Was buildin fence with my grandpa one day(he was about 75 at the time) and we were stretching gaucho wire. It came loose from the tensioner and he was holding onto it, it stretched about 3 ft through his hands and I mean to tell you just mutilated his damn hands. I said grandpa you want some work gloves? He looked at me and said(I'll never forget this) "Leather gloves cost $14, my hands'll heal for free". He worked the rest of the day like nothing happened. I wouldn't call him a cowboy but he sure was one hard ass ol farmer. Wish he woulda told me after that "On to the next one ol son!"

5 жыл бұрын

Dairy Barn Woodworking beautiful

@MountainGyspy

5 жыл бұрын

👍👍

@ColoradoStreaming

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who visits Nebraska every year I can confirm that the old OG farmers out there are tough as nails. Just replace the cowboy hat with a mesh trucker hat with some random fertilizer company logo on it.

@izuksammy

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh.

@jakkul26

3 жыл бұрын

I watched my dad put a rusty nail plumb through his thumb once while he was running trotlines (don't remember how or why a rusty nail was even involved with trotlines, but that's what happened). He said "ow" and turned around and held it up to my brother and said "pull that out." Then he finished running lines like it was nothing. Tough old bugger. Still is and he's in his 60s now.

“If you dont wear work gloves at all times... aint no cowboy” “If you wear work gloves... you aint no cowboy”

@johnpierce2095

5 жыл бұрын

I think he messed that up

@hunterkahler5079

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnpierce2095 hes just tryin to be funny i think

@ashlieghsmithson8232

4 жыл бұрын

Lol which is it

@thatonedog819

4 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget having all the shoeing gear, but you never use because you'd rather pay a farrier and then shortly after saying "if you don't shoe your own horses" You ain't no cowboy

@sheldoncollin6291

4 жыл бұрын

Same with the horse shoeing one 😂

if you don’t watch dale brisby, you ain’t no cowboy

@adolfsins4635

3 жыл бұрын

Fax😂

@subhashnamey5562

3 жыл бұрын

Love this line .

@royedwards51

3 жыл бұрын

@@adolfsins4635 Facts?

If I do everything in this video I am simultaneously the most and least cowboy person ever.

@terrantalsma5542

4 жыл бұрын

Cody Petersen I do everything in this video

@crzyndncwby

3 жыл бұрын

Cowboy person?

He is insane. So funny. I love how he makes fun of cowboys. it is great.

I ain't no cowboy now. But after a few more of these i'll get er down

@MrOggy96

3 жыл бұрын

Ol’ son

'i don't even have anything that broke! put a snaffle on it boys!'

Boon's a bronc, put a snaffle on him boys 😂😂

Love that he dips coffee

I’ve shared this with every true cowboy I know... you are stinking hilarious!!! Pow-Pow...

Hate to tell you ol son... but i aint no cowboy

Wow that's a super duper Cowboy . Love your videos. Keep making 'em.

I used to cowboy when I was 13 but unfortunately my uncle that taught me everything I know about cowboying passed away acouple years ago . God bless.

ULTIMATE COWBOY says " LISTEN TO THE LIST" You ain't no Cowboy. That's right Dale! Good video.

Your a kind man...keep it 90 ol son...your teaching an ol logger new tricks :)

If you don’t give yourself LA200 when you’re sick you ain’t no cowboy IM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂

Haha first Dale says...if you don't tie off..you ain't no cowboy...then says if you don't dally...you ain't no cowboy....love it!

if you dont wear work gloves, if you do wear work gloves lol

Hilarious! Keep the vids coming ol' son !

"If you don't give yourself LA 200 when you're sick.. You aint no cowboy" I died laughing.

@samanthaj.f.4585

5 жыл бұрын

My god sometimes we're too cheap to go to a doctor and man it does the trick

@jocobrat

4 жыл бұрын

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:24 I guess my moms a triple cowgirl she has like 50 full bridal setups for her one horse

@hothands955

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I’m fuckin stoned rn and this sounds way dirtier than it is

I'm disappointed they spelled farrier wrong... Lol

You need to make more you ain't no cowboy videos there hilarious

The LA-200 killed me 😂

my mom has the same shirt you’re wearing 😂 i love u

I ain't no cowboy but I admire this cowboy. If I had an opportunity, I would sell every material possession of mine to be on the radiator ranch for an hour. Until next time, on to the next one, OL'SON. #JBDBBuckingBulls

I really don't know how this KZread stuff works. but you got it figured out boss. just A East Coast hillbilly throwing it up for you. I got family that rodeos but I ain't no cowboy.Lol

Love Dale ❤️❤️❤️

If you don’t see you ain’t no cowboy videos...you guessed it, you ain’t no cowboy

yeah boy Cowboy

La200 works great.... Also corid does wonders too when you drink to many buds

He's like if you don't wear work gloves all the time you ain't no cowboy, in the next clip he's not wearing work gloves

Well Ol Son, you got the talkin part done!! LMAO ...

