The dude who walked out of his house, saw a furry screaming at some kids, and moonwalked back in is the best character in the film

@CybernikTheHedgehog

5 жыл бұрын

When?

@ryanschneider115

5 жыл бұрын

Well, how would you react?

@milster08

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Schneider call the cops

@ryanschneider115

5 жыл бұрын

Milsta f m You have answered correctly! And you have one, *Drum Roll* The right to punch Cool Cat as many times as you can in Five minutes!

@milster08

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Schneider can I use my 1000000 punches a minute machine for this?

"Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!!" I'm answering my phone like this from now on

@GlitchyPikachu

6 жыл бұрын

Human Trash 420 likes

@tommykarrick9130

6 жыл бұрын

Human Trash I just love the idea of you picking up the phone on some business call or something and yelling out to this business man "DOGS ARE MY FRIENDS! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"

@ItzHighMoon

6 жыл бұрын

same

@mao6729

6 жыл бұрын

lol ur name should be mine

@lulub517

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant!

I like how the Cool Cat books get progressively more political. I hope the next one in the series is “Cool Cat ends the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” Edit: I did not mean for this comment to be so prophetic

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

Aged well

@baseballguy3741

3 жыл бұрын

Aged like milk in the Sahara

@theangryholmesian4556

3 жыл бұрын

Not a "conflict" any more then China invading Tibet was a "conflict." Free Palestine!

@ap6249

3 жыл бұрын

Cool cat encourages the Palestinians to send balloons to the Israelis Thats when HAMAS gets an idea for bullying Israel...

@theangryholmesian4556

3 жыл бұрын

Israel to Palestine, Lebanon, Egypt, Syria, and South Africa: "Boy I feel like picking on someone!"

Derek advertising “cool cat loves alternatul fuel” right before a pro military book is like 12 layers of irony.

@murphy7801

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno killing people is good for the environment....

@shoooja

2 жыл бұрын

@@murphy7801 in some sense yea

@etalex7074

2 жыл бұрын

@@murphy7801 that’s not what we mean when we talk about military effects on the environment

@murphy7801

2 жыл бұрын

@@etalex7074 who this we? Also guessing don't understand irony as a type of humour.

@etalex7074

2 жыл бұрын

@@murphy7801 what I’m talking about is how the military pollutes a shit ton.

The man who slowly backs into his house again is my favorite character in this movie.

@user-ti2ph6qb1y

6 жыл бұрын

Cinnamini ღ I literally started screaming when I saw that

@Friedphesh

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much that I started choking lmao

@verdragon5591

6 жыл бұрын

Best character

@reviathan3524

5 жыл бұрын

That's confusing. He came from the same house as Cool Cat's. So, who's he?

@flambobob2186

5 жыл бұрын

Is it because he’s the only one who’s self aware in The Whole movie

I love yms's voice. It's such a fine ballance between 'I don't give a shit' and 'I'm reviewing a movie'

@rhiannonlamothe2769

8 жыл бұрын

i kno right but ur second point i say is im reviewing a s**t movie ;)

@polygonheadman851

8 жыл бұрын

+The RiDicULoUs Guy what

@havesomeupside-downqake4470

8 жыл бұрын

Well put!

@brokeboy9378

8 жыл бұрын

Its hawt

@Pat0p

8 жыл бұрын

It brings me much joy.

worrying quotes from cool cat: "I LOVE KIDS" "I LOVE BABIES" "I'm always on the run!" "Only when they're looking away"

@sephikong8323

2 жыл бұрын

A new adventure now available on "Cool Cat escapes the feds"

@st1k3r63

2 жыл бұрын

@@sephikong8323 cool cat escapes to Cuba

@user-vm4nd3ld5h

2 жыл бұрын

Cool cat faces extreme criminal charges and gets a life sentence

@User-es3em

2 жыл бұрын

Cool Cat commits suicide under mysterious circumstances after agreeing to out similar offenders in the industry.

@seventallion5112

2 жыл бұрын

Cool Cat becomes a Reddit mod.

10:13 "Cool Cat's so brave..." as he chases down two unarmed children half his size

@holidayfish

3 жыл бұрын

in this day and age its brave to chase down any kids

@aptspikeybird1005

4 ай бұрын

@@holidayfish In this day and age, it's brave to work as a cashier

@chimedemon

Ай бұрын

You know there’s this web comic called Daisy Owl this reminds me of, where Daisy and her little brother are seeing a bully beat up a kid and they ask if it’d be morally justified to beat up bullies when they became grown adults. Go read it, it’s good shit

when the guy walked back inside I died 😭😂😂😂

@aidancullinan7649

8 жыл бұрын

He's all like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooope, fuck this"

@TheAlmightyConch

8 жыл бұрын

Best part of the movie

@braimyumleah8215

8 жыл бұрын

I don't blame the poor bastard

@C102y

8 жыл бұрын

+Tony Vidrio You can almost hear the "NOPE!"

@swaxsmax7231

8 жыл бұрын

Too

Butch is the villain because he doesn’t use alternatul fuels

@dr.diamond9868

4 жыл бұрын

He also doesn't like wrastling

@user-iw5di7kj7q

4 жыл бұрын

He also likes to PAWN GUM.

