Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.664 w/ Andrew Santino
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No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin Samuels, a guy struggling to give away WNBA tickets, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.
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People shit on female comics but Christina’s contribution today was undisputedly genius.
@nickitoff9629
2 жыл бұрын
Its so true. (24:50) She makes the show! So, Tom and Andrew: President, Vice President?
@lynchinjesus
2 жыл бұрын
They say humans will be replaced by machines one day. I think the first job should and will be female comics.
@nickitoff9629
2 жыл бұрын
@@lynchinjesus Especially ones that only talk about their vagina and asshole. Jokes not landing, time for vag n ass...classic. Give your taint some publicity!
@hangtime911
2 жыл бұрын
She def brought her A game on this one, although the 'judgy' looks from her were a bit much..
@DaveSwart
2 жыл бұрын
@@hangtime911 True. Always with her nose in the air.
Loved Christina’s perspective and view points today. I wish she was like this more often, glad she returned back to such a cerebral state, we’ve missed it.
@zitstif
2 жыл бұрын
I know!!!
@cornelionsqween8028
2 жыл бұрын
It was honestly the most positive contribution she's ever had to the show.
@zombieburner0
2 жыл бұрын
She really learned from Andrew tate
@JoE_Songs
2 жыл бұрын
her ability to express herself has matured so well, the philosophy degree shows. With just one gesture, she shows what we're all feeling
@mienbitches
2 жыл бұрын
She's really hitting her stride these days
The cuts to Christina like she's talking, never gets old 😂
@daedra1175
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I’ve been laughing so hard about it.
@mattboh69
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@willienunez2121
Жыл бұрын
@@daedra1175 v za bpòòòòôplnlnlllllllplnlllllllppp
@AdamMansfield-tr3it
Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
I love how the camera keeps checking in on "Christina" every now and again 🤣😂
Santino’s quick wit is a gift to us all.
@mrbrett19
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that! I forgot how quick he is!
The fact that they kept the LA studio is baller as fvck, much love to all the mommies
@tomalexander1945
2 жыл бұрын
Tommy Bunz is CASHED up
@steven_dillon
2 жыл бұрын
It's pretty lame that they didn't let potter use it and yet kept it....
@mrgreen3002
2 жыл бұрын
@@steven_dillon potter is a socialist weirdo
@banecece7904
2 жыл бұрын
@@steven_dillon m
@banecece7904
2 жыл бұрын
Rm
I love these episodes with a legitimate woman’s opinion throughout.
Christina really killed it on this one. If she can consistently give performances like this, YMH will truly achieve greatness.
The cuts to Christine make this whole episode.
@k.c.simonsen2
2 жыл бұрын
Cutting christine made this whole episode
@taylorjoy1615
2 жыл бұрын
@@k.c.simonsen2 you're a R word
@littlewigglemonster7691
2 жыл бұрын
@@k.c.simonsen2 lolol
@daviddorado7047
2 жыл бұрын
Always sunny podcast also did this a few weeks ago with the sex doll modeled after Glenn lol
@cornelionsqween8028
2 жыл бұрын
@@daviddorado7047 you mean stole the bit. Yea, they did.
Good to see Nadav out of the booth as a guest… the weight loss has definitely payed off kudos to him 🙏
@hewasdeadwhenigotthere46
2 жыл бұрын
so he has no value unless he's thin and fit? thats cool I guess
@Kdog708
2 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@kevinirwin9787
2 жыл бұрын
Very nice of you to take out the k in kudos for Nadav.
@neighborbruce
2 жыл бұрын
@@hewasdeadwhenigotthere46 yeah because that's exactly what he said
@hewasdeadwhenigotthere46
2 жыл бұрын
@@TonerLow teehee
Nobody even mentioned how nice Christina's hair looked in this episode.
It would be the best if the guys in the booth started cracking up during the better help ad when Tom said "it's made me a better person"
Andrew: "She doesn't speak English anymore" Tom: " Ugh what a dream"
@TastyChevelle
2 жыл бұрын
Nice quote!
@markschultz3791
2 жыл бұрын
@@TastyChevelle great quote!!! Love it!!! Nice!!!
I love how they cut to Christina’s camera and she’s just waiting patiently and listening to the guys stories
@jayrizzle9226
Жыл бұрын
The real christina needs to do that more.
