Wait 'til the end...👀😂🐓

@jacobstarr9010

4 жыл бұрын

Yes?

@beestmode5878

4 жыл бұрын

Phil swift is epic

@spade6673

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@webber-gaming

4 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't?

@lcs684

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I will.

Phil Swift really using the Mafia Boss lighting here.

@BoomStickBoo14

4 жыл бұрын

The Flex-father

@nonstop8220

4 жыл бұрын

why is this the only comment showing? is the Phil mafia coming for me?

@joshuakorynta3385

4 жыл бұрын

@@nonstop8220 Nah, he has a DIO pfp. His son thinks drugs are bad.

@kubokubo6347

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakorynta3385 hey! Dont accuse uncle like that

@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton

4 жыл бұрын

Xerloca But what if Hat Kid gets Flex Tape...?

“the memes.” phil stares into the distance in a traumatic flashback “the endless memes”

@joaovc2002

4 жыл бұрын

Flex tape....can't fix that..

@glenn100

4 жыл бұрын

LastLoneWolf FTW but flex paste can

@Eveablewastaken

4 жыл бұрын

He was having a fuckin' mental breakdown

@kaptinkanoodle5039

4 жыл бұрын

For a moment, he looked like a serial killer in the dark room

@crispynugget2351

4 жыл бұрын

Vietnam flashbacks intensify

The reason that I like this company is because they: -Became a meme -Awknowledged their meme status -And then did absolutely nothing to remove said meme status. That is called effective marketing.

@intellectualhybrid2

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's practically saving them marketing. Typically these telemarketing channels stay as is. But the internet is shouting their name voluntarily. I better pop by and collect my pay check

@saechiru6750

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Reggie

@Benton-m6dzqa

4 жыл бұрын

and they're products actually work

@jamest1322

4 жыл бұрын

elon also did the same thing

@robert.dexter

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah just like yosua putra in Indonesia

Phil in the dark: "All the crazy memes!" Everyone: "Put the gun down Phil they are just memes!"

@absolutecarnage777

4 жыл бұрын

Go home to your wife, we can fix this!

@jmomo_

4 жыл бұрын

Put down the chainsaw!!! Chop guys hand off. Now that's a lot of damage!

@bigyoshi9656

3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutecarnage777 with flex tape

*smells air* Do you smell that, everyone? That is the smell of upcoming memes.

@cyclops8238

4 жыл бұрын

And bird poop.

@cyclops8238

4 жыл бұрын

@Jarbledumbles well I'm certainly smiling something when I'm around bird poop.

@Timurisoverhere

4 жыл бұрын

That smelly smell...

@2head32

4 жыл бұрын

Dio supports the flex seal cause

@squiggleeey8958

4 жыл бұрын

*MEMEAGEDDON*

“All the endless crazy memes” - flex tape can’t fix that

@markoz673bajen8

4 жыл бұрын

FlyingDank

@fartyperson

4 жыл бұрын

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

@n0seless_793

4 жыл бұрын

@@fartyperson that sure is right

@Meemitalo_

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic.

@KusabeKuruyashiki

4 жыл бұрын

Neither my Crazy Diamond can...

all the endless crazy memes... you can see his meme PTSD kick in when he sajd that

@FoxXavy

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lcs684

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@guslevogus6098

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rudyolfschiermeister8167

4 жыл бұрын

What if he made the first meme so people would meme even more

@SusWorkYT

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Me: reads "hey I'm talking to you comments" Phil at the same time: hey I'm talking to you

@cryomancer20

4 жыл бұрын

Bro wtf he said it right when I looked at this comment

@luc4slife

4 жыл бұрын

@@cryomancer20 same wtf

@Volt-sn6gw

4 жыл бұрын

RFD Airsoft SAME

@SykanaOB

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me OMFG

@Whisk3yKnight

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf man how tf did you do that😂👏🏻👏🏻

This company handled being a meme in the best way possible.

@yuurichito1439

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂😂😂

@LucefieD

4 жыл бұрын

Whoever decided to capitalize on that is a genius. They must have made a stupid amount of money. Also I hope phil is getting paid.

@jacobstarr9010

4 жыл бұрын

They should embrace it. I swear they make these commercials as memeable as possible.

@LucefieD

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobstarr9010 they absolutely do it on purpose now the first commercial? Ehhhhh I dunno. Not sure if that was intentionally memeable

@jacobstarr9010

4 жыл бұрын

@@LucefieD when Phil says "it penetrates deep into hard to reach areas" do you really think that they didn't think twice about that?

Phil Swift: *_All the endless, crazy memes._* The Media: _cool, but here is more!_

@fork5

4 жыл бұрын

again, all the endless memes!

