My son is soooooo happy to finally make it on wyrmlife. Not sure y he’s using that accent tho

@newlife5896

3 жыл бұрын

He is the hero we dont deserve

@danielsheraton5433

3 жыл бұрын

After he suggested they blow up the aerosol can there was no question who's son that was.

@silentbob6158

3 жыл бұрын

Totally your son and quite effective with that mallet. 👍

@RoseKindred

3 жыл бұрын

Those 3-legged chairs look great with the mixed woods. If I had one of those I would profile the backrest and 2 front legs a little to make it look more like a skeleton chair. It already has that vibe of ribs and a spine.

@sarahdoan7347

3 жыл бұрын

It goes with the entire theme of wyrmwood.... Y not?...

I bout died when Bobby suggested the logo placement on the shirt.

@ghomerhust

3 жыл бұрын

id buy that shirt in half a minute

@willofthemaker

3 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine how proud that guy would be

@JacobBLarson

3 жыл бұрын

I mean of course if you needed a logo placement, with the pornhub topic involved then you have to have the logo on a pair of underwear briefs huge and in front over a massive bulge, wyrmlyfe, lol

Doug - "What do you mean we can't go on the airport runway?!" Also Doug - "YOU CAN'T JUST SHUT A ROAD DOWN!"

@lordmcfuzz

3 жыл бұрын

This is what is called windshield bias

Of course Crazy Ed is friends with the fire dept....and OF COURSE they'll shut down the roads. Crazy Ed is like that guy that knows everybody and everybody owes him a favor for some obscure thing he did for them years ago.

@johnciall

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I get the feeling he helps them start their controlled fires

@forresthunt9573

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnciall I mean, *someone's* gotta do it.

Bobby and His Sister giving me Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein vibes in that opening.

@haydonwolfe7536

3 жыл бұрын

Acurate

Unless Guiness has a rule that the dice need to be hand placed, y'all need to build a funnel-like jig to lay down those dice.

@zarbonthedestroyer7232

3 жыл бұрын

they have to touch each other. so they will have to go through it with a fine tooth comb to make sure they're touching. might as well place them by hand.

@kaptainkraken

3 жыл бұрын

@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 disagree machine is better and faster. dice placing machine would be a hopper and slide on wheels. They do something similar in the uk for laying down brick roads.

Dimitri is so a clearly a lego guy. “Dumb all the pieces.”

LMAO!! I'm guessing that's one kind of "wood" we won't see on the core list.

@1218Draco

3 жыл бұрын

“We specialize in hard wood, in more ways than one”

@silentbob6158

3 жыл бұрын

@@1218Draco 🤣🤣🤣🤣

man, this one had almost everything. Crazy Ed blowing stuff up. Showing the products, world record stuff, DICE, Doug(Best Boi). Even some sexy time stuff. Only thing missing is Jason yelling at people.

The pure genius of the shirt now has a real purpose, the logo placement idea is without question the best idea Bobby will have this week

I suspect Jason will now be even more opposed to that T-Shirt

@johnciall

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Gannon ... Yeah ok fair point

and now we wait for the 1st person to find the video in question, lol

I mean, come on, Dimitry was Ribrickulous, of course he would know the best way to stack or sort small plastic objects...

"it was just shut down over the weekend for an accident" I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!!🤣🤣🤣🤙

I love all the heart that goes in to this business and these videos, it makes me feel like a part of this dysfunctional family.

Now it DO make sense, now it got a story, now it's a meme.

I love Doug's logic. "You can't just shut a road down!" However, it's alright to shut down an active airport's runway!!

@chrismanuel9768

3 жыл бұрын

Roads are used constantly. One runway at a small airport might go unused for days.

It's good to see unadulterated chaos reappearing on Wrymlyfe

That Tattoo though. Glad you all are non judgmental. All love!

@Indian0Lore

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure if he is that much of a fan of wyrmwood. He is likely to see this video

Those 3 legged chairs looked really good. Nice work ED!

Not gonna Lie, coming to the comments to find the title of that video

As a purveyor of fine sorting algorithms, I just want to make you aware of how "organized packaging vs chaos" dice placement is going to scale. Sure it's faster over 6 feet, but once it's 20 feet long the travel time to go pick more dice immediately outweighs. We're talking an O(n) algorithm vs a O(x^n) one.

So.... does anyone have a link to the video? You know, for educational purposes.

@hosakuwanderer2399

3 жыл бұрын

Bump

@copper589

3 жыл бұрын

I'm looking for this video desperately

Person - Why is the logo on the back of the shirt like that? Me - You do not watch Wyrmlyfe.

