"Some of your beliefs are just... _unfamiliar_ to me." I love that.

@yarriryan4116

4 жыл бұрын

I normally use the word unique but I like unfamiliar better

@majesticsnowleopard

4 жыл бұрын

IT AIN'T FAMILIAH

@shadowmonarchix1005

4 жыл бұрын

F. I. R. E. Smooth very smooth

@squidrex6264

4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does brennan say that like biz from fantasy high.

@mohamedfaisal2243

4 жыл бұрын

His face before he says unfamiliar 🤣

"Only a pedantic uncaring nerd would choose this moment to interrogate the fascinating knot of tangled dream logic surrounding your.....(breathes in) deeply held convictions" I've NEVER heard anyone sum it up like this so clearly lmao

@ISAACThBro

4 жыл бұрын

Brennan was the writer for this script. His talents shines in this skit. He has a way with words

@IAmStridle

4 жыл бұрын

wtf he said this as I read the comment, I hate that but I also love it

@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy

3 жыл бұрын

IAmStridle Same

@getmeto100ksoyoutubehastog5

3 жыл бұрын

@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy same

@xaviersmorag8025

3 жыл бұрын

How did I start reading this as soon as he started saying that

As if Brennan doesn't know what an augur is

@Emma-tf9jg

3 жыл бұрын

omg t1j you’re here too!

@michaeljpatrick

3 жыл бұрын

@nathaniel gray You're thinking of a haruspex. Although an augur doesn't solely rely on the flight patterns of birds. That's just one method they would use.

@NT-ys3oh

3 жыл бұрын

Honesty the most accurate comment

@rkj5480

3 жыл бұрын

@nathaniel gray ayy same

@jesthered7966

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emma-tf9jg 😂

Instead of deciding to use her God wish on either "I want my dog to go to normal heaven" or "I want my brother to go to normal heaven", she could just combine it into the single wish "I wish all living things I cared about went to the same heaven". I hope she sees this so she is not so sad anymore.

@temmiewithasmile2169

3 жыл бұрын

KevinShinwoo or just “I wish for infinite wishes”

@jrrootbeer6336

3 жыл бұрын

If she changed her wish to "I wish that all things went to the same heaven" she would stop the problem from occuring again

@bogdangiusca5057

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrrootbeer6336 well their is infinity heavens

@johncalderon7881

3 жыл бұрын

Umm, that would make it another earth which sucks ass

@elbruces

3 жыл бұрын

Or the dog could use its God wish to go to people heaven.

I love how Brennan's humour actually revolves around being a good person. We don't deserve Brennan

@ScoopMeisterGeneral

4 жыл бұрын

More, specifically, this one is about _trying_ to be a good person to someone, even though your instinct is to be a dick to them.

@johnkinsey2478

4 жыл бұрын

CheshireCat Brennan needs his own show

@user-bu1pe4ic8c

4 жыл бұрын

He had a video about holding a turd

@raras8252

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-bu1pe4ic8c He had a right to hold that turd though, so its fine

@TweekMorgan4dictator

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm all the bad guys!" --Brennan Lee Mulligan.

I refuse to believe Brennan didn't know what an augur was

@PPPeepeepoopoo

4 жыл бұрын

uhm. whats a augur

@iambuttdix9692

4 жыл бұрын

It's used for digging post holes

@swiftlymurmurs1825

4 жыл бұрын

@@PPPeepeepoopoo An ancient Roman priest who could read the future from patterns in nature. Mainly birds

@hybridbutterfly3908

4 жыл бұрын

@@iambuttdix9692 Was that a Firefly reference?

@feerocomics5082

4 жыл бұрын

@@iambuttdix9692 that's auger.

The "Naturally, continue." absolutely killed me :')

@kaiser8159

4 жыл бұрын

best delivery

@GZilla311

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaiser8159 like "oh, of course".

@WingsofStarlight

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone else shares my favorite line from this piece.

@adamrodger5351

Жыл бұрын

I love that Brennan, who wrote the sketch, essentially managed to work an indirect bird fact into it.

-You can't use crystal magic to destroy life -Swing and a miss

@snvcchs

4 жыл бұрын

I mean...she's not wrong

@BingChilingEnjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

@Anonymous Anonymous then they must go to heaven separately, since cancer is a living organism

@HASHlRAMA

4 жыл бұрын

@@BingChilingEnjoyer Of course, cancer heaven, everyone knows that. My only question is, what's going to be her father's cancer god wish.

@danieljames1868

2 жыл бұрын

Radioactive materials would have something to say about that...