@Drak420

4 жыл бұрын

Yangzithewhat YT yes more menes

@ratjuiceman1652

4 жыл бұрын

I just woke up a day after I commented this and got 1.1k likes.. i-..

@scythe2534

4 жыл бұрын

I read this right as Phil said it

What we all want this guy to say: "I did it for the memes."

I actually looked away and then he said "Hey im talking to you" Im terrified

@mislavgrosinic5584

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Caffeine_K9

4 жыл бұрын

@@mislavgrosinic5584 coincidence? *i think not*

@Jeriun

4 жыл бұрын

That happened

@marcoantoniotorres4924

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Same I was terrified.

@ScorpV1

4 жыл бұрын

Same

"Hey, I'm talking to you. Are you even listening to me?" *me aggressively scrolling through the comments already* "maybe"

@adrianpaul1985

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ytuser3982

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ackrat704

4 жыл бұрын

I tried to see if there were captions right when he said that

@MrSkull-zx8ob

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "perhaps"

@MrSkull-zx8ob

4 жыл бұрын

Or "good question"

This man is a method actor. The way he was shaking his hands at 0:22 😂

@cyathoris7530

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he was acting lmao. Just getting some serious ptsd

Papa John: The day of reckoning will come Phil: You need to watch this. This is the end times! THE END TIIIIMES!

"I'm gonna give you a product you can't refuse .-Phil Swift, The Flex Father.

@MilesWg

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, When the chicken came on I was like, "wait. Huh what, I think Phil has gone crazy."

@generalrubbish9513

4 жыл бұрын

@@MilesWg Send help, Phil has lost it again, this time he came in early with a Tommy gun and now he's acting like some sort of mafia boss, we really need to restrict his access to Flex Glue and get him to rehab ASAP

@eloisanzara237

4 жыл бұрын

Yo I’m the thousandth like

@MilesWg

4 жыл бұрын

@@generalrubbish9513 I'll get the glue, you get the flex paste, we'll paste his gun, and glue his feet to the ground

@alexanderbarilleaux6268

4 жыл бұрын

@@generalrubbish9513 The martians have gotten worse for him.

Thanos: I will tear your world in half Phill swift: nothing I can’t fix

@physical_insanity

4 жыл бұрын

Legit, I would watch a showdown like this. Hell, I'd even pay for it.

@debombibandebumbo6986

4 жыл бұрын

With the new FLEXTAPE AIRPLANE SPRAYER

@mr.sandman4498

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being pregnant and all of a sudden you start farting dust

**video starts** Me: “Ph-Phil?”

Phil swift: Expresses concern about internet's obsession with him. The internet: *the* *ride* *never* *ends*

Phil Swift: All the ENDLESS, CRAZY memes. Everyone: This would make a good meme.

@bobitobob3453

4 жыл бұрын

Flyingkitty **laughfter intensifies**

@plb3977

4 жыл бұрын

@Christian Hansen Did I ask?

I’m calling it... ...an epic reveal for FLEX SEAL: THE MOVIE!

@Hyp3rrDX

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson Sonner honestly hope so

@somefrickinbrick9575

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hyp3rrDX Starring JonTron!

@ginafoxcat3603

4 жыл бұрын

@@somefrickinbrick9575 and *JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI with flex tape*

@somefrickinbrick9575

4 жыл бұрын

@@ginafoxcat3603 and the bucket being a bucket

@vividcolorandrichaudio6134

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Yes

No one: Absolutely no one: Phil Swift: speaks in dark room Me in my head: *did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagus the wise*

@blu3620

4 жыл бұрын

Hey I saw you in one of lego star wars games vids

1:03 *Don’t Poop in the confrence room anymore, that’s a cockadoodle-DONT* *Chicken: takes huge poop*

@Veniaofficial1911

3 жыл бұрын

1:10 Phil: *BRUH*

@mylifebelit

3 жыл бұрын

K

Me: not really LISTENING when i clicked it Phil: says meme Me: YES IM LISTENING NOW

@chipsandfishes28

4 жыл бұрын

HEY! iM TalKInG To YOu!

Phill swift is just like:”the day of reckoning shall come.”

@lightsoutlightle611

4 жыл бұрын

The day of flexoning will come I've sawed 40 boats in the last 30 days

Phil: "The interviews, pictures, autographs... and the *_memes_* " *_mental breakdown memes_*

@bucket440

4 жыл бұрын

Why'd you put an apostrofe there?

@bigfatcarp93

4 жыл бұрын

Meme is what?

@PomadaGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@uzairoruz1669

3 жыл бұрын

@0:16, @0:20 & @0:22

@setsunahakanai

3 жыл бұрын

@@bucket440 English class is fucking me up

1:03 What my boss tells me everyday

"That's a cockadoodle-don't" is the best thing I've heard all day.

0:36 I think he noticed that comment I posted on the proper YT Rewind...

@greenninjaihyt5461

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@disappointedcucumber

4 жыл бұрын

"You're kidding me right! 😡" -Philip Swifteranium

@joshuakorynta3385

4 жыл бұрын

@@disappointedcucumber Yep. That comment.

@AlexVenthem

4 жыл бұрын

What comment was that?

@joshuakorynta3385

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexVenthem kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ6XmcZqqbaaiZM.html It is the 2nd most liked comment with a heart on it and 3K likes.

"Don't poop in the conference room" Well, nothing a flex tape couldn't fix

@dylndaviln3091

4 жыл бұрын

Just get a tube of flex shot aaaaand boom! Problem solved! For 30 years that is

"I'll give you a FlexTape you can't refuse."

*Phil Swift is actually having a Mental Breakdown...*

@deeznuts-rp2ms

4 жыл бұрын

metal breakdown? sounds cool as hell

@Xa_WEh

4 жыл бұрын

To show you the power of Flex Tape... I had a mental breakdown!

@fulcrum2951

4 жыл бұрын

Metal

@Sword_Man_YT

4 жыл бұрын

fulcrum 29 I serious dislike auto correct lol

@purplepleue5377

4 жыл бұрын

Plus flying kitty

Phil Swift looks like he’s an uncle that whoops butts when he’s does not get his beer.

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy phil!!💦💦🥵🥵🥵❤🤩🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦😍😍

@zetsubo2659

4 жыл бұрын

AppleToaster oh god I’m dead

Phil: "All the endless memes" Me: Immediately thinks, "I sawed this boat half!"

This really made me tear up emotionally. It’s beautiful!

this event is bigger than endgame. And we agree with that #FLEXWORLDPREMIERE

@killislove2442

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@alexanderantonov314

4 жыл бұрын

definite yes

@lunarlettuce7242

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@MetaReplication

4 жыл бұрын

I hate your name btw

@alexanderantonov314

4 жыл бұрын

@@MetaReplication wot

Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Phil Swift just said “this is going to be huge.”

@reject_degeneracy9221

4 жыл бұрын

Endless crazy memes XD

@pugaleto9578

4 жыл бұрын

@@reject_degeneracy9221 are you talking to yourself, going insane, or did they delete their comment

@GoGoTomoko

4 жыл бұрын

@@pugaleto9578 insanity

@dannysanghera4332

4 жыл бұрын

Her: that’s is? Me:

@Mario2980

4 жыл бұрын

Yuge

Well glad you're still strong and healthy Phil!! 😄

It’s ok Phil we’ll love you for the stuff you do

"Hey, i'm talking to you, are you even listening to me?" Phil that's nonsense, were always listening.

@arivelo

4 жыл бұрын

always

@johnny9066

4 жыл бұрын

You the real Sal? From Impractical Jokers?

@abameow

4 жыл бұрын

sal?!!1

@jaems123

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnny9066 Lol Of Course Not

@salvulcano1136

4 жыл бұрын

@@abameow yes?

Before he said “I’m talking to you, are you even listening to me”, I got distracted and zoned out and that kinda scared me.

Not gonna lie the first half of the video was really soothing. Thanks Philionius, god of the tape. Flex on.

Phil: The memes you will get! Me: Wait did I hear that right memes about me? Me: *Sees he is talking to a chicken* 😥

He looks like he’s going to tell me the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise

@fede98k54

4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Phil the Swift? I thought not. It's not a story a tape commercial would tell you. It's a meme legend. Darth Phil was a Dank Lord of the Ads, so powerful and so wise he could use the memes to influence the viewers to buy his products… He had such a knowledge of the dank side, he could even make a lot of damage and fix it with flex seal. The dank side of the internet is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unprofitable. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was becoming known only for his memes, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his viewers everything he knew, then his viewers danked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could meme others from death, but not himself...

