Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 494 w/ Joey "Coco" Diaz

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Hola Mamacitas. Ever wonder what Mommy Tina would be like IN THE FUTURE? We go into a time machine to find out. The Master of Accents is reminded of his time in London with Russell Peters. Plus, wouldn't it be cool if you could just have someone pick out your clothes for you everyday? OH BOY, Joey Diaz straight up wanders into Studio Jeans!
With the great and hilarious Joey Diaz, EVERYTHING gets discussed. From Lori Laughlin to Jussie Smollett to Robert Kraft. Joey just gets into ALL of it and even includes every big word the Mommies have ever heard with their Mommy Ears. Joey also has some advice for Josh Potter, witnesses the most disgusting girl he ever saw and tells us what he sees for the future. Did we mention Ross Perot? Joey talks about Ross Perot and it's wild. Strap in and keep your hands and feet inside the jeans. This is a roller coaster, Mommies!
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  • @jm95gpx
    @jm95gpx5 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey letting himself in to the studio is the most proper entrance for a man like him

  • @Whudup100

    @Whudup100

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Monge hahaha str8 up man joey is GOAT🐐 ....honestly i was thinking the same thing ....great comment

  • @EternalResonance

    @EternalResonance

    5 жыл бұрын

    this episode is definitely on the top list.

  • @the_cheap_ones

    @the_cheap_ones

    5 жыл бұрын

    Im still shocked and curious why Joey Diaz did This is not happening with Roy Wood Jr....thats Aris show

  • @AkaFigga

    @AkaFigga

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@the_cheap_ones I'm pretty sure Ari still gets a check from that show. Plus its good promo for Joey cuz he brings in the views

  • @lobsterbushbroo

    @lobsterbushbroo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like a docta!

  • @NizzleSizzle
    @NizzleSizzle3 жыл бұрын

    They should make a Netflix series about Joey's life. With him narrating it and telling stories.

  • @NDNstrength

    @NDNstrength

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or one about just his time in Colorado

  • @TimeSensitive

    @TimeSensitive

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda like everybody hates Chris? That'd be pretty funny

  • @mloyd64

    @mloyd64

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone hates Coco

  • @cityofvandals2019

    @cityofvandals2019

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please

  • @chriseversole3529

    @chriseversole3529

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like f is for family except it’s joeys childhood not bills lol

  • @sethmonroe9603
    @sethmonroe96032 жыл бұрын

    Tom dying of laughter while Christina is disgusted is what made this podcast hilarious

  • @Boston033

    @Boston033

    Жыл бұрын

    N she’s tryna change the subject and Tom keeps asking questions

  • @dcempire101

    @dcempire101

    11 ай бұрын

    Because they are normal civilians they not savages like Joey

  • @VeritasRedacted
    @VeritasRedacted2 жыл бұрын

    Once Joey drops his voice to an almost whisper, it's all over

  • @oliverroyal9636

    @oliverroyal9636

    Жыл бұрын

    Let me tell ya something dawg

  • @isaacelias4239

    @isaacelias4239

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oliverroyal9636 Joe Rogan I gotta tell ya...

  • @Bloo_Bear

    @Bloo_Bear

    Жыл бұрын

    That's how you know to keep ya fingers over the volume button cause that whisper boils to a Roar when he reaches his point 😂🤌🏽 Tremendous

  • @shaw2390

    @shaw2390

    Жыл бұрын

    He going deep in the murky depths

  • @tom_mac

    @tom_mac

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Bloo_Bear legit can't ever listen to a Joey podcast without a heavy compressor dsp on. It's ridiculous. Only guy in the biz with cinema level dynamics to his voice.

  • @Hieillua
    @Hieillua5 жыл бұрын

    That final sex story had me choking of laughter.

  • @SuperBlazain

    @SuperBlazain

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kiei Luahi he’s the fucking greatest 😂😂😂

  • @RandyLutcavich

    @RandyLutcavich

    5 жыл бұрын

    2:06:57

  • @Sneak248

    @Sneak248

    5 жыл бұрын

    Funniest man alive

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    it was a lie, joey diaz said it

  • @ArviSamuli

    @ArviSamuli

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 you have been sitting at the beach again?

  • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
    @NIMMHATVRapBeats3 жыл бұрын

    Joey makes you realize how civilized and normal Tom is.

  • @carloscjr23

    @carloscjr23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Despite how much of a sociopath Tom really is.

  • @shmack916

    @shmack916

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he just says what Tom thinks with no worries lmao

  • @bluegold5186

    @bluegold5186

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shmack916 not really he's talking about his experience which is completely different to toms

  • @shmack916

    @shmack916

    Жыл бұрын

    @BlueGold I ment in terms of what words are considered "p.c.". Tom avoids using certain words that he probably wants to use while Joey has zero filter. Words retard and fag for example.

