↘➡↗⬆
@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718
Жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩
@Sharkboyyy0
2 ай бұрын
@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718 that's hot
wait where tf r all the comments
Where do you guys get these audios I can never find his 😭😭
@fici2633
3 жыл бұрын
soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_
@sanzusbrainrot340
3 жыл бұрын
@@fici2633 sOundSgAsm ?😟😩😭😭😭
0:15 ugh😫
I'm the 8.1k liker and I gotta tell you... it's so satisfying to see the number change like that.
This man got me running laps: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🧎♂️🧍♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️😏😏
I JUAT GOT THE FUCKING CHILLS DOWN. MY WHOLE BODY😂
pov my mind in the middle of class:
Iistened to this in class and wheezed for a good 7 minutes 💀
*chile lemme just subscribe right quick-*
Tears are falling
@FBIAGENTSL
10 ай бұрын
Why are you so sad?
The way i close my legs 🛐🛐🛐
hell yeah 😩🙈
yooo ur growing so fast 1k here we come bestie 🤪 🤪
he hits different😫
I listened to this 2022 and I still listen to it as I cry between my thighs
@Sharkboyyy0
2 ай бұрын
You can't cry in-between your thighs
i really need more.
I feel so not innocent after this...
Stop because he sounds like my physical therapist.. and he said something similar... I CANT RN 😭
*This is how his voice left me panting hard*
i...i feel so single-
@bbqduhast9252
4 ай бұрын
Sane
I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON THIS BUT MAN IM BLESSED CUZ I DID
NIA YOU CHANGE THE THUMBNAILS OF THE OLD EDITS?!?!?!! U AMAZING LADY 😩 ILYSM
THIS GOT ME THE TICKLES!!
The way my thighs squeeze together
This is so beautiful I literally started crying
This was my FAVORITE audio...damn you youtube 🤧
OHMYGOD