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“That’s Korean” **plays nose flute** “And this is Filipino” That part cracked me up🤣
@tracedapig3985
3 жыл бұрын
bruh 😆
@tracedapig3985
3 жыл бұрын
i felt that
@mrairduck3562
3 жыл бұрын
@@tracedapig3985 lm
@JoeProds
3 жыл бұрын
same same looool
@aprillynylanan3731
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my
Mihcheal : it’s like a psychopath wrapped this Everyone of Micheals fans :..........
@jae3208
3 жыл бұрын
The moment he said that, my mind went: “thats rich coming from you, Michael”
@tortoise5083
3 жыл бұрын
3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this 8:31 : 5 minutes later
@wintergreen9949
3 жыл бұрын
@@tortoise5083 8:41
@archive3339
3 жыл бұрын
Learn from the best
@tortoise5083
3 жыл бұрын
@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31
everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc. TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons
@dudewholikescheese7892
2 жыл бұрын
Mykull got drugs
@iexist3153
2 жыл бұрын
Hey I would be happy
@Gamersls
2 жыл бұрын
It's the community they built 😂
@Archer_The_Shiny_Hunter
2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts
@ixedb4551
2 жыл бұрын
i mean who wouldn't want it
Scarra: gets normal things “Oh a plushy!” Michael right after getting a spear: “It’s jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.”
@zolazar6928
2 жыл бұрын
I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose
@rainbowmaan9145
Жыл бұрын
@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged
@electricheisenberg5723
Жыл бұрын
@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad
@OrphanDefenestratorODK
9 ай бұрын
@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-
poki: *reading fan letter* toast: *cringing* poki: and her twitter at the bottom! toast: •O•
@dark3rthanshadows
3 жыл бұрын
aka pluggers/clout hunters
@scottwpilgrim
3 жыл бұрын
@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.
@inexia2577
3 жыл бұрын
4:45
@pietervanhaaften709
3 жыл бұрын
And michael opening a speir in the background
@prettyphobiamusic
3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth
Lily: "is this drugs?" Michael: "DRUGS!?"
@abanana625
3 жыл бұрын
You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face
@bentley014gt7
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@zalipop5396
3 жыл бұрын
Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs
@TheGerd
3 жыл бұрын
DRUGS
@chrisramos4634
3 жыл бұрын
@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(
2:56 "Michael's got the longest package" "Wha...Facts" LMAO.
@k-boi420
2 жыл бұрын
Poki: *World's longest d¡|d0.*
"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?" "Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up" "And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"
@kimhoatran3824
2 жыл бұрын
A- bruh moment
@HeatherStephens2003
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joshuachristensen9731
2 жыл бұрын
nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)
@randompencil2761
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack
@pforgottonsoul
2 жыл бұрын
are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?
Lily: That's korean Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**
@yourlocalsussinicle9932
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Filipino and laughed 😭😭
@littledeathmark8991
3 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh
@fmayolagabriellemarit.1768
3 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee
@samlouisebaguio6773
3 жыл бұрын
I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA
@nielsoncallejo8845
3 жыл бұрын
*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*
Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word “drugs”
@gloriousmainacc
3 жыл бұрын
He is a literral crackhead
@kevinsam6721
3 жыл бұрын
That's a crackhead for ya
@notexactlydoomslayer3611
3 жыл бұрын
Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...
@techpriest7060
3 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't he
@pumpkincat4594
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
The fact Lilly summoned Michael with “are these drugs!?” Is so funny
@Stonedsheepu8906
2 жыл бұрын
She found his stash
Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.
@roguethetiefling2585
3 жыл бұрын
Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT
Lily: "are these drugs?" Micheal: *D r u g s ?* Turns out its perscription ones Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.
@syphusstinks9850
3 жыл бұрын
Well sorry for. Not getting drugs
@ethang_80
3 жыл бұрын
michel is addicted...
@ines.miklav
3 жыл бұрын
it’s probablly creakhead potion
@goodguycarl
3 жыл бұрын
Hope he's okay.
@D94Teddey
3 жыл бұрын
2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help
I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD
@lilianamochi8504
3 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh we don’t know.
@greatsoup7540
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What don’t we know I’m absolutely confused
@ikeilledaguy4349
3 жыл бұрын
What script?
@raychances6251
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what script
@milky9602
3 жыл бұрын
Uh yeah... what script?