@kelzbelz313

Жыл бұрын

@@BingChilingEnjoyer cancer goes to cancer heaven along with anybody born between June 22 and July 22.

I had to use my god wish to save my own life after I died when she said “car heaven.”

@JoseRivera-te9hw

5 жыл бұрын

GlamFam Hi, Linwood.

@GetGlamFam

5 жыл бұрын

Jose Rivera hey there! 😃👋🏽

@BigT.Larrity

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you'll get another God Wish when you die again, you could keep coming back to life indefinitely.

@plantinapot9169

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy

@midoriaomori6685

5 жыл бұрын

So true 😂

Brennan doesn’t do the “going actually insane” gig like Grant or Mike, but his eyes when he opens them widely make him look more intense than anyone else

@kevinforbesofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Brennan looks like a man who starred into the Abyss.

@SteveJobzz

3 жыл бұрын

Brennan is hands down their best actor and has an great voice too.

@thatguy4996

2 жыл бұрын

he just is insane in some of them

@joeboo5466

2 жыл бұрын

@@SteveJobzz him and zac are amazing

@meribor

Жыл бұрын

Trapp and Grant are good, but Brennan should be feared

I'm really glad the final punchline wasn't Brennan just losing it and yelling at her, it feels like the skit really keeps its message strong instead of buckling into apathy like something from South Park

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

well no, the punchline was that with all of her crazy beliefs she thought his simple concept was nuts. It's a very simple, very overused punchline. Also, him flipping out at the insanity is reasonable, not apathetic. That's the joke, that he goes to extremes to try and help her.

@TwentySeventhLetter

2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyLarry. I said I'm glad the punchline was NOT that Brennan just loses it, like if that were how they ended it I would be disappointed. I know what the punchline was. And yes, flipping out is a fair reaction to this level of moon logic but it's also douchey if the person in question is emotionally distraught, and with that being the whole message of the sketch, it's satisfying to see it maintain the conviction to that point instead of decide it's pointless or bad to do anything but shout out people expressing unpalatable beliefs. And while yeah, the punchline's basic skeleton has been written before, the simple fact that you can analyze the anatomy of humor does not intrinsically rob it of its hilarity, so I don't see much point in calling it "overused"

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

@@TwentySeventhLetter if someone was emotionally distraught after they stabbed their own dog multiple times, am I at liberty to treat them well because they're sad?

@TwentySeventhLetter

2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyLarry. Nope, murdering a dog is an action not a belief, and it obviously takes precedence. If their belief is wild but not causing immediate harm that's the point

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

@@TwentySeventhLetter If someone was sad that Obama became president because he was black, would you comfort them because they were balling their eyes out?

The little half blink after she says the ghost in her house died that's just art

@valiantknight6364

2 жыл бұрын

3:08 for anyone who wants to see

@laughingman2082

Жыл бұрын

It only occurred to me in after the video- That it's not just the fact ghost theoretically shouldn't exist; but also that somehow a *GHOST* had died.

@jilnoble9316

Жыл бұрын

Im glad someone else noticed that subtle genius

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 ай бұрын

@@laughingman2082 no that can happen, especially if the ghost drinks some expired ghost milk. Food poisoning is a lot more toxic to ghosts because their intestines are more permeable, due to not having a corporeal presence.

Dude, Brennan is hilarious. He's like permanently out of place.

@hmm_okok

6 жыл бұрын

Permanently questioning the people around him, he's like the only sane person who's not actually aware he's in a skit and instead just reacting to the madness around him in each video

@dustyalbones-reendust4385

6 жыл бұрын

*t r a n s c e n d e d*

@Eeter26

6 жыл бұрын

_W O K E_

@vigolovesyou

6 жыл бұрын

wet noodle Isn't there always one sane person in every CH video?

@1101150

6 жыл бұрын

yea but he is the only funny one so...

most unbelievable thing in this sketch is that Brennan didn't know what an augur was

@eragonawesome

Ай бұрын

I like to think he knew, he just had to make sure they were on the same page with all the other insane shit she was saying

_"The ghost in my house died."_ I just died too 😂😂😂

@soonamisapphire2425

3 жыл бұрын

Somehow I think this is the funniest line in the skit

2:20 ‘Only a pedantic, uncaring nerd would choose this moment to interrogate the fascinating knot of tangled dream logic’ *hi! I’m Adam Conover!*

@ironick729

3 жыл бұрын

*And this is Adam Ruins Everything!* Ngl that is perfect though!

@ayobamiajayi1106

3 жыл бұрын

OMG this is perfect

@deviantartguy0

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kristibrown1159

2 жыл бұрын

* whistle noises *

@anthonynorman7545

2 жыл бұрын

You. Made. My. Night!