  • @phuckyoutube5927

    @phuckyoutube5927

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean how good he us at blending with the crowd

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 Жыл бұрын

    1:36:28 Joey Diaz: “Good” the way he said that so bluntly just killed me 💀

  • @reifuyuki644

    @reifuyuki644

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @blakedagesse7276

    @blakedagesse7276

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro im dead!😂

  • @Know_Your_Rights.88

    @Know_Your_Rights.88

    Жыл бұрын

    That shit was fucking perfect!! 😂 goddamn his timing is impeccable

  • @vikinghammer87

    @vikinghammer87

    9 ай бұрын

    I fuckin lost it! hahahahahahahah

  • @leanacecelia9201
    @leanacecelia92012 жыл бұрын

    This is probably the best YMH episode to date. You dont even have to host when Joey comes on. Just sit back & listen.

  • @00ABBITT00

    @00ABBITT00

    2 жыл бұрын

    U fine

  • @00ABBITT00

    @00ABBITT00

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Grim Reaper 666 jokes on you, she DMed me and now we’re married

  • @AstrixCloud

    @AstrixCloud

    Жыл бұрын

    Had me dying of laughter

  • @jeffmuicela9928

    @jeffmuicela9928

    Жыл бұрын

    the one with andrew tate is hilarious as well

  • @the.kobester
    @the.kobester5 жыл бұрын

    "i got a job in the halfway house detailing cars, but i really wasn't detailing cars, i was selling blow"

  • @BurnoutBushido

    @BurnoutBushido

    5 жыл бұрын

    GOAT

  • @DannyOD933

    @DannyOD933

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    another famous lie Diaz tells

  • @danneboya1337

    @danneboya1337

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 nice bait bitch

  • @SamuraiCypher

    @SamuraiCypher

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chip Williams original

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer4 жыл бұрын

    1:42:36 bro when he said his Vice President would be a guy with a hat that has propellers i shit my self laughing 😂

  • @sandorclegane6844

    @sandorclegane6844

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s fun to tell people about this, and they tell you that you’re fucked up for thinking it’s funny. Then you show them and they laugh.

  • @jasminpilipovic4570

    @jasminpilipovic4570

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂 😂 😂

  • @usernamepassword9091

    @usernamepassword9091

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sandorclegane6844 Yeah that's always fun no matter the context

  • @ext93

    @ext93

    2 жыл бұрын

    I always thought those propeller hats were hilarious, and even more when Joey mentions them

  • @Adeshgrg

    @Adeshgrg

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ext93 its worse when he mentions lee wearing a kippah with a propeller 🤣

  • @LilNusse
    @LilNusse3 жыл бұрын

    “A little sucka-lamink, walk back in and tell them about my mother how she beat me with a paper towel”😭😭😭😂😂😂 im can’t breathe 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @TomBrady238

    @TomBrady238

    Жыл бұрын

    Where is that in the video

  • @deofallus3614

    @deofallus3614

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@TomBrady238 37:30

  • @christycullen2355
    @christycullen2355 Жыл бұрын

    I'm snorting coke with three hands 🤣

  • @Heelturnkayfabe

    @Heelturnkayfabe

    Жыл бұрын

    "Im about to go to prison"

  • @matthewgeissinger2856

    @matthewgeissinger2856

    Жыл бұрын

    Joey is a national treasure. The coke stuff has me bursting out laughing 😆.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox5 жыл бұрын

    2:09:47 The one-legged girl story made me laugh so hard I almost puked.

  • @DLoc-tu2yq

    @DLoc-tu2yq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ahh that story killed the first time one JRE, love hearing it again

  • @KREMDemiK82

    @KREMDemiK82

    5 жыл бұрын

    D Loc he’s told it on church as well. I agree the jre version is best

  • @HarryManback0

    @HarryManback0

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christine's face is the best part of all of it.

  • @totalsnitch

    @totalsnitch

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@DLoc-tu2yq What episode was it when he first told it?

  • @totalsnitch

    @totalsnitch

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@KREMDemiK82 what episode was it?

  • @zachlock4456
    @zachlock44565 жыл бұрын

    I don't know what's funnier, listening to Joey or watching Tom hyperventilate laughing at him.

  • @mypawsoflove

    @mypawsoflove

    5 жыл бұрын

    Only Diaz can do that to Tommy Bunz and Rogan, I absolutely love watching these two fall apart with laughter- Simply magical!!!!

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s contagious!😁

  • @josephe6189
    @josephe61892 жыл бұрын

    2 years later this is still and will probably always be the funniest 2 hours of podcasting of all time. i rewatch every 3-6 months.

  • @diditwitcher414
    @diditwitcher414 Жыл бұрын

    This has to be the best endings on YMH ever. Joey diaz you tell epic stories.

  • @Friendsshare

    @Friendsshare

    Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard I cried

  • @matthewgeissinger2856

    @matthewgeissinger2856

    Жыл бұрын

    They have to have him back on. Come on.

  • @rosspalumbo
    @rosspalumbo5 жыл бұрын

    He may actually be the funniest person alive.

  • @cashen7384

    @cashen7384

    4 жыл бұрын

    legit agree.

  • @warrenshea917

    @warrenshea917

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ross Palumbo a living legend, Suka la mink!!