I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then there’s Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things
12:12 Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm" Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm? LMAO
Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons* Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*
@npcgio
3 жыл бұрын
Filipino "flutes"
@johndavidsanluis416
3 жыл бұрын
Put tank in a mall
@mehmehscom470
3 жыл бұрын
Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.
@hiehman6970
3 жыл бұрын
So... Micheal is filipino?
@omxls
3 жыл бұрын
@@hiehman6970 yes he is
Lily: "That's Korean"' Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*
@woooshbaiter1903
3 жыл бұрын
😐
@BrokenTreeBranch458
3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅🇵🇭
@tanksear
3 жыл бұрын
As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.
@0_-
3 жыл бұрын
It also said *Poki Flute* lol
@maltalented
3 жыл бұрын
praise franku
I’d hug Scarra tbh. He’s such a kindhearted man
I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object
@01TacocaT10
2 жыл бұрын
He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over
@barryallen2240
2 жыл бұрын
@@01TacocaT10 handle first
Lilly: are these drugs?! Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*
@kylerevans2114
3 жыл бұрын
No its my prescription!!!!!!!
@davidmezacoons4589
3 жыл бұрын
@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse
@wheatley7083
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?
@wheatley7083
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?
@stalecroissant2317
3 жыл бұрын
@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects
I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute
@foxnd733
3 жыл бұрын
Us
@maltalented
3 жыл бұрын
as franku wishes
@zymounrai5428
3 жыл бұрын
NYEEESSS
@xeniaseva7008
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. And it was from my country.
@raza9tixx
3 жыл бұрын
Suddenly gives you ninja vibe
8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety
2:56 "michael got the longest package" *facts*
Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers
@marzipanquiche2316
3 жыл бұрын
Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared
@dxpo9655
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PenumbraDev
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.
@ephraim_sp
3 жыл бұрын
**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**
@katiewitkin4568
3 жыл бұрын
I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie
I just love how toast isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s reading from a script during the promo
@seansterling325
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@leteric368
3 жыл бұрын
True
@Zhilked
3 жыл бұрын
@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Zhilked
3 жыл бұрын
They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@bobafett6828
3 жыл бұрын
No his cat was just playing with his feet \___/ |:
4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol
15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!! Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg
I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag
@kylemontalban4496
3 жыл бұрын
@Jia Lan Li michael hates turtles
@atlas6124
3 жыл бұрын
@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft
@clarachambers783
3 жыл бұрын
@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky... Lmao
@chai-tea7374
3 жыл бұрын
@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles
@HermitaGlock
3 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought
Random thug: breaks into this house. Later... Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.
@rocksandwiches
3 жыл бұрын
*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*
@ginger6300
3 жыл бұрын
Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him
@dopami_na
3 жыл бұрын
@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is
@ginger6300
3 жыл бұрын
Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic
@conallross1694
3 жыл бұрын
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned
Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect
I’m scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily
@alexitrinune1460
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tterminitte2704
3 жыл бұрын
Well, its his native instrument
@kashnatasingh8883
3 жыл бұрын
It's Frank's influence.
@invader1036
3 жыл бұрын
@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments
@felixstenson1654
3 жыл бұрын
It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs
"Michael's got the longest package" mykull: facts
@louaytheking9989
3 жыл бұрын
Michal*
@luukfilippo8332
3 жыл бұрын
@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right
@AfcHarrington
3 жыл бұрын
@@louaytheking9989 no
@cooracx9208
3 жыл бұрын
MMMMM TOASTY
@isaacbae9383
3 жыл бұрын
@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell
I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug
Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package." Micheal: "Facts."
Scarra - “Michael got the longest package" Michael - “facts”
@Jo2h_
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark
@lostdumpling862
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it said “longest package”
@crsereda
3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.
@inaki7233
3 жыл бұрын
Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?
@igo___
3 жыл бұрын
haha
Lily is literally so vibrant here. You can see the growth she's had on her own as well as alongside Michael.
@shaneliralaliag5065
3 жыл бұрын
like she's comfortable opening packages and she isn't that awkward anymoreee :3 so prouuud
@abcnews388
3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@devara2055
3 жыл бұрын
@@abcnews388 stfu
@rapperwit1p639
3 жыл бұрын
@@abcnews388 based
@glum006
3 жыл бұрын
@@abcnews388 stfu
I love how there’s moments throughout otv videos where Michael scares everyone on otv even toast scarra and poki
I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background
Scarra: ”It feels like it’s an axe.” ”It looks like it’s an axe.” ”It looks and feels like an axe.” *”IT’S AN AXE! 😱”*
@yimkumerjamz1225
3 жыл бұрын
casually hands it to michael.