@KOISHIMELTDOWN

4 жыл бұрын

He also doesn't like work areas with the blankey ass'em morse heinz pie

@sexmansex

4 жыл бұрын

He isn’t following the lawl

@afre989

4 жыл бұрын

He also doesn't like to BOOGIE WOOGIE

As a veteran, Cool Cat saying I am awesome is the only thanks I need for all those things that happened when I was sent to the Middle East.

@meangreen8873

3 жыл бұрын

Beats the alturnatuls.

@crimsonlanceman7882

2 жыл бұрын

is there even a point... To be honest, every time someone talks about the US military. I just ask myself "what's the context here? Why is US there? What is happening". I could actually check. And I probably will.

@froginabucket7294

9 ай бұрын

@@crimsonlanceman7882I’m a year late,but I’ll say it anyways,it either starts with a country fucking around with americas little oil makers,which promptly gets them obliterated,or they attack homeland and get obliterated right afterwards

@SMATF5

2 ай бұрын

On the one hand, I have complicated feelings of guilt about being complicit in the neocolonial aggression of the American imperialist war machine - but on the other hand, I *do* have Cool Cat's approval, so... All good! No further introspection needed.

@asrajune2709

Ай бұрын

@@SMATF5 holy based

if a title like “Cool Cat loves alternative fuels” doesn’t catch a 7 year olds attention i don’t know what does

@Tauva

3 жыл бұрын

*alternatal fuel

@carbonreptile5437

2 жыл бұрын

makes it sound like they should drink it

@bella_ciao4608

9 ай бұрын

Goin grink

*ah yes, the nnited staes states military*

@shadysam7161

4 жыл бұрын

this takes place in an alternate universe where the united states is known as "nnited states" and this is just their military.

@ANTICENA571

3 жыл бұрын

Have they gone grink to save their environment?

@skydiamsteam6005

3 жыл бұрын

The Postal Dude Along Marshall

@lampini

3 жыл бұрын

His refusal to do a second take is inspiring

@RazorusR3X777

3 жыл бұрын

@@ANTICENA571 Hopefully they have decided to use alternatul fuels.

I just cannot believe that you are actually able to do a two video review about cool cat. It is like a superpower.

@Spongeknight87

9 жыл бұрын

The IMDB page for this film is hilarious, the actress playing col cats mom is still working bit parts and cool cat was in a slasher film before this

@Malthaely

9 жыл бұрын

Hey Kurz Gesagt you could now make a video how cool cat effects the human immune systems.. and how it destroys the human body.

@xXpallinnXx

9 жыл бұрын

Wow, didn't expect to find you guys here. And am i the only one that read this in the Kurz Gesagt narrator voice?

@kurzgesagt

9 жыл бұрын

Nah - just spend every free minute on YT. And YMS is just very entertaining.

@TheTwentiethH

9 жыл бұрын

***** OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Also I love your videos.

so daddy derek answers the phone with "this is the cat residence", meaning their last name is cat. that means Cool Cat's full name is Cool Cat, first name Cool. So his parents are calling him by his full name

@leavemealonethx

2 жыл бұрын

How have I never thought of this

@CasuallyConsistent

2 жыл бұрын

So Derek's maiden name was savage, so did cool cat Derek canonical live the same life as real life Derek until the year this movie was released? Was daddy Derek on playgirl magazine??

@A-Disappointed-Horse

2 жыл бұрын

Or his name is Cool Cat Cat and I’m not sure which is worse.

@tomsmurf4225

Жыл бұрын

"Cool cat" is actually an abbreviation. Whenever he gets in trouble his parents call him by his full name, Cooliam Catthew

@eduardopena5893

Жыл бұрын

Maybe his name is Cool Cat Cat.

The film becomes even creepier when you learn that Derek kept hitting on the actress who played the mother cat, and he fired her when he thought she had got into a relationship with Cool Cats voice actor

@jcee1882

Жыл бұрын

And the fact that he barged into the poor woman's home, literally invading, because he thought she and cool cat's actor were having an affair. And because he is a petulant incel, he fires her. All because she refused to date him.

@Kokonoe

2 ай бұрын

source?

@MrPjw5

27 күн бұрын

@@KokonoeJason Johnson, the actor who played Cool Cat. He’s done a few interviews on several different podcasts about the experience. He’s a good sport about the whole thing.

'Cool Cat joins the Islamic State'

@sephikong8323

4 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat sponsors the Great Leap Forward"

@charlescalthrop2535

4 жыл бұрын

“Cool Cat becomes a Bolshevik,”

@firstnamelastname7244

4 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat joins the National Socialist party"

@breakingbacon658

4 жыл бұрын

‘Cool Cat guns down a leprechaun’

@skane5410

4 жыл бұрын

That’s funny cause check this out 8:54

10:28 “Gotta drive to work today!” *walks out and sees an adult dressed up in a road cone orange cat fursuit being filmed* “Hey boss, I’m not feeling so good today.”

@mandykarevicius9746

5 жыл бұрын

"You're fired." Damn you, Cool Cat. My career ended because of you-goooooooh! *Becomes a bully*

@Ze_eT

5 жыл бұрын

@@mandykarevicius9746 "I will punk him with this groovy spray can!"

@Greendalewitch

5 жыл бұрын

"Boss. I don't feel so good..." *Disintegrates into dust*

@tobeyorconsequences9544

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ze_eT "He won't be boogeying when he sees what I'm going to do. "

@QJ89

4 жыл бұрын

*Sees a big orange cat man talking to some kids.* "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."