  • @Moneyman-33

    @Moneyman-33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not on stage. But as a story teller in settings like this he’s hilarious as fuck. His stage comedy is too much vulgar nasty ass shit. Can’t handle comedy like that.

  • @JasonStorm419

    @JasonStorm419

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Moneyman-33 It's time to change your tampon, lol.

  • @jakeybball

    @jakeybball

    4 жыл бұрын

    Feet Inspector it’s like Theo Von in that sense. I think Theo in podcasts is absolutely hysterical when he tells stories but his stand up just is not very funny.

  • @igorkizejev4967
    @igorkizejev49675 жыл бұрын

    The last 10 minutes broke Christina lmfao

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad she didn’t put a stop to it, like she does when something really funny is happening.

  • @MegaSnowman888

    @MegaSnowman888

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christine*

  • @michaelflood2622

    @michaelflood2622

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 no he can't

  • @Dogbutt47

    @Dogbutt47

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 shut yo fatass up

  • @gstrdms

    @gstrdms

    4 жыл бұрын

    She's a typical "radio hole". "OH YOU GUYSS. THAT'S NASTY! EWWWWW! OKKKKKKK" Somebody turn this bitch's mic down.

  • @cognitivedisruption5375
    @cognitivedisruption53753 жыл бұрын

    I love how Joey just speaks his mind and doesn’t give two fucks. We need more of him ❤️

  • @brianjn23
    @brianjn23 Жыл бұрын

    You can hear the guys in the back laughing their asses off😭😂😂😂😂

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones5 жыл бұрын

    This is the greatest ending to a podcast ever! What a great story, uncle Joey lmao! 2:09:45

  • @estevanrockshard

    @estevanrockshard

    3 жыл бұрын

    To see you listen to ymh makes me excited to follow your channel. You got good taste Jeans keep em high and tight. Btw love the new content.

  • @jessebremner5209

    @jessebremner5209

    3 жыл бұрын

    904 girls who went to Hollywood and left upset hit thumbs down to this vid🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessebremner5209

    @jessebremner5209

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Its like your 14 and your uncles molesting you"🤣🤣🤣 hahah fuck i died

  • @eXolusiatious

    @eXolusiatious

    3 жыл бұрын

    dude... i watched this podcast stoned and couldn't stop laughing so many times. this is one of the best podcasts i've ever listened to. pure gold.

  • @edward2783

    @edward2783

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man, gods bless you! That was tremendous!

  • @iRey360
    @iRey3603 жыл бұрын

    The last few minutes of this podcast are probably the best thing on the internet to date

  • @johnflaherty810

    @johnflaherty810

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve listened over 10 times. I should count the punchlines in between the story. There’s so many.

  • @tones9_6

    @tones9_6

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly my favorite thing is seeing Christine's reactions. I honestly felt like it could've been longer but she could only take small doses of joey

  • @tedcrilly46

    @tedcrilly46

    Жыл бұрын

    Joey needs his mic turned up. Everywhere.

  • @jacoboreyes5340

    @jacoboreyes5340

    Жыл бұрын

    omg that was graphic lol too funny

  • @darrylwayne1292

    @darrylwayne1292

    Жыл бұрын

    I watch this every few months. Joey diaz is fucking awesome

  • @allanguzman9828
    @allanguzman98283 жыл бұрын

    “I gotta tell you guys, I’m a criminal. I’ve never cheated on a test. Maybe once in the sixth grade.” 😂😂😂

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin Жыл бұрын

    "He fagly put his hand out" is the best joey diaz quote I've ever heard

  • @timbodragon9379
    @timbodragon93795 жыл бұрын

    Whole episode was hilarious but that last 5 mins with the chick with the one leg broke me 😂😂😂

  • @AdrianG96247

    @AdrianG96247

    5 жыл бұрын

    Timbo Dragon lol

  • @nicholasmolinaro9141

    @nicholasmolinaro9141

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard the neighbors pounded on the wall 😂😂, look up Joey’s Lucy Snorebush story it’s just as funny 😂

  • @jesseburnett9862

    @jesseburnett9862

    5 жыл бұрын

    I almost had an accident from laughing

  • @SpaceCatKungFu

    @SpaceCatKungFu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Literally tears rolling down my face I laughed so hard...hardcore fun

  • @7coreSkegness

    @7coreSkegness

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I felt like I was 14 and at my uncles again. I blacked out and just let it happen

  • @MrMadalien
    @MrMadalien5 жыл бұрын

    Man this was quite possibly the most un-PC podcast so far, loved it so much!

  • @hayleylauren5340

    @hayleylauren5340

    5 жыл бұрын

    true. It's so refreshing

  • @DLoc-tu2yq

    @DLoc-tu2yq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey doesnt give a FUCK ITS TREMENDOUS

  • @brtecson

    @brtecson

    5 жыл бұрын

    you want an omelet you gotta break a few eggs first LOL

  • @jdtr3759

    @jdtr3759

    5 жыл бұрын

    Have you heard of dvdasa?

  • @dustinsmith4068

    @dustinsmith4068

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tomato Lemon personally, I was pretty offended, you fuckin’ chin-chin.

