4:11 “I spent so much of my life telling myself please don’t end up like Stanley. And now I’m wondering … if I even have what it takes” legendary line

@mrprinceca

8 ай бұрын

lol fax

@CheerfullyCynical829

8 ай бұрын

Even if his career sucked, Jim would never let himself get as fuckin fat and slow as Stanley. Not even at 50.

@jonadam5505

8 ай бұрын

i love that line, I think of it whenever I'm doing something pathetic, but satisfying.

@freespeech3817

8 ай бұрын

To be honest it is very deep and smart line because as much as Jim is expert at avoiding doing work he don`t have what it takes to be master of it like Stanley is plus his ultimate ability to not care about anything other than enjoying himself being lazy.

@jonadam5505

7 ай бұрын

Shut up. I'm a Catholic BTW@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8

Ryans desperate attempts to be separate from Kelly 💀

@eduardo_corrochio

8 ай бұрын

Hilarious ... he is hammering it over their heads, obviously desperate to be away from her, however the means. But the character seems to be trying an attempt at sly subtlety, and failing!

@user-hg7vz7tk2d

8 ай бұрын

nice presentation though😂

@navneetchouhan2290

8 ай бұрын

Lol, same as my crush trying to get rid of me🤣.

@registereduser

8 ай бұрын

“Again. Not both.”

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

Almost as desperate as his attempts to get back together cuz he hates seeing her happy.

You can't fault Dwight's dedication. Man had surgery but never gonna miss the seminar 🤣🤣🤣

@storieswhispers15

8 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂😂

@AR-ed3xw

2 ай бұрын

No you can definitely fault it! He's a nothing salesman, idiots like that just lead crappy companies to expect more from everyone else! This shouldn't be the norm, but that's what they want after one person ruins it for everyone else!

I love how Dwight consistently celebrates with karate moves 😂

@aryanmehta9576

7 ай бұрын

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8that’s my favorite part of the video too

@seanmichael7714

6 ай бұрын

All that practice probably helped him get that purple belt LOL

@pablocad

6 ай бұрын

I like how Nelly played along I thought it was pretty funny

@MattGerchow

5 ай бұрын

And why wouldn’t you?

@labon7575

2 ай бұрын

thats no joke son, he have a purple belt

“This cat’s got 9 lives. And a 9 inch…”

@Dream179Legacy

8 ай бұрын

PP

@OMtNI

8 ай бұрын

"...tail"

@overdrive7349

8 ай бұрын

Weiner

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

Lol glad they brought Packer back for this segment.

Ryan talking to Kelly and his mom is killing me 😭😂

@bigJ5489

2 ай бұрын

"You're so ignorant, you barely know what you're talking about." 😊

Florida Stanley a straight menace.

@Kelvzen

4 ай бұрын

Earbuds in during the presentation

@woodside4life

9 күн бұрын

Florida Stanley smiles.

Dwight calls Jim a "good-for-nothing," and yet Jim saved him from being fired.

@overdrive7349

8 ай бұрын

Well that's Dwight K. Schrute.

@CheerfullyCynical829

8 ай бұрын

Dwight shouldn't care about being fired from a failing mid-market paper supplier in the shitpit of Scranton. He's got his beets.

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@CheerfullyCynical829Bit more complicated then that. Dwight had been angling to get a VP promotion but would’ve beenmade him a scapegoat instead.

@Illier1

2 ай бұрын

@@CheerfullyCynical829 But admitting failure is not possible for even the weakest of Schrutes.

Erin had some of the craziest lines on this show. 😂

@Moonlight-cm4sv

8 ай бұрын

Who says none of us is diarrheal? 😉

@seanmichael7714

8 ай бұрын

Oh my God I love her Nelly not so much😂

@rhitambhuiya4088

8 ай бұрын

penial softiosis?

@MOOSEMAN7809

8 ай бұрын

@@seanmichael7714 I mentally phased Nelly out cause she was so awful lol

@seanmichael7714

8 ай бұрын

@@MOOSEMAN7809 seriously worst. character. ever. I actually wish they would've killed her character off. 🤣🤣🤣

"I'm not bored. I'm a pirate." Same Stanley, same.

Dwight trying to be Kelly for Ryan and Ryan going along with it, lmao

Omg Dwight's reaction to the list going is an absolute mood rofl 🤣

@seanmichael7714

8 ай бұрын

And we don't need... What is your name? Kathy. LMFAO

I love how every single boss adored Jim. No matter how much he disliked or ignored said boss. 😂

@praneethakakumanu6708

8 ай бұрын

​@@gudduentertainsooh French! Classy.

@theimpossiblemary

8 ай бұрын

Have you forgotten Charles? 🤣🤣🤣

@calebalexander7128

8 ай бұрын

Oddly enough the one boss he didn’t get along with was Charles and he also tried to get his approval unlike every other boss

@thomasmorgan5432

7 ай бұрын

What about D'Angelo?