@ilikepigeons6101

4 жыл бұрын

@@fede98k54 brilliant xD

@sammyq2148

4 жыл бұрын

@@fede98k54 big respects for that comment

@HillWilly0

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone should hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

@moonbootsgaming2328

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a story the jedi would tell you

This looks so sketchy, I feel like I'm tied up in a chair across this table watching him tell me about memes

@jagar5580

4 жыл бұрын

you would like that would't you

@snowballthecat7906

4 жыл бұрын

Ja Gar I know i would

@jagar5580

4 жыл бұрын

@@snowballthecat7906 because your a man of quality

@snowballthecat7906

4 жыл бұрын

Ja Gar why thank you good sir

@jagar5580

4 жыл бұрын

@crypticWNC -_- the chicken is getting paid

*first scene ends and the second begins* Phil: SO I CUT THIS CHICKEN IN HALF TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

he knew he was a meme, that shows heart

"Hey I'm talking to you, are you even listening to me?" *Me starting to board up my windows because I made Phil angry*

@z-0-x584

4 жыл бұрын

Use flex tape

@thelocalbogan5605

4 жыл бұрын

Z-0- X bet me to it

@conepine2159

4 жыл бұрын

Use flex tape then put a layer of flex past on top, and finish with a coat of flex seal colors. They even work underwater!

@DogMcMeow

4 жыл бұрын

Duolingo is now working with Phil swift and will saw your windows in half

Phil Swift: Hey Im Talking To You, Are You Even Listening To Me? Me Scrolling Through The Comments: *Huh, What Did You Say?*

@bakedandsteaked

4 жыл бұрын

Xbox is shit

@kyedamant1323

4 жыл бұрын

@@bakedandsteaked and you are too

@suhandatanker

4 жыл бұрын

@TITUS DANIELS like you

@whitebaconjeb9643

4 жыл бұрын

TITUS DANIELS all consoles are shit, pc is master race

@suhandatanker

4 жыл бұрын

@@deepbluediver3707 yep

God I love this the first half is like Phil Swift asmr

we all love you Phil

i feel threatened at the fact that this was recommended to me

@octopus123

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@afestring4405

4 жыл бұрын

Same....

Someone in this world: _I cut this flex tape in half_ Phil: *That's a cockadoodle-don't*

I’m so glad I watched this

It was so funny, because when he said ‘Hey are you paying attention?’ I wasn’t looking at the screen! 😂

Me: paying attention to phill Phill: Me:about to scroll through the comments Phill: ArE YoU EvEn PaYiNg AtTeNtIoN Wow 594 likes!

@Solidslicer

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to be I was looking at video thumbnails lol.

@TranquillShot

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as he asked if I was listening. This is a spooky truth

@ThatCreeNative1

4 жыл бұрын

I was convinced Phil was gonna stick his hand out to me through the screen just like he did Jon. Except, he’d be killing me instead of showing me the Flex world.

@mateodenis4614

4 жыл бұрын

Happened to me while reading this comment

@cattata01yt56

4 жыл бұрын

Dude he scared me lol

The chicken is probably thinking, “why the man with a black shirt talking over some dramatic dark lighting?”

This is a great message

This man is a legend!

"i'm gonna saw you in half, then put you back together using only flex tape."

I'm predicting it now, they're going to announce The Flex Seal Store.

@somedude5422

4 жыл бұрын

They fucking better

@JeskidoYT

4 жыл бұрын

With the chicken as their mascot

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

One of my heroes!

I respect you good sir!

Creepy Phill doesn't exist, he won't hurt you Creepy Phill:

@ghostlyfreak

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think you've met Blue face Phill on Instagram

@pawejakowiecki9055

4 жыл бұрын

G The weird one yeah, you are right

“They’ll want to know you’re age!” That’s not that weird I’m seventeen “I’m telling you this because I love you”

@moaimachines8290

4 жыл бұрын

your* nice comment tho

@gimmboi7408

4 жыл бұрын

don’t got grammar like you’re 17

@thekirochannel1.g

4 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes then it should lol

@symbolitical4158

4 жыл бұрын

17 and has shit grammar. Nice to know young adults are getting the education they deserve. Lol. I'm 18 so don't you dare call me a boomer, you zoomer.

@joelnod

4 жыл бұрын

*your

We all love you too Phil, you’re the god of the people

Everybody gangsta until Phil looks at you menacingly in a dimly lit room

“I’m only saying this because I love you” Me: “WAIT WTF”

@TriangleReality

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@pokemonfreaks9724

4 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@calmgoodfire4662

4 жыл бұрын

Someone fan fiction is coming true

@Luka-Noctiluka

4 жыл бұрын

@@pokemonfreaks9724 Sorry to hear that no one has ever said they love you before.

@Luka-Noctiluka

4 жыл бұрын

@@TriangleReality Don't quite understand where this joke is coming from.

Is everything alright at home Phil?

Oh boy am I looking forward to this.