"I don't know that I believe in anything supernatural but I believe that ( you know) every day you wake up and you have a chance to be kind. (uhhh) in a way, the actions we take in life live on long after us and I guess I get strength thinking that the things I do maybe leave the world a brighter kinder place then it was when I found it" ~ Brennan 2018

@alvinbautista1872

5 жыл бұрын

*whistles* Crazy

@benvoliothefirst

5 жыл бұрын

No, YOU'RE CRYING

@l1nh607

4 жыл бұрын

ISAACTheBro crazyy. I read this at the exact time of the video

@KuZiMeiChuan

4 жыл бұрын

than

@drorfrid

4 жыл бұрын

my new bio.

“Naturally, continue” is the most sarcastic phrase ever. I lost it when he said that

@ViolosD2I

6 жыл бұрын

Problem is that doing that too often will eventually result in such beliefs affecting the laws of your country.

@shazzadhossain346

6 жыл бұрын

subs & like give

@Faramik2000

6 жыл бұрын

My favourite line of Brennan is that deadpan "swing and a miss"

When she said "That's Insane" and Brennan seized onto that lifeline for all it was worth. Lol. "Give firstborn to Ahura Mazda, the God of Light." Wow, that Zoroastrianism shoutout!

@imashadow699

3 жыл бұрын

Soo... I'm Curious How The God Take That "FirstBorn"? Did The Parents Can Actually See The God,, or The Baby Will Suddenly Disappeared 😅?

@CoRLex-jh5vx

2 жыл бұрын

@@imashadow699 I'm guessing it's a 'leave the baby on the cliffside/in the woods' kind of situation and then assume the birds/probably foxes that eat the kid are just god taking it to heaven

@imashadow699

2 жыл бұрын

@@CoRLex-jh5vx That's..... Cruel 😅 Why He Can Be A "God", If He's Not Even Loved nor Have Compassionate To His Servant? 😅😅😅

@myboy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@imashadow699 are you an alien

@imashadow699

2 жыл бұрын

@@myboy_ Probably

“I could see how the thought of that would make one sad” Well played, Brennen. Well played.

this channel almost died and went to youtube heaven, but brennan and raika saved it

@jessewilliams8724

6 жыл бұрын

honestly I agree and honestly I agree and it's spelt Reika

@juanmiguelpatungan5231

6 жыл бұрын

amazing

@regent4843

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly I agree, honestly I agree

@kpzhao

5 жыл бұрын

With their God wish

@oscaralonso4699

5 жыл бұрын

Yash Permalla Don’t forget Katie. She was the one that held the channel in place until the new cast arrived

“The ghost in my house died” That means he goes to double heaven which is okey except for the fact that it’s right next to car heaven which can get loud

@WarriorPaxo

6 жыл бұрын

or is it double limbo?

@notthepsychicyourelookingf2369

6 жыл бұрын

i'm sure her house is actually purgatory, so yeah there's that indisputable fact!

@TimothyPossible

6 жыл бұрын

I thought they went to ghost heaven

"Because if I use any more of my 'The secret power' I have to give my first born to Ahura Mazda the god of light, and I just don't think I'm ready to start a family, you know?" Brennan, dead eyed "I do know."

@ingecrots1226

2 жыл бұрын

This was my favourite part 🤣

@TenzinBeifongIII

2 жыл бұрын

That zoroastrianism reference though, only Brennan

Brennan has waay more self-control than I would have had in that situation

@leolee8445

4 жыл бұрын

Um actually..

@IronLegionnaire1

4 жыл бұрын

My brain would've been on fire, I would have had to either get up and walk away or be a pedantic asshole Don't know which would be worse honestly

@livewithintention1625

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but that doesn’t make you smart or clever, just insensitive and a little bit stupid

@starRushi

3 жыл бұрын

@@livewithintention1625 Of course not, but admitting your faults is the first step to improvement (and also seeing that other people agree with you helps make you feel better, too)

@livewithintention1625

3 жыл бұрын

Rushika Prasad You’re absolutely right. I just felt that OP was bragging about being insensitive, but maybe I was wrong

This guy is on fire, seriously.

@Engineer_Heathen

6 жыл бұрын

Alef Gabryel Brennan has been pumping out quality content since he started at college humor. Dude is killing it.

@kevinvu5432

6 жыл бұрын

Been living this guy too

@ethownzbh

6 жыл бұрын

Enough with the ginger jokes.