@trueword247

7 ай бұрын

not Charles Miner

Ingredients Burgers Killing royalty 😂😂😂😂

@vasyan123

8 ай бұрын

Burger King should incorporate those pillars.

Dwight’s we don’t need idiots, good for nothings, meth heads, or ‘what’s your name? Cathy, or Cathy was s great start to some entertaining stuff, especially Stanley moments.

I’m dyin at Dwight pulling down the screen

"Did I say Messina?" Stanley always hits me when I don't expect it...

Stanley sure knows how to live life to the fullest. 😎😎😎😎

@seanmichael7714

8 ай бұрын

Yeah like on pretzel day LOL!

@arikalamari19

6 ай бұрын

he saves his energy and releases it now and then, statistically he doesn‘t live life to the fullest, unhappy marriage and probably absent parent too

The show lost a lot of interest once Michael left but Dwight carried it on all the way. He made it so good!

Dwight cursing will always be funny to me 😂😂😂

8:28 that look kills me everytime 😂 also how uncomfortable Jim was while doing the presentation with the script meant for Ryan lol

Big props to Jim for doing the presentation 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

@avengersendgame9706

8 ай бұрын

I knew it, you gonna come 😂

@paulosantos0922

8 ай бұрын

Thx for the reminder bro! :D

@seanA416

8 ай бұрын

Aways can count on that comment! Haha

@mk67890

8 ай бұрын

This joke is older than Creed

@thelettern

8 ай бұрын

Remove “friendly” from this comment, as it literally gives me an aneurysm every time I read it. It’s not funny. I come to the comments to laugh, to hear the responses from the video. This *was* funny for a while, and now it’s cringy. So go ahead, continue to do it, but stop saying it’s friendly bc every time I hear it I wanna punch you guys in your stupid faces. Don’t get me wrong, I wish it was still funny. But it’s not. Accept it

Jim nearly got into very hot water when that poisoning prank backfired

@nthgth

3 ай бұрын

Maybe for a second, but they gotta be able to tell Dwight wasn't poisoned well before the appendectomy

Ryan's speech: "Choose me, choose me, choose me, I started the fire but choose me."

10:19 love that this is the nonsense line he gets stuck on

@vasyan123

8 ай бұрын

Its true

@deleteme924

8 ай бұрын

All 3D shapes fit inside 3D shapes

"Don't remember me like this! Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen... Aahh... Ah-aahh..."

Man, I had appendicitis when I was younger and I can tell you that the IV bag he had was filled with nothing but mid to high tier pain killers. The fact he was able to get that far into a presentation is a minor miracle.

Is no one gonna talk about the fact Dwight and Jim pretended to be Kelly and Ryan’s mom 💀💀💀

I'm finding myself more and more like Stanley as the years go by...

@nthgth

8 ай бұрын

The natural progression of life. We initially think we're Jim, realize we're more like Dwight, and eventually become Stanley

"this is the future because this is the past" is actually kind of a good line lmao

5:05 I loved that cut back so much. Props to the editor of this video

I love how he cursed when Andy said Erin and Jim were going

Florida Stanley is what we all should aspire to be in life

9:52 Wow Jim actually predicted the futures pretty well 😮

@PandaJerk007

6 ай бұрын

I was thinking that too! xD

@arikalamari19

6 ай бұрын

it‘s the reality, cooperatives and capitalists want to cash out on this idea, the physical reality doesn‘t change

@user-pf5ds3gl9g

5 ай бұрын

​@@arikalamari19because gender is not part of physical reality?🤨

@venus_envy

3 ай бұрын

That speech just describes the pseudo-intellectual postmodernist ideas that someone like Ryan would be into, so it's very in-character that he wrote it/was going to present it. Sadly modern society is ruled by pseudo-intellectual postmodernists.

“We don’t need idiots” proceed showing Erin, Kevin & Creed🤣 ahahaha

Gotta hand it to Jim, he did a pretty good job with no preparation

10:18 Jim and Dwight go back into their usual dynamics.

Loved this arc in the show. Wish they highlighted more of it on this channel

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

And it was good to see Packer back as well.

Dwight was incredible this entire arc. He really carried the show amazingly after Michael left.

I love Nelly playing along with Dwight's punching.

"Who says nobody here is diarreahl?"😉 🤣🤣🤣💀

Dwight may be a jerk. But you gotta admire his dedication to his work, even when it comes to getting appendicitis.👏👏😂

@user-rq6gr8do1f

6 ай бұрын

Yes

@user-rq6gr8do1f

6 ай бұрын

He has true dedication

@Kat.Evangeline

4 ай бұрын

Nah

Ryan broke down completely😂😂

7:45 things start getting wierd and wierder😂😂 Dwight playing Kelly and Jim playing Ryan's mum is bith hilarious and cringy😂

“Who says none of us are diarrheal” is way too underrated hahahahah

Kevin is a great addition to the squad

"When I was 10 my parents took me to Disneyland.... I cried the whole time"👀👀

Bj novak scene with john k playing mom was funny asf

Ryan needed Kelly for an ego boost. In the mind of the Ryan character, Kelly was simply better than the idea of being alone.