So uh, what search terms would a person use to find this video?

@Duncan_Campbell

3 жыл бұрын

This really is the question now.

For woodcrafters I expected you to create a simple wooden staff tool that you can just unload the dice bags in and the tool will lay them flat in a line for you. kinda like a snooker triangle tray.

Me at the original WyrmHub shirt pitch: That's dumb. I'm not buying that... Me now that this video exists: Yup, I'd spend hard-earned money on that.

@LAJackson123

3 жыл бұрын

They should get those two wonderful gentlemen to model it for them, also!

• Whoever edited 5:58 was so on point. I laughed so hard on that timing. 😂😂😂 • "That video has more views than any piece of marketing that we've ever done--IS THAT TRUE?! 😮" Hahaha, Bobby your expression there is priceless!! 🤣🤣🤣

So.. what is the PH link?

I'm going to look it up... For science

Great episode guys

@alister3882

3 жыл бұрын

In an alternate dimension, you are the chief of the bomb squad of Massachusetts.

@CRAZY-ED

3 жыл бұрын

@@alister3882 that would b some shit wouldn’t it. Like we walk past eachother and get the chills

Suggestion: line all the dice up in some sort of tube or thin container and just slide them onto the ground

@gavinclark6891

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, kind of shake them into a tray or gutter-type device!

I'm betting the guy in that hub video is the one that had asked for permission to tattoo their logo on his person, and I think Wyrmwood paid for it too.

When Bobby said "This guy has a GIANT..." I was not expecting him to continue with "...Wyrmwood Tatoo"

When you suggested the logo placement, I actually couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes

Dimitry bringing that Lego Lyfe experience when it comes to organizing and creating with small bits of plastic 💪🤓👍

You guys absolutely have got to get that guy on Wyrm Lyfe!! Or at least send him a bunch of stuff!

@DarthPoyner

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Cuz he got a tattoo and banged a dude? It's not real advertisement because there is no indication of brand name or of the products. It's just a logo. Write him a nice note, send him a hexy vault and be done with it. This is still a case of not wanting to associate the brand with porn. At most it is a meme.

@timvancolen

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarthPoyner Then why not exploit the meme for marketing? It's internet 101

Got my "Roll the Dice" tabletop vault yesterday... was absolutely blown away when I saw that it is zebrawood! It's so lovely, I adore it. And kudos to whoever worked out the arrangement of the text for the engraving, it was clearly done with thought and care.

Is NOBODY gonna slide that link into the comment section??!

@Duncan_Campbell

3 жыл бұрын

all we need is the title, or enough keywords to search for it.

I wonder if the guy just searched like 'tree shield crest' and found your logo, and has no idea what wyrmwood is. I think there is a non-zero percent chance of this... 😂

@j_0076

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the thought process was like, 'a small tree of life-like within a shield'

On another note...this was one of the best Wyrm Lyfe episodes in a looong time. Glad to see you guys are back to it!

I WANT that shirt with the Wyrmwood logo on the back! Too hilarious not to get it.

How else is the guy going to afford a new prophecy table?

Amazing 🤣🤣 Also love the new end logo graphic, it is suuuuper clean and crisp

link tho?

Hey yall! So, I'm going to send y'all an email as well, but that's my fiance! I'm the one who originally wanted to get the tattoo - there was an episode, but he ended up getting his done at the same time. We'd love to chat with y'all if interested!

@hosakuwanderer2399

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if real..link for *cough* research purposes? XD.

@copper589

3 жыл бұрын

What's the video called!?!?!?!?

@FullmetalFreakthingy

3 жыл бұрын

linkkkkkk!!

Yes Wyrmwood is back!!! This 11min 26sec video went by so fast, I need Wyrm Lyfe daily!!!

This has gotten me excited for the adventures to come in season 8.

Can the intermission between scene cuts be a wyrmwood wrapping paper?

“Pikachu face incarnate” 😂

That Padauk table is gorgeous. I would love to see a progression of how that wood darkens over time.

Well now I want a wyrmwood tattoo.

I came here to recommend building some kind of jig for placing the dice - but it looks like 117 other people beat me to it lol

Left shoulder Wyrmwood, rock it!

LOVE THE NEW VIDEO!! Continuing to grow the brand and improving the content is awesome to watch every time a new episode drops.

Bobby says the word "nonsense" the exact same way Doug says it.

I'm thinking Crazy Ed needs to make a hopper that funnels all the dice down and lays them. Then attach said contraption to a bike and lay down those dice at a record pace. Break two records... longest dice line and fastest dice laying.

Wait... so is the die we get in the KS for the record a d6? This whole time I've been picturing a d20.

