Hey guys! I want to let you all know that on July 9th (time TBD) I will be posting the hour long short film “The Average Redditor: Origins”. As the title suggests it’s the origin story of Wyatt. I put in a lot of work into this one and I think you guys will enjoy it. If you watch it on July 9th (or a later date since after all it is an hour long) make sure to switch your settings to HD so you get the full experience. Thanks!

@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly

Ай бұрын

Bros finally moving up to real movies

@cherryhazard8002

Ай бұрын

Awesome! Can't wait. I hope you do one for each of the characters, if you are able to, of course!

@smartwhip.

Ай бұрын

Hy type shit type shit

@tysonfontanez

Ай бұрын

The lore of this channel has grown so much

@smartwhip.

Ай бұрын

Put the preview on as well so we can use the chat

That poor man’s wife! Having to nearly suffer heart attacks from fireworks is bad enough, but she’s also married to this guy!

@cherryhazard8002

Ай бұрын

Don't worry. Very rarely is the spouse of someone like this any better than the spouse themselves, they are together and have stayed so long for a reason!

@Kilo-ct8dh

Ай бұрын

She's probably worse than he is, just can't be bothered to get off the couch.😂

@LaMarcheFutilé101

Ай бұрын

Don't forget the other heart attack she nearly suffered on seeing _another woman's body_!!!

@rewindcat7927

Ай бұрын

We need to start a gofundme for her 🙏

@mjrhmekssh

Ай бұрын

​@@cherryhazard8002nah my mom is a very sweet and outgoing person that makes friends everywhere she goes and my dad is... this guy. They're still together because he used to not be like this but now she's disabled and can't work so she's kinda stuck with him now. I also think there's probably couples that don't "believe in divorce" or sth so they make excuses for the partner while silently suffering.

I can’t wait for the finale where the father explains to his son “because he’s a jerk… a slappable jerk.”

@gracelxe5114

Ай бұрын

THAT WOULD BE PERFECT 🤩

@Vexiad

Ай бұрын

✍🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥

@egomaniac247

Ай бұрын

We don’t put our hands on people that we disagree with son

@aarongarcia5037

Ай бұрын

He said it! He said the thing!!

@grumpyteen6641

Ай бұрын

Maybe the real friends were the slaps we jerked along the way?

Hey, this is one of the rare occasions where the bad guy fails in some way

@SuzukiHalwende

Ай бұрын

The gated community boomer always loses. He either stares at the camera with a look of "oh no" or quickly walks away when he realizes he's lost an argument.

"Miserable nincompoop" I admire this dad's ability to refrain from swears.

“She thought these were gunshots” Then she’s privileged enough to not know what gunshots really sound like

@FakenameStevens

Ай бұрын

Or too European lol.

@SuzukiHalwende

Ай бұрын

​@@FakenameStevensHey some European countries have more lenient gun laws than the US

@Green_Cumulon

Ай бұрын

​@FakenameStevens it sounds like you think Europe is a country 😂 Europe is so many countries and cultures in one continent that you probably shouldn't be making blanket statements about it as a single entity.

@britsaunders2151

Ай бұрын

That's not how PTSD works, homie.

@FakenameStevens

Ай бұрын

@@Green_Cumulon wow thanks for the pep talk Wyatt. I’m from a European country myself and never knew that

Who could do such a thing?! Making his wife afraid for her life and littering at the same time, this is not acceptable

I feel like elderly people that act like this are looking for a sense of purpose, that's why they constantly nitpick on things others are doing and try to put a stop to it, because they believe it's gonna make them seem more important than they actually are, or they genuinely believe they are doing a service to those around them. They aren't young anymore, they have a lot of free time and the world rapidly changes around them, which makes them feel the need to do these sorts of things. Some elderly people take it out by doing something of substance, however.

@milesdevine1161

Ай бұрын

You gotta admit that "this" is better than substance abuse right?

@AlkiosAvainash

Ай бұрын

​@milesdevine1161 True. But the bar is pretty low

@TC127_

Ай бұрын

​@@milesdevine1161how does your brain equate "something of substance" with substance abuse

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

Ай бұрын

This is why is it's extremely important to get a hobby when you retire.

@alexanderredhorse1297

Ай бұрын

@@milesdevine1161 id rather the mf do the substances. then id have a better excuse to defend myself as necessary if he runs up on us.

There we go. I was waiting for the classic “i Th0ugHt IT WAS guNShotS”

Walking away like he has to poop, too

@thelittlesteldergod

Ай бұрын

Or he already did

@cottonhairedaesthetic2005

Ай бұрын

Constipation makes them angry 😢

I live in downtown TO, so right now I am watching out the window while the kids across the street are setting fire to a trash can in the front yard of the Catholic School. HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! 🇨🇦

@morsonproductions

Ай бұрын

I mean, that had to be at least a funny sight to see in the moment, even with the negative implications of the area

@scriptorpaulina

Ай бұрын

That’s actually kind of cool. I’ve lived in a lot of cities (KCMO, DC, Gary, etc.) and never actually seen a trash can on fire. How’d they do it

@bassmentier

Ай бұрын

What catholic school is in "downtown" tho?