@LouisT1981
Жыл бұрын
I'd say she looks more shocked.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COULDN'T SEE THE 2 CENSORED VIDEOS Both are on "World Star Hiphop". For the gun shot video search.... Intense Argument Between Ex-Friends Turns Deadly! "Put Down The Gun, Fight Like A Man" For the firework video search..... What Drug He On? Man Blows His Hand Off In A Firework Mishap And Continues To Finish His Beer!
@tbags2055
2 жыл бұрын
I saw "the argument" on reddit a few weeks ago. I thought i read that he later died???
@theauzzy25
Жыл бұрын
Youre a saint bro. Drives me fuckin crazy they dont tell me where to find them
I actually started doing the "Fart Etiquette" at the gym when there is always a (cool gal, or cool guy) that even thought all the cardio machines are empty they want to come run right next to me. No lie the best feeling ever to see how they need to stop cardio and leave cause Sal ate some beans last night.
@delataylor
2 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@Bobojanglesbo
2 жыл бұрын
Tactical deployment of bean farts is a must with space bubble offenders
this version of Christina is very suitable for Santino’s quickness
@theboogeyman9813
2 жыл бұрын
She had a lot of great insights as well
@usmc72409
2 жыл бұрын
Toms math compliment’s her well.
@joshhponce6768
2 жыл бұрын
@@theboogeyman9813 definitely the next candidate for presidency if I don't say so myself
@djtaitai
2 жыл бұрын
6:14
@itscalleddesign9940
2 жыл бұрын
This version of Christina is very suitable for Christina's quickness...
I always love when my two favorite caretakers of my two favorite idiots get together
@tylerchatell1491
2 жыл бұрын
They trauma bond
@nicholaspietrzak9992
2 жыл бұрын
They should take Bert and Bobby on a play date together
@TheCrazyCanuck420
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaspietrzak9992 or a BBQ
@narcolisa
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCrazyCanuck420 but don’t bring any damn potato salad
@TheBlecht
2 жыл бұрын
@@narcolisa kimchi?
they say practice makes you excellent... congrats christina!! actual comedy genius... had me dying
I would very much one day like to see how Andrew converses with his wife lol
Andrew has the best impov skills I've seen. Next to Jessica Kirson. Dude is smart AF and just kills it with whatever pod he's on.
@Betty-Boop809
2 жыл бұрын
I loved Jessica on Whiskey Ginger…they were so fun together.
@Betty-Boop809
2 жыл бұрын
@Kangabear it was within the last few weeks, definitely worth the watch.
@clevermissfox
2 жыл бұрын
Jessica Kirson, glassman, santino, chrissy chaos are so fun! Seconded JK on whiskey ginger !!
@ianharding4569
2 жыл бұрын
Andrew's entire life is one never ending improv sketch for real
@Will45_
2 жыл бұрын
Meh.
Tom and Andrew have the greatest chemistry. It’s too bad he didn’t end up joining the YMH family like planned.
@ryancallahan1441
2 жыл бұрын
See 4
@morganwright7668
2 жыл бұрын
Andrew had good chemistry with a lot of people. And his podcast is wonderful!
@ededdandeddytv5164
2 жыл бұрын
That’s definitely mostly on andrew’s part, he’s great with almost anyone
@Naltddesha
2 жыл бұрын
He’s the best podcast guest ever. Always down to ad-lib and fuck around, lighting quick wit. He was supposed to be a part of YMH at some point? When was this?? That would have been amazing
@bailey5726
2 жыл бұрын
@@Naltddesha well put! I adore him too.
Tino looks like Dr. Quest on Spring Break
I love these two together cuz it’s not the drab interview-style podcasts a lot of comedians have started doing in recent years. Just jokes and laughs. Hilarious
Andrew's always down for a silly goose time lol
You know If Andrew is a guest it's automatically going to be a good time. Bad Friends is the best. Excited for season 3 of Dave.
@2mis2TL86
2 жыл бұрын
And hot sauce. Hot sauce is the best
@Bumbaclartios
2 жыл бұрын
davey
@s3m4jno5w4d
2 жыл бұрын
Hot sauce IS the best
@DegenCash
2 жыл бұрын
Here all the cocaine he’s doing?
