[M4A] You Want Me to Fight a Bear?! [BFE] [Adorkable boyfriend] [Waking up] [Stretching] [Yawning] [It’s too early to be morning] [Did you hear that?] [There’s something downstairs] [It sounds too big to be human] [I think there’s a bear in the house!] [Silly] [Funny] [Surprise ending] [SFW] Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/AudioMoonlight Come talk to me on Discord: bit.ly/MoonlitDiscord

Me to my missing assignments: “If we just ignore it long enough it’ll probably go away on its own.”

@layatompson3180

3 жыл бұрын

Lol thats totally me😂

@yagirljahbby

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

"Your going to throw a flip-flop at him" Me: Yes i am a flip-flop is the most powerful weapon when you live in a Mexican house hold

@BrandonsLover

3 жыл бұрын

And an Indian household. But we also have the broom😂

@notllniie_

3 жыл бұрын

And in a Arabe house hold 😌✌️✨

@neko-Violet

3 жыл бұрын

African house holds too but sometimes we use a belt 🙃

@GGLewis

3 жыл бұрын

Southern black people use a wooden spoon. Even though we kept it in the kitchen with the other stirring spoons, I just realized that my mom never actually used it for cooking. Maybe she was worried it was too dirty from our butts? 😅😅😅

@animegirl2419

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonsLover chapal aur zhadu Oh and belen

Moonie at the beginning: 😴 Moonie when he hears the bear: 👁👄👁

Complete side note for reference purposes. Brown lay down, Black fight back, White good night. Saying that if its a brown/grizzly bear you should lay down and play dead. Black bears are really skittish so you should act all big and scary. And if you see a polar bear well sorry to say but once it sees you there is no hope for you. So just remember that Brown Lay Down, Black Fight Back, White Good Night. Good Luck☺

@marialindell9874

3 жыл бұрын

And a little perkele will be your best friend at that

@StillLostInWonderland

3 жыл бұрын

Alternatively: run faster than your hiking buddy?

@WeaponsInCosco

3 жыл бұрын

Shit let me just....✍️

I just realized “it’s too big to be human-“ “mom??” Rude

Im just imagining me and my future husband being like this😂

@ArJHill

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I would love it

“Babe, it’s your job to keep bears out of the house” *puts on crusader outfit* I shall fulfill my duty

I haven’t even heard half the audio yet but in the audio where I had to kill the spider we agreed that you keep the bears out of the house

@levhaiba448

3 жыл бұрын

Your name is just... yes.

@tsha9268

3 жыл бұрын

It is a good one, I guess you will have to listen to them all until you find it🤗

@Renyen76

3 жыл бұрын

...your name ^v^

@Renyen76

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarahann Twilley 😏👏 cultured I see

@laurarohde85

3 жыл бұрын

The video is called: ,,Please save me from the spider “ 😄

i was unmuted in my zoom call and everyone heard me laughing- *embarrassment*

I am crying laughing in my Zoom class rn. Are we gonna ignore the fact he legit thought a burglar was feeding out dog

“I don’t want to clean you up off the walls when it’s done!” Me: say no more *zooms downstairs* 😗✌🏽🏃🏽‍♀️💨💨

Him: Why yes it’s a *BEAR* !! Me who lives in Australia: *a h h yes b e a r*

Love the new thumbnail art! Moonie: It’s too early to be morning Me: It’s 12pm tho Moonie: It’s a Saturday Me:...it’s friday😂

@angel13779

3 жыл бұрын

its 6:29pm and its friday 🤣

@Instinxx

3 жыл бұрын

It's saturday

So we need to talk about this ending he says "those footprints are way too HEAVY to be a person" and at the end he says "Mom?!" So technically he just called his mom...you know what , imma leave this here...

Him: What was that? Me with my suitcase: Welp I will see you all next year....or not

*THE KING HAS POSTED AGAIN. LET US BE GREATFUL FELLOW HUMANS*

This man literally made my standards HIGH

Omg when moon said ‘listen to those steps’ at that exact moment my dog walked across the laminate flooring in the hallway downstairs and I just giggled as moon is referring to a bear doing a ‘stomp-stomp’, whereas my wee french bell dog is doing ‘tippy-tap’ 😅

eeyyy it my art. i am honored you like it enuff for a thumbnail YvY we both dumb in this audio ngl xD but fun audio as always uvu 💕

Another amazing audio! Seriously, you have never been in the receiving end of a mom wielding a flip-flop? That is a weapon!

