What tech are you looking forward to seeing at EUROBIKE?

Owen and Martyn together works so well on the Dirt Shed Show, however Rich would not have let that stunt mug through. Great episode guys.

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Martin looking fitter than I’ve seen him in some time?

#captioncontest Blake’s second day without stabilisers 😂

#captioncontest "Blake's situation after munching on the cheese stored in his handelbars." Thanks for featuring my Stumpy,guys!

"Sometimes things don't have to look pretty they just have to work" - That's the subtlest dig at a co-presenter I've ever heard! Well done that man!

Wow, dirtshed show already on wednesday..i thought its friday 😁😁

Most office workers scanned their own bums at the Xmas party back in the day😂

@martynashton3607

12 күн бұрын

That's probably still a valid way of doing some sort of seat bone measurement.

I always like seeing the new stuff from topeak. Other than that other gadgets and prototypes on display.

Lol at Martyn thinking the guy would rather have a £25 t-shirt over a £40 race jersey...

@JamesMTBAdventures

6 күн бұрын

😂

#captioncontest “cheesegrips definitely not for trailfood!”

Double Blake #captioncontest ended up in pain with propain.

We need more adaptive mtb! More butts in seats!!!

Nearly finished my newest build... Will be uploading...

#Captioncontest “is Neil in control of my brakes! Doesn’t he realize I’ve got a dodgy tummy!!”

I remember Simon building Team Nemesis bikes way back in th noughties for Andy Bicley and his pals to get them started

martin, man you make this a great show with your chat

#captioncontest “That’s what happens when you do a double Blake diamond run”

#captioncontest "Despite being hungry after a long ride, Blake was starting to have second thoughts about the egg mayonnaise sandwich Neil found in the bottom of his bag".

My pee pee goes numb after a while while riding on flat ground. I would love a bucket seat or a crusier seat.

@martynashton3607

12 күн бұрын

Haha I think the bucket makes the pedalling bit a tad tricky. It would be fun to put an able bodied rider on a bucket and see how awkward it it.

@user-yq1yh9rt8f

12 күн бұрын

@@martynashton3607 or how nice it is !!??

@martyn you need to be doing a GMBN segment (excuse the pun) on that Orange AD3. If you could do a long term test it would be awesome.

6:28 Owen & Martyn discuss a "Spa-Day" for GMBN - Global Mountain Bum Network

#captioncontest ♪Super Blake, Super Blake, Superhero landings he can't yet make♪

Nothing spoils a quiet Friday afternoon watching TDSS more than realising it's only Wednesday :- (

#captioncontest “who stole my training wheels!?!?”

#captioncontest you're right, purple is harder than double black

#askgmbn please could you do a proper budget competition series where all presenters including tech have say £1000 to buy a bike online knowing they will probably need to perform maintenance and or upgrade parts then through a series of mtb disciplines to see who’s is best, perhaps winner of each stage gets a cash bump? To further upgrades

My autistic traits are gonna take a while to get used to this on a tuesday. 😅

@ArthronOfFir3

13 күн бұрын

@@EarthlyEden1 same here but I was ready for changes

@sandman290873

13 күн бұрын

Fridays just aint the same anymore

@martynashton3607

12 күн бұрын

Me too Mate.

@biodegreaser4009

10 күн бұрын

Yup 😂

@ShadowsVanAdventures

10 күн бұрын

I’ll just wait till Friday to watch it. It’s been a massive part of my Friday for years haha

Aww bless I don't think Owen did trash the brake pad thing.

When Warner bought GCN I was persuaded that you'd be all done with industry sponsorships. It didn't happen but now that Simon bought it back it seems to finally be a bit more relaxed and freethinking. Weird. Or is it Weir?! 😂

put a fork headtube through each side of triple clamp for diy dual-lie front end

@plokmko0

13 күн бұрын

need to have a lean mech for it to work

I'm in the process of ordering a AD3 game changer ❤❤❤

#Askgmbn having reached 65 years old I now have time to ride but also the inflexibility that makes getting on a bike tough, and the bones that break more easily. Why not do a video where you go out with an old-blokes club to see how they've adapted

#Captioncontest During training Rich's lycra shorts exploded and Blake was hit by shrapnel. No worries, the bike is okay.

#captioncontest “Blake we said do a video with the propain, not a pro in pain”

#AskGMBN Why do we put a saddle on a seat post and not a saddle on a saddle post 😀

#captioncontest When that stunt mug hits you by surprise 🌀 🥤

Ref your what would I like to see, tbh new tech is great but for most of us, not really an option to go and buy it, for me the best articles are adventures, stroke projects, my personal favourite, random tandem. Laughed so much, stuff like this are real world challenges, and I think most of us can relate to this type of content, just my opinion I know.

On my local trail at High Lodge, Thetford....At weekends its like a GMBN get together; high numbers of GMBN Merch laden bikers riding around & in the cafe...should I join this East Anglian trend?

