Your FAVOURITE Tik Toks..!
Ойын-сауық
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Twitch : / dantdm
Merch : www.dantdmshop.com
This is my ONLY Tik Tok : / dantdm
All others are FAKE!
Follow Me : 🐦 / dantdm 📷 / dantdm
sub pls : bit.ly/TxtGm8
Twitch : / dantdm
Merch : www.dantdmshop.com
This is my ONLY Tik Tok : / dantdm
All others are FAKE!
Follow Me : 🐦 / dantdm 📷 / dantdm
Пікірлер: 26 000
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having any friends" *BRAIN 100*
@AliRaza-rl8dz
4 жыл бұрын
1000 IQ
@kornholyo2002
4 жыл бұрын
Pls make a piggy chapter 11
Quote of the year “ this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends”
@elhamelsafi2663
4 жыл бұрын
Quote by Dantdm😂
I would absolutely love to see a whole half hour long video of Dan reacting to and reviewing Peppa pig episodes
@Nicolag98
Жыл бұрын
yup me too!
@courtney-summerlee4810
Жыл бұрын
yesss
@PinkAxolotl
Жыл бұрын
Ngl y'all, I forgot I posted this comment
@cherryii
Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@KR-mn5gi
10 ай бұрын
i would to
"you can be in a dance group without any friends.This is perfect!" I STARTED DIEING POOR DAN
@Sir_Cheesington
2 жыл бұрын
I, already am in dance group with nobody I don’t have friends also it’s not a group it’s a dance
Who remember when Dan’s channel was called the diamond minecart
@kamalanathan73
4 жыл бұрын
?
@gaminganimators7000
4 жыл бұрын
@@kamalanathan73 4 seconds?!
@ninamavroudis205
4 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@alongfortheride2457
4 жыл бұрын
It’s still technically is Dan the Diamond minecart (dantdm)
@vivi-qd1gs
4 жыл бұрын
OOF memories coming back
Old Dan: Minecraft mod showcase Present Dan: getting mad at tik toks
@Starless-yawn8
4 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 😂😂😂
@kindredsouls7680
4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Farley Nope, I've Seen U Before. You Only Beg Golddigger.
@iceknite96
4 жыл бұрын
He's truly the man he was meant to be
@some_icedtea5205
4 жыл бұрын
@@kindredsouls7680 what is your definition of gold digger?
@roguezero3427
4 жыл бұрын
Flying Ninja nine year old me used to have great content
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having friends" dan 2020
The bird around 12:30 is (i believe) a Goffin’s Cockatoo. The bird in the specific video was rescued from abusive conditions that put him under so much stress that he started to self-mutilate. He was rescued and is better now.
*"I'm gonna stop watching tiktok, I've gotta watch more tiktok"* - Dantdm 2020
@DeShyTheHuman
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that everyone tho 😂 I was one of the ppl who downloaded it just for fun or as a joke until.. A few swipes and I'm hooked
@bazbazzo
4 жыл бұрын
That human wasp one was the one I sent
@rachelchilds5794
4 жыл бұрын
Yep😐
No one: KZreadrs with no more ideas: TIK TOK
@iy5385
4 жыл бұрын
Why do people keep doing this!? No
@arktyn1te
4 жыл бұрын
I had no subs so get noob Chris
@arktyn1te
4 жыл бұрын
Have
@SarahR0se
4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Farley um I see your comment on all Dans recent vids
@tnsteve7386
4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Farley yes...
Fun fact: TDM is actually dans last name but backwards Fun fact: his last name is Middleton.