No no hunny, its not called a flip flop, its called la chancla. *Where my hispanic family at?*

@bite.of.passage

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@Renyen76

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@vickeycox2424

3 жыл бұрын

Hola 😂

@Sweet-rosa1987

3 жыл бұрын

HOLA!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂

@marialindell9874

3 жыл бұрын

Ever tried *_varvastossu_* ?

Flip flops, swords and a Bear oh my. I loved this, could not stop laughing. You are so funny. Thank You for being adorkable.

That avatar just bumped off chibi moonie from my top favorite

Reminds me of when there was a bear scratching at the door of my cabin at summer camp and me and all the other girls were just our beds whispering to each other FREAKING OUT

@levhaiba448

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarahann Twilley Hi :)

While I was listening to audio, my kitten was sleeping next to me and she was purring :3

@zanonymous9738

3 жыл бұрын

I want to sleep with kitten too 😭

The timing for these are always perfect

@barbatostea

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I was doing math but now I gave up 👍

@faariam5977

3 жыл бұрын

You have a bear in your house?😂

@the.shadow897

3 жыл бұрын

@@faariam5977 LMFAO💀💯

@mikeymandix6225

3 жыл бұрын

@@faariam5977 🤣of course not

@faariam5977

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymandix6225 just making sure 😂

He really want me to go fight the bear while he hides.. That's colder than the other side of my pillow😤

@marssaizawa8371

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho!!

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

Well, according to you it _wasn't_ a bear so I don't really see what the problem is. 😂

@yesChante

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonlightAudio You see but even if it wasn't a bear you still wanted me to go check it out either way. While you wanted to hide!

A wild Cardlin has entered the arena

i was expecting us to be camping, but i guess not.😂😂 but moonie it’s bold of you to assume i could fight a bear.😗💕

someone’s broke into the house and we’re arguing over flip flops can we PLEASE CHECK OUR PRIORITIES

“...While the bear’s eating one of us, I can go and get one of the neighbors!”🤣🤣🤣‼️

Moonie: it's too early to be morning 😖 Me:well it's 5:20 in the afternoon but ok Moonie: it's Saturday Me: 😐😐love it's Monday but I won't shatter your dreams *pat* *pat*

AAHH EVERYTHING ABOUT WAKING UP ASMR IS SO CUTEEEE, I CAN'T 😩😩😩💜🥺

the question is how the hell it was able to go into the house

Moonie:what is that is that a flip flop Me:honey you clearly don't know what damage this can do😌💕

I laughed through this whole audio. Thank you! 😂😂😂

If you don’t believe in the power of chanclas then I don’t know who you are. They’re very scary things you know.

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

Bring it.

Hey. I keep the spiders out, you get to handle the bears. That’s what you and my SUBCONSCIOUS agreed on. 🥰🥰

Moonlight: It's too early Me: It's 3:06 pm

4:55 I'M SORRY THERE ARE NO BEARS IN BRAZIL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO FORGIVE ME

LETS GOOOO IM HERE IM SURE THIS WILL BE LOVELY A HUNDRED PERCENT

Okay but why did I imagine a bear feeding the dog? Just a big grizzly, feeding the dog lmao

Jokes on you I have a black belt in Taekwondo, I'll protect you ❤❤

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

Joke's on you cuz my mom does krav maga.

"Babe, it's your job to keep the bears out of the house" Funny, I thought my job was to get rid of the spiders for you 🤔

I need that mom, YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IVE DONE THAT!!! One time I had to fly to Germany, I missed my flight and was days late from training

YESSS CLICKED SO FAST

Me watching Gorillaz live Also me who see a notification from moon... Well the live can wait, even if it's The Gorillaz

Are we gonna ignore the fack that he called his mom heavy?🤣I'm now dead rip me☠️

Me going along with story: oh hi miss 😀

We're going on a bear hunt!

I’m just imagining the serial killer in heavy shoes listening to us argue about who’s fighting the bear😂😂

The intro is so good that I have to rewatch it for several times before listening to the audio

@Arimeenxx

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Moon: It's your job to keep bears away from the house! Me, a memer: (goes downstairs and looks at the Bear) *Hello there* The Bear: *General Kenobi*

Always making wonderful videos! Thank you Moonie!