@golzaye3393
3 жыл бұрын
@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it
@abanana625
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a hatchet
@-will-1615
3 жыл бұрын
@@abanana625 nobody likes you
@musicalsounds1794
3 жыл бұрын
@@abanana625 don't worry I like you
“Michael’s got the longest package.” Michael: Facts
@sweatysweak
3 жыл бұрын
bruh, I'm gonna send the fully printed fedmaster's document
@KennyThaSharp
3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysweak if you do, you are the ultimate madlad
@rgferns1091
3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysweak thats gonna be lit but it will probably be cut out
@qujau318
3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysweak I will salute u
@nyson7279
3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysweak do it I will support u
I watch this many times and 11:20 is still my favorite part XD
i keep watching the offlinetv unboxings multiple times they're so fun to watch.
The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-
@ayyyaan6736
3 жыл бұрын
This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video
@ravencastillo0079
3 жыл бұрын
dude his smile was everything 🤣
@Gomitasd
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@mattisouth9924
3 жыл бұрын
Sassy toast
@voidterminal7004
3 жыл бұрын
Toast: puts in raycons in his ears The camera man: “Now smile for the camera Toast: Awkward smile*
Lily: "Are these drugs?" Michael: "That's just my prescription"
@user-gs3vn3yv3e
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, we do, in fact have ears
@LordScrungl
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack
@Blue-ex9sm
3 жыл бұрын
Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs
@AlphaSierra002
3 жыл бұрын
Bandit: "What did she just said?"
@edmundofelix7515
3 жыл бұрын
@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
you guys literally make my day every day whenever I'm sad us guys vids are always a game changer for me thankyou so much and keep up the good work
Micheal: *just casually playing the flute* Everyone else: *talking about buttplugs and measuring spoons*
It’s great how toast doesn’t even try to hide that he’s reading a script for the sponsor
@annstars4208
3 жыл бұрын
And he is very funny during doing that
@crimsonfx166
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand
@Anonymous-fj4wj
3 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonfx166 oof, they don’t even care at that point
@Mollyjm14
3 жыл бұрын
IKR
@JacobZapfe
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
lily: Are these drugs!? Michael: 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
@cheesevelvet6358
3 жыл бұрын
𝔸ℍ 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
@betkaelliott1094
3 жыл бұрын
2:58
@cloud6148
3 жыл бұрын
I get to be da 600th like
@ST4LE33
3 жыл бұрын
Durags
@Raidxn_0
3 жыл бұрын
Poki: *nUt*
I love how at 15:00 Micheals just casually holding a shank
The bro vibez between Poki and Michael are absolutely iconic
Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast * Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*
@PolarPsyche
3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Tauber no u
@idontknow-kr6rk
3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is
@lazypotato3707
3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh
@BrokenTreeBranch458
3 жыл бұрын
11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh
@honkinggoose172
3 жыл бұрын
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp
The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious. It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song
lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO
When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick
@GUNUFofficial
3 жыл бұрын
That spear is the broomstick.
@swarmling4017
3 жыл бұрын
Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.
@segevweitz2517
3 жыл бұрын
Lol you deserve more likes
@kellyninamiranda9222
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jahnavin5561
3 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
"it looks like an axe" "it feels like an axe" "it looks and feels like an axe" "its an axe"
@sunsetskye483
3 жыл бұрын
Who would've guessed
@raffaeltadeoretsan-xips3875
3 жыл бұрын
Woah wth when did a gosh everloving dream would be an axe scarra? Lmao
@naxurr8697
3 жыл бұрын
_No! That can't be..._
@lebraumjames1881
3 жыл бұрын
It was an axe
@necronicles
3 жыл бұрын
*iiiIiIiitTtSs AaAanNn AaAaaxxxEee*
Omg that zoom in on michael when the fan hit him killed me!
