"He pulled out a carpet square and started rubbing his feet." 😆

@melliemel32

Жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS!!

@mh5259

7 күн бұрын

The Amish taser has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Woop, woop!

I went to college with this fellow! Keep living the dream, dude! Rooting for you! :)

It’s very rare for me to laugh out loud at things on screen when I’m watching alone, but the Amish Policeman did it today. More of this guy, please Dry Bar! And as a side note, or a PS or whatever, isn’t it amazing that we get to see talent like this, free, and at home. I’m Australian, and I really appreciate the range of comedy DB offers us.

@carrickdubya4765

2 жыл бұрын

Love this guy too *BUT* internet is not free, at least where I live in the States

@effu9593

2 жыл бұрын

@@carrickdubya4765 it is at McDonald's

@Ainaes-Feline

9 күн бұрын

Same Aussie on the West Coast loving Drybar best I have seen in 20 years. Sad but true…More Dry bar wish we had it here too ❤

Dry Bar!!! I didn't know y'all was ready for this one. He was raw, articulate, and funny at the same time!!!👏🏿 Standing Ovation...

OMG HES HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂 "as the butter churns" lost it haha

@anitajinfla9762

2 жыл бұрын

Turning the light switch on and off .... That cracked me up.. 🤣 💡💡💡

@bar-jean

2 жыл бұрын

He's pretty darn hilarious!!

"Simultaneously my dumbest joke and my favorite " what a feeling

This guy had me laughing out loud in random fits of giggles...all by myself.... as I walked down the street with my earbuds in. And it was just dark enough out that Im pretty sure no one around me saw any earbuds. I wouldn't be surprised if someone hurried their kids past me & whispered "Just walk past her quick and don't make eye contact"😂😂😂

@bilindalaw-morley161

2 жыл бұрын

I’m home alone and the Amish policeman has now made the dog really concerned for me…I got the giggles, was genuinely lol’ling and the dog’s like,”You okay there? Okay then…”

@tonisanson7159

2 жыл бұрын

Yup..had me thinking bout self hiemlick maneuver as I ate my pb&j. Was laughing enough to choke. Woulda died happy!!

@NeonfxGraphics

2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂 that happens so often for me xD

@asakidesigns

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@catc6050

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonisanson7159 you were eating pbj while watching this too?! Lmfao

"No. I am just being serious." I DIED!! LMFAO

Carpet square made me laugh so hard!

When something’s funny I usually think “that’s funny” but rarely lol. I was losing it with this guy. This is what’s missing in today’s humor where everyone’s afraid of offending. I have a new fav in Joe.

Ok. I had to pause this video to make this comment. " We didn't say nothing when y'all changed Jesus", made me choke on my tea!! I'm going to check out some more of your comedy!!🤭💋@JoeDeuces.

@beneficentnature9356

2 жыл бұрын

But that's currently the majority of the argument in regards to criticizing Christianity... "Jesus was black, etc."

@andreamalone5889

2 жыл бұрын

@@beneficentnature9356 Are you trying to make some sort of point? I'm NOT being difficult, I just don't understand your comment, I guess.

@carrickdubya4765

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreamalone5889 I understood Joe Deuce was talking about an anglo like Robert Powell doing the role in 1977 Jesus of Nazareth that was meant for someone of Jewish descent. Not sure why anyone would think anything else.

@andreamalone5889

2 жыл бұрын

@@carrickdubya4765 ok

@rowenatucker7983

2 жыл бұрын

...and "He looked like a Bee Gee...." lol Rowena

I absolutely love when someone can make the world laugh, without using one " cuss " word. Thank you, you were amazing!

He does have a slight resemblance of Ice-T for real.

@KattMurr

2 жыл бұрын

Both of them have adorable dimples!! Lol...

@catc6050

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I said that the second I saw him. He kinda looks like a younger Ice T. Obviously when he said he might be his dad, I absolutely lost it. I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought that lol

@imachristian1324

Жыл бұрын

I thought so too..Handsome and very funny fella.

I really enjoyed this one, he was so funny. Dry Bar please bring him back 👏👏👏

Dear Joe Deuce, THANK YOU!! You are now officially my new favorite comic. Today especially, I really needed a laugh and you had me rolling. I am definitely sharing this with everyone I know. Thank you again for bringing me so much joy and for all the laughs. Anyone who knows you in real life (mostly your daughter)is so very lucky to have you in their life. I wish you all the support and success you deserve.