@megleland6320

Ай бұрын

@@bassmentier There are dozens in this city in the core alone, mate.

@bassmentier

Ай бұрын

@@megleland6320 dozens? You probably cant name 2 of them

Hey, he helped to clean up the neighborhood AND left. This one was heartwarming

Only a lush would do something like that

@victorankudinov2091

Ай бұрын

He's not a lush, he's a member of the wine club!

"Daddy why is he taking that" "Don't worry bro we got like 20 boxes of these"

@grumpyteen6641

Ай бұрын

"They were only like, $1.50 at Jake's"

Old people walking up to someone without speaking and expecting them to read their mind

Bro throws a fit when his Canadian neighbour sets off fireworks on July 1st instead of July 4th.

Those poppers are terrifying

@chuckwagon3718

Ай бұрын

They sounded like gunshots going off. I feel sorry for Warren's wife, having to hear that at night

Con: Dealing with Warren Pro: You don't have to pick up any trash now

I feel like OP had a really bad experience with this type of person at some point which gave him the inspiration to make these 😂

The walk at the end killed me😂😂

@vivrowe2763

Ай бұрын

Yes, love it too!

Way too nice. "Cool, get away from me and my son before something you regret happens."

Neighbors like this make me question if a night in jail is really that bad

i have to say that this guy does the *squint* these type of people have perfectly, it just makes me want to rip my hair out when i see that

Jokes aside, if someone tries to engage in this type of discussions in front of someone's child they catching hands. No refunds.

@OutsiderLabs

Ай бұрын

Beating people up on front of children is too low class for a gated community, take that sheeeet to the ghetto

@TheShubLub

Ай бұрын

So you're going to teach your child it's okay to smack someone if you don't like what they're saying? Lmao we found the other slappable jerk!

@IsaiahMiguel

Ай бұрын

Stay that to yourself in prison

@sylvanomangano8453

Ай бұрын

That only feels good for the father. As a kid once my dad tried to "take it outside" when a guy was bullying me in the pool locker room. But ultimately the fight in front of everyone else was a lot more embarrassing and less helpful than if he had just emotionally supported me and told the guy to fuck off.

@a46475

Ай бұрын

That's moron behavior.

Finally! A happy ending!

"He's taking the box of used ones." *Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.*

Moral of the story: DON’T live in a gated community 😭 Edit: what in the world is going on in the replies 😭😭😭 Edit 2: don’t reply, John Dong will call you a basement dweller

@The_Robbing_Narrator

Ай бұрын

Its not that bad here, I swear 😭

@thiccchungo1041

Ай бұрын

You’d think the gates are to keep people out but they’re really to contain those gated community “things”

@ferretyluv

Ай бұрын

Definitely don’t unless you’re 55+. Or an HOA.

@johndong7524

Ай бұрын

Not to worry. Most of the people watching can't afford their parents basement, let alone a gated community.

@cristianespinal9917

Ай бұрын

No HOA. They're stuffed with petty tyrants who, never having exercised real power, feel compelled to use their pathetic and marginal powers to the maximum.

The walk kills me, just love the, I shit my pants look!

I lived in Florida for 20 years and I never got used to neighbors like this.

I live in a gated community that's built around four championship waterski lakes... We light off illegal fireworks for the 4th every year lmao Happy Birthday, America.

My parents would have called him something _way_ stronger than nincompoop lmao

I always love the way he walks in. 😂

God, the people I work with on a daily basis are just like this, it's so spot on

I lived in a condo with an exterior entrance. We shared a set of stairs with our next door neighbor. It was mid-December and we were literally still wrestling our Christmas tree through the front door and down a narrow hallway to our living room when our neighbor comes over to tell us “you have to clean up that mess!” The way she said it was like we had left the needles on the stairs for days. Even my infinitely patient husband was irritated. “Yeah. Ok, Carol. That was the plan. You know, once the tree was inside.”

I can’t tell you how much rage this character give me. Great Job

Imagine someone lecturing your own kid right in front of you

As a mobile tech, there's nothing worse than typing in the address to a gated community God forbid it's one of the communities that demand to scan your driver's license.

0:01 I used to play with these a lot with other kids

I love that they call themselves slappable even tho I'm pretty sure most of us want to punch most of their characters 😂

I make no exaggeration that I have to almost prepare myself to watch these, they're so infuriating. Fantastic work

man my 4 year old would have never allowed a conversation between two adults go on this long without interjecting about 20 times

Omg these freaking people. They call literally anything a firework THATS NOT WHAT THAT IS SIR

the WALK holy shit that was extra funny this time... good dad teaching his son big words that end in poop

How kind of him to pick up after you!

We need more of the grandson

When every one of this man’s videos causes a palpable blood pressure rise while watching it because you can’t stand the characters that much, you know this man is a genius.