  • @hbilha
    @hbilha2 жыл бұрын

    2:10:10 The best 5min of podcast history 🤣

  • @zigotina2183

    @zigotina2183

    Жыл бұрын

    she is like this crhrietina 😲

  • @etho2185

    @etho2185

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zigotina2183 lmfaoo

  • @lovelylynkaprincess2176
    @lovelylynkaprincess21763 жыл бұрын

    The last 5 minutes of this podcast is golden. The look on Christina's face and Tom dying laughing 🤣 😆

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki5 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, Joey is a goddamn monster. This is one of the best YMH podcasts so far.

  • @AegirAexx

    @AegirAexx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fucking tremendous !! Motherfucking CoCo got me working on my freezes and shit...

  • @jag6262

    @jag6262

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's a god damn Unesco treasure of humanity

  • @willywedges4434
    @willywedges44345 жыл бұрын

    "She must've ate that Chinese food and slept for a week"

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    fuck joey diaz

  • @MrSym519

    @MrSym519

    4 жыл бұрын

    Only joey can say this type of shit and it makes sense sort of..

  • @louismarino8083
    @louismarino80833 жыл бұрын

    I have had this podcast saved for a long time. Whenever i get low. Whenever i feel like im losing it. I sit down and i listen to this. And i get up. Joey makes me grateful to be alive. Reminds me of the beauty of life. Thank you joey. Fuckin thank you.

  • @MarinoRacing

    @MarinoRacing

    2 жыл бұрын

    We have the same last name

  • @amirhb7531

    @amirhb7531

    Жыл бұрын

    Listen to new podcast joey did with flagrant its tremendous

  • @kennypyne7821
    @kennypyne78213 жыл бұрын

    I have been legit depressed lately and Joey Diaz, especially this episode of YMH and JRE 1000, have really cheered me up. I cannot help but laugh and sometimes I’m crying laughing especially at the peg leg bit, holy shit

  • @darrylwayne1292

    @darrylwayne1292

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope ur doing good

  • @kennypyne7821

    @kennypyne7821

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darrylwayne1292 i am doing much better thank you. was listening to the peg leg bit at work on my break yesterday and had to stifle my laughter

  • @InsomniacRocker
    @InsomniacRocker4 жыл бұрын

    This is the only podcast from anyone that I've ever watched like 3 or 4 times. Joey Diaz is the king!

  • @toxicpunkette

    @toxicpunkette

    4 жыл бұрын

    Charles Lizana watch joe Rogan podcast ,Joey is on there all the time.they have like awesome chemistry I laugh so hard at work they think I’m crazy lol

  • @ryadh456

    @ryadh456

    4 жыл бұрын

    cool.

  • @lean.2366

    @lean.2366

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus lookin ass nigga

  • @isaiahminott

    @isaiahminott

    3 жыл бұрын

    Listen to Joey's podcast church of what's happening

  • @imdabeast100

    @imdabeast100

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched this one at least 2 times maybe more and this is at least the third. By far one of the funniest podcasts with coco in it

  • @WeAreTeamNovus
    @WeAreTeamNovus5 жыл бұрын

    'Who's going to be his vice president? A guy with a hat with a propellor on it' im fkd up hahahaha

  • @mcdavebob1775

    @mcdavebob1775

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Look at him...hoaha"

  • @Chris-hw4mq

    @Chris-hw4mq

    5 жыл бұрын

    They need 2 mics for Joey so we can hear him better or teach him how to speak in the mic

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha

  • @denisgonzalez8350

    @denisgonzalez8350

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kees Drol he’s such a savage

  • @kradcliffe7

    @kradcliffe7

    5 жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @TIDTYBOIII37
    @TIDTYBOIII372 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz, let’s himself into the studio at 21:00

  • @coreyndifon4117

    @coreyndifon4117

    7 ай бұрын

    Thank you. This is what I was looking for

  • @Callmestripes69
    @Callmestripes69 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Toms face lights up when Joey say “BUT” at 53:16 😂

  • @ThePS3Beast109
    @ThePS3Beast1094 жыл бұрын

    Damn that bit about cruises and viruses has some foresight

  • @GAZAMAN93X

    @GAZAMAN93X

    4 жыл бұрын

    Part?

  • @will_miller16

    @will_miller16

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jill's Sandwiches about 50 mins in

  • @shannon7276

    @shannon7276

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GAZAMAN93X 54:03

  • @dj1725ify

    @dj1725ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    truth

  • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat

    @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm paranoid I have the Rona right now and honestly I couldn't stand listening to this because of how audibly fucked up Joey's lungs are. It's giving me a panic attack.

  • @BiH1207
    @BiH12074 жыл бұрын

    Joey knew he had Tom on the brink of death and ramped it up with the “its like your Uncle...” line to break him. His excitement when Tommy spit the water out said it all

  • @TradeCraftMediaSolutions
    @TradeCraftMediaSolutions9 ай бұрын

    This still bangs

  • @Ilcchms31
    @Ilcchms31Ай бұрын

    Hitting ya in the face with it 😂😂 having you dazed and confused 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham70175 жыл бұрын

    I love y’all. CP looked hella uncomfortable at the end during Uncle Joey’s story. That was seriously one of the funniest rants has ever done. New Classic!