Although Dry Bar features quite a few comedians in stable relationships, hearing another performer say how much they love their significant other is as refreshing as ever. Dry Bar comedian: “I love my spouse/significant other” Mainstream comedian: “My kids drive me crazy; I have an ex; alimony, alimony, child support, I’m broke, ha-ha”

Hilarious!! But the dimples are killing me😄 too cute

I rarely watch comedians’ entire sets because I don’t find most that funny. “BUT”, (🤪) I watched this guy’s entire routine. Yea if I’m not engaged in the very beginning, I bail. He was hilarious. Would love to see more of him. VERY creative comedy and delivery was on point.

From beginning till end just awesome…

“He was kinda like the McRib” 😂🤦‍♂️🤣💯

"Little Mermaid in a swim cap" had me dying. That's for real lol

I'm screaming out loud. The instagram joke took me out. Mighty funny!

That roots bit had me going...😂🤣😅I loved reading rainbow..

Constant laughter. Side note: shouldn't eat soup listening to this. 🤣🤣🤣

@michaelgroce966

2 жыл бұрын

I too have made that mistake...

@brxtmp106

2 жыл бұрын

Word!

@catherinedesilets8960

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a comedian Sarah LOL

@sydneyturner6127

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I bit my lip trying to eat a chips😅

@graceglasser6463

2 жыл бұрын

Too late 😂

Watching at 2:00 a.m. couldn't sleep, laughed my arse off, now wide awake but happy. Funny, funny guy!

Very funny! The Amish cop rubbing his feet on a carpet square had me laughing out loud. 😂

@britt.any_time

2 жыл бұрын

me too 😆 it's like it was instantly hilarious but he said it so calmly and non-chalantly ~ it was like the gift that kept giving bc i laughed for a g00d 5 minutes lmfao

30 minutes VERY Well spent - This man is so funny.

this dude, rocks! I love every single joke! Fantastic delivery! Right on! Nice Gem here!💎💖😁

Joe is hilarious. I His material is fresh and funny. I could have watched for another hour. His timing is perfect and that cute little face he makes is priceless.

LMFAO... that "wait til your daddy gets home" joke stumped me for a second... thankful for the break while I caught on, then laughed so fricken hard

DEFINITELY need him in more specials!!

This guy is outstanding!

I usually let dry bar videos autoplay and laugh a bit. This dude was absolutely hilarious

Not just a comedian - a truly funny person! He had me rolling on the floor hollering!!!

I laughed harder than I should have at the phone case joke

Amish Girls Gone Wild: hitchhiking in a handsome guy’s buggy; staying up in a barn after midnight, dancing; attending a Hutterite potluck

Very funny, one of the best, his timing is impeccable!

The buggy cop is just as funny as one on a bike. Jeff Dunham’s sidekick, Walter, shared this joke: .“ ‘Pull over! * Ching-ching! *’ What do they do, when they arrest somebody? ‘All right, in the basket.’ “

When people tell me there aren't any funny racist jokes, they haven't heard this guy - they're the best kind! just funny all around human

@jdfodio

2 жыл бұрын

Racial, not racist.

This is one of the few that have me LAUGH OUT LOUD FR!! Love him

This guy is a funny dude -- I giggled often. Keep going, Joe! Look forward to more from you.

more! Hes hilarious!!! Very funny!!

"Wait until your dad comes home" such a savage joke

Definitely a funny dude. I enjoyed this!

This guy is hilarious and that lived in Ohio near a lot of Amish so his Amish jokes were hilarious

@GaidaEvenheart

2 жыл бұрын

No sense in typing the same thing. Agreed!! 😆

@peachmelba9333

2 жыл бұрын

I live in the Ohio county 3rd highest in Amish population- this guy gets it so correct. Next time you leave the Bluegrass state we' d love to have you! And incidently, I can top your Black Granny- my Grandma collected Funeral flyers, those things they give out at the Funeral Home, people that weren't even related to us, didnt.make no never mind. Suspect she felt it was her calling, to be a professional mourner, her, the clergyman and the pallbearers were there. And 2 guesses who she left the bushel basket to, the older cousins got silverware, dishes, cake plates etc.

@bobpaulino4714

2 жыл бұрын

I travelled working on industrial and institutional heating and cooling equipment. Did a lot of work in Amish areas. One of the maintenance men for a school system was also an auxiliary deputy. Some of his stories were, if I hadn't know of his integrity, frankly, unbelievable. A couple of breakfasts or lunches with him and you'd have comedy material for years --- ie., you can't pull over a speeding buggy using your siren -- escalates a traffic stop into a chase !

I just Loved this show! 😍 So Clever,and Refreshing jokes! Especially considering the city,+ audience members. I thought he was Perfect! 💚😁👍🌹

Very well done sir. You push the envelope but you keep it in bounds. You are creative and entertaining. You kept my attention and interest the whole set. Very funny and easy to watch. Please bring more material. Loved it.