This film begs the question: "What was Derek Savage's childhood like?" Edited to add: The "MAC WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER!" jump cut makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it again.

@maizestudios9733

2 жыл бұрын

bad

@dddmmi

2 жыл бұрын

bozo the clown generation trying to make content for the post-barney generation

@dysn3961

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing that he has the mascot resort to "You have no friends", he might've been the bully himself

I always pick up the phone with “Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!”

Alternatul fuels can't melt steel beams

@dontask8998

8 жыл бұрын

+Dank Lord I know the proper spelling, I was referring to Savage's mispronunciation in the beginning of the video

@dontask8998

8 жыл бұрын

+Dank Lord 2:43

@shadownesiaSGP

8 жыл бұрын

+Don't Ask wrasling

@timafterdark3759

8 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about going greank. Better for the Eearth then fossil fuel oiil.

@Greyspecies9999

8 жыл бұрын

+Don't Ask Actually, they CAN do, but they just don't want to.

The man walking backwards is probably the smartest character in this movie. His like “Noooup”

@theblackbaron4119

4 жыл бұрын

He saw the furry shit going on and just went back, hoping Chris Hansen would sort things out.

@shadysam7161

4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 he called every single military soldier on the planet to go to daddy derek's house and arrest him for his war crimes and attempts to abolish the age of consent.

@weinhard961

3 жыл бұрын

His like

@mando9364

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually watching another review of this movie the other day and I think they edited the guy out. Which is a shame. Not only was it funny, he was the best actor in the movie. Lol

@Evilriku13

3 жыл бұрын

That neighbor: "Oh shit Derek is doign a movie again... don't wanna get invovled again!" and walks right back home

"Butch has no friends" Butch 2 minutes later: Has a pair of friends to graffiti a wall with.

@zawrator4457

9 ай бұрын

They’re not his friends, they’re his associates.

@holdenroberts6973

9 ай бұрын

​@@zawrator4457 That's what cool cat wants you to believe.

@NJGuy1973

3 ай бұрын

@@holdenroberts6973 With friends like them, you better not have any enemies.

10:30 that dude down the street is used to seeing Derek doing this kind of weird shit all the time and he doesn't want to be seen while it's happening.

@GalaxyDogenut

3 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@bakedandsteaked

2 жыл бұрын

That shit had me crying. I love how he pauses slightly, and decides that turning around would make him too obvious so he walks backwards instead.

I feel unconfortable and self-aware everytime cool cat says "Daddy"

@thatguyintherain3168

4 жыл бұрын

Analfabeto Xtreme edition Hey there, DADDY Derek... (Insert Various Lenny faces)

@klystron2010

4 жыл бұрын

*FATHER.* *SIRE OF MY PERSON.* *SPAWNER OF ME.*

@alexnacud25

4 жыл бұрын

@Swiie Brother Mayhard.... *Bring forth the holy hand grenade*

@SHMUGIog

4 жыл бұрын

Oh daddy 0o0

@Xtoff

4 жыл бұрын

The Internet has absolutely ruined what was once an innocent term used by children. U some nasty bitches

The dude moonwalking back into his own house is my spirit animal

@hankhill5622

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, what would you do if you walk outside and see a furry screaming at kids

@sexmansex

4 жыл бұрын

I’d beat Bobby for bringing this upon the great land of Texas

@mewfour3265

4 жыл бұрын

Oooh hell no

@joestarlineage5838

4 жыл бұрын

Best character in all of fiction if not all of reality

@mewfour3265

4 жыл бұрын

@@joestarlineage5838 good

10:26 gotta love how this guy goes from "okay time to go outside and relax a little, get some sun and I should never go outside again"

@impcityangel3245

Жыл бұрын

There aren't enough people talking about that.

This has been one of my favorite comfort videos since ~2017 and saying "there he is" like Erik Estrada has been a pillar of my personality for these last 5 years

Cool cat reviews are more entertaining than the real movie.

@franciscomenes1369

7 жыл бұрын

DJ Soul Were you expecting anything else? 😂😂😂

@Cyperstudio

7 жыл бұрын

DJ Soul exactly

@shortyqnz20

7 жыл бұрын

DJ Soul 6:47

@TravisBroski

7 жыл бұрын

They have far more educational value than the movie

@nicolasjamo

7 жыл бұрын

DJ Soul It's kind of fun to go along with the movie, cheering Cool Cat on, while completely drunk off your ass

The delivery on “identify yourself” will never get old to me

@JesusOfPaign

3 жыл бұрын

“Dogs are my friends! IDENTIFY YOURSELF” is the most unintentionally funny line in this entire thing 😂

@floppademon1506

3 жыл бұрын

*_IDENTIFY YOURSELF ----- WHO THE F@@K ARE YOU?_*

@jeanmichellelaurent

3 жыл бұрын

@@JesusOfPaign someone once wrote that exact line on an inspirational quote board at school

@Arc-Tempo21

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanmichellelaurent I hope that legend is living their best life right now.

@cillirpepper6454

2 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat Joins The Police Force"

A YMS classic I rewatch occasionally Edit: I visited the cool cat website and there's cool cat NFTs oh my lord-

@elizabetharmstrong6511

Жыл бұрын

I thought Derek cared about the planet lmao

@ryebreadthebread

Жыл бұрын

YOURE JOKING HOLY SHIT

@Treeeee2008

Жыл бұрын

@@ryebreadthebread Nope, there's a whole section of the website dedicated to cool cat nfts.