  • @BNutsTV
    @BNutsTV5 жыл бұрын

    Christina’s face during joeys last story was priceless.

  • @IntelligentDiscussion

    @IntelligentDiscussion

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dat face of memories, hottest Christina moment of 2019 lol

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christina's face in general is priceless.. I dunno how she went from being a 7/10 on Road Rules to being the stroke-faced BORE that she is now, talking about browns and farts like its something hilarious.. Fuck this dumb bitch, and fuck this shitty podcast.

  • @mnb9162

    @mnb9162

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joey doesn't even break stride to maybe hold back for Christina. Gives her all the little details.

  • @mnb9162

    @mnb9162

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jacobcaldridge99 What would the world do without you.

  • @Lorendrawn

    @Lorendrawn

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's in the dictionary under "regret."

  • @alexchavez217
    @alexchavez217 Жыл бұрын

    21:05 how joey just breaks in😂😂 joey is the only one that can do that lol

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins21613 жыл бұрын

    That uncle line is just so good. Joey really got it down to a science whether he knows it or not.

  • @MileHighPalma

    @MileHighPalma

    3 жыл бұрын

    SCIENCE!

  • @hellalyfe
    @hellalyfe4 жыл бұрын

    You can tell Tom really enjoys Joey's presence. The whole 2 hours Tom laughed his ass off. Which was awesome to see lmfao

  • @trst361

    @trst361

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tom is the perfect person to have on a podcast with Joey Diaz as a listener. Because he laughs when you laugh. Edit: redundant wording

  • @JonJon-nv1mm
    @JonJon-nv1mm4 жыл бұрын

    Only Joey Diaz can make you laugh by just saying, “Good.” 🤣🤣 1:36:25

  • @devonfaulks9135

    @devonfaulks9135

    4 жыл бұрын

    jonathan moran it fucking took me out

  • @dexterg90

    @dexterg90

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol his face while he watched the video almost made me pass out from laughing

  • @kelvinsuarez8181

    @kelvinsuarez8181

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dex Garcia me too, when he was with his mouth open looking stupid asf 🤣🤣🤣 then he turn around and said “good” bruh I passed out

  • @logoletcher1273

    @logoletcher1273

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was crying

  • @gribloshpibles1492

    @gribloshpibles1492

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's always hilarious

  • @thomasmorrison2431
    @thomasmorrison2431 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing conversation between genuine friends. I could listen to these stories for an entire day. Love it

  • @johnflaherty810
    @johnflaherty8102 жыл бұрын

    Restarted YMH from episode 330 starting in January and now I have arrived to the best episode ever made. This is the peak.

  • @o-redbeard-o1036
    @o-redbeard-o10364 жыл бұрын

    " Id call the mental health people and say... go over there and bandage him up. Hes talking about Killing himself and taking down a Ralph's" lmfaooo

  • @colevollrath6705

    @colevollrath6705

    3 жыл бұрын

    that’s where he gets his ideas from

  • @o-redbeard-o1036

    @o-redbeard-o1036

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@colevollrath6705 what?

  • @giordanoporcu6881

    @giordanoporcu6881

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@o-redbeard-o1036 norm macdonald

  • @aos1762
    @aos17625 жыл бұрын

    "everybody molested her" - I am dyingggg

  • @declanp1

    @declanp1

    5 жыл бұрын

    That was just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pedramteymouri973

    @pedramteymouri973

    4 жыл бұрын

    What part was that at lol

  • @kylereinhold1386

    @kylereinhold1386

    4 жыл бұрын

    They threw holy water on her 😂

  • @Aussious07

    @Aussious07

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's funny because its true, Life fucked up man bad shit happens to non deserving people all the time! I don't want to know what kind of shit you've been through if you have to lick a toilet on a plane...

  • @anthonyj6863

    @anthonyj6863

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pedramteymouri973 around the 3 quarter mark he says it after they watch the video of the girl licking the airplane toilet seat

  • @Lu_Cidtrip
    @Lu_Cidtrip2 жыл бұрын

    This is the most comforting podcast in existence. This particular one with Joey. Love it.

  • @giulianogonzalez8471
    @giulianogonzalez84712 ай бұрын

    I watch this episode 2 times a year. Best episode of all podcast

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod4575 жыл бұрын

    When he was saying Christina's name....bro I couldn't fuckin breathe I love watching Tom laugh uncontrollably

  • @Euphoriasmotion2011
    @Euphoriasmotion20115 жыл бұрын

    50 shades of Joey "She gave me a $3 tip and I never saw her again" A three hour movie about a three minute nut.

  • @danielbarnett2869

    @danielbarnett2869

    4 жыл бұрын

    AL Byrne that’s a great tittle for it! 😂

  • @elysehamilton3217

    @elysehamilton3217

    3 жыл бұрын

    im crying my eyes out laughing

  • @bex6638
    @bex66382 жыл бұрын

    The whole episode Joey calling her Christine just really adds to how well this has aged. I will keep rewatching this episode until I'm well into my 60s We love you Uncle Joey.