Easily best Christina podcast in a while
The cut to "Christina" while Tom was talking about his son's lil woody got me lmao
Christina just sitting there being quiet like a good wife made this episode 10x more enjoyable 👍🏽
@kjsplash3524
2 жыл бұрын
No more dream gangbangs 😂😂
@MichaelWutsch
2 жыл бұрын
Her best appearance yet
@420StonedNinja420
2 жыл бұрын
to bad its not like this every episode and it could be YDH.
@BPH55
2 жыл бұрын
She is such a drag.
@cornbredx
2 жыл бұрын
Today is opposite day.
This chemistry is always an instant win. Never clicked so fast
Christina was great in this episode. Her contributions this episode made it so good
Christina's never been the same since Tate came in and educated her
Santino: Was that money going into your bank account? and the “Ta-Ta there r-word” right after had me dying 😂
Santino is one of the funniest people out there
@paulcarr2207
2 жыл бұрын
Said no one ever
@addisonworley8579
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulcarr2207 Gotcha. You’re one of those people I see.
@mrs.h2725
2 жыл бұрын
It's impressive how easily he melds with other comedians as well, really good at matching their energies.
@WiscoNow89
2 жыл бұрын
On pods, yes. Stand up is awful.
@addisonworley8579
2 жыл бұрын
@@WiscoNow89 I strongly disagree about the standup thing, but I respect your opinion either way
Not knowing geoguessr was killing me.
At 1:20 when they reviewed the “KZread friendly “ segment , when they reviewed the firework one, toms lifeless eyes were just like, “Oh wow…. He needs to go to the ER” and just didn’t care, haha I love it
I'd love to have Bobby, Andrew, and Tim together on a single pod...it would be chaos, insults, and pure Proto gold
@mattamance4548
2 жыл бұрын
There are two bad friends eps with the three of them. One is when Santino had covid and was there via zoom which kinda sucked, and the other was in Cancun where Bobby just called Tom fat the whole time. Bobby gets mad weird around Tom for some reason. Santino is great with almost any personality, very adaptable
@yourmomslvr5622
2 жыл бұрын
And Ton Segura and Rudy Reunion
@steveblais3583
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattamance4548 Bobby was drunk the whole time down there so that maybe had something to do with why he was being so weird
@mattamance4548
2 жыл бұрын
@@steveblais3583 oh snap you’re right that was that trip. In that case, he was actually holding it together way better than I would have assumed. That sounded like a rough trip
@caseymcphail2976
2 жыл бұрын
They would have to have Doc there as well!
I start my day at 5am on the east coast. I gotta wait three hours for this! Worth the wait!
Santino and Tom is an amazing combo lol
It's been lovely seeing Christina starting out shy and growing into a great addition to the podcast. This week she killed it. Much love mommies
I think Tom and Andrew should do a podcast together. They have such great chemistry and they can talk sports which they really can't do on the other platforms. And they just funny as hell together both very smart
@karinaveee
2 жыл бұрын
maybe they call it.. Bad Friends. hahaha totally joking. I can just hear Bobby yelling if he ever saw this comment 🤣
@richardskinner1155
2 жыл бұрын
Bad Bears??!
@dy5256
2 жыл бұрын
Ginger Bear podcast
@jadensamuelson
2 жыл бұрын
Tom wouldn’t have the time for that. He already does a lot but I’d be so down for these guys to have their own pod
@andrewtruex
2 жыл бұрын
This would make my life. Both thoughtful and polite enough to let the other finish a thought
The "Yes And" skills between these two is amazing! I imagine It's like watching two greats like Bundy and Gacy collab
@Kaptinkumar
2 жыл бұрын
Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy?
The drift car guy Santino was talking about is Ken Block.
Got to admit this has been one of the better episodes.
Christina was pretty annoying lately, but I really liked her attitude in this episode.
@zitstif
2 жыл бұрын
She should do her new special based on this.
@garrett3689
2 жыл бұрын
Therapy must really be helping
There's literally no topic I'm less interested in than college sports, but these guys made me interested in it - Santino's always a great guest
The timing of the cuts to Christina were fucking priceless
When the camera pans to "Christina" 🤣🤣
The nostalgia of the old studio setup is something else
It's so great to see Kristien back, refreshing to have a quiet, obedient woman back who knows her place. I hope the other one enjoys her stay in Croatia. I hear it's beautiful this time of year!