@spidertato1
Жыл бұрын
So hes called: The Dan Middleton
@-Mercury-
Жыл бұрын
@@spidertato1 no, its The Diamond Minecart
@spidertato1
Жыл бұрын
@@-Mercury- ik just saying it fits perfectly
@zennyshihab9388
Жыл бұрын
@@-Mercury- no its the danmond middlecart
@bagorilla123
Жыл бұрын
The diamond minecart
‘Peppa says she wins, honks after it’ DanTDM 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody: Someone: *mining the diamonds downwards without hesitations* Also DanTDM: you deserve to be in this casket-
@sourasian6642
4 жыл бұрын
You didn’t say dan tdm before and I don’t understand
@hotdragongameslife9321
2 ай бұрын
…
@hotdragongameslife9321
2 ай бұрын
…
@hotdragongameslife9321
2 ай бұрын
…
Dan: what is that animal I thought the dodos were extinct Me: that's a baby parrot.
@Ideabox00
4 жыл бұрын
Hairless parrot
me replaying Dan screaming at 9:08 for Two minutes straight!
When he was making a tune with the cups of water that was the tune of gravity falls
Dantdm: This guy plays g- Me:GRAVITY FALLS dantdm: g-lasses of water Me: oh
@wertyck7561
4 жыл бұрын
GRAVITY FALLS YE
@shinobu1177
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I noticed it too
@ObscureOkora
4 жыл бұрын
I Heard The Music Not Seen The Episodes
@Byeliamsdiscord
4 жыл бұрын
I love gravity falls
@bernardboylan5059
4 жыл бұрын
Yessssss!!!!!!!
2019: u play guitar. That’s cool 2020: u play guitar, I play glass cups
dan is a legend of youtube this man makes my day every time he uploads 🙏😀
Dan: "I love Voldemort" Me:"MUM DANTDM HAS BECOME A DEATHEATER"
Dan: Let's get back ton the... HEADPHONES me: *dyes out of laughter*
@finnlasker671
4 жыл бұрын
*dies
@staytunedforcrap6652
4 жыл бұрын
@@finnlasker671 LOL
@themcgrath5297
4 жыл бұрын
You spelt dies wrong
14:46 Dan just experienced every kind of emotion POSSIBLE 🤣
@amitleffler
4 жыл бұрын
So right lol
@reeetro9946
4 жыл бұрын
If he made noises it would be ah oh uh um
@KidTubeKai
2 жыл бұрын
just too right
@izzy5821
2 жыл бұрын
Yo bloo
Dan I used to watch you when I was younger and I still watch it’s good to see you old it makes me feel old too
Me and my friends have all agreed that George is adopted. You have mummy pig, daddy pig, Peppa pig and then it's just George. Is he not a pig?
@realyyuki
2 ай бұрын
THE LORE EXPANDS
“Somebody come bail him, it’s only 25 cents.”
@aedan742
3 жыл бұрын
I GET IT!
@cynon123rpb8
3 жыл бұрын
*cents
@dogeydoge5577
3 жыл бұрын
@@cynon123rpb8 oh ty
@prosthetickneecapz
3 жыл бұрын
BORK BORK,
@prosthetickneecapz
3 жыл бұрын
Away other dog!
Me: sees the last one *intensive No no square memories*
@Elion.z43
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂Finally someone that knows him here
@darennorgrove5037
4 жыл бұрын
Yea I thought dan knew it was juicy when it started 😂😂
@herothehunter5716
4 жыл бұрын
We need to tell mully now
@orma_
4 жыл бұрын
Steve Smith 🤣🤣🤣saaaame
@Flowwy.
4 жыл бұрын
ah yes. a man of culture
16:40 The fact that she did this and Dan became a father is amazing!
Anyone else remember that one tour with three teams? Artikans (the wolf ones who settled in the tundras), the mesa/sand one and the jungle one
8:17 Me: knows it's from gravity falls Dan: nice tune
@bigpineapple71
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he wouod know
@bigpineapple71
4 жыл бұрын
Would*
@br00ddyan22
4 жыл бұрын
same
@stuartclarke8588
4 жыл бұрын
I said that too
@IAmSelym
4 жыл бұрын
I’m still sad the show got canceled
no one: not even dust: peppa: YEETS THE BALL AT GEORGE
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
When the guy plays the glasses, he plays the gravity falls theme
Girl in the video talking about how British people speak: “Uh bolluh waauhER” Dan a British person: “Oh a bottle of water” Me: “I have been lied to”
@dandvreveiws5765
3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment!