  • @nicholascunningham2342
    @nicholascunningham23423 жыл бұрын

    “Working on my freezes” is one of the best stories I have ever heard. I have watched this podcast three times over the last year. Water champ and jeans, bring coco back please!

  • @Thrujenniseye
    @Thrujenniseye5 жыл бұрын

    Any podcast with Joey has me dying lmao love the no filter

  • @Charlie-mm4wc

    @Charlie-mm4wc

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Rosado same!

  • @justinbertaud6015

    @justinbertaud6015

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's what made me listen and even watch podcasts . Started with rogans podcast then I just need more

  • @Prod_D

    @Prod_D

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chip Williams shut the fuck up Chip. Ur names chip you already lost.

  • @Serkong

    @Serkong

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 he did go to prison

  • @Jimmy_Watt

    @Jimmy_Watt

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 I think Joey has done a lot of shit, definitely seen a lot of shit, and has gotten over a lot of shit. He was on acid when he found his mom dead. I know it's something "he claimed," but I'm inclined to believe him.

  • @timothyhamby8874
    @timothyhamby88745 жыл бұрын

    I thought Uncle Joey was gonna hospitalize Tom from laughter.

  • @stevethomas74

    @stevethomas74

    5 жыл бұрын

    I nearly dialled 999 myself

  • @FrostyJokerr

    @FrostyJokerr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Every time.

  • @Moneyman-33

    @Moneyman-33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey sounds like HE should be hospitalized when he laughs.

  • @danb4811
    @danb48113 жыл бұрын

    2 years later I'm back for the ending of the cast. I almost laughed myself to death.

  • @JRose-dz1gf
    @JRose-dz1gf2 жыл бұрын

    One of my all time favorite podcast episodes. Love you uncle Joey!

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah64545 жыл бұрын

    Christina was contemplating her life during Joey Diaz story

  • @stephenasmith6625

    @stephenasmith6625

    5 жыл бұрын

    Contemplating Theo Von's Dark Arts too

  • @cashen7384

    @cashen7384

    4 жыл бұрын

    she was debating on if she wanted to do the ol sukalamink on my brotha joey 😂😂😂

  • @Moneyman-33

    @Moneyman-33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alvin Walters Women can’t be comedians lol. They just aren’t funny.

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    4 жыл бұрын

    She wanted to put a stop to the fun soooo bad...😁

  • @johnmagee1054
    @johnmagee10545 жыл бұрын

    Tom's reaction to Christina's horror is sublime. They are made for each other

  • @masterj9785

    @masterj9785

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gave your comment a like even though your a chubs fan Go Cards!!!

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    dont worry, I downvoted it for him. Christina provunka and joey diaz are the most unfunny people on this planet. Fuck them. They suck.

  • @chipwilliams5854

    @chipwilliams5854

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@masterj9785 downvoted your upvote for you, fuck joey diaz, fuck your gay sports team, and most importantly, fuck you.

  • @masterj9785

    @masterj9785

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 sensing a lot of hate from this one

  • @ArviSamuli

    @ArviSamuli

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@masterj9785 we should destroy Chip's social media. I happened to find his account :D

  • @TheRealMagris
    @TheRealMagris Жыл бұрын

    Joey is so fucking captivating and so fucking real. He's stories are definitely what people would call preposterous, but he hasn't been cancelled yet. He's lived through all of the bullshit and luckily us younger folks are blessed to be able to hear and learn from him.

  • @RedQueen00
    @RedQueen002 жыл бұрын

    I know I’m late posting but I just wanted to say this will always be my favorite episode of YMH with Joey Diaz!! I laugh so hard every time I watch this! Love u guy’s

  • @tisrael70
    @tisrael705 жыл бұрын

    Greatest last 10 mins of a podcast ever

  • @johndallas1399

    @johndallas1399

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @Sjoerd2212

    @Sjoerd2212

    5 жыл бұрын

    its around 7 am, just woke up and watched the last part... damn what a great way to start the day

  • @johnnykilroy3026

    @johnnykilroy3026

    5 жыл бұрын

    I lived that load

  • @ExtraMojo
    @ExtraMojo5 жыл бұрын

    “Sometimes people forget our main job is to be human” - José CoCo Muhfuckin Diaz

  • @kskull5764

    @kskull5764

    5 жыл бұрын

    he said the assistant director said that

  • @ExtraMojo

    @ExtraMojo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kskull Good catch, sorry for the misquote

  • @yamza8415

    @yamza8415

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kskull5764 joey re-iterated it, so he wasn't incorrect in his initial comment. technically not a misquote.