@ryebreadthebread

Жыл бұрын

@@Treeeee2008 WHY

@abandonedchannel1010

Жыл бұрын

cool cat will never be an nft *spits cereal after finding out about cool cat ntfs*

>"Cool cat stops bullying" >>Implies Cool Cat used to be a bully.

@zapwitz3931

2 жыл бұрын

What if the newspapers in the intro are reporting Cool Cat himself renouncing his bullying ways? He was the sole source of most bullying and now that he's turned a new leaf, his former friend Butch is lashing out in loneliness. Such deep lores.

The neighbor walking out at 10:25 is the funniest shit ever. That poor guy probably was just going out to get his mail, and then he sees a grown man in a cat suit cornering the neighborhood kids while some weird guy films it.

@SuperSisby

9 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he talked to the police afterwards. "Officer, I saw this huge yellow cat talking to these kids on the side of the house. I.. I don't know what's happening, I think the drugs are catching up to me."

@GamerGod353

9 жыл бұрын

Sisby *orange

@SuperSisby

9 жыл бұрын

Pandie Goodies I think the color of a furry talking to children across your house is the least of your problems.

@GamerGod353

9 жыл бұрын

Sisby If there was a camera involved i'd know it would be a movie like that. People arn't that stupid when it comes to making child pornography.

@SuperSisby

9 жыл бұрын

Pandie Goodies I would think making child pornography instantly makes you stupid, same with sex tapes. Who tapes something that's illegal or something you don't other others to see? If you have a partner that's willing to have sex with you what's the point of sex tapes when you could just reenact everything? But back to the point, I'd still be freaked out if I walked onto a set where a giant furry was talking to two children with a camera following them, I wouldn't even know how to set a story for that up inside of my head.

This movie makes more sense if you assume Cool Cat is a severely (but basically functioning) autistic man whose special interest is mascots. Derek is actually his step-dad, and Mama Cat is indeed his biological mother, who is also in costume to make her son happy. To keep her from losing her mind, Derek treats her like a queen and gives into every one of her fetishes or weird hobbies. He's super-rich - the house and cars are in his name - and has a lot of influence in the neighborhood, so he's able to talk the adults of the community into indulging his stepson's bizarre lifestyle... Or, of course, he can always bribe them. Anyway, that's my ridiculous pseudo-theory. I hope whoever reads this gets something out of it. *shrug*

@haremfanatic1014

7 жыл бұрын

This actually would make for a great psychological-drama.

@Kiss_My_Aspergers

7 жыл бұрын

do ot As a person with ANY illness or disorder, I know that each person's experience with it will be different from any other person. Even in cases of people who have the same thing - ex. autism - even if they have almost every symptom the same, they will still have different lives, different upbringings, different levels of support, etc. No two people are (literally) *exactly* alike. Not even twins. As a human being and an individual, you should know that.

@odoridori

7 жыл бұрын

Jack KissMyAspergers theres certainly no one quite like cool cat

@dylanclarke4930

7 жыл бұрын

Butch the Bully tries to shoot up a school. Could you explain that?

@zosiak3818

7 жыл бұрын

Jack KissMyAspergers This is the good side of Epileptic Trees.

Daddy Derek really earned his name back in that Playgirl issue

9 years ago and i still come back to watch these

Cool cat: I love kids! *gets arrested for pedophilia charges*

@ansahofei4415

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a cool kat mod for a GTA game? Wanna try getting busted in that mod

"Cool Cat touches the kids." "Cool Cat sneaks into the women's restroom." "Cool Cat explores the Dark Web." "Cool Cat realizes changing rooms have windows." "Cool Cat starts a crusade." "Cool Cat resurrects Hitler."

@jerichosamurai

6 жыл бұрын

Don't we all, for one reason or another?

@jerichosamurai

6 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat reignites the Cold War."

@xZippy

6 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat resurrects both his parents." "Cool Cat dresses in all black." "Cool Cat fits the battle of the Jericho."

@corbinrysavy9297

6 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cat eats puppies"

@jerichosamurai

6 жыл бұрын

"Cool Cats discovers the beauties of free expression in poetry."

The more I hear Savage talk, the more I'm convinced he's completely sloshed all the time.

He’s been in the middle of “analyzing an intelligent art film” for many years now lol

@SteeZy644

10 ай бұрын

Reflects Synecdoche perfectly

I love how the bully literally says “I’m a bully and I’m gonna get you tmrw”. I don’t think bullies actually say “hi, I’m a bully...”

@NJGuy1973

4 жыл бұрын

"Hello. I'm Butch and I'll be your bully today."

@dobrakawanimat

4 жыл бұрын

"hello i am a rapist"

@JeilyFan124

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a troll and I'm going to start a flame war tommorow.

@ashkitt7719

4 жыл бұрын

How do you do fellow bullies?

@ckcez

4 жыл бұрын

At one point he says, "I love being a bully!"

oh my actual lord. I'm so happy this exists.

@ARMIV4

9 жыл бұрын

My life has been made better from viewing this. Also shorter from the inability to breath due to laughing so damn hard.

@Bodudus

9 жыл бұрын

Until you remember that there are some kids who are being raised on this stuff.

@hokumdog

9 жыл бұрын

Actual lord. As opposed to the metaphoric lord?

@Jackmono1

9 жыл бұрын

Bodudus I don't believe that.