Florida Stanley is a different character entirely

It takes talent to come up with a character like Erin 😂

Dwelly is awsome!!! 8:06

Jim filling in for Ryan is absolutely fucking hilarious

I fucking love stanleys reaction when jim takes his hands off the pyramid hes like what kind of fucking witchcraft is this?

You people, you wonderful Human Beings, keeping this channel alive with all these wonderfully edited and titled " Web-isodes?" youtube episodes...... I love you and thank you. This one is another banger!

So sad what they did to Andy. Completely destroyed his character.

@ckpemac5268

2 ай бұрын

I hear ya. He was one of my faves, probably after Dwight and before Angela.

I just finished the office and I cryed at the last episode 😢😢

Every scene with BJ Novak is so good

@user-zy5rv6bk1s

5 ай бұрын

I fully agree with you.....the character of Ryan was very funny and interesting

7:05 this is an incredible job in the edit 😂😂

I thought that ryan had been able to get off drugs (thanks to micheal, he said/sang) but then asks his uncle for a prescription? Did he relapse after Michael left??

@bigups2065

8 ай бұрын

he was on and off drugs throughout the series even after micheal helped him get sober that one time. he did kinda remain sober as in he wasn’t partying and doing party drugs, now he was just a normal junkie. he acts like a coke head in the ep, like at 5:00 and throughout the sabre meeting he’s all fidgety. in different episodes he may not act like that.

Just as I'm rewatching the office, I get this notification. My observation is, if you're able to watch season 1 episode 2, you should be able to watch the whole series

Dwight's facial expressions when he is elated are truly special.

I just realised, during the presentation that Jim gave they showed a picture of the Challenger when mentioning space, if you know you know lol 😂

@GahMorninJulia

24 күн бұрын

I caught that, but just realized they referenced the Challenger while in Florida. Lol

8:25 "my mom would say the best stuff though..." *Both look at Jim*

Dwight’s loyalty to Dunder Mifflin is incomparable.

“I spent so much of my life telling myself don’t end up like Stanley…and now I’m wondering if I even have what it takes…” Love that line.

I can’t believe Donna Noble ended up working at Dunder Mufflin.

The mismatch between what Dwight says and the PowerPoint 😂

4:04 Stanley snuck another sip, that rum instantly disappeared!

The use of Clocks by Coldplay - BMW's anthem from the early 2000s - deserves credit for the ingenuity of the show's creators.

3:10 oh Erin 😂😂

You know what, I hated every episode after Michael left, like I hated every single episode after Michael left. Refused to watch them. But now the florida timeline is so funny. Feels like an entirely new show tbh.

@matthewriley7826

7 ай бұрын

I liked that it felt like a change of pace, even though they brought back Packer.

"Time. Space. Gender. There are no rules anymore." is such a hard hitting line.

The way he says Kathy with such disdain when he doesn't even know her lays me out 😂

Florida Stanley is what we all aspire to be

Ingredients, burgers and killing royalty xDDDD

Dang you, Editor, for cutting out this dialog of Dwight at the beginning.. "If you make me Head of Sales one more time I swear..." How do you not recognise funny!

2:33 Rainn holding a smirk lol

No he's not the voice is hilarious 😂😂😂

10:49 Zach Levi as Chuck is in the video pretty cool cross over for tv

Ingredients, burgers, and killing royalty 🤣

3:05 Who says none of us are diarrheal? 😏

5:08 As a person who one's suffered of appendicitis, this is so relatable 😂

@juliaamoroso489

8 ай бұрын

Absolutely the best part

Dwight’s scream at 2:38 was PERFECTLY cut 😂

5:08 allways gets me

Dwight: Work harder not smarter Jim: Work smarter not harder Perfect couple.

Erin’s “who says I’m not diarrheal 😉” is great

Ah Cathy one of the least memorable but also most hatable 😂

I really miss this show. Wish it came back.

The noding at 6:00 😂

Nobody says no to Florida Stanley.

Lol, Jims little speech.

ed Helms' face at 1:39 :)))

To have an accountant addicted to gambling is so funny... 😀

If anyone wondering from whome did Jim get the text, it was RC - Robert California

0:18-4:48-4:52-6:59 That’s the kinda of video they should make about Dwight showing his colorful shirts and ties with no jacket

4:12 interview back at the office in the conference room

I just realized Dwight was impressed by Ryan’s presentation skills and that’s why he was selected to give one at the store. Little did he know, Kelly is his one and only motivating factor Thats also why he got shotgun. Congratulations Ryan

3:34 😂😂