  • @Kylemc.1

    @Kylemc.1

    Жыл бұрын

    🤓

  • @WinstonCorneilius
    @WinstonCorneilius3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched this podcast now 8 times and laugh hysterically ever time. That story is how you end a podcast🤣🤣🤣

  • @gomlbondoc
    @gomlbondoc Жыл бұрын

    People say Tom is a psycho but look at how Christina drinks water at 01:03:33

  • @gigabrad4570

    @gigabrad4570

    11 ай бұрын

    haha the freeze frame KILLED me FUCK

  • @mfgreatness

    @mfgreatness

    10 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @zocobraclets

    @zocobraclets

    9 ай бұрын

    How do you have thise juicy lips and drink like it's a puckered asshoke😂😂😂

  • @jf1274

    @jf1274

    9 ай бұрын

    WHAT THE FUCK LOL

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott27373 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t know if she’s got a pole under there, or one of those fucked up feet..”🤣 I always come back to this when I want to laugh...👍

  • @trst361

    @trst361

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just came back too for that.

  • @tonygraves3144
    @tonygraves31445 жыл бұрын

    Coco is a national treasure and should be treated accordingly.

  • @marcorodrigues4761
    @marcorodrigues47613 жыл бұрын

    Podcasts with Joey are the only ones I can rewatch. Keep it high and tight mommies

  • @AaronOBrien97
    @AaronOBrien972 жыл бұрын

    Without doubt the funniest podcast of all time. Perfectly encapsulates what makes Joey Diaz so special. What a guy. 🤣🤣

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk20884 жыл бұрын

    Joey is like a walking movie waiting to be made. Life experience overload.

  • @sprycmg

    @sprycmg

    4 жыл бұрын

    right? his life is so fucking nuts

  • @BlazRa

    @BlazRa

    3 жыл бұрын

    The amazing thing is he can remember so much of it considering all the drugs he's done

  • @STOPSYPHER

    @STOPSYPHER

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BlazRa drugs make the most memorable moments lol

  • @usernamepassword9091

    @usernamepassword9091

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BlazRa You needled dwugs! I'm telling your mommy that you injecteded some dwugs 😭😭😭💉💉💦

  • @AlexH4774

    @AlexH4774

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@usernamepassword9091 Get a life.

  • @brtecson
    @brtecson5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at that last story that my Bell's Palsy is starting to go away

  • @blkdeath
    @blkdeath Жыл бұрын

    I watched 2 hours of this episode and couldn't turn it off...I could listen to Joey Diaz all night. I grew up in that kind of neighborhood so his stories hit me in that spot, reminds me of my Uncle Matt who was a Vietnam Veteran and had stories for days and all of em would make you cry laughing. Same Uncle told me when I was a kid he was taking us to Wally World(from Vacation movie lol) and had me going for weeks.

  • @tweakyapollo
    @tweakyapolloАй бұрын

    Joey is such a real one. He is one of the best comedians of all time.

  • @tlh1981
    @tlh19815 жыл бұрын

    “What a tangle tale we weave, when we tangle to deceive” 43:20

  • @str8904

    @str8904

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Joey is a poet

  • @Prod_D

    @Prod_D

    5 жыл бұрын

    2pac.....

  • @nachomansandyravage2346

    @nachomansandyravage2346

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like a docta

  • @jasonthompson1340

    @jasonthompson1340

    4 жыл бұрын

    Moody blues

  • @blueshotgun017

    @blueshotgun017

    4 жыл бұрын

    its 'practice to deceive' technically, but sounds good either way.

  • @acebeaty35
    @acebeaty355 жыл бұрын

    If I don't hear a growly "Christine" at least 22x this episode I am going to be SO bummed. #TheReturn #Christine #UncleJoey

  • @bongthrower5129

    @bongthrower5129

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joey "This is a true story, Christine" Diaz

  • @bingbongthegong

    @bingbongthegong

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well you won't be disappointed, jeans

  • @dhaney323

    @dhaney323

    5 жыл бұрын

    March of 84

  • @joeymason7926

    @joeymason7926

    5 жыл бұрын

    Spot on, spot on

  • @XenoTravis

    @XenoTravis

    5 жыл бұрын

    It makes me so happy when he just butchers names and sayings.

  • @olmgaijin9476
    @olmgaijin94763 жыл бұрын

    I've seen this podcast at least 10 times and always come back, best stories and jokes by far xD

  • @nickblosser
    @nickblosser2 жыл бұрын

    I watch this vid once a week… that last ten fifteen mins is the best thing I’ve ever heard… it’s top shelf comedy long live Joey

  • @iplayrocknroll
    @iplayrocknroll5 жыл бұрын

    “I did not live the load.” -Christina P

  • @Kariokid
    @Kariokid5 жыл бұрын

    2:09:47 This story. I can’t describe how hard I laughed. Joey’s the best.

  • @IntelligentDiscussion

    @IntelligentDiscussion

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOL Christina's face of shame at 2:11:45 "you ever had one of those christine?"

  • @Shdjtjskcjg
    @Shdjtjskcjg5 ай бұрын

    Here in 2024, episode 745 just came out. This one is still my favorite of all time

  • @tonybablony2041

    @tonybablony2041

    Ай бұрын

    Fr

  • @dannymay2820
    @dannymay2820 Жыл бұрын

    "What I shot in her mouth put her in a trance for a week" god damn I never laughed so hard. Joey is king!