@sylviaguzman4270
3 жыл бұрын
The truth it hurts me and kills me
@bahaitka
3 жыл бұрын
Haha but really Dan have I been lied to
@jaidharan2963
3 жыл бұрын
dan is a different bri’ish person innit
@williamscott7157
3 жыл бұрын
LIES DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Rages how Peppa is a Bully Me: This is what I subscribed for
@carmenaugusta355
4 жыл бұрын
LOL!!
@andrixs40
4 жыл бұрын
Me makes memes Me:perfect
@ryanwestwood4106
4 жыл бұрын
So tru
@Remuagee
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh not funny ok sry
@deborahmcdonald2058
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
8:13 Gravity falls theme is a Classic
@Catdreamer656
2 күн бұрын
IK I was suprised and was knocked out with nostalgia that's crazy 😂
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it. Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
Peppa: you threw it too hard Also peppa: throws a beach ball hard enough to knock over George
@grizzly1386
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Introvert708
2 жыл бұрын
**she’s starts to charge up with the ball** OH GORGE YOU THINK YOU THERW IT HArD? LET ME SHOW YOu hArD
@xgracerx792
2 жыл бұрын
Well a joke can nock gorge over
@somedudewatchingyoutube9163
2 жыл бұрын
to peppa: yo mama so orange that she belongs in the fruit category
@sblun49
2 жыл бұрын
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd! Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD* George: *please help 🥺* Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER* George: hard enough??
Me: sees the sun Sun:screech Me: well that escalated quickly
@carmenaugusta355
4 жыл бұрын
HEY!!! U COPED THAT FROM 1 OF MY DADS WALLPAPERS [I WISH I COULD HAVE EMOJS ON A COMPUTER]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COPEYER
Dan: these are my legs, Imaging I have them. Me: IMAGING?! U DONT HAVE ANY LEGS?
2:07 in and Dan is already vibing to "Cat (swear word) a handbag"
8:14 the REAL problem is that he didn’t know that’s the gravity falls theme song
@mr.peanut1201
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TyamLongisquama
4 жыл бұрын
I’m happy u know gravity falls
@moiboyz
4 жыл бұрын
yep
@moiboyz
4 жыл бұрын
@@TyamLongisquama me too
@tornadobrain8935
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
This is how much people wanted for Dan to see “this is my no-no square”
@andrewwalkling3209
4 жыл бұрын
YES NO NO SQUARE!!!! XD
@volutedsauce6404
4 жыл бұрын
Alex Acosta screw you’re no-no square *YEET*
@harrydoyle728
4 жыл бұрын
F YOUR NO NO SQUARE DOG YEEEEET
@KANYEMEATRIDER3909
4 жыл бұрын
He Did That on Stream... It was pretty funny.
@potatosurfs
4 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEESS
“ They see me floatin, they hatin” -Dodo?
Dan:can u play glasses of water Me:*raises hand*😎
Cat: hissing at human Human: hisses back Cat wondering why did the Human change the subject to social studies
@masondipperpines5009
3 жыл бұрын
From Language Arts
Dan: "could you play glass?" Kurt Hugo S.: *Makes music with coins, monkey, dogs, glass, snack, etc etc" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
@animehouse5950
4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@animehouse5950
4 жыл бұрын
Its gravity falls
@DuckMcStuffin
4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Sean Hogan?
I love the fact that they have the boys at the end of the
For me it’s 2 am on a school night so instead of being responsible I am watching Dan without regret
Nobody: Dantdm: making everyone's tik toks better.