@SirClawedfrog

9 жыл бұрын

Wow, didn't expect to see you here.

I'd like to point out the "Cool Cat Goes Ethanol" is the opposite of going grink. The process of making ethanol puts out more pollution than it saves. The reason all gas stations in the US have signs saying: "contains 10% ethanol" is because that is the minimum required by federal law. This law is a deal made with corn farmers in the US in order for them to make more money as corn is used in ethanol, as well as make it look like the government's doing something about global warming. Based on his Fair Use video, it's clear he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about at all, so I'm not surprised he didn't do basic research.

@maddieb.4282

Жыл бұрын

Going Grink?

@eduardopena5893

11 ай бұрын

I am about to really blitz your mind. Mining Lithium for the batteries in electric cars is one of the most toxic and environmentally damaging things you can do. Then you have to ship all of the raw materials all around the world to be assembled on diesel powered cargo ships. Then guess what? Those cars need to be constantly recharged by electricity that comes from coal burning power plants. This whole green energy plan seems to have some tragic flaws in it....

That scene of cool cat singing Death Grips is constantly playing in my head on a loop

Does anyone else find it weird how Derek is making it look like he married a furry

@RinkoDinko

6 жыл бұрын

South Carolina Mapping Hehe yeaaaaah

@ThreadBomb

6 жыл бұрын

Well done for pointing out the thing that was also pointed out at length in the video you are commenting on.

@planescaped

6 жыл бұрын

I find it weird how many of his pedophile warning signs Derek blatantly shares with the world via this movie. >__> Seriously... he might as well have but a neon sign over his house saying 'potential predator'. There are legit and honest kids movies, then there are creepy ones like these that seem made for ulterior purposes.

@androidinblack5291

6 жыл бұрын

Actually the reason Derek was not in a cat costume was because of budgetary issues involving the costumes. As pointed out in this very video, there was only one suit shared between cool cat and his mother. Since the father cat would’ve probably shown up in the shame shots right beside cool cat, it would’ve been harder to edit than the scenes with the mother and cool cat. Either that or he’s just so egocentric, he had to plug himself into the film.

@jonasmcmillan

6 жыл бұрын

planescaped I just watched Mindhunters on Netflix and there's a lot of red flags in this.

"Cool Cat and his sugar daddy Derek"

@ratwoman248

6 жыл бұрын

ApathyFront he's into a lot of cat stuff then

@_un_111

6 жыл бұрын

Cool homestuck picture lol

I love how Cool Cat is just.... Staring into the void most of the time. I wonder if the actor behind the mask was cursing out after every time he spoke.

The sequel, "Cool Cat Solves World Hunger" would go something like: "I got it guys! Everyone should just eat some food!" And then the day gets saved as everyone goes "Wow! you're the greatest, Cool Cat!"

Kid: "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story?" Dad: "Sure kiddo! How about 'Cool Cat loves Alternative Fuels'?" Kid: "But I like Snow White! " Dad: COOL CAT LOVES ALTERNATIVE FUELS!!!!!!!!

@Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh372

5 жыл бұрын

Teaches children about goin’ G R I N K.

@milster08

5 жыл бұрын

Or worse... Teen: I’m bored, read me a story. Grandpa: Ok, let’s read “Cool Cat loves the soldiers”. Teen: BUT I WANT HARRY POTTER!!! Grandpa: Cool cat loves the soldiers, as you millennials like to read. Teen: **Slowly pulls IPhone out of their pocket** Grandpa: What is that brick? Is it something safe? Teen: **Goes on Facebook and tells everyone what happened** Grandpa: Why is it glowing? Teen: it’s Facebook. Heard of it? Grandpa: I think I have the Facebook. **Shows book which has grandpa’s face** Teen: No, not that kind of Facebook... **hour long explanation** Grandpa: O-ok...

@dstinnettmusic

5 жыл бұрын

G R I N K

@heathernikki5734

5 жыл бұрын

Alternatul*

@dancingpiggy7182

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean ALTERNATAL fuels

God, it always sounds dirty to me when Cool Cat calls Derek Savage "Daddy Derek", it sounds like they're engaging in some kind of furry daddy kink together.

@loganmason5784

7 жыл бұрын

Because they are.

@laela6289

7 жыл бұрын

So it isn't just me

@SirChubbyBunny

7 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for an obscure porn parody of this that goes with this concept.

@laela6289

7 жыл бұрын

The Chaos Dragoness I agree. I cringe a little inside 😖

@peterearley9579

7 жыл бұрын

The Chaos Dragoness ikr

I can’t believe this video was one of my introductions to Death Grips

@thefunnychiptuneman

Ай бұрын

how so?

"IT'S NOT COOL TO PAINT ON SOMEONE'S WALL!!" Commercial painters: Wow ok

"Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!" Best line ever,always makes me bust a lung

@quantumblauthor7300

5 жыл бұрын

Have a safe flight! Love you! *B U S T A L U N G !*

@awe4772

5 жыл бұрын

Emanuele Balducci you have been threw 52

@matthewpunk2012

5 жыл бұрын

Bust a lung challenge.

@Imcold1218

4 жыл бұрын

*Dere he is*

@beeliccious6969

4 жыл бұрын

Emanuele Balducci Damn I really thought that said ”bust a nut”

6:16 "For a lot of children's books there really wasn't anything that taught kids about being nice to the environment." The Lorax would like a word with you, Mr. Savage.