@dustyalbones-reendust4385

6 жыл бұрын

EVERYEONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU DIED BY FIRE YOU GO TO FIRE HEAVEN

@msjkramey

6 жыл бұрын

They have really good chemistry together on top of it

Auger? Someone who divines the future from the flight patterns of birds. Naturally continue. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

@cane9965

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was made up... But it's an actual word. Apparently, it's a drilling device or a drill bit with rotating helical screw blades. Huh...

@karurokun1394

4 жыл бұрын

Hans Hailana Ever heard of the Auger of Dunlain?

@cane9965

4 жыл бұрын

@@karurokun1394 Ah, apparently it is real. Huh... Neat.

@krneel128

4 жыл бұрын

@@cane9965 dude. they're talking about an augur. you're talking about an auger.

@Lolz172

4 жыл бұрын

@@krneel128 Upped this because a whole misunderstanding has been inadvertently born.

"An Augur, someone who defines the future using the flight patterns of birds." "Naturally, continue."

Brennan's monologue at the end was absolute perfection. I know this is a comedy channel and all, but I legitimately almost teared up hearing it. I know he won't see this or anything, but Brennan is absolutely incredible and CollegeHumor could not ask for a better cast member.

"Naturally, continue" lol

@gavinstephenson1083

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Thorne the second I read that it came up

"The ghost in my house died" 😂

@ZeeLegend

6 жыл бұрын

ya. the ghost in my house died also.

@leahh.3036

5 жыл бұрын

Lol read this just as she said it.

@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

5 жыл бұрын

So...can dead ghosts only haunt other ghosts?

@thereisnosanctuary6184

4 жыл бұрын

leah H. Me too, a year later

@JetInAJar

4 жыл бұрын

I just realized that statement

This is Brennan's ultimate lore dream wrapped in his biggest nightmare of being unkind. Perfection.

" crystal magic can't kill living things" Thanos: hold my beer, I'm about to prove her wrong

@gwamhurt

2 жыл бұрын

Those are gems not crystals. 👀

@michaelrodger

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwamhurt hey friend, gemstones are crystals

@zakunick1

Жыл бұрын

The beer is half empty.

@Tagtot

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelrodger So. I know it's been 5 months since you made this reply. However. Crystal refers specifically to the fractal structures that certain substances take the form of. A gemstone is a precious or semi-precious stone, usually already cut or polished in the form of jewlery. Crystals are natural (although you can make crystals by subjecting some rocks to the right conditions) and each type of stone has a different natural crystal shape, for example flourite-based stones tend to have cubic crystals though more complicated shapes do appear. A lot of gemstones can form crystals, and some crystals can be polished and turned into gemstones, however they are two different things :D (I hope the tone of this comment doesn't come across as too aggressive, I just wanted to inform you because rocks are cool)

@michaelrodger

Жыл бұрын

@@Tagtot not aggressive at all thanks for he clarification. All I meant in saying that is they are cut and polished from structures like crystals as in that is the core substance of the mineral

Brennan has the best "WTF am I hearing" face

@ariehill5631

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Qu I was hoping at one of the latter moments his nose would start dripping blood. I feel like that's something (if I'm not mistaken) that was sort of a gunning gag with his CEO skits (or maybe just one) but it would've been fucking hilarious

it’s like 4 in the morning but i broke out into hysterics at “CAR HEAVEN”

@MrTobi48

6 жыл бұрын

Awsmstevie i just can’t escape danganronpa, no matter what video I watch

@momatyhvlogs

6 жыл бұрын

Awsmstevie what’s ur channel about?

@awsmstevie

6 жыл бұрын

Momatyh Vlogs garbage

@Fruitabat

6 жыл бұрын

Tobi387 something something despair

@angelp5291

6 жыл бұрын

Awsmstevie I-i found the danganronpa meme maker here in a college humour video *if you couldn't tell I'm subbed to you*

Spiritual but not religious 2: The Reikaning

"naturally continue" is forever a line I will use on everyone from this day onward

Brennan is an amazing addition to the cast, I love him in sketches- he is hilarious when he loses his shit over their stupidity!

I heard Katie is particularly knowledgeable about "crystal magic"

@Trash-bd1cb

6 жыл бұрын

Veridian more like crystal methgic

@bmba

6 жыл бұрын

potato you ruined it

@tabainsiddiquee7611

6 жыл бұрын

Veridian Maybe she is the medium...

@DivineXPotato

6 жыл бұрын

she uses pixie dust with her crystal magic

@RebornLegacy

6 жыл бұрын

You mean powder magic.

Brennan is so good as weaving interesting philosophy into comedy skits.

@braindavidgilbert3147

Жыл бұрын

He is a philosophy major

@ImSquiggs

6 ай бұрын

I guess I watch this video every four years. Who knew?