@sampletext6673
4 жыл бұрын
Barry Joyce did you know that tic toc star new thing is to make fun of people with epilepsy then mock them so why should we give them attention
@jackwood2806
4 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LOL LOL LOL LOL BRA LOL
@tanlumarikruger9476
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackwood2806 hi
@Gh0st_fr3akk
4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@sylvestro999
4 жыл бұрын
Sample Text and who the hell are you talking about?
Man: plays gravity falls theme song Me: breaks
@Guitarplayer128
4 жыл бұрын
gravity falls broke me and my life
@hahaimyourhandlenow
4 жыл бұрын
Best cartoon EVER
@RaffiP-od8dj
4 жыл бұрын
I need Season 3
@jesuslandajr3315
4 жыл бұрын
Yyyyyeeeeeeesssss
@Mosthero1
4 жыл бұрын
HOW CAN THEY MAKE A NEW BOOK THAT'S NOT CANON!?!?!?
"I am 248 bristles old and i came in a 4 pack" "YEET"
died at "They see me floating, they hating" lol
FYI: That bird was most likely a cockatoo but with beak and feather disease. This disease causes their feathers to fall out and their beaks either to be super long or super short.
@crazykraken4139
4 жыл бұрын
It could also be a human with unknown diseases that has caused it’s appearance to change
@Miko08
4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Kraken shouldnt have played in Chernobyl
“Hey do you play any instruments?” “Yeah!” “What instrument do you play?” “It’s... *Complicated* “
@bratworst453
4 жыл бұрын
“I pLAy GLaSseS Of waTEr-“
@pikachu0336
4 жыл бұрын
I play brass ;-;
@samanthaeastwood9587
4 жыл бұрын
Tails Miles lol
@samanthaeastwood9587
4 жыл бұрын
Badr lol
@FireMonkeGT4404
4 жыл бұрын
I play horse radish
With that voldermort got your nose I started screaming laughing
"when they see me floating they gonna be waiting"🤣
Dan: " I'm old, i know" Literally everyone: bruh, ur still 28
@edeanchu6376
2 жыл бұрын
He’s 29 or 28-
Viewers: “wAtCh TiK tOk” DanTDM: “I wanna show you peppa pig”
@pinkfluffyunicorn1965
4 жыл бұрын
Lmoa
@muhinahaque7945
4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's the complete opposite
Dan:wait i remember the trend oh theres dinosaurs now 😂😂
I love how mully and juicy showed up here...
@BlueOwl-fi8ui
4 жыл бұрын
Maxwell T5 YES
@tkgaming08.59
4 жыл бұрын
Guys guys , I drawed this
@aaronkimura2611
4 жыл бұрын
he's my pet pig Fluffy
@flyingpotatoes8701
4 жыл бұрын
Yep XD
@xaviergj-einaguila6916
4 жыл бұрын
You know them
"this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends" "perfect"
“I came in a four pack-“ *moments before disaster*
Peppa doesn't move: your thoughing it to hard Also peppa: let's play some dodgeball
Nobody: Not a Single Soul: Dantdm: THE BRAIN IS HUGE, Also The Guy Who Was Playing Glass He Was Playing The Gravity Falls Theme Song!
@bobayoda_4456
4 жыл бұрын
That was my sister XD
@coolkidzfunclub1882
4 жыл бұрын
That’s dumb lol XD
@biggfooty5379
4 жыл бұрын
Why does everybody do the NObOdY: Not A SiNgLe SouL: Me: JUST STOP ITS ANNOYING
@harryjamespotter3209
4 жыл бұрын
RIley Grant that’s ur problem, no one asked you to read it.
@noahdeaton3599
4 жыл бұрын
@Lucy Ninja you are cool
"My foot gets dead" - DanTDM 2020
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA705
4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Farley just stop
@volt3091
4 жыл бұрын
dont start the quote thing again pls ;-;
me: watching the video my brother: hey, what you watching? *looks at the lap top* dan: PEPPA IS A BULLY! me: uh... Nothing! my brother: wth
Dan: cats freak me out DanTDMs profile: c a t
george: *is a fair toddler and throws the ball gently* peppa: YOU THREW THE BALL TOO HARD also peppa: *knocks george out with the ball*
@xs2474
3 жыл бұрын
R.i.p
@martialcareng3097
3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P George
@theonewhoasked940
3 жыл бұрын
George: *kills peppa with ball*
@tesskingsbury7254
3 жыл бұрын
*but little did she know 20 years from now he’s gonna be a bruiser*
@Pusheen-pd7xi
3 жыл бұрын
Rip gorge....