If the purge ever became real, im skipping past all my neighbors and going straight for the nearest gated community

@johndong7524

Ай бұрын

Rest assured it will be well guarded and your lumpen enthusiasm will be cut pretty short. You know... Ashli Babbitt style.

@egomaniac247

Ай бұрын

So u want to murder people? See a therapist

Gosh nincompoop, nostalgic

Oh, sweet catharsis... He finally gave Warren some lip

Never knew those were called snaps lol

@cherryhazard8002

Ай бұрын

We called them poppers

@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV

Ай бұрын

We call them by their brand name here. Pop-its

@superdogthegreatest

Ай бұрын

@@cherryhazard8002 yeah same

"That's what they all say" That's when you start throwing them at his feet. If that doesn't work, get the fire crackers 😂

definitely the sort of person who says things like “heavens to betsy”

When the character mentioned his wife thinking there were gunshots is when I understood. The type of person to live in a gated community is just that paranoid.

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

We got a dub on him this time tho y’all. Don’t mess with the man in front of his kid or you’ll give his wife something else to get worked up about.

I love how stiff he is when he is his hoa character

i love that he never shows the victims of any of the slappable jerk's actions. only those who deserve to be shamed are depicted

The too tight pants lmao

The old man walk away is my favorite part of these boomer bits

I had neighbors like this in a non gated community lol. One we nicknamed Mr. Grouch who loved to act like he owned the public sidewalk in front of his house.

Slappable daddy

@The_Robbing_Narrator

Ай бұрын

Slappable daddy~

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

Ай бұрын

This comment can be interpreted in different ways

This one is very specific…

I got a $100 ticket on the 4th 😂😂

This poor boomer's wife has ALMOST had so many heart attacks due to neighborhood goings-on 😢

Knew it was acting as soon as he was still standing after the wife and strip comment lol

Remind me that time where, as children, my brother and I got yelled at by strangers for throwing confetti at them T_T

LMAO the way he walks away. I can't 💀💀💀

I always forget that not knowing the difference between gunshots and fireworks isn't just something inherent to people, and I always get unreasonably angry when someone gets it wrong

@Gillsing

Ай бұрын

Around here kids are constantly making their car exhausts do 'gunshots'. Makes me hope that the kids with _actual_ guns could get involved.

The lack of eye contact sells this shit

Okay but as a canadian who experienced those little things for the first time last summer, watching 6 year olds throw them, it's extremely american and i dont know why people let little kids throw them 😂

The narration at the end let me know this is a baaaaaaaaaaarely fictionalized incident.

That walk!! 😂😂😂❤

So Warren was right: the neighbour WAS leaving his trash on the ground. Not only that, he also lied to him.

@MeAnINFP

Ай бұрын

Yeah I honestly am on Warren’s side in all of these. The guy and his kid are unlikable and entitled to me

This one felt fucking personal

😂😂 And the crab walk away… lol

Happy 4th everyone! 🎉

I spat my tea when he said "nincompoop" 🤣, haven't heard that word in a very long time.

@Brianscoronet

Ай бұрын

I remember bugs bunny said nincompoop in a cartoon over 50 years ago.

@MarkoVukovic0

Ай бұрын

@@Brianscoronet yes 🤣

The walk is so accurate 💀

It’d be funny if he said “It’s July Second”

Can we have this guy meet the tenured boomer professor and the boomer who says random stuff in public for a boomer war

Love the Lack of eye contact

In my country we call those pop pops 😊

I literally shout like the screaming marmot the second I saw the notification; maybe I'm too invested in these stories 😐😅...!

@johndong7524

Ай бұрын

Just need to get a life.

God bless you if these are based on true stories

Bro looks like being out in the sun hurts him

Is it possible gated community boomer who can’t fathom that other people exist was “the average redditor” in his youth, and as he aged he’s still annoying just less annoying

@christiansanders1

Ай бұрын

I find this guy even more annoying than the redditor, mostly because there are loads of these miserable assholes crawling around my hometown

I love your content

Mam calm down. What did you hear? ratatatata

NOT A SHANTYTOWN

Indeed! He really IS a nincompoop! :D

Yeah, shuffling old men are the concern in American skits. Got it.

You might not see this, but I was reading a post on Reddit recently (I know, I know) and in it the OP had just moved to a new neighborhood and Karen next door told OP she had 2 weeks to throw a "new neighbor" party to invite the neighborhood over so everyo e could meet her and see inside her home. Can you do an HOA sketch with this? It would be perfect.

Hey! It's not worth it youtube. If you hit him your hand is gonna smell like ointment and pee!

we need the redditor in this town to get this guy in check

Time to move up to M80s in Warren’s landscaped garden.

Yo, PTSD fucking sucks, though. Also the countless other sensory disorders. I'm not saying don't do your thing but empathy is pretty cool too.

Oddly, this guy is the reason I won't ever live in a gated community.

@egomaniac247

Ай бұрын

And not having money…

This is so accurate💀

Boomers: This is the land of the free!!! Freedom, patriotism, yay Also boomers: Hates when people exercise freedom

play this in movie theaters and tvs in Florida