@treyebillups8602

7 жыл бұрын

eh ugh you forgot going grink

@tommykarrick9130

6 жыл бұрын

Tell me One book That teaches kids about *_g o i n g r i n k_*

@iwakeupandboomimarat

6 жыл бұрын

does the lorax teach you about *goin' grink?*

@alexdionisos

6 жыл бұрын

"And so going grink, tickled the Lorax pink". Haven't you read that edition?

@BluemooncreeperdoesMC

6 жыл бұрын

What is my life? apparently not according to derek

10:28 Shoutout to the guy going outside of his home to do something completely normal and sees a man in a bright orange cat costume shouting at some kids while being filmed, so he just casually walks backwards as he reenters his house.

@ajzmn3538

Ай бұрын

The inspiration for Smiling Friends "I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!"

Old video but the dude backing up in the background while Cool Cat talks to the bullies is fucking hysterical.

I know that the film is bad, and I agree, but I can't help but applaud the actor who played Cool Cat. His name is Jason Johnson (which Derek did not even credited, the malodorous manchild), and he has a KZread channel. He talked with some commenters about the filming of Cool Cat and how hellish it was. He will no longer appears in any future Cool Cat film as he and Derek had a fallout. You can see some details on his video on the comment section.

@ursidae97

4 жыл бұрын

But then he can't bring HAPENIS to the kids!!

@jun-hs4eo

4 жыл бұрын

Sidney Meyers oh god lol

@Kiatro

4 жыл бұрын

@@ursidae97 omfg that hilarious. Well played.

@ItsDylanMegaw

4 жыл бұрын

didn't credit him, pay probably wasn't good and his director is exploitative, manipulative, thin skinned and with delusions of grandeur. I don't blame him, As an actor myself, self respect and class is important I would have just cut ties and walked.

@koenvandamme6901

4 жыл бұрын

How could you fall out with Daddy Derek? He's such a nice guy!

I paint walls because nobody loves me.

@ThePaperSun

8 жыл бұрын

+Cool Cat You heard me!

@RobotwarsKing

8 жыл бұрын

+Cool Cat And your nose is fat. :v

@Rottythepup

8 жыл бұрын

+Cool Cat Don't worry cool cat I think you're cool ;D ...Just please don't let Derek put you in any more movies. ;3;

@suspicioususer

8 жыл бұрын

+Cool Cat Those commentators kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! *electro beat*

@RobotwarsKing

8 жыл бұрын

***** THERE HE IIIIIIIS

12:46 I like how they didn't even take down the regular decor of whoever's house this is and just taped pics over it instead

This feels like something you would be forced to watch school in like 3rd grade

Anyone else notice how in the description of "The Dancer: A Male Stripper Story" that the main character's name is James, and that Butch's dad is also named James?

@Mae_is_gae

4 жыл бұрын

The Derek Savage Cinematic Universe

@freak3470

4 жыл бұрын

its all connected. the derekverse

@shadysam7161

4 жыл бұрын

Oh.

@lobeliaowl2482

4 жыл бұрын

That gives me onision vibes

@deathmetalelitist666

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

17:30 "I'm always on the run" Cool Cat, is there something you're not telling us?

@Barnsleyfan-xd2xb

8 жыл бұрын

Perfect😂😂😂

@tabbycatgaming5137

8 жыл бұрын

From his horrible wife and kids, but he love love LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES HIS KIDS!

@Lordmattfreeman

8 жыл бұрын

+Saitama He is el chapo fucking drug cartel and their drugs

@drenchedinsyrupp6059

8 жыл бұрын

+Saitama He's on the FBI's most wanted list. 328 Counts of sexual assault, 53 accounts of public intoxication, 89 counts of incest, and 9,456,219,021 counts of hate crimes.

@sonmiagaylord4659

8 жыл бұрын

+Jtimoon- The King Of Charizards! Don't forget the 400,000,000 charges of blazin' dat herb.

12:37 "Sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious."

The feline of coolness looms over us all

THE MAN WALKS IN AND WALKS BACKWARDS OUT

@moonraven6145

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly the funniest part of the video :)

@iwakeupandboomimarat

6 жыл бұрын

clearly the best part of this movie

@char6518

6 жыл бұрын

Get that man an academy award

@androidinblack5291

6 жыл бұрын

He's like: "Fuck that shit, man. I have a dignity to keep intact."

@OneSpikeyGuy

6 жыл бұрын

We should try to find who that guy is

12:36 I don't want to write anything mean on the web... 12:45 If you were nice, you would have friends. Way to not say anything mean there.

@ariamath8961

7 жыл бұрын

thats the internet nowadays

@iwakeupandboomimarat

6 жыл бұрын

that's how the internet works

@tommykarrick9130

6 жыл бұрын

UnderOver Achiever I mean look at Derek Savage's real life response to negative reviews It's like he's projecting

Damn... Cool Cat has the physique of a Greek god in those illustrations.

@ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE

6 ай бұрын

the same couldn't be said for whoever was in the suit during the filming of cool cat stops corona virus (and the virus wars)

Rewatching and the man backing up back into his house still gets me. Would love to know what he thought that day.

@bce9371

Жыл бұрын

He's thinking, "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."