11:49 that is a parrot That parrot has a sad history the parrot plucked its feathers out from anxiety from its old home now that parrots a happy bird ^^
@BambooSh0t
4 жыл бұрын
Really? Where did u get that from?
@dragonslayshorts8861
4 жыл бұрын
Im suprised dan dident blur out damn in it
@TheCraftyMithrax
4 жыл бұрын
BambooShot pretty sure it’s from a news program cause i remember hearing the same story.
@TheCraftyMithrax
4 жыл бұрын
Harvey Animates lmao 😂
@elliekuhn5655
10 ай бұрын
Not sure if that's a parrot....But Idk
Dan, rooms change decor over time, of course there are Dino’s while he is older, but not younger.
Dan:I'm gonna be sick in my mouth Me:isn't that where we all be sick?!
DanTDM: has played Minecraft for years Also Dan: doesn't know foxes can high jump
@ultragamer8816
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
Dan: I thought I was cool for playing the guitar this guy plays GlAsSeS oF wUtA
@mothlure
3 жыл бұрын
Doncha mean Wooaoa
@marieosborne524
3 жыл бұрын
Wutaaaa
@RandomVideosThingy
3 жыл бұрын
It was gravity falls
@yetiboy.
3 жыл бұрын
@@cristiansalas1521 is isn't. Karen
@cristiansalas1521
3 жыл бұрын
@@yetiboy. I was joking so your a Karen lol
14:56 that dog has seen something that he wishes he could unsee
I think that bird is an African Grey parrot. It just seems to have lost many of its feathers.
Juicy: *exists* Mully : I’m gonna end this whole man’s career
@jesuslandajr3315
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ant9025
4 жыл бұрын
it was mully who yyyeeeeeeeted him
@lindsley3097
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony the cat Lol, my bad
@shezzowicked3858
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony the cat no it was eddie Edit: I just saw the entire vid and it was mully
@tarzan2774
4 жыл бұрын
I love juicy
“Cats freak me out lowkey” My cat called Loki: 👁👄👁
@tonycamuy8929
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@iijoyiirobloxii9015
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@ames_7707
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@goldengaming2379
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@MattCamelly
3 жыл бұрын
lel
We need more videos of this!!
12:05 from what I think that is a kiwi bird
@randomredknight
23 сағат бұрын
thats a goffin’s cockatoo who plucked himself because of stressful conditions, but was since rescued and put under better care.
The Glass Bottle clip is “Gravity Fall’s Song”
@patriciagomez6062
4 жыл бұрын
I watched it
@lemonke859
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh. I commented that yesterday. So we all know.
@thesearehandles
4 жыл бұрын
We know
@nivzi4720
4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I definitely did not know that (spoken in sarcasm)
@marwansherif9734
4 жыл бұрын
@Blitz Rand0m dude what if people wanted to know font be such a bully
Me:sees the thumbnail without looking at the title My brain:didnt he already react to scary tik toks LOL
@brooketrolove6706
3 жыл бұрын
do u love penguins sooo do i
@MrSpygenius
3 жыл бұрын
Lol Theres only 2 comments.
@ieatchildren7863
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSpygenius 3
@katherinebotros4804
3 жыл бұрын
yeah? so?
@brooketrolove6706
3 жыл бұрын
@@katherinebotros4804 what
i saw this vid 2 yrs ago and im coming back and i still remember this
Dantdm : "My legs are much longer than this " me: but are they bigger?