“Swing and a miss” Best line from the whole sketch. Definitely saving that for future use

"You could make a religion out of that."

@malachiyates8079

6 жыл бұрын

bill wurtz

@SaratChandran

6 жыл бұрын

Please don't.

@garrettwarren3523

6 жыл бұрын

This is my new religion

@bobblehead_tim3025

6 жыл бұрын

Omg it says 2 comments in the section but when I checked the replies out, it said 3 comments...

@ebunoluwataiwo9975

6 жыл бұрын

no don't

I understand everything except the fact that A GHOST SOMEHOW DIED!!!

@joeltatum1248

6 жыл бұрын

Wait. You understand everything but the ghost dying you had issues with???? Wow I'm not drunk enough.

@KaberEsplin1

6 жыл бұрын

EN7171 ghost busters

@LeonardGreenpaw

6 жыл бұрын

Its corpse was salted and burned, DUH

@ajbennett6623

6 жыл бұрын

Lol also had a problem with that. Everything else was pure logic

@ofAwxen

6 жыл бұрын

It becomes a double ghost

"the ghost in my house died so i can at least get some sleep"

0:38 pause here. there's so many conflicting emotions on Brennan's face. He's so fantastic

God needs to stop with all this segregation! Why can't dogs, car accident victims and humans live together in heaven?

@wakeeqq

6 жыл бұрын

SylenDraws I'm pretty sure they go to the same Heaven.

@cleanwater3378

6 жыл бұрын

SylenDraws I'm pretty sure they die and never meet again because, you know, they are dead.

@sylendraws1249

6 жыл бұрын

Guys I'm refrecing the video not my actual beliefs

@wakeeqq

6 жыл бұрын

Clean Water Everyone has their own beliefs. We can't disprove or prove them..

@cleanwater3378

6 жыл бұрын

AgentKE Yeah, we'll see when we die.

I like Brennan.

@garlicwitch6977

5 жыл бұрын

You and 555 other people. ^~^

@dejesusrussell

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, you're Led's brother. Welcome

@namelessotaku6109

4 жыл бұрын

Brennans an absoulute mad lad

@BOY-rm6nk

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@tamarlambert6121

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

2:09 "Everyone Knows When you Die in the Road you Go too Car Heaven" *Car Heaven* "NANI?!?!"

@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836

4 жыл бұрын

Reincarnated into another automobilion world

"Naturally, continue." Is honestly the only follow up to this kind of conversation.

this is so sad, alexa play car heaven

@bubblebozo

6 жыл бұрын

Awsmstevie do you go to danganronpa heaven?

@dustyalbones-reendust4385

6 жыл бұрын

this is so sad... CAN WE HIT WAMEN

@imoutofwater

6 жыл бұрын

-car heaven- despacito

@awsmstevie

6 жыл бұрын

Point2255 no such thing as a heaven for anime fans.

@Menoly

6 жыл бұрын

The saddest part is that they aren't atheists.

I wish I could bullshit through my way through conversations like Brennan

@kairuw6477

6 жыл бұрын

Bandit Raccoon to be fair it is a script

@sethhojohn6050

6 жыл бұрын

Your grammar is on point.

@Efflorescentey

2 жыл бұрын

He’s so wholesome on and off the script. I love watching his improv

The stress that Brennan is under during this conversation is beautiful because it conveys how it feels to talk to “~spiritual~” people 😂

This is exactly what being a therapist is like. I have never seen a better representation.

That speech in the end was actually really moving.

@misterfox7210

5 жыл бұрын

It was truly

@stephencatchdudeknight4623

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy 🤣

I swear brennan doesnt own another shirt

Oh god, Brennan is me in every conversation with my mom.

Aww, Brennan's little bit at the end was so nice. TwT Love all the new cast members in the recent years. ❤

@adamemac

6 жыл бұрын

School Desk Ink. Hey, Ink. What does TwT mean?

@doll3734

6 жыл бұрын

adam mac it's supposed to be a face

@adamemac

6 жыл бұрын

• Ivy • Ohhh ok cool. I've never seen that one before.

@deadmaniac0472

6 жыл бұрын

School Desk Ink. Zac will be missed.

@retrogamer1963

6 жыл бұрын

dead maniac04 Did Zac quit?

I'm gonna use my God wish to give everyone whiskey stones for Christmas

@HyenaFox

6 жыл бұрын

...That's a nice reference

@althea6748

6 жыл бұрын

Veridian whiskey stones! Where's Pat

@katitax508

6 жыл бұрын

what a good throwback

@alainart

6 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh, whiskey stones! Just what I wanted...