Poki reading the wholesome letter and Micheal just in the background murdering a package has me dead 🤣🤣
Lily: Are these Drugs?!? Micheal: *D R U G S!*
@braeden5361
3 жыл бұрын
CRACK HEAD
@smolcheetah4972
3 жыл бұрын
2:58 if anyone is wondering
@dinovamaster858
3 жыл бұрын
How did I get so many likes?!
my black medium hair cat looks exactly like your dog. like,, the way the tail curls up, the stance, the walk
4:19 perfectly cut sneeze
Michael: “ And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* ” Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*
@JCD-uf8py
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same I'm also a filipino
@cervantes5811
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@wenxz4541
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*
@jerryedwin6790
3 жыл бұрын
@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol
@kai-fc1ny
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaaoo
Scarra: "It looks like an axe" Scarra: "It feels like an axe" Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe" Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"
@yoisakii-je6te
3 жыл бұрын
I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao
@kiidkif2009
3 жыл бұрын
Y did this not blow up
@ariarijamjam9122
3 жыл бұрын
@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo
@ariarijamjam9122
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet
@Zolia
3 жыл бұрын
12:48
13:59 i felt like this was kind of like haha we actually CAN hug scarra
8:16 I love how they decided to use warthog run from halo
Lily: “are these drugs” Micheal: “DrUgS?!”
@Plasma476
3 жыл бұрын
*D R U G S?!*
@bagelbite99
3 жыл бұрын
*D* *R* *U* *G* *S* *?*
@josemontes715
3 жыл бұрын
Micheal? XD
@leafthegif8425
3 жыл бұрын
D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tristanfroment33
3 жыл бұрын
D R U G S?!?!
It’s hilarious how they’re having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute
@anonymoususer3477
3 жыл бұрын
Michael is just vibin on his own
@rubencarmun
3 жыл бұрын
He is soo quirky
@ABnC124
3 жыл бұрын
Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment
The way Lilly summons Michael from anywhere "Are these drugs?"
i love at the everyone saying thank you and micheals just playing with the axe
Bro lily pulls out a bottle of pills and says “is this drugs!” And Michael sits up and says “DRUGS!”
@sliceofeverything4696
3 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo really?
@stevenmelfi3293
3 жыл бұрын
U sure?
@shellzyt8650
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenmelfi3293 idk
@starcity751
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is what happened.
@MrWendiloohoo
3 жыл бұрын
I dont think that's what happened?
Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside" OTV: "So... You have chosen death"
@boopjackrex7598
3 жыл бұрын
....by dismemberment
@ensong6513
3 жыл бұрын
Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?
@aiklintok8046
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo
@Jon-yz3ho
3 жыл бұрын
Rip burglar
@mootwo_
3 жыл бұрын
@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house
u guys make me so happy and want to watch the vid again and again
Lily: Are these Drugs? Michael: *instantly stops* D R U G S ? Michael again: oh that might just be my perscription
@knowledge_leaf
3 жыл бұрын
So yes drugs
@bagelbite99
3 жыл бұрын
He sounded so disappointed when they were his prescription
@moviestalker2134
3 жыл бұрын
3:00
@Mnrr6131
3 жыл бұрын
3:01 Michael says drugs
@switchedup5834
3 жыл бұрын
His prescription of crack cocaine :D
I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself
@renzu1086
3 жыл бұрын
Great girlfriend indeed
@mason_aw
3 жыл бұрын
Yo what the fuck nice eye
@BenThomson887
3 жыл бұрын
Himself... and others
@sintorcolalpha17
3 жыл бұрын
That is one way to put it which they are a good couple
@Cymp_
3 жыл бұрын
Should michael suppose to be protecting lily
8:04 I forgot how much I love Lily’s”My MAn”
6:57 that was the most adorable thing ever
Lilly: are these drugs Michael: DRUGS ohh i love his personality
@brunorodrigues3053
3 жыл бұрын
Crackhead as always
@aji_jacobson
3 жыл бұрын
And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD
@oidjkowfwadfw2016
3 жыл бұрын
@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe
@einarblood-axe9328
3 жыл бұрын
Ooooo
@Not_ur_anon
3 жыл бұрын
I literally choked when he said that
14:57 they really put brodin next to Michael, I can’t 😭
@kiefmacaw6470
3 жыл бұрын
How tall is Brodin?