“OH BOY I FEEL LIKE PICKING ON SOMEONE”

@TheLivi3

3 жыл бұрын

😫😫🤣🤣

@mia-lc2om

3 жыл бұрын

butch the bully is the saddest character in cinematic history

@prageruwu69

3 жыл бұрын

that's what every bully says

@joris5152

3 жыл бұрын

* inhales * HaHaHaaaaaa

@dr.diamond9868

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, lol

"AND IT'S NOT COOL TO **very large pause** PAINT ON SOMEONE'S WALL"

@KawaiiCanadafreememes

7 жыл бұрын

Hailey "umm what was the line"

@meemdealer6559

5 жыл бұрын

"They're painting on our sand boxes!" "It's so wrong to steal!"

To this day, I remain convinced that Derek Savage and CoolCat are a creation of Tim & Eric.

0:26 hearing "Dere he iz" in its normal context is like whiplash

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

It sounds fake

10:29 The one part of the movie that is actually good. A Random guy leaving his house for what is probably a normal reason, seeing the shit going on, and proceeding to go back into his house in what I can only assume is him hiding from the insanity that is occurring outside his home.

@veryhauntedastolfobeanplus7601

6 жыл бұрын

ShadowWolfRising not to mention walking backwards into the house

@yuriklastalov9653

6 жыл бұрын

"Aw what the fuck is that freak Derek doing now? Better get back inside before the cops get called again"

@bluebreeze4258

6 жыл бұрын

That's actually cool cats house

@chayden153

6 жыл бұрын

ShadowWolfRising he's like "shit, last night's LSD binge is catching up with me"

@qwertybear.7120

6 жыл бұрын

I would've gone up to see what the fuck was going on.

This Cool Cat book belongs to 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓘𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓬 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮

@ThatGuySarabia

3 жыл бұрын

I like to read it with *no clothes on*

@faro8784

3 жыл бұрын

it is i crossdressing rivers cuomo

12:27 dirty dog namedrop as far back as cool cat saves the kids? how many franchises can say they've dropped hints to characters that wouldn't appear in the continuity for several years?

This video is my childhood. I’m 16 now and come back to it every now and again. Pure comfort. :’)

@wetsockfullofhotmeat

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who used to watch this all time lmao. I was 11 when I discovered it and now I'm 18

@anonymoushumanhi

Жыл бұрын

@@wetsockfullofhotmeat I love that!

@Oreo-gd2zq

Жыл бұрын

Hey same except I started at 15 and now I'm in my 20's lol

According to Cool Cat, if you are an introvert, have social anxiety or depression then you are a bully..... Da hell?!

@15oClock

6 жыл бұрын

Da Dragon Durp Makes sense in my case.

@iwakeupandboomimarat

6 жыл бұрын

i’m an ambivert _h e lp?_

@apersonnamedjune7410

6 жыл бұрын

Da Dragon Durp Well, shit.

@shashemption

6 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna pick on you, punk, but please understand I live under the state of constant mental defilement."

@tealstarzzz

6 жыл бұрын

Da Dragon Durp I'm a bully than 😂

Daddy Derek's website looks like it came straight from the 90's

@billyparr3901

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly did

@notchuckproductions5029

4 жыл бұрын

I think someone taught him web design in the 90s and thats the only type of web design he knows how to doo. The website for the 420 awards and cool cat kids superhero looks like it’s from 1995 too

@-carly-

4 жыл бұрын

_Childhood shit_

@alexdionisos

4 жыл бұрын

@@notchuckproductions5029 His globe exploding intro was aparently made in 1998

@DS-tp5dx

4 жыл бұрын

More like came straight from the gates of hell

The kid at 4:31 is...unironically a great actor and I love his delivery. They gave him material that was absolute crap and he managed to sell it anyway.

back in 2015, my buddy and I were in 8th grade. We saw this video, and ordered a cool cat DVD to watch the film for ourself after seeing it. The DVD came with one of the cool cat books and a Cool Cat t shirt. Was a sweet deal. Anyways, cut to the end of that school year we weren't doing much in classes. We watched a lot of movies the last week of school, so we brought in the Cool Cat DVD and offered it to our history teacher to watch. He fucking put it on and for two days we watched Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015) People were genuinely upset we brought something so shitty to watch, but the two of us had a great time.

@guybrush1701

Жыл бұрын

Its a shame the class as a whole didnt have fun mocking it. Theres nothing like playing Mystery Science Theater irl Edit: typo

@dr.clockarchive7629

Жыл бұрын

@@guybrush1701 agreed

@guybrush1701

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.clockarchive7629 makes me miss my old job. We used to have monthly "training" where we'd all be in the conference room with a GIANT TV doing the stupid modules and we'd just mock it mercilessly the whole time.

I'm half way through "Cool Cat Cooks Meth".....it's a surprisingly good read.

@joshuasullivan16

8 жыл бұрын

dose Bryan Cranston pop a cap in cool cat ?

@_pink419

8 жыл бұрын

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

@oldusty523

8 жыл бұрын

You also check out "Cool Cat loves the KKK" and "Cool Cat loves Prostitutes". The story arch, however, is in "Cool Cat Hides a Corpse".

@biclighter8240

8 жыл бұрын

+Tracet Vulpes cool cat meets Isis

@heartstriker2831

8 жыл бұрын

Cool Cat meets Pussy

We need a “Cool Cat Stops COVID-19” movie.