@imoutofwater

6 жыл бұрын

*only 90's kids will remember*

The dolly zoom at 0:52 is what got me lmao

@raphaelhemery152

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad someone else noticed it! It's incredible!

I have a coworker that is literally identical to this, minus the sadness. Like, to give you an idea of just how crazy some of the stuff he believes is, he thinks that you can control your future by focusing, because concentrating your consciousness alters the future through, and I quote, "quantum harmonization." He refuses to eat any plant that isn't green, because apparently non-green plants are "weird" (no further explanations were given). He's perfectly fine eating the byproducts of these plants, such as corn-based products or peanut butter, but plain corn or peanuts is a no-go for him. As for religious beliefs, he doesn't believe in any religion, yet according to him he's not an atheist, but rather a "realist," which is different than an atheist because "he refuses to acknowledge religions as a real thing." He's also convinced that the post office snuck in a ton of fake ballots to "steal" the 2020 election in our state, despite the fact that we both work at the post office, specifically at the site that processes all letter mail for our state (including ballots). Like, we are literally the only point in the entire ballot process where all the ballots go through, we would be the only possible site that such a conspiracy could take place, and he literally watched the ballots come in and go out.

2:39 "Naturally, continue" Me. Every. Time.

@kozhikkaalan

4 жыл бұрын

Me, every time, since 2016 😂

@ruby8065

3 жыл бұрын

699 likes. Nice

Dog Heaven is the new show that Brennan has to green light for ABC.

@Nildread

6 жыл бұрын

Waver 72 that's just that wired all dogs go to heaven cartoon though. We don't need a reboot

“The ghost in my house died” A line so simple yet beautiful

The realest part of this whole thing is how stressed people get when they believe in all the outward things to help their situation when it isn't much easier to see it practically for what it is, but it's healthier

this woman is crazy, you can't directly kill a living thing with crystal magic, but you can transport it to the sun if you do it on the summer solstis where the magic sun dragon will cart them off.

@MsSelfloather

6 жыл бұрын

um actually its the summer solstice

@Nildread

6 жыл бұрын

If I throw enough crystals at things, death might occur

@dirgewordsmithe

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Disappointment that's actually true, that's how I got killed that one time.

@ViolosD2I

6 жыл бұрын

Except if it believed in the dead galilean's magic cloud land, then the living ghost that he partially is will carry it there.

@Nildread

6 жыл бұрын

Dirge Wordsmithe they should have used non existent alien emeralds. I hear they're strong.

"Swing and a miss" holy shIt, this might be my favourite skit in awhile

The most unrealistic thing is that Brennan doesn't know what an Augur is.

All of the humor involving brennan is completely revolved around him being a good person

Brennan always looks like a Lego figurine

@kelzbelz313

6 жыл бұрын

He’s so perfectly rectangular

@stephenking5852

6 жыл бұрын

You mean minifigure

@bshowalt14

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@kendyrudy6715

6 жыл бұрын

He looks like one of my teachers

@indiranarayan9576

6 жыл бұрын

renato2354 Who's brennan

That's my secret Captain. I'm always sad.

@ObaREX

6 жыл бұрын

I relate to that more than I should.

@thatonegooze

6 жыл бұрын

yongyea?

@Pmmaster98

5 жыл бұрын

"You cannot possibly fathom what I've been through, what thousands of years of grief has done to me!" ... "What!?" ... "I've... felt... worse..."

@pranavchopra_0075

5 жыл бұрын

Omgwow

@mahirbaksh8712

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

1:05 The thing about all the souls returning to earth on Halloween is just the premise behind the Mexican Day Of The Dead, which is celebrated by millions of people. That is not an uncommon belief.

0:29 Actually, I subscribe to the idea of dog-heaven being set in human-heaven; Their reward is life with their best friend ever.

“Swing and a MISS!” This guys possibly the best on ch right now

Ok but Brennan's speech thing at the end is 100% right

@MusketWalrus

6 жыл бұрын

Firehoof Why is it right? Every human life is extremely short if you put it in perspective with the age of something like the universe. Consider how quickly most people and their lives are completely forgotten and you soon realise the idea that you can "live on" through memories or actions is just non-theistic wish-fulfilment. Now it seems likely our sun will stop burning and then the universe will collapse in on itself in a Big Crunch, ending itself forever; if that is true, it'll be like the entire universe and everything within it never happened. He is just assuming that kindness and making the world "better" (that oh-so-subjective word) and actions that "live on after you" are meaningful when he has no reason to think so. He believes that just as unquestioningly as she believes in the existence of an afterlife yet only one of those unquestioned beliefs are portrayed negatively. TL:DR If you want to criticise people who unquestioningly believe things that's fine, but apply it to everyone equally.