“Did you get the shot? Please tell me you got the shot before I punctured my spleen…”

13:04 You wood not make fun of it in sticky situation. It still looks better than zipping through woods in suit and tie.

#captioncontest "I ate one of those mushrooms back there"

#captioncontest when you realize bikmancing is a real thing!

Now, this is the sickest thing of the week. #CAPTIONCONTEST

#captioncontest “Please Mr. Ashton, no more cheese grips, I think they’ve turned.”

#captioncontest. After training for last weeks caption contest. Blake finds out how too many gels backfire.

Owen isn't going to try and ride that water bike thing GCN's Ollie. Tried riding a few years ago.

#captioncontest "I think I have a sealant leak" - Blake

#captioncontest. “Dude, what was in that gummy?”

#captioncontest "I should not keep licking my old cheese grips"

#captioncontest maybe the stabilizer wheels should go back on

#captioncontest "Low down Blake in the grass"

#CaptionContest Jose Cuervo was a friend of mine! Jose Cuervo was not a friend of Blake. 😢

#captioncontest Were you serious about nobody using the bathroom in the RV ?!?

#captioncontest A Hitchhikers guide to bonking 👍

#captioncontest Blake "now I know what the propain means"

#captioncontest I thought you said it was a flow trail?!

#captioncontest proPAIN in my back..and thats not a snickers behind my head.

#CAPTIONCONTEST Blake demonstrating everyone's first time riding clips.

#captioncontest: After beating both GCN and GTN, Blake ended up getting demolished by Hans 'No Way' Rey and got laid to the ground

#canyoubeatcornishcactusatcaptions On the verge of throwing up; don't get side tracked.

#captioncontest When you decide not to take advice from your "C'mon, try riding clips" friends anymore.

#captioncontest I'm the captain now."

#captioncontest Yep the bike is okay!

#captioncontest "They said we had to ride ProPain"

Ok...the difference between a hack and and a bodge. A bodge is something that will get you home, but not one foot farther, a hack is something that will keep you riding indefinitely...as long as nobody is looking.

@stanmustard7292

12 күн бұрын

Further, not farther. Dummy.

##captioncontest Cornish Cactus when he doesn't win another mug

#captioncontest *frozone voice* "Honey, where is my training wheels?!?!?"

Lots O’ bots in the comments

#caption contest "That wasn't a microdose...."

#captioncontest Blake got sick as a dog after seeing a picture of himself in his Globo Gym Uniform.

#captioncontest Yep, I did that. Skills, right?

#captioncontest "Cuppa tea?"

#JulyFools ... 😜

#captioncontest Why didn't you tell me there's so much pedalling!?

#captioncontest i think i might've blaked my ankle

Is that Harry Potter hosting the dirt shed show???

#captioncontest Zimbabwean bike packing at its finest!

#CAPTIONCONTEST Blake "dam that squirrel came out of nowhere"

#captioncontest Yeah kid, stick with me and I'll tell you all about why using cheese as grips is a bad idea

#CAPTIONCONTEST Most times, blake nails the landing, this wasn't one of them times

#CAPTIONCONTEST After a few miles Blake realizes that swallowing bugs is not the best source of protein.

#askgmbn Hello gmbn crew I have some questions about carbon frames and shock placement I am looking to buy a new bike and it probably will be a carbon frame But in my shed i hang my bike on the wall with an airlock from hiplock Will this damage a carbon frame by hanging it from the top tube ? Also a lot bike i am looking at have the damper placed at the top tube, that wil be hard of impossible to hang like this ? Of so you have ideas or suggestions to work around this ?

#CAPTIONCONTEST ... TrailAlert ... I've fallen and I can't get up !!!

#gmbn #gmbntech. Recently in Neal’s suspension telemetry video they kept mentioning, “dynamic sag,” and “balance.” They kept adding air etc. what is dynamic sag and the significance of it. And what can us normies do to improve like Neal.

#captioncontest Funny time to tell me. “Blake Samson” anagrams to “knobs lame as“

#captioncontest Bingers demonstrates what happens when an inexperienced rider takes on a Double-Blake Diamond.

The bike the guy slid onto was the camera mans bike , completely accidental

#CAPTIONCONTEST Blake cant get up because he's two tired

Red bull have two f1teams

When you tell your wife she can join you

The 'sickest' section needs to go ... speechless

Jerry rig everything made a cool 2 bike bike for his disabled wife

BLAKE DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO :)

#captioncontest I am still too sexy for my shirt

eurobike? the cheap amazon bike?

Replicator......👍

Whilst your on about bike shows. Do you know why it was a wasted 6 hour round trip, plus £20 to go to the cycle show at the NEC. It was shameful

#ASKGMBN When will someone reply to my messages about winning caption contest on Episode 483?

I don’t care about e-bikes this is GMBN!!!