@hosakuwanderer2399

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I had also had it in my head it was d20s. Hm..i don't know if I would care for a D6.

One hell of a first video to start the season! 🤣 Cant wait for that PronHub collab!

Just wanna say we recently received our Blades and Blossoms vaults and couldnt be happier! You guys always crush it

Describes Dougs pikachu face...5 seconds later “You can’t just shut a road down” (with pikachu face). LOVE IT.

I mean, at least the Wyrmwood tattoo wasn’t pointing at his wood, haha. But actually though... hmm 🤔

Wyrmwood. Found in the exotic hardwoods section of your favorite adult website

Season 8. Lets Go!

Better, build a jig (like a ramp for the dices) and a funnel on top. Place it on wheels and you can also have the speed record...

Great start to the season

What fireworks? All I see is a room full of kittens, wink wink. A healthy cache of kittens that are safely stored. I'm saying it again, after finishing the Malazan series Ed definitely is Wyrmwoods version of Hedge.

I will pay money for that shirt.

Now thats how you start a season.

Litterally coming back with a bang! Amazing season opener

That noise right before the end! incredible

Funnel into something like a 3/4" pvc pipe. Move that along a straight edge and shove them together after dumping a cup down. Move straight edge forward, refill pipe, wash rinse repeat.

love that new out'tro (did I say that right? idk) Wyrm Lyfe Shield. great work on the animation.

That animated logo is nice - maybe speed it up, or have it animated at a higher frame rate?

@gavinclark6891

3 жыл бұрын

it would look real smooth fast

Alla is my favorite Wyrmlyfe character. Also, you should build a little hopper/loader thing to pour all the dice in a straight line like those brick laying machines.

He did not just Sheesh... Lol

You guys didn't take much of a break between seasons, but I missed this. Its just too good

You're a woodworking company lol, why not build a jig for placing the dice??

@ninjasownpirates

3 жыл бұрын

The woodworkers would immediately think that, yes, but they've got the marketing team working on this ;)

@robertct5960

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjasownpirates they probably have and are just letting them go for a bit, you know, for the content 🤣🤣

I'd buy that shirt!!!

I WOULD BUY THAT SHIRT

this episode was soooo good i laughed so much

Eyyy! Crazy Ed and is crazy kid! Love it!

Have teams doing the dice. One team lines small amounts up in some sort of tube. The second team brings those filled tubes to the places. The third team places them.

Love the new Intro for season 8!

Loving the vibe of the new intro!

Its nice how you guys line up the dice. But does it have to be place by hand? Maybe Crazy Ed can make a thing to drop a bunch of the and as you walk with it drops the dice lineup. Kind of a dice tower lining all of them.

Take two yard sticks and use them to push the dice in a straight line. Like sandwich between the yard sticks while they’re on the pavement then lift away from the dice.

Just a suggestion, get a big or really level/straight edge, poor and spread them out along it, then push and tidy it up so they don’t bunch up.

the new intro is fire.

@windserpent2

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what the intro song is?

Random comment! Can we get a touch base episode! Like all the people that are not a present in the vlog anymore. What’s moms Ted up to? How’s Fabreiess Ben? And so on :) just an idea

Lol I think Dimitry is a closet Pyromaniac at heart. He was looking at those fireworks with deep intent to do mischief!

Do the dice have to be placed by hand or could you slowly drag a plank with an attached vibration motor over the floor with one person quickly aligning stray dice?

but srsly wheres the Wyrmwood shirt with the shoulderblade logo

LMAO! I honestly haven't laughed that hard in at least a week!

You guys should get a big funnel, with a piece of PVC pipe attached to it that has the inner diameter of the dice used. Use the funnel as a hopper, and see if you can get the dice to slide from the hopper down the PVC pipe to the ground in a line. If the dice HAVE to be touching, then maybe you have the pipes be interchangeable, and taken off the hopper to be able turn the dice out onto the road and tightened up while another pipe is filling. That way you could make progress on your line in increments of whatever length pipe you get.

You should measure out the distance of one bag of dice for the record and then set then out in those increments. Then have 2 people to a bag or something like that and then your set up time would be super fast.

Pa is real chill. You can close a road with out people freaking.

Man. I hated on the Wyrmwood Pornhub shirt idea before, but now with the context...I'd actually get one 😂

Omg I kinda want to see this video for educational purposes.

@LAJackson123

3 жыл бұрын

I've been searching. No luck, yet.

@copper589

3 жыл бұрын

@@LAJackson123 I've been searching too

@Indian0Lore

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure the guy will see this video and comment.

You actually might not believe this (also tabletop tiles keychains!)