@tauriietauriie6009

6 жыл бұрын

MusketWalrus let's just be sceptical about every single thing on the earth...Due to this statement I'll tell you that his speech makes a lot of "subjective sense". Which means that being kind must be the thing that fulfills him, makes him FEEL valuable. So from this not so objective perspective his speech makes sense, and hers doesn't. Because, he's honest about what makes him go through life, even if it wouldn't satisfy everyone and it's not ACTUALLY meaningful. On the other hand SHE is driven by something that is clearly untrue... since... in oppose to kindness and sharing it through few generations, you cannot entirely prove the existence of car heaven. TL;DR What I'm saying is - he's right... he speaks for what makes him happy. He doesn't need to consider greater meaning to state his subjective way of dealing with life. And she's actually wrong since she just believes car heaven to be real.

@MusketWalrus

6 жыл бұрын

_"Which means that being kind must be the thing that fulfills him, makes him FEEL valuable. So from this not so objective perspective _*_his speech makes sense, and hers doesn't."_* I think you've just contradicted yourself. If their beliefs are *objective* then one can be wrong and the other can be right. But if their beliefs are *subjective* then neither are wrong nor right, they are merely opinions. You seem to say they are both objective and subjective at once, which is impossible. If the beliefs are based on "subjective sense" as you put it, then he cannot be more correct than her any more than he could be if they preferred different flavours of ice-cream. You could just as easily switch what you say round: Believing in the supernatural and the afterlife is what fulfills HER and makes HER feel valuable. SHE is honest about what gets her through life, even if it doesn't satisfy everyone. On the contrary, HE is driven by something unprovable - you can't entirely prove the inherent worth of kindness or actions that echo down generations. If you truly think these beliefs are subjective then you should be fine with what I just said; after all, it's just a mirror of what you yourself wrote. If not, then its clear these people's beliefs are objective, and thus how a person's beliefs make them FEEL is irrelevant. What is important is whether they are TRUE or not. And in terms of making huge unprovable assumptions, both are equally guilty.

@tauriietauriie6009

6 жыл бұрын

You're right I used the wrong way to describe it, I was referencing this quote : ''Why is it right? Every human life is extremely short if you put it in perspective with the age of something like the universe. Consider how quickly most people and their lives are completely forgotten and you soon realise the idea that you can "live on" through memories or actions is just non-theistic wish-fulfilment. Now it seems likely our sun will stop burning and then the universe will collapse in on itself in a Big Crunch, ending itself forever; if that is true, it'll be like the entire universe and everything within it never happened.'' I ment that his actions are towards an achievable goal, he doesn't consider the fact that our lifes are generally unimportant, and in his statement he doesn't have to do it for it to make sense. Why? Because he does this things to just help people, to leave something behind, he doesn't say that he want's to make a big difference, he doesn't say that it's the thing that makes everything meaningful, he just takes satisfaction in a short term goal. And that's right, when you listen to someone like this sad person, IT WON'T fix their lifes, but it will in fact relieve them from stress. It's... a way to leave something behind, leave a little smile on this small, unimportant person, leave some little subconsious thought on their mind that some people care to listen to them, it's a short term goal, that will change small things in some people's lifes... and therefore make world a better place... I mean.. a little bit better.... AND that's the thing he CAN achieve, and most likely does. So going by this way of thinking his idea is realistic, just... really short term, and not important on a greater scale. Meanwhile it's... pretty impossible to get a god's wish to get your brother out of car heaven, it's just not grounded (but boy do I wish that it was real) SO they are making assumptions, just one of them has a HUGE CHANCE to actually be right... on a VERY VERY VERY SMALL scale. :') (Btw I don't have his way of thinking and honestly I also grabbed my head when I heard that because I didn't think that it's by any means ''deep''. I just like to play a retarded devil's advocate, thank you for playing along, I love it when people think to prove a point)

@bshowalt14

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you

"thankfully the ghost in my house died" Pardon me, what

Could her brother not use his god wish to save the dog? And could Crystal Magic not bolster your immune system and provide clarity for it to see past the deceptive hormone defenses of the tumor?

@jesusthroughmary

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't get a god wish because he was relegated to car heaven, you only get a god wish if you get into real heaven

@dottyContrarian

Жыл бұрын

her brother died before all this so he didn't know.

"Only a pedantic uncaring a nerd would choose this moment to..." Way to be self aware man haha

@IceMetalPunk

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely an "I need to say this out loud to remind myself otherwise I'm going to explode into a shower of uncaring pedantry" moment.