“Are you even listening to me?” Buddy, let me tell you something. You ever experience enough to have accurate expectations in life, and it only gets worse and worse as life goes on? People always ranting about irrelevant things or starting rumors. But you helped me realize how to fix that problem. *WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE* , You can now shut those mouths of the people who annoy you! It’s the easy way to a better life! Pre order now! XD

@amazingcommentman

4 жыл бұрын

hEY Yo hAVe Hte JsAB ProFiLEbPic

This isn’t about the tape anymore, it’s just going to be a KZread channel now and the products are merchandise

@nok4799

4 жыл бұрын

Next level marketing . Honestly I might just ironically buy some flex tape just for the memes

@ricardocalderon9823

4 жыл бұрын

@@nok4799 yes lets be herded into their pens like S H E E P

@user-lq1dk6gr3p

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocalderon9823 it just works man

"I'm saying this because I love you" The most wholesome thing I've ever heard

I like this guy. He is awesome

FLEX SEAL IS BACK

"I'm only saying this because I love you" GUYS HE LOVES ME

@bobedoesthings

4 жыл бұрын

The Brakateer MEE TOOOO!!!!

*“Hey! I’m talking to you. Are you even listening to me?”* how the hell did this man know I was just scrolling through comments

@Bartholomew3

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh me two

@Bartholomew3

4 жыл бұрын

Too

Phil’s not the only one dropping stuff.

As soon as I put my head down he said "Hey I'm talking to you" I got scared

Okay so I looked away at my TV and Phil said “I’m talking to you. Are you even listening?” *i was so scared*

@drblaza6980

4 жыл бұрын

And he said that right at the time i was reading your comment Sakura 😂

@aer0340

4 жыл бұрын

Literally right after reading this comment I looked over at my parents and this exact part happened and that shocked me so hard my god.

“Seriously though, I’m only 70, not 73”

@DreddLypso

4 жыл бұрын

Omg is that the real lando omg

He's at it again

Phil swift never dies as a meme

When he said "Hey, I'm talking to you! Are you listening to me?" I was deadass reading the comments.

"People think I'm 73!" *is 75*

@yourmum2839

4 жыл бұрын

????

Thank you phil :]

Phil we all love you and your crazy shit it’s for our entertainment

There’s some odd sexual tension in the first minute

@nikomiyozo8671

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Flexual tension. This is Phil Swift after all.

@MeltedToast84

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@b3dbvgs

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikomiyozo8671 lmao-

"People think i'm 73!" Well, you may not be 73, but your're def. a mafioso.

@sigmarthcipherius5153

4 жыл бұрын

A Primo Mafioso A Gang☆Star

@GoliMeadow

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, where did you get that piano?

@wideputin3359

4 жыл бұрын

@@sigmarthcipherius5153 Is this a JoJo reference?!

@THElarry27

4 жыл бұрын

@@wideputin3359 is THIS a JoJo reference?

@rhydonezz1950

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe fest

Phil can make everything sound like a commercial

LOL the sounds the chicken made at the end of the sketch were funny

“Hey I’m talkin to you.” “Oh you’d rather look through the comments then listen?” “Look you’re a smart kid, and I know for a fact that many people don’t enjoy the tape closet. The ones that walk out anyways.” “I will give you 3 days to smuggle my tape across town to Don and come back with my money.” “And if you don’t... *Slides picture of the tape closet across the table slowly* “Don’t disappoint me now.”

“Pictures” Ok “Autographs” Ok “And the MEMES” GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEE

PHIL HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER

I love you too, Phil Swift.

When somebody doesn't listen to Phil's warning Phil Swifts next commercial: "I sawed this man in half"😈

@dripmass

4 жыл бұрын

This is so wrong but I would like to see that happen...

@aradiamegido2965

4 жыл бұрын

@@dripmass no, its only.. natural

@captainjaxalot5187

4 жыл бұрын

*and repaired him using only Flex Paste*

@kois4505

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Phil swift here to show you the power of flex paste sooooo... I sawed this man in half and put him back together only using flex paste now he will have endless suffering

@dripmass

4 жыл бұрын

@@kois4505 lmao

* beats final boss * Well, that was a fun game, too bad it's over. * music gets faster and Phil swift comes into view *

@isolatedGirlthing

4 жыл бұрын

Learn_The_Cube ! To show you the power of Flex Tape, I tricked you into cutting this boss in half! Now we’ll rebuild him with Flex Tape, even stronger than before!

@Learn_The_Cube

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Lowry bruh that's just bowser from Mario 64 when he gets like twice as big

@dragonburst3035

4 жыл бұрын

@@isolatedGirlthing when the boss one-shots you: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

@impulsewraith3419

4 жыл бұрын

@@Learn_The_Cube i read that as browser not bowser

@dozonater562

4 жыл бұрын

"why do I hear boss music?"

We Love You Phil

no joke, phill swift is a great actor