I hope they did this and didn’t tell Christina til she somehow found out. She probably laughed harder than any of us 😂
@soggymobflip
2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the first time they've done this lol.
@soggymobflip
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/fYqlr86Do7HRqbw.html
"What's that subject, with the numbers? Math?" Omg bruh I died.
Best Christina episode yet. She was on fire in this one.
I've said this on other podcast, but you chomos deserve to hear it too, As a Mexican, I love seeing canelo on so many different pods. Looks like Corona got him hard, but he'll bounce back 🇲🇽
@j80282
2 жыл бұрын
Smh
@vanessa0111
2 жыл бұрын
Lol i see you everywhere. Pero Canelo tiene la cara más bonita
@BerdFly
2 жыл бұрын
You do this on every vid if you see a ginger? Lmao
The way Tom completely scoffs at Andrew’s idea of Nidav finding something quickly on Google absolutely killed me lol
Christina really came in HARD with the zingers this episode, she’s so funny! more of her!!
I’m 20 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite YMH episodes in a while. Love Santino.
Great to see the old studio again! Feelin a special kind of high and tight today!
The '89 UNLV Runnin' Rebels were unbelievable. I had season tickets in the late '80s/early 90s. They blew _everyone_ away. We'd blowout like the #3 team in the country, one week... By 30 On the road. And the next week it would be like Wyoming Junior College coming to Vegas for a home game. Some scrawny team comes in and we'd shoot fireworks inside and do a lazer show and the announcer sounds like he announces the Chicago Bulls or something... And then Larry and Stacey and Greg and Anderson and George would come out... And score like, the first twenty points until the other coach calls timeout. It was awesome. Good times.
FYI the book ‘I’d Like To Play Alone, Please’ is incredibly well written and you should be so proud people are getting through it in one go. Esp the audio audible version any book where the author takes the time to narrate their own memoir it’s always special. If one is a fan of that artist and creator and heart/mind esp someone who podcasts and it’s basically one big love fest and although I did it in two days I don’t doubt fans of this pod otters and Toms standup work that they would get through it in one sitting. I think that’s a sign to follow up with another book in a year or so. Honestly you should never doubt the fervor of your fans ferocity to favor your craft. Thank Tom!
@cmap1503
2 жыл бұрын
Paid comment is so obvious Also, there was definitely ghost writer
Finally Christina learned her place
Good to be back in the old studio 🥲 Jeans felt it and got higher and tighter 👖
The random phone noises that keep happening during the episode.... Epic and Tom is gonna kill someone after the episode
Santino is the best at real life madlibs
Nothing better than two of the most sarcastic comedians riffing off of each other
"Make sure it's loud and it's funky." Good advice for everything: farts, music, marital lovin', modding the Fedsmoker, etc. Wise woman.
@shanestephens4728
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta get er goin bud, get a good drip on it 🤙🏼
Dude they still do that whole theme song lmaoooo
@PeaceMastah
2 жыл бұрын
It’s so awkward. If the awkwardness is intentional it’s genius. Gets me every time.
I'm having a rough day today...thanks for the laughter. I appreciate everything you do!
Just finished the audio book It was incredible having tom be the one reading it makes it stand apart from the hard copy. Keep em comin man
@mattamance4548
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree! Took a while for me to choose between the audio version to hear Tom narrate or the hard copy to put up on the bookshelf… ended up getting both lmao 🤣
I can tell from the thumbnail this will be one of christina's best episodes
The amount of tabs that Nadav has open in his browser gives me anxiety every time they show it lol
The lack of meows during the opening was refreshing
Morning Mommies
Kratom etiquette- don’t talk about it publicly. We don’t want them making it illegal. Thanks. Update… they talked about it on JRE lol
@nickalpert1296
2 жыл бұрын
I agree but wealthy comedians don't give a fuck, they know they'll be able to get it anyway
@gators9570
2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t coming off it a total bitch?