This guy is a gem!

@watcher314159

2 жыл бұрын

... and therefore his magic, sadly, cannot cure cancer.

Ahura Mazda! That's Zoroastrianism! A religion has been identified.

"Car heaven." (Heavy breathing)

"The ghost in my house died."

@Rathkryn

6 жыл бұрын

When's the funeral? Seems pretty selfish to not have a memorial.

@spartanqs117

6 жыл бұрын

Lucas Akame, I appreciate your concern in this time of sorrow. The service will be a private affair of close friends and family. I very much apologize for not inviting you but Rikke has made it very clear to make it a closed event. Again, thank you for your concern in this time of need.

@im_aleey

6 жыл бұрын

And did it go to ghost heaven?

@ikerants745

6 жыл бұрын

I_M Ali no that’s silly. Everyone knows when a ghost dies it’s reincarnated a dog using Crystal magic.

car heaven is clearly a thing what are you talking about

@aydensauvageau9393

6 жыл бұрын

Gee’s Dimple nice pic

@hellstrays7134

6 жыл бұрын

Ayden Sauvageau thx

Auger? Someone who divines future from flight patterns of birds Naturally, continue.... I laughed so hard at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:56 Brennan completely forgot that her father is dying.

Only Brennan could come up with these Zac-level sketches.

@DrRiq

6 жыл бұрын

JAXmudge Brennan is Irish Zac

*naturally* , continue.

This is a great example of how to make two people talking work as a sketch. You always hear "show, don't tell" and I think in most cases that's true. But what makes this work is that there's actually an emotional story between the two characters that is interesting and that's why it's a good sketch.

Brennan's voice in this is low key calming to me.

As a Catholic who just lost a beloved family member, this video both made me laugh but also provided comfort. Thank you, CH

@shazzadhossain346

6 жыл бұрын

subs & like

@stephenking5852

5 жыл бұрын

I’m catholic too🙂

@alexmatthews2332

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly I dont think there are many of us on here Im pretty sure of that, prayers for you and your family.

@GayBastich

5 жыл бұрын

Are they in human or car heaven

@aeriswf

5 жыл бұрын

@@GayBastich They might have used their God Wish to turn them into a dog, thus sending them to dog heaven,

Brennan believes in D&D

@star-ln6hg

6 жыл бұрын

100% Not A Fish Aubry Hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet he can't swim he can't dance and he doesn't know karate hehe don't get it sorry I'm so emo

@N3rdZon3

6 жыл бұрын

Well, I am not Ok with this reference ;)

@jakoda2514

6 жыл бұрын

100% Not A Fish I think you're a fish

@NotAFish

6 жыл бұрын

Ouch

Brennan: Every day you wake up and choose to be kind. Me, having suppressed my giant crush on him for the whole video until now: OKAY that's it. This man is PERFECTION and no one can tell me otherwise.

I swear Brennan was the *best* thing to happen to CollegeHumor.

I love Brennen so much he is gonna save this channel

@shirshanyaroy287

6 жыл бұрын

Until he inevitably leaves one day like Zac

@tristl8203

6 жыл бұрын

Shirshanya Roy so true though

@Psychol-Snooper

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Throw the rest of cast under the bus. This channel has been growing for over 10 years. The only thing Brennen could save the channel from is growth.

@bornawesome66

6 жыл бұрын

How so? The average view count on videos has overall declined since the earlier days

@itchyskin7396

6 жыл бұрын

jake and amir was most of chs views

I couldn't stop laughing when she was being sad 😂 only college humor

@fhm21

6 жыл бұрын

Harshil Patel God you are handsome

@Seaicecatz

6 жыл бұрын

Cute!

@TathD

6 жыл бұрын

And here you are again.

@soundarja

6 жыл бұрын

Where aren't you?? haha

it was the blink at 3:12 that killed me

"Swing and a miss!"

I think this is the funniest college humour sketch so far 😂 The acting, that one vertigo effect, literally everything is hilarious

Why does Brennan look the most sane person on today's college humour lmao

@Adrischa

6 жыл бұрын

You just haven't seen him in so many crazy scetches. I once thougt grant is Normal. It toom to Videos to change my viev

@MapleBull95

6 жыл бұрын

He's playing the straight man

@jordanparker882

6 жыл бұрын

Animations N' Stuff Hahah so true.

4:05 ya what makes it darker? Sometimes it is easier to believe in all that other stuff, then to believe that you can make a difference in the world.

I saw that punchline coming. But it was still beautiful.

So glad Brennan is a part of CH now. He’s fitting in great!