@CodytheSkydiver

Жыл бұрын

Went to same high school with Deuce and grew up playing bball with him. He’s always been hilarious

Wow! I needed these laughs...tummy hurts.

Lol I gotta show this one to my wife. Great clean comedy.

Man I am NOT lying! This man had me in TEARS! The way he said HONK ITS TINAS BDAY just sent me!

Joe Deuce! You are hilarious 🤣 I totally enjoyed your comedy! I will be looking to watch you again soon!!!! Just a blast you are! Thank You 🙋‍♀️💕😆😆😂😂

I laughed aloud sooooo many times! “A Hindu boy in a YOLO shirt!” Omygosh!!! I could picture the drive in Indianapolis and women and cold feet...Great set!!! ...and I’ve read an Amish romance novel. 😛

I think if everyone could join Tina’s birthday party we would all be happier!

@EckoUntitl

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's Tiny Tina

@tinam761

2 жыл бұрын

Tina here … EVERYONE is welcome…. And I’m 5’10.

Buahahaha he's super hilarious! From from worst of two worlds (poor Jamal, LoLoLoL) to the Amish cop, from "black from the waist down" (aka the Negrotaurs) to the cry of the gay baby, he got me wailing the whole time! Hopefully he'll get big and successful so I can see more of shows and movies, that'd be nice! 👍👍👍👍 Thank you for the laugh, Sir!

He has some comedic genius about him

great set! Also, his background is hilariously spot on about his wrinkled shirt! 🤣🤣 I was listening to him then tuned in to the video and laughed way to hard!!

I'm going to add the "protective cover" bit to my next "talk" with my teenager...

The last point about JC was hilarious and on-point. Now, He really is the best of both worlds

This guy is so smart and super hilarious!!!👍🙌☺😆😂

"Amish girl in untied bonnet because that's provocative..." He's too funny to watch at night when everyone else is asleep.

This was SOOOOO FUNNY

This guy is awesome. Give him a talk show or a movie.

My favorite comedian I’ve seen on here in quite a while! Would love to see more from him!

I appreciate this guy, he's genuinely funny, cant say that for all comedians .....

Amish romance novels got me soooooo good I'm dying right now. Lolol

Carpet square 😂

He's hilarious & brilliant. Loved the Ice T joke. His whole set was funny.

I’m laughing out loud working by myself lol!

Joe is freaking awesome!!! Haven't laughed that hard in a good while!!!

This is, hands down, my absolute favorite drybar ever!! I love he said about his dad "its either him or Ice T" cuz it was moments after I was saying he kinda looks like Ice T 🤣🤣🤣 I honestly never stopped laughing the whole 30min!

@oshiomowemomodu3724

11 ай бұрын

😂

He is so talented. I love his humor!!

This man is funny! Thank you Sir for showing us that we are weird and always will probably be weird!

@karmencummings9754

2 жыл бұрын

Real talk 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

He’s so good😂😂😂

Best comic I’ve seen in a looong time ! God bless

Joe is smart and creative and so so funny!

Loved this set. Thank you

Omgoshhh the Amish takes joke almost killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Original material, really smart comic.

Yo this guy is hilarious!!! Great job!!!

Excellent material. This guy made my night!

Good set, I liked his tempo.

Wow, great set! Impeccable timing, great subject matter, funny from start to finish!😂👍 The 30 minutes flew by! I could've listened for another 30 easy!👏👏👏👏

That was funny. Great show

Hilarious, witty, and great delivery. Hope to see more.

Sophisticated with impeccable timing 👏🏿

Much more please. I love his humor especially when pointing out nonsense or stupidity.

that was incredible bro!!! Lets Goooooo!!!!

THE AMISH TASER ⚡ 😂 also I'm literally from where he's talking about in Tennessee ❤️

alright i never saw any of this coming but as s00n as he hits you with that 1st ~lmfao~ moment I swear he effortlessly keeps up that same energy throughout - he's wild af 😆 naturally hilarious and the audience was totally there for it too which made for some perfect ~synergy vibes~ 😎❤

This dude is fantastic!

That was great!

Oh wow that happened to me. I was getting out of the car and I didn't realize I was making a noise until the lady in the next car asked me "Are you okay?"

Joe if you ever read this, God bless you Sir… This is one the greatest DryBar set ever, great comedy Sir, Props!

Fantastic writing!

“I don’t really like talkin about race”… proceeds to make half his joke about race 😂 well done well done

I tried to like this video twice

I’ve been listening to Joe tell jokes since we were in college together! Hilarious!

This guy is GREAT!! Can't wait to see what the future holds for you!!

This fellow was one of the best on Drybar! So glad I clicked!

Yup, worth a watch, my face hurts from laughing. And the Grandma and Instagram joke, I laughed so loud the dog looked at me.