  • @DM-kn1rk
    @DM-kn1rk5 жыл бұрын

    I have been watching Joey Diaz consistently for the past 1-2 years and this is by far one of his funniest podcasts I’ve ever seen.

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    5 жыл бұрын

    He’s one of the funniest human beings on the planet right now👍

  • @jordantheman25

    @jordantheman25

    5 жыл бұрын

    He only gets better , hes a force of nature for sure

  • @colonelspicymustard

    @colonelspicymustard

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chip Williams if this isn’t a joke, why are you watching this ?

  • @JohnDoe-kp6hf

    @JohnDoe-kp6hf

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chipwilliams5854 youve lost your fuckin mind man.

  • @cashen7384

    @cashen7384

    4 жыл бұрын

    she gave me a little sukalamink 😂😂😂😂

  • @Oklahoma_Rider
    @Oklahoma_Rider5 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz even in my darkest depression makes me laugh hysterically non stop. He is truly one of a kind. The ending was fucking priceless. I swear every time I hear him speak he tells a new story that becomes my new favorite.

  • @younggordan8748

    @younggordan8748

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lake Brecheen keep on keeping on

  • @lefrerehill2012

    @lefrerehill2012

    5 жыл бұрын

    Most of those stories are fabricated

  • @TrueBlackOrchid
    @TrueBlackOrchid2 жыл бұрын

    When I feel down I always come back here and listen to this episode. 😆🤣

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 Жыл бұрын

    Omg hearing them laughing behind the camera's just shows how naturally hilarious Joey is

  • @kalebcravatt3295
    @kalebcravatt32955 жыл бұрын

    That was one of the greatest episodes I’ve ever witnessed, super high and super tight

  • @josephjohnson6689
    @josephjohnson66895 жыл бұрын

    That may have been the hardest i’v ever laughed during the last 15-20 min of the podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love Joey Diaz and the mommies !!

  • @codycastellanos9263
    @codycastellanos92633 жыл бұрын

    Makes me happy to know Christine didn’t act pretentious because Uncle Joey was there, I think his presence makes everyone act like normal people and not rich douchebags

  • @LumiHyseni
    @LumiHyseni2 жыл бұрын

    Best ending of a podcast in history! I'm in tears!!

  • @sethstorm6133
    @sethstorm61335 жыл бұрын

    Black holes and Uncle Joey! Wut a day.

  • @maxk1289

    @maxk1289

    5 жыл бұрын

    One of the worst guests ever. His standup sucks even worse than his podcast.

  • @louism9790

    @louism9790

    5 жыл бұрын

    m k straight chuggin that haterade

  • @XenoTravis

    @XenoTravis

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@maxk1289 well if you want attention you are getting it. Feel better?

  • @TheOyeoye000

    @TheOyeoye000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Black holes and black holes w/ Joey Diaz lol

  • @ididthisforthecomments.5893

    @ididthisforthecomments.5893

    5 жыл бұрын

    Penile extension surgery exists and is more brutal than you’d think!

  • @bobrandom19
    @bobrandom195 жыл бұрын

    Little Mexican dude with Mickey Mouse ears on 🤣🤣

  • @3m086
    @3m0863 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey is one of the best storytellers I’ve ever heard.

  • @paddy6891
    @paddy68918 ай бұрын

    I watched this today whilst drinking coffee and eating lunch. And I choked on my food multiple times.. Joey is soooo funny!

  • @96KawaiiChan
    @96KawaiiChan5 жыл бұрын

    Toms reactions everytime he calls Christina Christine is priceless 😂

  • @nvm7438

    @nvm7438

    5 жыл бұрын

    96KawaiiChan have they ever told him her name is Christina lol

  • @96KawaiiChan

    @96KawaiiChan

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nvm7438 Idk, but someone must have told him at SOME point what and who's show he's on like "wanna be a guest on Tom Segura and ChristinA Pazsitzkys podcast?"

  • @uatafaka

    @uatafaka

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nvm7438 The only one who matters is Tom anyway

  • @nvm7438

    @nvm7438

    5 жыл бұрын

    96KawaiiChan she refers to her self as christine when talking to Joey....... soooooo I could see him being confused or also just doing it because he knows she knows and is tryna busy her balls

  • @chriskinnard8408

    @chriskinnard8408

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christine is the worst. Not only does she look like a pig, she laughs like one too

  • @AmpliphyHD
    @AmpliphyHD5 жыл бұрын

    1:22:36 This best part of this podcast 1:38:52 Amazing story 1:43:15 G O L D

  • @andohish27

    @andohish27

    5 жыл бұрын

    "After I fuck you ima kill you" lmfao!

  • @kylereinhold1386

    @kylereinhold1386

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scratching at ships😂 I don't wanna go!

  • @deathbyqtip33

    @deathbyqtip33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Someone give me a timestamp for Joey's acid story with his ex wife?

  • @Thesportynerd16
    @Thesportynerd16 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched the ending to this at least 20 times and it’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever watched hahahaha

  • @Youngblood22336
    @Youngblood223362 жыл бұрын

    Man I still visit this every month for the ending story. Joey is the goat of stories