@senseicheems3270
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiefmacaw6470 i wonder maybe 6'3
@headphone_
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiefmacaw6470 very
@kybx4337
3 жыл бұрын
Toast is like 5’7 so I’d say brodin is like 6ft
@dolofonosesostrefis
3 жыл бұрын
He's just so fuckin tall
Micheal is a whole mood 6:34
10:55 everybody just vibin opening fan mail and Michael over there blowing into his nose flute.
Alright everyone is asking the same question so I'm just gonna answer it. I'm 5'7"
@robaaronabella9660
3 жыл бұрын
OfflineTV hearted your comment ....lol
@ized88
3 жыл бұрын
Wait what? Really? Man the others are all small xD
@sebafer2719
3 жыл бұрын
Nice try brodin but ur not 5’7” Oh wait Is the rest of OTV really that short?
@whattamess
3 жыл бұрын
omg toast wasn't exaggerating when he said offlinetv were like elves(?) compared to everyone else lmao
@haroerhaktak2613
3 жыл бұрын
They're just that short huh? Makes it easier to yeet them at my enemies.
"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living" -Scarra 2020
@poikoi1530
3 жыл бұрын
Lunchtime aint coming back any soon
@anastasia4025
3 жыл бұрын
12:38
@steveee1750
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO i was going to comment the same thing
@keshi3887
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t mess with the “Don”.
@its_dooopy6067
3 жыл бұрын
I think that belongs to hacksmith
11:23 The Poki flute made me laugh so hard lol
Michael went full rambo in this video
"Michael got the longest package" "...FAAActs" Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
@cheif1216
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@alcornoquealvarez8717
3 жыл бұрын
@@cheif1216 2:58
@afellowmanofculture8721
3 жыл бұрын
Hey mind if i join in the conversation
@crilledgheese2077
3 жыл бұрын
@@afellowmanofculture8721 no
@afellowmanofculture8721
3 жыл бұрын
@@crilledgheese2077 oh ok ill leave
everyone: yeah plushies! Michael: dangerously opens his spear
@triggeredbeetle5370
3 жыл бұрын
remember me when this gets REALLY big
@zochu19
3 жыл бұрын
Hey im the second comment
That stormtrooper in the back is dope, I need it in my life lol
Love it how they put Michael and brodin next to each other
Note to self: don’t try to rob the OfflineTV house.
@zafreak5620
3 жыл бұрын
I knew that since Michael got in the group
@Witzke231
3 жыл бұрын
Well what exactly would you steal? The last I checked, taking Sykkuno is considered kidnapping.
@f0x1ro1
3 жыл бұрын
@@Witzke231 nah, its the same as stealing sweets from the store.
@standm1
3 жыл бұрын
You dont want Michael to come up with taser dog and do surgery with the surgery robot
@thewolfoflight5780
3 жыл бұрын
Michael will hit you over the head then use u as an experiment for his taserzzz
Everyone: * Opening opening packages * Mykull: *N O S E F L U T E*
@kirsten-alysamervyn5021
3 жыл бұрын
My- who? 💀
@Shiver197
3 жыл бұрын
@@kirsten-alysamervyn5021 mykkuno,
@chain_7717
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shiver197 lol
@leylao_o
3 жыл бұрын
MYKULL LMFAOOOOOOOOOBFSCHBXVXBTG
@Francinator
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shiver197 mysguisedtoast
People send weapons because they want to see Michael be as equipped and chaotic as possible
I love the intro where toast just stands there awkwardly
Nobody: Disguised Toast: “i LOVE my raycons” - looks back at script
@icecrystalite8697
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@austeyen5628
3 жыл бұрын
“i LOVE refrigerators”
@Firepuma_142
3 жыл бұрын
@@austeyen5628 lmao
@Potatonater.
3 жыл бұрын
Truee
Lily: are these drugs Michael: alow me to introduce myself
@searchtiangcat957
3 жыл бұрын
wls
15:41 the ocasonal sceam
11:00 Everyone talking : Micheal : DING DING DEAH DING DING
Poki and Lilly: oh look at these cute paintings we got Michael: I am the blade
@leshou9230
3 жыл бұрын
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 no lol
@loganchase4371
3 жыл бұрын
While you studied art, I studied the blade.
@incog0956
3 жыл бұрын
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 nah, I only ever watched his speedruns
@python.programmer5567
3 жыл бұрын
He looked like zoro from one peice
*robber breaks in* Michael: “don’t mind me” 8:42
@dark789
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@canadianorange9676
3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he would fight zoro
The tribal music by Michael is something else