Yo why does these pop up at the most convenient times!? Life saves these audios 🥺🥺

I absolutely love that there is another person in the house and we are arguing on which of our flip flops are going to be taken away for evidence🤣🤣🤣 Ps: this is my first audio I’ve heard from you Moonlight and it’s absolutely amazing! Love it😍

True love everyone - your boyfriend being okay with sacrificing you to a bear 😑 Thanks babe 😉 Also, your slightly higher pitched indignant voice makes me smile 😂💛

Ok so you don't want me to go out just because YOU don't want to clean me off the walls wow that's just cold FINE I'ma go out and have him kill me so you have to get out of bed HOW BOUT THAT also love you moon

I’m laughing because my parents went camping for their honeymoon, and a bear made its way to their campsite. They never let each other live it down. 😆

This would have been perfect if the character was your friend instead of the mom and the voice over would be by cardlin being referred as “the bear” that would have been so ironic 😂🙏

I... Sir you are to adorable😍, i am loving the audio ,..... Spider i actually think some spiders are cool 😂,so.... A flip flop be usefull my mom really know how to use it on me 😂.......... Uhhh apparently it was your mom 😂, a flight in 1 hr there is no way we are reaching there on time 😂😂

"YOUR GONNA THROW A FLIP-FLOP AT IT?!?!" IM MEXICAN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?!

Him: why are you waking me up on a Saturday 😭 Me: cuz I want some food and love and cuddles and attention and kisses 😌😌

My guy said Hell to the no 😂🙅🏻‍♀️ It’s all good though I’ll fight the bear 🐻💪🏽✨

I swear each of your audios get better and better! 😁✨💛 Keep it up!!!~Kandi

Ohhh so we switched jobs huh well then next time there's a spider guess who's getting it hahaa

Not fair! Last time you left the room I looked after that damn daddy long leg, and you said I will take care of bears, you take care of spiders😝

I haven't heard it yet but I LOVE IT ANYWAYS Also you agreed to keep the bears away when I had to keep away the spiders so you cannot object the agreement :D

Adorkable~💚

My day is officially ☝🏾complete 😌 🙏🏾

You sure you talking about a BEAR this easily?! I mean a bear bear?! Cuz I already resigned my life😨😨😨

Hey Moonie. I've been listening to all of your audios for the past couple days. I'm currently going through hard times rn, everything didn't work out like I wanted it to be. But you helped me to be strong through it all. Thankyou for being such an amazing and a wonderful human being. I love you❤️❤️ Ps : you're adorable🥺 and you definitely deserve more subscribers❤️

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear you've been going through rough times, but very happy to know my audios have helped you. Stay strong and have faith that better days are coming. ❤

@FeliciaDL

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonlightAudio thankyou so much Moonie❤️

I'm a fan of your yawn 😂

This is such a Lucy moment.Ricky get up. Lol 😆

That bear is about to experience the all mighty three shoe beating!!!

Schrodinger bear

oop moonlight vs cardlin 😂😂😂

Moonie 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Him: a flip flop Me: .... you do not know... the power of the chancla 🩴

IM DYINGGG

Regardless of the situation, never underestimate the use of footwear as a weapon 👌

You don’t understand the flip flop is a good weapon. My mom uses it all the time 👁👄👁

Don't underestimate the chancla's power!

😂😂😂 Love the continuity when people call back to their earlier videos

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

I do like to drop the occasional Easter egg in there. 😁

Yes, Saturdays are very sacred

Well we agreed that I kill the spiders and you fight the bears I didn't make the rules 😂

@MoonlightAudio

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't get rid of the spider, though. I waited it out and it got rid of itself. That counts as me having done it.

❤️❤️

NO NO NO YOU AGREED TO KILL THE BEARS WHEN I “KILLED” THE DADDY LONG LEGS AND YOU WERE ON THE BED AND I WAS LAUGHING AT YOU >:000

....it's legit Saturday for me rn 😂. It's like 6:13 AM

The best thing I like about him is if you comment on a video from months ago HE IS STILL GONNA SEE IT AND LIKE THE COMMENT🥺

♥♥♥

Him: “seriously? A flip flop?” Me: Yes. I’m not scared of using it after watching my mom almost kill me with this so, don’t expect me to be gentle 😈

I mean, you did say that you keep bears out of the house. If I do spiders then you do this!

Moon: where's my sword? me: what the hell is a sword gonna do if it's a bear?! help me find my flamethrower chainsaw so i can make bear BBQ

And this is the moment i realized I'm gonna die alone

Hello!!

Thank you . Just what I needed. No sad face.😆😆😆😆😆 And it is not my job. You get spiders and bears.Go Tarzan Jane wait here.Lol

If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear... HELP THE BEAR!

Moonie!!😅😅