@Milky_Mercy

4 жыл бұрын

John L you’re in luck, he’s working on it

@joakoewee

4 жыл бұрын

@@Milky_Mercy Oh no... Really????? Jsjxjd that's exactly what we all need

@lordoffrogs6786

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milky_Mercy Starring Pewdiepie

@Milky_Mercy

3 жыл бұрын

@The Worst Human if he says yes

@RailwayHacker

3 жыл бұрын

He is funding it on Kickstarter right now, asking for 400$

The fact that this movie is infinitely quotable is just a testament to its awesomeness

the intentional and consistent choice to keep the identity of cool cat anonymous is so worrying yet fascinating

Remember when Derek Savage commissioned a furry to draw pictures of Cool Cat for his website?? The funniest part is that he liked a picture of Cool Cat in drag thinking that was Cool Cat's mom lmao

@boxorak

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Fahrenheit Oh god, he did what!?!

@luxtenax9175

8 жыл бұрын

boxorak twitter.com/SqrlyJack/status/672803652625694720

@wickersticks

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Fahrenheit ... it makes so much sense

@LondonLock

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Fahrenheit This is made funnier by the fact Adam is a furry

@boomtwack

8 жыл бұрын

Furries disgust me

10:27 Man comes out of his house Sees a human sized orange cat and thinks to himself 'too much weed Matt, too much weed' then slowly backs into his house again

@robbiesteele9552

6 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part of the entire video. It was just so real.

i can't belive its been almost 9 years since this came out, i miss those times

@archi3y

6 ай бұрын

Fr better times

“Wrastling” and “alternatul fuels” really makes so much sense as to why he’s won so many 420 Awards.

I finally got around to watching this and MY GOSH! This isn't an anti-bully campaign, it's a power fantasy of the weirdest kind! It's almost obvious the author was bullied by an overweight kid or something, and is passively venting his frustration under the guise of 'good morals'. D:

@demondaysthefabulouskilljo4563

9 жыл бұрын

Again you are here

@godzillainspace5922

9 жыл бұрын

Sean Stanton I just noticed that today, appearntly her only friend is cool cat because that's the only thing, as far as I can tell,that is present in her room.

@ninjaman2296

9 жыл бұрын

I read this comment in your "Creepypasta Narration" voice and it was fucking hilarious.

@karlabernal3604

9 жыл бұрын

Creeps why do I always find you in the weirdest parts of youtube?

@GoatYouhhudawg

8 жыл бұрын

+CreepsMcPasta Dere he is!

The LSD sequence had me crying. I'm not sure why it's taken me over a year to find this. Incredible job, YMS.

@1631631000

8 жыл бұрын

are you having problem with your sleep?

@noahmartin2130

8 жыл бұрын

Love ur vids exurbia

@Molly-gm6nq

8 жыл бұрын

Good to see you here!

@dancorwin9232

8 жыл бұрын

You are an amazing human being

@melonramune

8 жыл бұрын

OMG I love u

"Cool cat starts spreading his love all over them" I fucking died.

Six years later, the part where the man walks into frame, sees Cool Cat, and immediately moonwalks back out of frame still lives rent-free in my head.

The more I watch this movie, the more it feels like a masterpiece of psychological horror.

@TheLivi3

3 жыл бұрын

😫

@ziawhite1740

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg yes the master piece of a century

@melissacooper4282

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Alex in A Clockwork Orange. The part where he is in a straight jacket being forced to watch violent movies till he pukes! I feel just like that whenever Cool Cat opens his mouth!

@lonesavior

3 жыл бұрын

Cool Cat is a potential SCP.

@GalaxyDogenut

3 жыл бұрын

Same. It’s so bad it’s good.

"Going grink" "Alternatul fuels" Is Derek like... Tommy Wiseau's cousin or something..?

@Normaschthewanderer

3 жыл бұрын

Takes criticism about as well too.

@SurahOnline

3 жыл бұрын

*WRASTLING*

@galleryofrogues

3 жыл бұрын

*Gardens of the Galaxy: Affinity War*

@TherealHK-47

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t the hulk say that? “I’m going Grink”?

@janeeyre1990

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hai, Grink!

I was like "let's sort Adam's videos by popularity, surely it's the Lion King or Kimba... uh what is this?"

Six years later and 10:28 still sends me to the moon and back.

I died at the to catch a predator part 😂

@alexdionisos

7 жыл бұрын

"To Cat a Predator"

@DannyDog27

6 жыл бұрын

_I'll use this noodle so you can use my _*_other_*_ noodle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

@iwakeupandboomimarat

6 жыл бұрын

thedogman142 apparently

@s6otti

6 жыл бұрын

7:22 thank me later

@mutilatedghostdog7749

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is gorgeous.

13:02 I love Cool Cat's room. It's like they just took someone's actual room and wanted it to look like a kid lived in it, but then realized their budget was a ham sandwich that was starting to look moldy, so they just printed out some Cool Cat pictures and taped them to everything.

@Phenrex

4 жыл бұрын

To me it almost looks like a motel room save for what looks to be a family photo on the nightstand in the background

@MegCazalet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phenrex It screams Guest Room to me.

@StalwartTirith

9 ай бұрын

Oh my god I can't believe I never noticed before reading this. But yeah, those Cool Cat pictures on the way? Those aren't framed photos (you know, something that'd take a minute or two at best to do), they literally just printed out a few papers of Cool Cat art and just taped them on to the actual framed pictures on the wall.

I watch this religiously at least once a month

*Cool Cat has breached containment*