If you ain't got mirrored sun glasses You ain't no cowboy ole son

I rake hay with a old m and I got a few cattle of my own but I ain't no cowboy

This was uploaded on my birth day!

@terrantalsma5542

4 жыл бұрын

REXABILLY 032202 meeee to

LA 200 will make you stay awake for dayzzzzz lol

Will you teach me to be a cowboy 🤠

Been cowboying all my life and have never been so confused you have given me ptsd shit

Son. if you don’t swaller your backer spit. You ain’t no cowboy.

Big Hat, No Cattle... You Aint No Cowboy!!

I ain't no cowboy but damn your videos are hilarious. Keep it 90

@DaleBrisbyBullRider

6 жыл бұрын

Chad Trusty thanks amigo

The good ol Tylan 200!! And Penac! Ima Cowboy!! If you put up 5 strand barbed wire fence with gloves.. You ain't no Cowboy!!

“if u don’t have all the horse shoeing tools but would rather pay a ferrier, u ain’t no cowboy” if u dint shoe ur own horses u ain’t no cowboy

Your right... Imma cowgirl

If you don’t say, boy howdy once a hour. You ain’t no cowboy.

I don’t do any of this so I’m definitely a cowboy

I have been a cowboy for a long time

I am not a cowboy but this is funny😂

Do more of these vida

I definitely ain't no cowboy. Ill work on it

I have 2 full bridle set ups for one horse I don't own

IM A PLOW BOY 🚜

I met you at San Antonio Stock show .

God damn I wish I was a cowboy.

If you don’t have a flat bed you ain’t no 🤠

If you dont have more than 3 horses, hoo you aint no cowboy ol son

Been doing western horsemanship for years. Can't be a cowgirl bc I only have goats and sheep.🙁 Unless 1 bottle calf counts. 😂

#dalebrisby you ain't no cowboy unit i see you do #thegitupchallenge while riding a horse

If you dont have any dale brisby merch you ain't no cowboy ol son

He so damn funnt

pow pow

I'm a cowboy yeah boy look watch and learn ol'son

If say if some one uses pre cut dally wraps they ain't no cowboy then why do you have pre cut dally wraps

@erinheckaman4413

4 жыл бұрын

You are right

@jocobrat

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't you see how much dust was on those? He thought they may be cool, bought them then realized no cowboy in their right mind would use pre cut dally wraps. Any cowboy knows that

If you don't have a 45 cylinder gun you ain't cowboy

I give myself la 200 when I'm sick the funniest thing he said.

If you ain't subscribed to Fallon Taylor just to see Stormey Ward.....you ain't no cowboy

@johnpierce2095

5 жыл бұрын

I subscribe to her, just to see her lol

If you don't use old inner tube rubber for your horn, you ain't no cowboy.

yeah boy cowboy!

The only thing that I can't have as a cowboy is I don't have a truck because I am 14

He said it 21 times, I counted.

If I say ol’son am I a better cowboy or how about Hill yeah boah?

So this is where it was born huh

My bosses dad uses LA on himself lol

So funny

I've never really ridden a bull. You aint no cowboy.

Where did he get those chaps anyone know?

Lol 😭

How new can my truck be while still being a cowboy?

DOES BEING A WELDER COUNT ?

Okay, I've at least hear of all those things he said. But what puzzles me is he kept saying "tack room". For the love of god I cant figure out what that is.

If you don’t have 3 different pairs of gum boots , YOU AiNT NO COWBOY!!

He isn't Baxter Black but he is still funny.

I need to be a cowboy, Dale. I want to be a cowboy, Dale. I can be a cowboy, Dale, but I will have to become THE cowboy I know I can be by using the 'cattle baron tutorial' approach due to health reasons from the cowboy I've got living inside of me having done got the 4377 beat out of me. Can you help?

I'm a full on cowboy

The 24 bridals for my three horses is so very accurate

Yee yee

Does he dip

Some of those are true... Lol

I have 8 horses and 100 bridels

You shotgunned those bad boys in the opening scene. The question is - what brand of boot does a cyboy buy, and where do they buy them?

@kalenhorne

6 жыл бұрын

Paliacho9 ariat or Justin’s

@kalenhorne

6 жыл бұрын

The boot store or tractor supply

If you don’t spell FARRIER wrong, well, ol son...

There’s 4 kinds of Cowboys: 1. Drug store (which aren’t really Cowboys) 2. Feedlot. 3. Rodeo 4. Ranch (real)

What about spurs?

Lol the one thing I notice is he dallied wrong

A cowboy is someone that works with cows lol

if you got hair growin down past your ears you aint no cowboy

Or a cowgirl

i ain’t no cowboy

if you don't get both bull calf nuts in a the band every time all the time .you ain't no...