“What does the Wild Naked Man Drink” what is wrong with you guys!?!?!? LMFAO
Yo I was pressing the power button on my phone and thought my Siri was going off🤣🤣🤣
16 minutes in and this is already the best episode in a long ass time
tom and santino is PURE GOLD. I will listen to them talk about sports for hours and I have no idea what they're referencing 🤣
I was yelling Ken Block after Andrew said gymkhana lol.
I LOVE Andrew Santino, he’s so quick.
You know you got that baller cash when you keep a studio in LA to do one podcast a year 🔥 Tommy Bun$!
The secret to a successful middle-aged marriage is to have one spouse always out of town.
Santino out here telling the Chiefs their 500m QB is out there swimming with sharks.
Hendawg killed it with that banger at the end!
@HendawgMusic
2 жыл бұрын
thanks bro
@JJhugganstuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@HendawgMusic hell yeah, man, good stuff 🤘
Nadav is a fucking liability. 1:04:20 - Geoguesser 1:07:28 - Drift Brothers, James Dean, Ken Block
@andrewtruex
2 жыл бұрын
I think he was looking for Ken Block
@cjbee3839
2 жыл бұрын
I was screaming Geoguessr at the screen like that would help. I think I’m starting to understand sports dads.
@cojan83
2 жыл бұрын
What about a link for the vids they watched but didn't show
@martirpeperino
2 жыл бұрын
What about the video at 1:19?
I love how Santino touched my camera trough the fence
YMH needs to bring Doctor Mike on to give medical commentary on Tom’s videos🤣
Always refreshing to have Tom and a guest. Whenever Christina or Bert are missing it’s always a great show.
@zaclikescauliflower2877
2 жыл бұрын
1000%
It's good to see Bart & Bobby's care takers finally get a break from babysitting for once
Never expected to see this studio again, that’s awesome! Also love whenever Santino is on
Tom casually sipping water while Santino is losing it in his facial reaction is big Tom Energy. 😂
I’m sorry but the, “look at it.” Got me good lmao. What the hell
Tim with the kratom shout-out! Be careful with the liquid stuff, it's like liquor compared to the leaf powder which would be like beer. If you take it daily you could develop a tolerance/dependency. Also if you're on any other meds, find out if they interact with the CYP3A4 enzyme in your metabolism, because you could have herb-drug interactions - just like you can't drink grapefruit juice with some meds. Treat it like you would alcohol use. Keep it high and tight!
@delataylor
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the info!
@briggyb
2 жыл бұрын
I have heard that for years. Been taking it for at least 6. Tolerance isn't any higher, in fact it's considerably less and I use the extract every day. But I do know we're all different.
@TheDJOblivion
2 жыл бұрын
@@briggyb yea, it doesn't do anything for me, I've tried several different brands/doses/methods and absolutely nothing. After the last tub of powder wasn't working, I downed the entire tub, and nothing.
@amandamarie740
2 жыл бұрын
@@briggyb is there anywhere you get yours that you recommend? Do u get it online or in store? Is there a brand u like?
@FreewayKingz
2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought it was like an opium type of high, and not for working out
This is the Mommy Friends collab that I needed today.
Captain J and Baby J just J-ing it right up today
Lol Norbert is a tech giant now proly created the touch screen refrigerators
tod and andrew are my faves. This is such a treat!
@dutchrequired
2 жыл бұрын
favorites*
@AvinaLookAbaat
2 жыл бұрын
@@dutchrequired Some English words are spelt differently in America, if you're unaware of this, that's completely fine! We all learn at different paces and it's okay for some to be mentally slower than others, so don't be hard on yourself about it. Have a wonderful day :)
@dutchrequired
2 жыл бұрын
@@AvinaLookAbaat Big words
The Cheeto and Tim are making me turn into a telescope
@mikepharter1210
2 жыл бұрын
Prove it
This is great...Tom loving Dave Attel. I was just telling someone this today, I waited on Tom a few months ago at the restaurant I work & Attel a few wks ago & they are both by far, my 2 favorite celebrities I've ever waited on. They are so personable, pleasant, they don't like all the hoopla & excellent tippers.
Two months ago i had an accident at work and almost lost 3 fingers. My dumbass looked up the fireworks video, instant PTSD. Thanks Tom!
@josephhernandez4143
Жыл бұрын
Where was it... the video