No “pausing video nonsense” *pauses vid and shows weird face*
@unit1014
4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Farley no we don’t care
DanTDM: meets the johsdub gank Mully: YEET!! Dan: Starts cracking up because Juicy get yeeted.
@unwantedgoose245
4 жыл бұрын
Oh
@unwantedgoose245
4 жыл бұрын
Cool
@miguelbracamontes9305
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tired_man1
4 жыл бұрын
Respect the nono zone
@miguelbracamontes9305
4 жыл бұрын
@@Tired_man1 ok
A Fox Jumping into lava Dan: That's a dolphin
when the dude played the gravity falls theme on the cups. Me:has literally been biging the show for 4 hours straight.
"this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends" thats not how it works dan
@susanlindstrom9783
4 жыл бұрын
it might suck you never know
@Starless-yawn8
4 жыл бұрын
john bro yes it DOES
@mrssarahacevedo
4 жыл бұрын
That’s how it works in quarantine
“this how you can be in a dance group... without any friends!” *thats depressing.*
@fatcat_8484
3 жыл бұрын
But true
@PulsePixelHQ
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hi-9613
3 жыл бұрын
depressing but relatable ig
@shsaeed-nk4nr
3 жыл бұрын
4:34 DEMON HEADPHONE FROM HELLLLLLLLL All I want to say to the headphone is SEE U IN HELL HEADPHONE
@brookiecookie6615
3 жыл бұрын
Dan said that it’s perfect. Does that mean he has no friends?
His dissapointment when he heard 'peta paka' 😂
16:06 Plot twist: The sun mascot gave them all Sunny Fizz . Then he went for the dog
8:26 every Gravity Falls fan in existence: *hol up*
@tatianaanconadepaula2365
4 жыл бұрын
That’s me
@sara_says_hello6441
4 жыл бұрын
pedro 301010 Same
@ManImSad
4 жыл бұрын
Sincere sibling hug
@kaan8869
4 жыл бұрын
lol I’m stupid pat pat
@ssada30
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
Me: *waiting for someone to photoshop fingers as Dan's legs* :>
@_mass_477
4 жыл бұрын
PETITION!!!!!!
@freyaxxlk
4 жыл бұрын
@dantdm needs to see this
@champgalaxy4945
4 жыл бұрын
i will never get that image out of my head
@3_ormorecharacters
4 жыл бұрын
what kind of cursed fked up but oh so smart species if demon are you?
@mugman4180
4 жыл бұрын
wow
The dug has lifted off the floor and went to pugwarts of pugsardy
Dan: *screeches* Me: Welcome To The Jurassic World
Random fact: There is an uninhabited island in the Bahamas known as Pig Beach, which is populated entirely by swimming pigs. 🐷🏝
@mr.coconuthead9032
4 жыл бұрын
I know that stupid
@sag6445
4 жыл бұрын
SciFacts I know that
@Caroline-vx4nm
4 жыл бұрын
How amazing, that made my day, thanks.
@charlesbaldacchino342
4 жыл бұрын
I know that
@uriah9645
4 жыл бұрын
Cool
Me: (sees last one) Also me: NO NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE, DIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE
@greed3926
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@emmysmith2131
4 жыл бұрын
OMG I commented the same!!!
@Prismascape
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@randallsturtz7302
4 жыл бұрын
Me too XD
@Xobani.
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of one I saw. Person 1: (in chair on the rooftops) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono square. (Person 2 walks in) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono squa... What are you doing here? 2: F**K YOUR NONO SQUARE DAWG! (Grabs the chair by the legs) YEET! (throws the chair and the person of the building) 1: (Distant screams)
Dan:"This is how you can dance in a group without any freinds" Inner Dan"Hello darkness my ol freind."
12:30 that is just a baby bird that hasn’t learned to fly and he/she is a baby so that means that he/she doesn’t have any feathers:)
9:58 Dan, there’s chickens under the lava, and then the fox wants to jump to ’em